George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bmcintyre]

More to the point. Have I ever done a show NOT sitting on the toilet? A figurative toilet really because what you must understand is that I am complete shit as a host. I don't care, I'm lazy, I'm stupid, I pretend to be Mr. Nice Guy when in reality I am not a nice person at all. Why, after all these years of being called out on these "suck" threads I decide to come on and talk only after I find out that Art is coming back. I mean, how transparent can I get and yet these noobs here buy it.

Millions of smart competent people slaving for peanuts and an insincere idiot like me has a big time radio show that I never deserved and a big paycheck without even trying. Oh, it's just tooooo good. HAW HAW HAW.

Hey, don't undermine your abilities.  Art handed you a piece of shit from Manilla and you took it to the top o' the charts, with a hundred billion stations+.  God bless you sir and thank you for your service to this country.

[George Noory]

Hey, don't undermine your abilities.  Art handed you a piece of shit from Manilla and you took it to the top o' the charts, with a hundred billion stations+.  God bless you sir and thank you for your service to this country.

Art Bell. He thinks he's so big.

I served 9 years in the Navy. Have I mentioned that?

[bmcintyre]

Starved them to death and sold the carcasses to the glue factory. What else?

Love it!
Could we get more EVPs on the show?

[NoMoreNoory]

I seem to recall you also had a bad time in the restaurant business. What happened there?

[bmcintyre]

Art Bell. He thinks he's so big.

I served 9 years in the Navy. Have I mentioned that?

Why 9 years instead of 10?  You could have gotten a better retirement.  You were an officer right, a Commander?

[George Noory]

Why 9 years instead of 10?  You could have gotten a better retirement.  You were an officer right, a Commander?

This was before "don't ask, don't tell".

[bmcintyre]

This was before "don't ask, don't tell".

Did you get out on a disability? And, what about the restaurant?

[George Noory]

I seem to recall you also had a bad time in the restaurant business. What happened there?

Funny thing about the restaurant business. Unlike the radio business, you actually have to know what you're doing to be successful. Go figure.

[bmcintyre]

This was before "don't ask, don't tell".

You opened the door.  Does Tommy handle all of your professional, spiritual, and physical needs?

[George Noory]

Did you get out on a disability? And, what about the restaurant?

Is a prolapsed asshole a disability? The jury is still out on that one.

[George Noory]

You opened the door.  Does Tommy handle all of your professional, spiritual, and physical needs?

He makes sure my assless chaps are ready to go.

[George Noory]

Love it!
Could we get more EVPs on the show?

We could if I knew what an EVP was.

[bmcintyre]

Is a prolapsed asshole a disability? The juries still out on that one.

It could be. No one likes painful elimination.

Are Richard C. Hoagland's hands softer than those of Major Ed Dames'?

Did they ever get into a slap fight over scheduling conflict?

Does Damian have a thing for sick old veterans with gold watches?

[bmcintyre]

We could if I knew what an EVP was.

What did you do to get this job? 

[Morgus]

Art Bell. He thinks he's so big.
I served 9 years in the Navy. Have I mentioned that?

yes you did, but you also said you never were in combat, only at a desk job.
Art Bell in contrast was in the Air Force as a medic and actually was in combat areas in Vietnam...

[George Noory]

Are Richard C. Hoagland's hands softer than those of Major Ed Dames'?

Did they ever get into a slap fight over scheduling conflict?

Does Damian have a thing for sick old veterans with gold watches?

Both of them have very rough, calloused hands. Like my soul. Not "gold watches". You misheard. He likes em old and he likes to watch.

[bmcintyre]

yes you did, but you also said you never were in combat, only at a desk job.
Art Bell in contrast was in the Air Force as a medic and actually was in combat areas in Vietnam...

And, Arts parents were also service members. 

[George Noory]

yes you did, but you also said you never were in combat, only at a desk job.
Art Bell in contrast was in the Air Force as a medic and actually was in combat areas in Vietnam...

Big deal. I coulda been in combat too if I wanted to be. Just didn't feel like it.

[bmcintyre]

Both of them have very rough, calloused hands. Like my soul. Not "gold watches". You misheard. He likes em old and he likes to watch.

hmm, no assistance then; no sticky hands.  Good for him. Thank him for me for his service to our country and also for his ability to survive so many near death experiences.

[George Noory]

And, Arts parents were also service members.

My uncle was in the Salvation Army. Well, he worked for Goodwill. Actually he shops at the St Vincent De Paul Society. So, ya know, that's sumpthin.

[bmcintyre]

Big deal. I coulda been in combat too if I wanted to be. Just didn't feel like it.

I understand.  Your tongue.  You could not give orders.  someone could have been killed.

[Catsmile]

Noory actually posted here? In this thread?

Yup.
Art Bell quit C2C also... maybe I think.

[George Noory]

hmm, no assistance then; no sticky hands.  Good for him. Thank him for me for his service to our country and also for his ability to survive so many near death experiences.

Can do.

[bmcintyre]

My uncle was in the Salvation Army. Well, he worked for Goodwill. Actually he shops at the St Vincent De Paul Society. So, ya know, that's sumpthin.

I know that an effort was made. God bless.

[ItsOver]

Hey, don't undermine your abilities.  Art handed you a piece of shit from Manilla and you took it to the top o' the charts, with a hundred billion stations+.  God bless you sir and thank you for your service to this country.

Asholutely!  It's no wonder Jorch got a 1000 year contract. Thanks for the prayer for little Loungie. He just stuck his tongue out and rolled over on his back! You truly are a miracle worker in the light ! I'm sure the stiffness will soon pass.

[George Noory]

I understand.  Your tongue.  You could not give orders.  someone could have been killed.

They expected me to be able to communicate in the English language. Bit of a problem. Sunk 4 of our own ships.

[SR-71]

There is a troll in the "george noory sucks" topic. I wish that this troll stops NOW. if this keeps on trolling, then I'll leave this forum.

[Roy Hinkley]

There is a troll in the "george noory sucks" topic. I wish that this troll stops NOW. if this keeps on trolling, then I'll leave this forum.

Yeah, its getting old.  I wish some of the regulars were here tonight, and that people would not feed the troll.

[bmcintyre]

Big deal. I coulda been in combat too if I wanted to be. Just didn't feel like it.

Quasi conscientious objector eh? Scared?

[Resickened]

In case George does the unthinkable tonight and gives in to our terrorist demands, I'll just put this here...

Listening to Coast to Coast

This is the guy who does that song? Jesus christ. What a creep. Lock this guy up.