George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[WhosURmama]

Playing Art's bumpers .....
Showing 'real class' George ......

You'll always be second rate ......
Aspire to mediocrity.

Congrats!  You have turned the page and are officially on the way to 2000 pp of suck.

Gnoory suckssssssssssssssssss

The show tonight suckssssss  between Noory's questions and the guest's laugh.  Argh!

[PrairieGhost]

That laugh creeps me out! This is the type of guy you don't want to know.

[Agent : Orange]

Playing Art's bumpers .....
Showing 'real class' George ......

You'll always be second rate ......
Aspire to mediocrity.

Heard the show twice in the past two weeks - the show about Superman and the David Wilcock show. On both of them I noticed the pretty obvious use of Art's bumpers. I think almost every break now is a song of Art's that we haven't heard on C2C for years.

[valdez]

    "Thank you.  Good information," was what George said to Gerald Clark  at end of the show tonight.  The thing is, there wasn't any good information imparted at all during the entire two hour Anunnaki crap fest.  I can dig being entertained with wild, well told stories that can't possibly be true, but I've had it with this Niburu crap.  I'll take a God that created the world in seven days, figured out that threats and parting seas wasn't getting the job done as far as those made in his image was concerned, sent down a good guy to show us the way by example, and if we still want to be jerks then don't blame him when the world becomes a crapfest; over a bunch of guys who needed gold, and came over here and created a race of slaves to dig up the gold, then they got addicted to meth and started building pyramids everywhere for no reason, and they couldn't go back to their Niburu planet because their brains were fried, so now they're new world order lizard freak types and the best George can do to question this crap is, "are you sure you're right?" and the guest says, "I'm absolutely sure."  Well, heck, that ain't good enough for me.  I expect Art Bell is going to come back and clear the table of all this crap because during his last few shows before his 35th retirement I got a sense that he was feeling his mortality and there isn't a lot of time to waste with clowns and jokers and fools, and he'll let them on once but they better have their act together, because they're not coming back ad nauseam to shovel the same crap from one hole to the next, over and over again like they do with George Noory.  Who sucks.

Yeah.  Right.

   

[Agent : Orange]

Wow, Dave or someone close to him showed up and posted here. I've caught up on most of what I missed during my vacation.... very interesting!

I expect Art Bell is going to come back and clear the table of all this crap because during his last few shows before his 35th retirement I got a sense that he was feeling his mortality and there isn't a lot of time to waste with clowns and jokers and fools, and he'll let them on once but they better have their act together, because they're not coming back ad nauseam to shovel the same crap from one hole to the next, over and over again like they do with George Noory.  Who sucks.

I really hope you're right. If it's true that Hoagland is one of Art's first week guests then I hope Art holds his feet to the fire, at least.... but I'm not really expecting it.

[aldousburbank]

I'll take a God that created the world in seven days, figured out that threats and parting seas wasn't getting the job done as far as those made in his image was concerned, sent down a good guy to show us the way by example, and if we still want to be jerks then don't blame him when the world becomes a crapfest; over a bunch of guys who needed gold, and came over here and created a race of slaves to dig up the gold, then they got addicted to meth and started building pyramids everywhere for no reason,

This is awesome Valdez. Might you and I be related?

[expat]

I thought Noory was marginally more aggressive in his questioning over the Annunaki garbage. A welcome development.

[shell88]

  I thought Noory was more engaging too.  He'd have to be if he wants to survive, considering who he's coming up against.  The recent increase in the use of Art's taste in bumper music to create the background setting of the show, glaringly shows you the huge void in creative talent that plagues their studio.  They're still clinging to Art's coat tails.  It's not going to matter much once Art's back. They'll be no stopping the Bell train. That I am sure of.   

[ItsOver]

Why don't all of you show him how it's done.  Maybe one of you could invite him to your GNS chat room and give him pointers if he shows.  Or write him emails waiting for his response.  Or tell him to pray for your pet, that will waste some of the mundane air time he sucks up.  That's it!  Maybe you can suck up to him or even suck him.  At least mail the poor Joe a nickel.

Yeah, he prayed for my poor pet iguana "Lounge Lizard."  Poor Loungie rolled over on his back and hasn't moved since.  He's starting to look like a dried-up prune.  Jorch is a fraud.  I'd like to give him a nickel.

[ItsOver]

yes way. just read the past 100 pages or so of this thread and look for a poster with the username 'GNoory'

Looking at the memberlist under GNoory:
Gnoory
Date Registered:
    August 12, 2013, 08:43:27 PM
Last Active:
    Today at 10:53:30 PM....

What?  And "Clayton" Noory didn't say "hi!" and wish us well?  I'm shocked, sir!  Shocked!

[bateman]

"Hi, George, I always listen to your show in the bathtub. I find it very relaxing. Could you give a shout out to Tub Girl?"

[ItsOver]

"Hi, George, I always listen to your show in the bathtub. I find it very relaxing. Could you give a shout out to Tub Girl?"

