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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

WhosURmama

Well gnoory will be keeping some of you insiders so he succeeded on a lower scale.  I think I'll go ahead and put in 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2013' DVD now.  I'm getting a little nauseous here.

George Noory

Looks like I've come up with another winner for my World wide radio show. Ticks. I'm such a pro.


SciFiAuthor

Yeah, see Saucy? Scroll up and look at the negativity. Everyone said George won't ever answer questions. He answered us. Then more than half the posts go negative for no reason. That's what annoyed me. The guy is not being given a fair shake.

George Noory

 Art Bell had a blood sucking tick attached to his ass at one time. He called it George.

ItsOver

Quote from: bateman on August 20, 2013, 10:30:01 PM
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SONG

The one you asked Jorch NOT to play?  Must be payback, Bateman.  ;)

WhosURmama

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on August 20, 2013, 10:33:24 PM
Yeah, see Saucy? Scroll up and look at the negativity. Everyone said George won't ever answer questions. He answered us. Then more than half the posts go negative for no reason. That's what annoyed me. The guy is not being given a fair shake.
I'd like to give you a very fair shake.  You've enjoyed yourself long enough and now I think it's time you went home.  I think that's like, super fair.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on August 20, 2013, 10:33:24 PM
Yeah, see Saucy? Scroll up and look at the negativity. Everyone said George won't ever answer questions. He answered us. Then more than half the posts go negative for no reason. That's what annoyed me. The guy is not being given a fair shake.

We can't keep negative posts from popping up.  It is a Sucks thread after all.  If they are too over the top, MV would police it.  But unless it is, people can post whatever they want. 

SaucyRossy

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on August 20, 2013, 10:33:24 PM
Yeah, see Saucy? Scroll up and look at the negativity. Everyone said George won't ever answer questions. He answered us. Then more than half the posts go negative for no reason. That's what annoyed me. The guy is not being given a fair shake.

ARE you listening to the show???

I mean my god man, a show on ticks then another three hours on new age crap???

If you find that entertaining that's fine, its your prerogative but I sure don't and I don't blame anyone for expressing their displeasure.

ItsOver

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 20, 2013, 10:31:11 PM
Looks like I've come up with another winner for my World wide radio show. Ticks. I'm such a pro.

I'm holding out for bedbugs.  Sounds like a pleasurable alternative.

bateman

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 20, 2013, 10:31:11 PM
Looks like I've come up with another winner for my World wide radio show. Ticks. I'm such a pro.

George, would you consider doing a show about the Crab People?


SaucyRossy

George since you value TSL (Time Spent Listening) I just wanted you to know I tried and could only last about 23 minutes.

ItsOver

Quote from: WhosURmama on August 20, 2013, 10:35:25 PM
I'd like to give you a very fair shake.  You've enjoyed yourself long enough and now I think it's time you went home.  I think that's like, super fair.
Can I keep what's left of his can of beer from Bruce?

WhosURmama

Quote from: bateman on Today at 12:30:01 AM
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SONG

The one you asked Jorch NOT to play?  Must be payback, Bateman. 

OMG

George Noory

Quote from: ItsOver on August 20, 2013, 10:36:44 PM
I'm holding out for bedbugs.  Sounds like a pleasurable alternative.

Bedbugs? I'm Googling right now. How about crotch crickets. Got any interest in those, four-eyes? I have personal experience. Fuckin' Tommy!

WhosURmama

How about an open line show with people calling in about their crabs stories?

George Noory

Quote from: bateman on August 20, 2013, 10:36:55 PM
George, would you consider doing a show about the Crab People?

You got it Bateman. I'll do better than consider it. I'll contemplate it. Right after my big Victor Mature extravaganza. You know, something for my younger listeners.

bateman

"Can bedbugs be found in other pieces of furniture?"

SaucyRossy

Quote from: bateman on August 20, 2013, 10:43:26 PM
"Can bedbugs be found in other pieces of furniture?"

Was that a SERIOUS question?!?!?!?

Catsmile

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on August 20, 2013, 10:33:24 PM
Yeah, see Saucy? Scroll up and look at the negativity. Everyone said George won't ever answer questions. He answered us. Then more than half the posts go negative for no reason. That's what annoyed me. The guy is not being given a fair shake.

He's had 10 fucking years. I'm all shook out, sorry.

WhosURmama

Quote from: ItsOver on August 20, 2013, 10:39:15 PM
Can I keep what's left of his can of beer from Bruce?
You can keep the beer and the book he wrote.

ItsOver

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 20, 2013, 10:39:36 PM
Bedbugs? I'm Googling right now. How about crotch crickets. Got any interest in those, four-eyes? I have personal experience. Fuckin' Tommy!

I know you run a clean family show, Jorch.  Only if you think it won't offend your audience of cat ladies and drunkards.

zeebo

Quote from: Gnoory on August 20, 2013, 09:41:55 PM
Maybe the greatest actor of his era, but not confirmed yet. He loves the show so....fingers crossed

Gotta be Pauly Shore of course, and he's gonna talk about Bio-Dome!

aldousburbank

Anytime George hosts a medical issue bit, that's good stuff!

George Noory

Oh man, I am knockin' it outa the fuckin' park with this tick topic. This really is radio at its best.

WhosURmama

Quote from: Catsmile on August 20, 2013, 10:45:08 PM
He's had 10 fucking years. I'm all shook out, sorry.
I'm all shocked out myself. Not good to shake a shocked person or a baby.

aldousburbank

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 20, 2013, 10:48:41 PM
Oh man, I am knockin' it outa the fuckin' park with this tick topic. This really is radio at its best.
Yeah but the Victor Maturepalooza is gonna really ROCK!

ItsOver

Quote from: WhosURmama on August 20, 2013, 10:46:48 PM
You can keep the beer and the book he wrote.

Hot damn!  That's better than that cheap watch his creepy daddy tried to pawn off on me.  I'll send the book to Jorch.  I know he's an avid reader.




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