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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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GN needs to find some news on baby deaths and drone strikes (together)-to combine two of his most used topics.

bmcintyre

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 17, 2013, 04:37:21 PM
No, Roy, it will be a baby that wears glasses.

George, would the fact that the baby is wearing glasses stop you from hitting, shitting, and shaking it, if it threatened your constitutional right to carry handguns?

And, BTW, thank you for serving our country.  I wish that I could buy you a meal at Red Robin.

Nighthawk

Quote from: b_dubb on August 17, 2013, 04:25:55 PM
I'm not sure is that's really George N but I am sure it's PremRad doing damage control. A day late and a dollar short.

No it is George. It has been confirmed. He said a few things on the air to confirm it was him. 100% actually George here on this thread.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Nighthawk on August 17, 2013, 04:44:16 PM
No it is George. It has been confirmed. He said a few things on the air to confirm it was him. 100% actually George here on this thread.

That was "Gnoory" we verified, not "(Not) George Noory".

Quote from: Nighthawk on August 17, 2013, 04:44:16 PM
No it is George. It has been confirmed. He said a few things on the air to confirm it was him. 100% actually George here on this thread.
Yep more than a few at this point.

George Noory

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 17, 2013, 04:42:14 PM
George, would the fact that the baby is wearing glasses stop you from hitting, shitting, and shaking it, if it threatened your constitutional right to carry handguns?

And, BTW, thank you for serving our country.  I wish that I could buy you a meal at Red Robin.

My Constitutional right to bear arms doesn't have to be threatened for me to punch a baby. The trick is to do it when the mother is looking the other way. The Dollar Store is a good place for this.

Waffle House or fuck off.

THe (not) george noory routine is getting a little old.

George Noory

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 17, 2013, 04:46:02 PM
That was "Gnoory" we verified, not "(Not) George Noory".

Gnoory is an imposter.

I really hope that idiot Richard C Hoaxland is not on for anymore than a half hours on arts show.
I dont think GNoory would lie about him being a guest on arts show, Dave isnt that mean.

BobGrau

Right, can anyone give me an update on the last day or two? No way am I reading another 20+ pages tonight.

\OCDdisabled

bmcintyre

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 17, 2013, 04:46:22 PM
Yep more than a few at this point.

When he came on, because I was there, I, well, I almost shit myself totally.  It was like, he was one of us and really cared about what we thought.  He was soo real.  He typed like he talked too.  Man, it was so cool.

Quote from: bmcintyre on August 17, 2013, 04:50:20 PM
When he came on, because I was there, I, well, I almost shit myself totally.  It was like, he was one of us and really cared about what we thought.  He was soo real.  He typed like he talked too.  Man, it was so cool.
YEah i think its cool hes around.
Thats why i wish the lame personal attacks would stop.
Noory does a good enough job sucking on his own and being a horrid host that we shouldnt need to go the vile personal attack route.
The photoshop pictuers are funny and insults at his job performance is fair game.
But the personal attack and impersination stuff is lame.
Noory sucks!

bmcintyre

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 17, 2013, 04:49:14 PM
I really hope that idiot Richard C Hoaxland is not on for anymore than a half hours on arts show.
I dont think GNoory would lie about him being a guest on arts show, Dave isnt that mean.

Actually Dave is not mean.  When he is LA and not performing the show, he serves as a walker.

George Noory

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 17, 2013, 04:53:24 PM
YEah i think its cool hes around.
Thats why i wish the lame personal attacks would stop.
Noory does a good enough job sucking on his own and being a horrid host that we shouldnt need to go the vile personal attack route.
The photoshop pictuers are funny and insults at his job performance is fair game.
But the personal attack and impersination stuff is lame.
Noory sucks!

Thank you, nooryisawesome. I too wish these personal attacks would stop. Being a sneaky, clueless, selfish, manipulative, moronic fake who uncaringly ruined a show a great many people cherished is just me being me. I'm glad you haven't been around long enough to figure it out.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 17, 2013, 04:47:35 PM
THe (not) george noory routine is getting a little old.

Very.  And it is quite confusing for those trying to keep up with the thread.

Again, "Gnoory" was verified by MV.

