George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[lonevoice]

Yes, I've been screaming that for most of the day, but some people apparently think Art was here for a scheduled tea party and press conference instead of asking Noory where the fucking email was.

Yes, you have been screaming most of the day.  Yesterday too.  It does make me wonder if you're a better screamer than you are a SciFiAuthor.  I wonder this because your imagination seems so very limited.  In your concrete world there's only explanation for Art's appearance here last night. The problem with that is you are spectacularly wrong.  I'll let you decide if I'm a compulsive liar, or if there's something as plain as the beak on your dolphin head that you either refuse to see, or that is beyond your ability to imagine. 

You really shouldn't trouble yourself answering this, because I'm done with your screaming.

[ACE of CLUBS]

SciFiAuthor ...... Tired of your 'better than thou' posts ..... maybe you can find an easier audience for your tiresome preaching.
George Noory might appreciate your 'moral lessons' more than folks here. 

[sleeplessinca]

>>>>>insert generic dolphin post here<<<<<

Thanks for editing your messages so they aren't so ungainly.  So many posts; so many distractions, you know.  Now if we could just find some decent language we will be in business.  I was kind of sorry blurting out that you are an annoying poster but I'm only sorry that I blurted it rudely.  Maybe you should put in some time on that deadline project you mentioned awhile ago and let this rest?  Really - it's only about a radio show and I think everyone has a good idea of what you have to say.  G'night George  Dave  Tommy Cap'n SciFi!

[SaucyRossy]

And he would have been here doing that if Noory wasn't here? You're missing my point.

Semantics sir.

He clearly never addressed George directly.

Yes he was here to respond to things George said, however he addressed us not George in his response even after George addressed him directly.

Time to move on.

[SaucyRossy]

SciFiAuthor ...... Tired of your 'better than thou' posts ..... maybe you can find an easier audience for your tiresome preaching.
George Noory might appreciate your 'moral lessons' more than folks here.

as MV has said before, no need to tell people to stop posting on the site. Have a problem with his posts report them but don't bully him.

Just my opinion.

There are very few people on here I don't enjoy, for the most parrt this is the funniest, and most intelligent board on the Internet.

[sleeplessinca]

Ft. Rock?

I still think it's Dave

[lonevoice]

Here's some breaking news for those who are following along on their score cards.

Art Bell confirms as of tonight that he has still NEVER received an email from George.   He reiterates that he even posted here last night that George should feel free to re-send it.  Still nothing.

Funny, I still don't have that email

Isn't that peculiar...LOL!  May I share that, or would you rather not?   

Sure you can, I even posted a request that he resend, nada so far

[aldousburbank]

G'night George  Dave  Tommy Cap'n SciFi!

So Sleepless, you really are not living up to your handle anymore then?

[Scully]

Sorry Scully, you missed my sarcasm. 

As far as our President, if you like the guy, then good luck on that. I officially do not know anyone In real life that supports him, only a very select few in internet land.

No, Foodlion, I did not miss your sarcasm about playing the Race Card.  It was your inclusion of me in your condemnation of our President that I object to.

You may want to check out the Politics section of this Forum.  We've tried the mixing and mingling of politics and GNS, and MV was kind enough to end that foolishness some time ago. 

And some of my best friends like the Commander in Chief. Maybe you should get out more.

[CampsieNP]

This from tonight's Insider Chat:

george noory: I wanted to thank all of you for being so involved with the show in a positive way. Not like some of these wretched chat rooms who just spout hatred all the time

Pretty funny. Must be nice to be in the bubble with all the questions edited so he only sees the posts from his worshiping fans.
Some one asked about having Oates on and he said it was his idea because he does the best reverse-speech work.
And an Art Bell Dark-Matter question was asked and he said the show will be there for those who can afford satellite radio.

Kind of like the difference between the freebie grocery-store paper and choosing to pay for the New York Times in my opinion.

[SciFiAuthor]

The sad thing is NO ONE is supporting george.

People here get pissed if someone says anything other than Noory is Satan.

I did up until the Oates thing. Now, it's hard to do anything but advocate that the guy not be run off. Apparently that's still too far for some here. But you know, there is a need in some to blindly, wholly hate someone or a group so much that no quarter can ever be given in order to make the rest of life bearable for the hater. Whether that be cigarette smokers, liberals, conservatives, Obama, Bush, or George Noory, it's all the same phenomenon. We've got a few of that type here, and of course they'll get pissed when someone BBQ's their sacred cow of hatred that they so vigorously cling to.   

