George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Noory said he wanted to play the theme song to 1963's My Favorite Martian, but he didn't have that one.
Just do a quick search on youtube...

[SnapT]

i didn't hear that theme

That was a paid advertisement from CBS Saturday Morning STARCADE.

[Partiefiuchter]

George, can we have more advertisements about trucks that are so tough they can carry other trucks?

[George Noory]

I just played something from 1959. All my listeners are fossils, aren't they? I'm really on top of the demographics. That's how a pro does it, you losers.

[George Noory]

George, can we have more advertisements about trucks that are so tough they can carry other trucks?

No.

[Morgus]

Noory, why haven't you played the theme from another of your favorite old time TV shows that you mentioned you dressed up as a little kid the other night: Zorro?
When I was little, I remember an older kid in my neighborhood that had a Zorro costume and he would terrorize us little kids with his sword...

[George Noory]

 I think Monday's show will be all about Victor Mature.

[George Noory]

Noory, why haven't you played the theme from another of your favorite old time TV shows that you mentioned you dressed up as a little kid the other night: Zorro?
When I was little, I remember an older kid in my neighborhood that had a Zorro costume and he would terrorize us little kids with his sword...

I did dress up as Zorro but another bigger, gayer neighborhood kid did to and shoved his 'sword" up my ass. Bad memories of Zorro.

[SnapT]

I think Monday's show will be all about Victor Mature.

I vote Billy Mumy, with special co-host Marc Zicree.

[George Noory]

Hey George, will you be interviewing Santa Claus again this year and if so can you tell Mrs. Claus to give me a tuggie? Thanks

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[George Noory]

Oh, I love this big fat Samoan.

[Nighthawk]

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[Xtreme1]

Looks kinda like Tommy and I imagine Tommy could sound like that if I kicked him in the nuts hard enough.    The Samoan I mean.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Is this the George Noory Sucks thread? .... Well, is it?

Tough question for Onan, and Georgie For President 2216 .......

How's the Kool-Aid tastin' ..... good?

[George Noory]

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Funny story. When that photo was taken Billy, I call him Billy, gestured toward me and said to the onlookers," Can you people believe this no-talent shit-for-brains has Art Bell"s radio show?"

HAW HAW HAW. That Billy has a great sense of humor.

[SnapT]

Noory just enforced his NO ABORTION TALK rule on a woman who was impregnated by a space alien.

[SnapT]

C2C TV theme update...

[George Noory]

Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians are coming up next.

[George Noory]

Well, that's another classic show in the can. Now it's time to put something in my can. Tommy, get in here!

[Maxwell]

I believe these are the calls from SR-71 and nooryisawesome.

[Xtreme1]

Listening to Art from 9/14/95 Military Aircraft and UFO's. How nice!!!

[Nighthawk]

I believe these are the calls from SR-71 and nooryisawesome.

That is not the SR-71 call. Because in his call he also mentioned Art as nooryisawsome did.

[PB the Deplorable]

There is something so vague about Streiber, he can't describe the things that supposedly actually happened to him in declarative sentences.  He speaks in a low-energy halting sing-song way.  Combine this with Noory's total lack of cogent questions and follow up and what do you get? 
ZZZZZZZZZs!

Art Bell.
Art bell.
Art Bell.
Art Bell.
Art Bell.

You are our Candy Man and we need you!

(even Art had a hard time making a fascinating interview out of Mr. Streiber)

Almost as if it's... rehearsed and... phony.  Like he wants to make sure to remember it right.

[Maxwell]

That is not the SR-71 call. Because in his call he also mentioned Art as nooryisawsome did.

If someone will tell me what name he used I'll post it.

[Juan Cena]

Tonight was  a waste. Gov. admits to there being an Area 51 and Snoory spends what...five or ten minutes on it with Whitley Streibler? This would've been a great time to round up the regular cast of idiots to get their reaction in 30 or so minute shots for a couple of hours. Instead, it's the "Woe is me! Claiming I was abducted by aliens ruined my life!" from Whitley. Ho Hum.

Tommy couldn't get RCH, Lear, or any of the rest of the UFO brain trust on the phone? Lame.

[stevesh]

Any chance at all Noory will discuss this ?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2013/08/16/weather-conspiracy-theories-scientifically-unjustifiable/

[George Drooly]

I'd shit if Art began his first new show with the UFO Phil song.

"Hello Art this is Fritz from Phoenix"

[George Drooly]

i have fixed the page number issue.  let me know if you find anything else wrong.

Thanks very much. Was worried one of George's minions had hacked the place, heh.

[SR-71]

I believe these are the calls from SR-71 and nooryisawesome.

I called in as anonymous from lancaster ca. it was right before the shoutout. the call was near the 1130pm point.

[nooryisawesome]

I called in as anonymous from lancaster ca. it was right before the shoutout. the call was near the 1130pm point.

Yep I was behind you! Back 2 back
We were both polite to George.