"(Not) George Noory" is posting AS George Noory, but has not been verified.  Why anyone would want to pretend to be Dave is beyond me however.

ItsOver

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 17, 2013, 04:48:11 PM
Gnoory is an imposter.
I thought he was just a phony.  Don't forget about my pet lizard, Jorch. I named him Lounge Lizard just for you.

George Noory

Quote from: ItsOver on August 17, 2013, 05:08:09 PM
I thought he was just a phony.  Don't forget about my pet lizard, Jorch. I named him Lounge Lizard just for you.

Thanks, being compared to a lizard is a big step up for me but a real insult to lizards.

SR-71

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 17, 2013, 05:05:26 PM
Very.  And it is quite confusing for those trying to keep up with the thread.

Again, "Gnoory" was verified by MV.

"(Not) George Noory" is posting AS George Noory, but has not been verified.  Why anyone would want to pretend to be Dave is beyond me however.
gnoory is the real capt noory in my book because of the shout out last night, plus I also trust MV because he does his homework.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 17, 2013, 04:32:44 PM
This is what I read about Hoagland's involvement with NASA.  They had a program where they gave presentations from outside sources to try to give NASA employees fresh insights.  Attendance was good because it was a break from the regular work schedule.  Someone had heard Hoagland somewhere, thought he was interesting, and asked him to be one of the presenters.  In no way did they ever endorse his views.  Of course, Hoagland has greatly exaggerated this to sound like he was some sort of advisor.

http://www.gpposner.com/Hoagland.html

Thanks for that link.  Very interesting.  I'm sure there is a small percentage of what Dick says that is factual, but I don't believe the other majority portion.  I have never been a fan.  Taking a few "facts" and then conjecturing on the other 95% and presenting it as scientific fact just does not fascinate me.


bmcintyre

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 17, 2013, 04:49:14 PM
I really hope that idiot Richard C Hoaxland is not on for anymore than a half hours on arts show.
I dont think GNoory would lie about him being a guest on arts show, Dave isnt that mean.

Have you ever heard of suppuration?  Look it up.  Try it out.  That is what we are doing.  And, by the way, thank you for defining the rules of behavior.  I didn't know.

ItsOver

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 17, 2013, 05:13:45 PM
Thanks, being compared to a lizard is a big step up for me but a real insult to lizards.
Yah, he seems to be taking it harder than I thought he would.  I hope adding him to your prayer list helps.


Quote from: SR-71 on August 17, 2013, 05:15:44 PM
gnoory is the real capt noory in my book because of the shout out last night, plus I also trust MV because he does his homework.
For those who dont know Gnoory has made multiple refrences to coastgab on the show. He informed of these before he did them. It is 100% Noory.

George Noory

Quote from: ItsOver on August 17, 2013, 05:36:12 PM
Yah, he seems to be taking it harder than I thought he would.  I hope adding him to your prayer list helps.

I'm writing a very special prayer for Lounge Lizard. Patience.

George Noory

Hey, does anyone remember the time when I pretended to have ESP and guess the occupation of a caller only to be caught in the deception when she said that she already gave that info to Tommy? Of course, I played it off as a gag. HAW HAW HAW. Good times. And there are people here who still take me seriously. Too funny.

ItsOver

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 17, 2013, 05:42:02 PM
I'm writing a very special prayer for Lounge Lizard. Patience.
Oh thank you so much Jorch!!! I knew you could identify with little Loungie!

b_dubb

We could at least be civil. Oh wait this is the Internet. Nevermind

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 17, 2013, 05:40:22 PM
For those who dont know Gnoory has made multiple refrences to coastgab on the show. He informed of these before he did them. It is 100% Noory.

I fart in the general direction of Gnoory. (Not) George Noory is the real deal!

bmcintyre

Quote from: (Not) George Noory on August 17, 2013, 04:46:47 PM
My Constitutional right to bear arms doesn't have to be threatened for me to punch a baby. The trick is to do it when the mother is looking the other way. The Dollar Store is a good place for this.

Waffle House or fuck off.

I am being probed to ask, can you provide evidence demonstrating that kicking or shitting on babies negatively effects their immediate temperament? 

Roy Hinkley

This thread is bizarre.  You guys get the real George on here, but now the fake George is more popular - go figure.

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