George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

Definitely. And Old Spice Swagger deodorant. All he needs is a smoking pipe and tweed jacket with patches on the elbow to complete the ensemble.

[SciFiAuthor]

I don't believe a single person here. You've ALL eaten Pizza rolls and burned your mouth. I certainly have. And I waited for the damned things to cool down. The outside was cold, but the inside was like molten lava 15 minutes later. Come clean, who else has done it.

[ItsOver]

i'll bet hoagland wears brut fabergé.

Hahaha...did the stash of Hai Karate he had hidden in a pyramid finally run out?

[Roy Hinkley]

I'll also give positive Hoagland comments. That man has one hell of a head of hair. I mean magnificent. If we ever make contact with aliens and they're curious about what a grade AAA coif looks like, beam them a picture of Richard C.

LOL - Dick's hair looks like a Brillo pad!

[bmcintyre]

I don't believe a single person here. You've ALL eaten Pizza rolls and burned your mouth. I certainly have. And I waited for the damned things to cool down. The outside was cold, but the inside was like molten lava 15 minutes later. Come clean, who else has done it.

But, unlike George, most of us probably have personal boundaries and would not bring a flashlight to work to show off our stupidity.  What if he had to miss a show due to hemorrhoids?  Even though this may be the only show he missed, do I want to know this information?

[Roy Hinkley]

i'll bet hoagland wears brut fabergé.

Or Hai Karate!

Oops, ItsOver beat me to it - great minds and all...

[b_dubb]

But, unlike George, most of us probably have personal boundaries and would not bring a flashlight to work to show off our stupidity.  What if he had to miss a show due to hemorrhoids?  Even though this may be the only show he missed, do I want to know this information?

This is rife with eye pad goodness

[bmcintyre]

Hahaha...did the stash of Hai Karate he had hidden in a pyramid finally run out?

Hoagland has a certain level of confidence that a woman finds attractive.  He looks like he smells good too, very masculine and bold.

[ziznak]

Hope you all had a great weekend.
Be well.
GN

we were afraid we lost you man...

Ziznak. Please can you post links to your avatar I want to upload it to my Facebook. Its got me in tears ! Someone make a Gethsemane or crucifixion one hahaha

http://imageshack.us/a/img580/5255/artbellandthemoneychang.jpg
you can also find it in the George Noory photoshop gallery which has recently been crowning here at the forums.

[ziznak]

Hoagland has a certain level of confidence that a woman finds attractive.  He looks like he smells good too, very masculine and bold.

Hoaxy is a pimp... very lucky is the lady who knows what it is to receive the patented "torsion thrust"

[Roy Hinkley]

Hoagland has a certain level of confidence that a woman finds attractive.  He looks like he smells good too, very masculine and bold.

You've got to have something going for you, more accurately delusion, to wear those stupid freaking bolo ties.

[ItsOver]

LOL - Dick's hair looks like a Brillo pad!

Dick's just trying to keep that C2C "Science Advisor" mojo going.

 

[PB the Deplorable]

"But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."


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[Roy Hinkley]

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.


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Holy kielbasa Batman!

[ItsOver]

Holy kielbasa Batman!

So now he's showing his kielbasa to everybody at work?

[Roy Hinkley]

So now he's showing his kielbasa to everybody at work?

That's where the magnifying glass and the flashlight come in handy!

[SciFiAuthor]

But, unlike George, most of us probably have personal boundaries and would not bring a flashlight to work to show off our stupidity.  What if he had to miss a show due to hemorrhoids?  Even though this may be the only show he missed, do I want to know this information?

I don't think I've ever known anyone that didn't show off injuries at work. Hell, most people these days put it up on facebook. 'Roids might be a bit much, but he hasn't done that yet. I just don't really see the difference. We knew about every ache and pain Art had. Remember when his back cramped up on the air and he cut the show short? Art told all: falling off the deck, gluing his finger to his lip, falling off a telephone pole, etc. Listeners found that fascinating and empathized. Yet George burns himself with a pizza roll and somehow it ends up on a different standard. I'll never understand humans.

Back to Hoagland. Do you think he incorporates hyperdimensional physics into his hair combing? I mean, if we measure the angle of flow of his hair, will it come out to 19.5 degrees? Five bucks says it does.

[bmcintyre]

Hoaxy is a pimp... very lucky is the lady who knows what it is to receive the patented "torsion thrust"

Indeed

[Meanandnasty]

Get the new avatar and the research on the koala bear having two dicks.  I always thought that Coast was ran by two of those!  You learn new things everyday in this strange and mysterious universe.

[ItsOver]

... I'll never understand humans...

Yes, Jorch, we understand.

[bmcintyre]

Hoaxy is a pimp... very lucky is the lady who knows what it is to receive the patented "torsion thrust"

Indeed.

[ziznak]

HUUUUUUUH!?!?!

Get the new avatar and the research on the koala bear having two dicks.  I always thought that Coast was ran by two of those!  You learn new things everyday in this strange and mysterious universe.

George would never even peripherally allude to such naughtyness on air... I wonder if he says fart in anything but a whisper even in real life?

[Meanandnasty]

It is a proven fact that the Martians either have hair like Hoagland or staches like Noory.  They Do!

[ItsOver]

HUUUUUUUH!?!?!George would never even peripherally allude to such naughtyness on air... I wonder if he says fart in anything but a whisper even in real life?

I WOULD like to hear him say "bifurcated," though.

[Roy Hinkley]

MV,

Is there any way to put one of those countdown clocks on the site so we could set it to count down the time to AB's first show?

[onan]

MV,

Is there any way to put one of those countdown clocks on the site so we could set it to count down the time to AB's first show?

go to Art's site open it in separate window, minimize window to just show calendar.

[ItsOver]

MV,

Is there any way to put one of those countdown clocks on the site so we could set it to count down the time to AB's first show?

Great idea, Roy!  You can't have too many countdown clocks for Art's return.  One on this site would be great, too.  T-minus such-and-such.  A countdown clock for Art's lift-off into the night. 

[ziznak]

I'm beginning to think that the mayan calendar was actually counting down arts return

[ItsOver]

Speaking of Art's return, I would like to thank George for helping to bring Art back on the air with George signing his new long term contract.  It's the best thing he's ever done for us.  Thank you, George!  Thank, you!

[NoMoreNoory]

......gluing his finger to his lip......

Sure, but Art laughed at himself. He didn't turn it into the plot of a soap opera, take 3 days off, bang on about it for weeks afterwards or threaten to sue the makers of Super Glue or start a public safety campaign. Art knew he'd done a dumb thing, laughed, and got on with his job like a proper professional.