George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[George Noory]

Next Monday's show? You guessed it.

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[nooryisawesome]

could anyone find a youtube video of last nights show?

[bmcintyre]

I love you too, and your cyclop anus avatar.

That's my dog!!  And, yes, he has one eye and one anus.

[nooryisawesome]

     Agreed.  A roundtable would have been cool.  Whitley Strieber   is a nice guy, and I'm sorry the aliens took him to town, and that his wife is ill, but what was the point?  Oh yeah, he's selling a book.  And what happened to George's plan to give books away to anyone who could guess the tv theme songs?  It kind of just fizzled into a creepy nostalgia trip.  Even the stories from the "people who died" were dull.  During the "alien aborted baby" call things seem to get real, and there was a moment when I held my breath thinking George was really going to dig into this, but then he let it go.  Towards the end of the show a caller mentioned something called  "Awake" (never saw it or heard of it) and George confused it with the movie "Awakenings," where a bunch of catatonic patients snap out of their stonelike state and came alive, only to revert back to it.  As slight and imperceptible as it was, George was better this week, but his default state is the warm fuzzy coma that he's been in all these years.  All this while the Compendium becomes rattled and divisive.  Play the ufo song (I was thinking he'd ditch it - ditch it, George).  The end of the week is here.  Take a rest.  Let Wells' wordy meanderings soothe your suspicious revolutionary souls.  Coastgab rocks.

Unity!  Vigilance!  Compendium!

Yeah Noory was a little better

[George Noory]

That's my dog!!  And, yes, he has one eye and one anus.

Would he mind filling in for me next Friday? The dolphin demanded a tank of water. Diva.


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[ItsOver]

Hi HumanBeing,
  Thanks for all the super suggestions. I love it. I printed them all out so that I can wipe my ass with them. HAW HAW HAW.

I used to have a grudging respect for you people here but now you have shown yourself to be a bunch of star-struck pussies. I show up here with some bullshit and you fall all over yourselves buying my crap about improving the show. HAW HAW HAW. And you people think I'M the dumb one?....

Again, thanks for the super suggestions. I'm putting them to good use.

You mean all this talk of "hope and change" was just a charade?  I am shocked, sir!  Simply shocked!  Thank goodness I can count on the politicians in D.C. to look out for all of our interests!

[Morgus]

Isn't it at least a little bit funny that George himself is contributing to the George Noory Sucks thread?

yep and its also funny that Noory has named us posters in the GNS thread 'suckers' now instead of 'haters' - thats a step up? 

[George Noory]

You mean all this talk of "hope and change" was just a charade?  I am shocked, sir!  Simply shocked!  Thank goodness I can count on the politicians in D.C. to look out for all of our interests!

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[UnscreenedCaller]

IT was really silly Whitley was on and they didnt talk about area 51 more. I mean it was big news, and they onlt talked about it for a few minutes.

I mean WHITLEY STRIEBER was on and instead they spend most the time talking about strieber's old books!

Honestly, I'd rather hear about Area 51 from Knapp than either Streiber or Jorch any day. He's the one who broke the story, and his thoughts on the admission that there is an area 51 would be interesting. It's also interesting that as these subjects like this come up, I frequently think of hosts I'd rather handle them. I'm glad Noory didn't co-opt area 51.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hey George, I notice that your new Hawaiian Studio is at 19.5 degrees latitude.  I think this requires further study.  Can we help in funding Richard C. Hoagland so he can get a penthouse suite there and mount a permanent Accutron watch in your studio?  The torsion field energy at your location should be enormous.

[Morgus]

Next Monday's show? You guessed it.

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but the c2cam website schedule show this for Monday's show: 
Syncrhonicity & Enlightenment
Date:    08-19-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    David Wilcock
Using history, astrology, and synchronicity theory, author and researcher David Wilcock will discuss how there is a hidden architecture played out in cycles, guiding humanity toward enlightenment and spiritual progress.

[George Noory]

Hey George, I notice that your new Hawaiian Studio is at 19.5 degrees latitude.  I think this requires further study.  Can we help in funding Richard C. Hoagland so he can get a penthouse suite there and mount a permanent Accutron watch in your studio?  The torsion field energy at your location should be enormous.

WTF is "latitude"? Speak English, god damn it.