[coaster]

This from tonight's Insider Chat:

george noory: I wanted to thank all of you for being so involved with the show in a positive way. Not like some of these wretched chat rooms who just spout hatred all the time

Awesome! A shout-out! /sarcasm

[SciFiAuthor]

Thanks for playing, Mr. Hubbard.

You may call me L. Ron, or L.

[SaucyRossy]

Here's some breaking news for those who are following along on their score cards.

Art Bell confirms as of tonight that he has still NEVER received an email from George.   He reiterates that he even posted here last night that George should feel free to re-send it.  Still nothing.

From Facebook I'll take it?

[Scully]

And Foodlion did say "Commander in Chief", not "our BLACK president" just so Foodlion is correctly quoted.

Did you see quotation marks in my post, Roy?

[lonevoice]

The sad thing is NO ONE is supporting george.

People here get pissed if someone says anything other than Noory is Satan.

*looks up*  Yep, the name of the thread is STILL George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium.  Imagine that.  People here actually don't support Dave Noorie. My goodness! 

[herbalizer]

Sorry Sci-Fi, that was a dick thing to say and not justified. My apologies.

[sleeplessinca]

George is stuck in the "can't be smart, can't be funny" range. If only he'd be quiet.

And that is a reminder of why GN Sucks so bad. 

The caller asks him several times and GN doesn't come clean.  I remember that call.  It just goes on and on with the caller saying, "It was you!" and GN saying, "No it's wasn't."  Nothing funny about it - boring actually - you just want it to end.  What's up next, pulling wings off flies? 

He has no problem with humiliation when it comes to other people. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Yes, you have been screaming most of the day.  Yesterday too.  It does make me wonder if you're a better screamer than you are a SciFiAuthor.  I wonder this because your imagination seems so very limited.  In your concrete world there's only explanation for Art's appearance here last night. The problem with that is you are spectacularly wrong.  I'll let you decide if I'm a compulsive liar, or if there's something as plain as the beak on your dolphin head that you either refuse to see, or that is beyond your ability to imagine. 

You really shouldn't trouble yourself answering this, because I'm done with your screaming.

I don't think you're a compulsive liar. I just think you're in orbit. But sure, let's let it rest.

[sleeplessinca]

So Sleepless, you really are not living up to your handle anymore then?

I was just thinking about hitting the hay and hoping Flipper would go away.  Early morning tomorrow.

[bateman]

Here's some breaking news for those who are following along on their score cards.

Art Bell confirms as of tonight that he has still NEVER received an email from George.   He reiterates that he even posted here last night that George should feel free to re-send it.  Still nothing.

HA. George, since you must be having computer trouble, feel free to post your email here for Art to read. I have every confidence you'll be able to set the record straight.

[bateman]

I was just thinking about hitting the hay.  Early morning tomorrow.

Roy will be along shortly to give you your foot massage.

[zeebo]

People here get pissed if someone says anything other than Noory is Satan.

Yeah I enjoy this thread more when the tone leans more toward sarcasm and satire, rather than complete feverish hatred of the guy. 

[Renaldo]

So, between us, do you think Dave has a collection of ventriloquist dummies?

I think he has a collection of Real Dolls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll

[lonevoice]

From Facebook I'll take it?

Yes. 

[SciFiAuthor]

Sorry Sci-Fi, that was a dick thing to say and not justified. My apologies.

I likewise apologize for the Red Sonya thing.

[sleeplessinca]

Awesome! A shout-out! /sarcasm

<turns of firehose of ridicule for a sec>

Hi Dave!!!!  Going to play nice tonight?

[sleeplessinca]

I think he has a collection of Real Dolls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll

That still cracks me up that I bought it!!! 
That it made perfect sense. 
C'mon that's funny!

[bateman]

I think he has a collection of Real Dolls.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealDoll

He probably dresses them up like the female Coast guests. I bet "Katherine Albrecht" gets a lot of use.

[herbalizer]

I likewise apologize for the Red Sonya thing.

yeah, that was over the line dude.