"You, becha.  I like "reaching out" to thuh ladies.  Gesh don't let a radio fall in there with yuh, Tub Girlie!  It's bad enough listening to me!  HAW, HAW, HAW!  Have I told ya ull about my Aunt Whackadoodle?"

[aldousburbank]

To Mr. Gnoory,
Guess how many more pages on this, the most awesome forum thread across the nation around the world, until we hit 1111?

[ItsOver]

"Um ulwaysh uh sheeun 7-11.  There everywhere, I tell yuh."  - Jorch

[awake]

Yeah, see Saucy? Scroll up and look at the negativity. Everyone said George won't ever answer questions. He answered us. Then more than half the posts go negative for no reason. That's what annoyed me. The guy is not being given a fair shake.

Here we go again; Date Registered: August 14, 2013, 03:42:10 AM

Welcome to the forum and thanks for your insight.  Have long have you worked for premrat?
In any case, I believe that you are a genuine scifi author as you have constructed an alternative universe in your post in which dave is a nice guy!

[Usagi]

MST3K... oh man.  I lived for that show.  I used to watch it with my Nana, who incidentally introduced me to the paranormal.  She tried to instruct me on the finer points of self-induced OBE's, something for which I apparently never had the appropriate discipline. 

The video store here has all or most of the DVDs, though, which is very exciting to me.  I'm wanting to introduce it to my son, but I'm trying to decide where to start.  Horror of Party Beach?

[Morgus]

Heard the show twice in the past two weeks - the show about Superman and the David Wilcock show. On both of them I noticed the pretty obvious use of Art's bumpers. I think almost every break now is a song of Art's that we haven't heard on C2C for years.

yep, that started the day after Art Bell's announcement of his new Sirius show - a coincidence? 

[ziznak]

yep, that started the day after Art Bell's announcement of his new Sirius show - a coincidence? 

Morgus what exactly is the deal with this?  Most longtime C2C fans know that these are Art bumpers.  You think this is a way to maybe turn off the newer coast listeners who go to check out Art and then decide on their own that he's somehow copying C2C?? even newer listeners of C2C should know better.  Could they possibly just be payin homage to Art?  I don't understand how this would work as a "cock" or "bumper" block.  Is there some inside industry rules that say you can't use certain songs because we just played them on our show?  I don't get it.

[eddie dean]

MST3K... oh man.  I lived for that show.  I used to watch it with my Nana, who incidentally introduced me to the paranormal.  She tried to instruct me on the finer points of self-induced OBE's, something for which I apparently never had the appropriate discipline. 

The video store here has all or most of the DVDs, though, which is very exciting to me.  I'm wanting to introduce it to my son, but I'm trying to decide where to start.  Horror of Party Beach?

"Jack Frost" or "The Crawling Eye" would be a good start. Also, depending on his age, you might try "Santa Claus" or the girls gone wild, Ed Wood film "The Violent Years".

[bmcintyre]

How about a haunted urinal with ghost fish in it.  Of course, you have to refer to the urinal as a "male liquid waste receptacle" to keep it clean for Jorch.  Don't want to offend the cat ladies.

I loved the silver ghost fish in the urinal. 

[bmcintyre]

MST3K... oh man.  I lived for that show.  I used to watch it with my Nana, who incidentally introduced me to the paranormal.  She tried to instruct me on the finer points of self-induced OBE's, something for which I apparently never had the appropriate discipline. 

The video store here has all or most of the DVDs, though, which is very exciting to me.  I'm wanting to introduce it to my son, but I'm trying to decide where to start.  Horror of Party Beach?

I loved MST3K too.  Remember the one about the old students in medical school?

[eddie dean]

I loved MST3K too.  Remember the one about the old students in medical school?

It's called "Ring of Terror"

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Terror

[MV/Liberace!]

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Visit UFOShip.com to listen live.  Log in to chat.

Edit:  There's also the pre-show where we spin the hits.

[awake]

But what about this joke;

Guy says "I made five hundred sixty four dollars and five cents tonight sucking cock". Friend asks, "Who gave you the five cents?  Guy says, "All of them".

Do you think that's funny?

An innocent, naive nun is allowed out of the cloister to go into town. 
She is walking along and sees a sign which reads, "Quickies - %25" and completely confused. 
She gets back to the cloister and finds the  mother superior and asks, "Sister, what is a quickie?". 
Mother superior thinks for a second as says, "$25 bucks, same as in town." 

Heeeyyooooo!

[ItsOver]

MST3K... oh man.  I lived for that show.  I used to watch it with my Nana, who incidentally introduced me to the paranormal.  She tried to instruct me on the finer points of self-induced OBE's, something for which I apparently never had the appropriate discipline. 

The video store here has all or most of the DVDs, though, which is very exciting to me.  I'm wanting to introduce it to my son, but I'm trying to decide where to start.  Horror of Party Beach?

"Jack Frost" or "The Crawling Eye" would be a good start. Also, depending on his age, you might try "Santa Claus" or the girls gone wild, Ed Wood film "The Violent Years".

I loved MST3K too.  Remember the one about the old students in medical school?