[George Noory]

but the c2cam website schedule show this for Monday's show: 
Syncrhonicity & Enlightenment
Date:    08-19-13
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    David Wilcock
Using history, astrology, and synchronicity theory, author and researcher David Wilcock will discuss how there is a hidden architecture played out in cycles, guiding humanity toward enlightenment and spiritual progress.

You can forget about all that fag stuff. We're goin' Victor Mature all the way. I might even throw in some jingles from the Civil War.


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[ItsOver]

IT was really silly Whitley was on and they didnt talk about area 51 more. I mean it was big news, and they onlt talked about it for a few minutes.

I mean WHITLEY STRIEBER was on and instead they spend most the time talking about strieber's old books!

I expect the next big story from the mainstream media to be about some brothers from Dayton, Ohio.

[bmcintyre]

Would he mind filling in for me next Friday? The dolphin demanded a tank of water. Diva.
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Sorry, thats when Scrappy listens to Mysterious Universe.  You know George, a real paranormal show.  Where the hosts interact with the guests. 

[zeebo]

I'd like for you (and/or staff) to come up with better probing questions to ask guests. Please don't just ask questions A through Z and call it a show and feel good about it.

I want an in-depth interview where the host is engaged in the topic and is also engaging their self.

This nails it.  Anyone can just skim through a list of pre-planned questions.  It's the follow-up questions, i.e. the actual conversation that ensues which draws in the listener.  A good interviewer should be able to find something in the exchange that interests them, and when that happens allow themselves to drill-down into deeper exploration. 

[PB the Deplorable]

This nails it.  Anyone can just skim through a list of pre-planned questions.  It's the follow-up questions, i.e. the actual conversation that ensues which draws in the listener.  A good interviewer should be able to find something in the exchange that interests them, and when that happens allow themselves to drill-down into deeper exploration.

If that is so completely foreign to George on the radio, I wonder if he does it when talking to people in real life.

[bmcintyre]

Hey George, I notice that your new Hawaiian Studio is at 19.5 degrees latitude.  I think this requires further study.  Can we help in funding Richard C. Hoagland so he can get a penthouse suite there and mount a permanent Accutron watch in your studio?  The torsion field energy at your location should be enormous.

I have heard much about this "new Hawaiian Studio" over the last couple of years.  I do not believe that there is said "studio."  I think George just made that up so that we could think that he was a big time radio announcer, like Art, but better. 

Its the "C," in Richard C. Hoagland that gives Richard credibility.  Didn't he run a museum up in CT or sit at the Museum's front desk or something like that?

[George Noory]

Sorry, thats when Scrappy listens to Mysterious Universe.  You know George, a real paranormal show.  Where the hosts interact with the guests.

Well then, you are not going to want to miss next Tuesday's show when I will be interviewing a baby that wears glasses. [attachimg=1]

[b_dubb]

Noory actually posted here? In this thread?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory actually posted here? In this thread?

http://coastgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=3351

[ItsOver]

Jorch, I like your latest avatar.  Is that one of your many fans punching you out?

[George Noory]

Jorch, I like your latest avatar.  Is that one of your many fans punching you out?

True story. When I met Chuck Norris, that came out of his beard.

[bmcintyre]

Well then, you are not going to want to miss next Tuesday's show when I will be interviewing a baby that wears glasses. [attachimg=1]

Has the interviewee been subjected to kickings, shittings, or shakings?

[ItsOver]

True story. When I met Chuck Norris, that came out of his beard.

Man, you're so famous. What's it like hanging with the really big stars, like Billy Mumy and Pat Boone?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...Its the "C," in Richard C. Hoagland that gives Richard credibility.  Didn't he run a museum up in CT or sit at the Museum's front desk or something like that?

Yep, always gotta include the 'C.'  Otherwise he's just another Dick.

[bmcintyre]

True story. When I met Chuck Norris, that came out of his beard.

Where was his other hand?

[nooryisawesome]

Hopefully Noory can be enlightened Monday.

Im glad george was even the slightest bit better this week. But Fridays show really SUCKED.

[bmcintyre]

You can forget about all that fag stuff. We're goin' Victor Mature all the way. I might even throw in some jingles from the Civil War.
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Will Christian be there to sing "Danny Boy"?

[Roy Hinkley]

Well then, you are not going to want to miss next Tuesday's show when I will be interviewing a baby that wears glasses. [attachimg=1]

Is it an evil baby?  Ill tempered?