George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

George sounds like he has a cold for sure.

That's another one of his "mis-truths".  He has said he never gets sick, I think he even said one time he has never had a cold - you know, cause that would make him too human.

[SciFiAuthor]

Oh man Saucy, listen to it, the interview just hit the crux, it's going downhill fast. I won't defend this one, it's exactly what you said.

[bateman]

Currently enjoying:

http://youtu.be/lQHd8lmDk9A

and a glass of Four Roses Small Batch.

[SaucyRossy]

Oh man Saucy, listen to it, the interview just hit the crux, it's going downhill fast. I won't defend this one, it's exactly what you said.

This is just downright awful. Such a fucking train wreck.

[WhosURmama]

There once was a guy who sucked so bad he made a zillion people mad
He couldn't get it through his head no matter what these people said
So looking for a second pass he had the nerve to show his ass
This really didn't change his luck it merely proved he'll always suck

[SaucyRossy]

This is literally an interview about a geocaching app disguised as a game used to track people by google.


George, you say you have control of the content of this show.

Drop this hack.

[SciFiAuthor]

Oh this guy's gone completely dingbat. Easter island? How the hell does that related to this game?

[SaucyRossy]

I'm done. TSL 15 minutes.

[starrmtn001]

There once was a guy who sucked so bad he made a zillion people mad
He couldn't get it through his head no matter what these people said
So looking for a second pass he had the nerve to show his ass
This really didn't change his luck it merely proved he'll always suck

BAMMMM!  You nailed it.  Well done.

[bateman]

I'm done. TSL 15 minutes.

Might I recommend a palate cleanser? (See above link)

[ziznak]

why i love art bell.... and so do the cat ladies...
http://artbell.com/category/artbell/cats/

[SaucyRossy]

Might I recommend a palate cleanser? (See above link)

yup, totally firing that up.

[SnapT]

I thought he said Andrew Basiago would be on tonight?!?

[ziznak]

Currently enjoying:

http://youtu.be/lQHd8lmDk9A

and a glass of Four Roses Small Batch.

good show btw.... and im sucking down some pissy miller lite!!! cheeers

[bateman]

good show btw.... and im sucking down some pissy miller lite!!! cheeers

[malfion]

I'm finding this hilarious, as a gamer. I think this could be some cool viral marketing for Google, where they really do enhance players lives and stuff. But on C2C, I'd rather hear about someone whose done research into something in a search for the truth a la Fox Mulder, regardless of whether they found out something crazy or are still looking for it. Instead we're going to hear about unsubstantiated things.

I hope Art can bring back that spark in the parapsychology/ whatever genre we listened to Coast to.

[SnapT]

George is confusing portholes with portals again.

And everything else.

[Roy Hinkley]

George is confusing portholes with portals again.

And everything else.

Jorch keeps looking for these, and wonders why he's never been lucky enough to see one...

And wonders how people will fit through the portholes to go to different dimenions??

[starrmtn001]

Whoa what just happened with that caller?

[ziznak]

lol yeah i missed that too

[shell88]

Yeeesss!!!!!!!   I can hardly wait to hear the UFO Phil song tonight!!! Rock on George!!!

The only thing I would rather more than hearing UFO Phil Tonight would be George Singing some old Elvis tune!!! But UFO Phil will have to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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George has no legal rights to that song. I'm bloody sure I heard it on an old Bart Simpson episode. They must have bought it. 

[starrmtn001]

Bateman?  Was that you?

[SciFiAuthor]

K, that weirdness is over. Next is a breaking story from Mars. All glory to the Hoagland!

[bateman]

Bateman?  Was that you?

I'm listening to Art & drinking bourbon. I can't be bothered with the Snooron tonight.

[SciFiAuthor]

Hi George, welcome back.

[Roy Hinkley]

Great this Basiago guy is seeing heads on Mars.  The photo is just as bad as any of Dick Hoagland's.  A blurry Mars photo does not an artifact make.

[starrmtn001]

I'm listening to Art & drinking bourbon. I can't be bothered with the Snooron tonight.

Yes.  Of course.  What was I thinking?  Duh.   

[WhosURmama]

There once was a guy sucked so bad
His sucksess brought him fame
He sucked so bad at all be did
He simply had no game
But fate and not coincidence
Did lead him down a road
Where he will live in infamy
As nothing but a toad
And though a kiss is all he'd need
To veer him from that fate
There's not a single human bean
Who'd ever make that date
And so he'll never get that kiss to break the suckness spell
For shirley, yes I said shirley, one who gave that kiss
Would have to burn in hell

[Ravenna]

This guest tonight said that H.P. Lovecraft went insane, which is incorrect. 

[SaucyRossy]

This guest tonight said that H.P. Lovecraft went insane, which is incorrect.

This guest is the worst guest I've ever heard. I had to turn it off.