I fully confess to being a MSTie.  MST3K has a lot of the same qualities C2C had with Art.  A witty, laid back, intelligent, creative host who could even make garbage entertaining.  I always preferred Joel to Mike but Mike had his own style and definitely "got it."  I certainly enjoyed his many shows.  Too bad C2C wasn't as lucky with it's replacement host.  As a result, we're now all floating in space in the "Satellite of Bellgab Love," with us serving as own Joel/Mike/Bots.    Thank goodness, Art is coming back to rescue us from the torture inflicted on us by "The Mads" of Dave Noorie and Tommy.

There are so many episodes you could bless your son with, Usagi, depending upon his age.  Eddie has some good recommendations.  My two favorites are the classics of trash recycling, "Manos" (bet you didn't see that one coming  ) and "Mitchell."  The combination of a hung over Joe Don Baker with Linda Evans just begged for the "shpeshial" treatment from Joel and his wise-cracking robots.  However, both of those MST3K favorites are only going to be appropriate for more mature juvenile minds. 

Here's to more "movie sign!!!" and less "Dave Noorie time." 



P.S. -  This site might help you, too, Usagi.  It's at least "good for the memories."

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/5_reasons_mst3ks_joel_is_better_than_mike_and_5_re.php

[Agent : Orange]

Morgus what exactly is the deal with this?  Most longtime C2C fans know that these are Art bumpers.  You think this is a way to maybe turn off the newer coast listeners who go to check out Art and then decide on their own that he's somehow copying C2C?? even newer listeners of C2C should know better.  Could they possibly just be payin homage to Art?  I don't understand how this would work as a "cock" or "bumper" block.  Is there some inside industry rules that say you can't use certain songs because we just played them on our show?  I don't get it.

Since this music hasn't shown up in a while under George, there's a sense of entitlement that goes with suddenly showing interest in these old bumper tunes after Art's announcement. The Coast folks will try to claim that Art is being influenced by Coast (now THEIR show) when in fact it's clearly the other way around, at least for the audience members who remember Art.

I also admit that it could simply be an homage to the old days. However, my gut tells me otherwise. Even though many have pointed out Dark Matter is not competition for Coast on public radio, if this was true why wouldn't George make an announcement about it on the air since Art is a friend of the show?

[bmcintyre]

Here we go again; Date Registered: August 14, 2013, 03:42:10 AM

Welcome to the forum and thanks for your insight.  Have long have you worked for premrat?
In any case, I believe that you are a genuine scifi author as you have constructed an alternative universe in your post in which dave is a nice guy!

I was wondering that too because he/she/it admitted to fellating Dave for meals.  Who admits that?  Do they understand that word?

Ok, a koala bear walks into a bar.  A hooker comes up to him and asks him to come home with her.  The bartender comes over and says to the Koala, "Hey, thats a hooker, you know."  The Koala says " Dont worry Im a koala bear."

The Koala & the hooker have sex.  They finish and the koala gets up and walks out.  The hooker goes running after him, Hey, Im a hooker you owe me money!!!  The koala looks back and says, Im a koala bear, look it up.  So, she does.  "Koala bear.  Eats bushes and leaves."

[bmcintyre]

I fully confess to being a MSTie.  MST3K has a lot of the same qualities C2C had with Art.  A witty, laid back, intelligent, creative host who could even make garbage entertaining.  I always preferred Joel to Mike but Mike had his own style and definitely "got it."  I certainly enjoyed his many shows.  Too bad C2C wasn't as lucky with it's replacement host.  As a result, we're now all floating in space in the "Satellite of Bellgab Love," with us serving as own Joel/Mike/Bots.    Thank goodness, Art is coming back to rescue us from the torture inflicted on us by "The Mads" of Dave Noorie and Tommy.

There are so many episodes you could bless your son with, Usagi, depending upon his age.  Eddie has some good recommendations.  My two favorites are the classics of trash recycling, "Manos" (bet you didn't see that one coming  ) and "Mitchell."  The combination of a hung over Joe Don Baker with Linda Evans just begged for the "shpeshial" treatment from Joel and his wise-cracking robots.  However, both of those MST3K favorites are only going to be appropriate for more mature juvenile minds. 

Here's to more "movie sign!!!" and less "Dave Noorie time." 



P.S. -  This site might help you, too, Usagi.  It's at least "good for the memories."

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/04/5_reasons_mst3ks_joel_is_better_than_mike_and_5_re.php

I love Gypsy.  Remember when she imitated the that lounge singer, dodging all of the waiters etc.  I actually have a horse that looks a lot like Gypsy. 

[Gnoory]

Hello those who are here

[Étouffée]

I love Gypsy.  Remember when she imitated the that lounge singer, dodging all of the waiters etc.  I actually have a horse that looks a lot like Gypsy.

The only time I actually laughed out loud at the t.v. was while watching MST3K.

I guess I'm unusual in that I like Joel and Mike equally, if differently.  I like Joel's dopey slow wit and Mike's harsher fast wit.

I own the DVD of "Manos,The Hands of Fate".  I've lost count of the viewings!

My favorite character from the Satellite of Love is Tom Servo.