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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

I wish I could be happy we reached 1000 but I kind of feel like crap right now.


Black Hole

Quote from: Doomed on August 13, 2013, 02:21:49 AM
Earlier this evening, a few pages back, noory stated that "the stations like the variety", and his team listened to the stations. Therein is a huge part of the problem. (Ya writtin' this down George?) A GOOD radioman doesnt listen to the stations. He listens to the audience! The folks at home tuned in! The people who ARE the ratings!!! After all, arent they the target? Arent you trying to gather up more listeners?
Ratings are a tricky game, and I can tell you, overnight ratings are laid out differently than dayparts. Losing the longtime flamethrowers had to hurt. You may have more stations now, but Coast has lost the big stations. Art did you a huge favor by going to satelite. He very easily gathered up 10 or 15, well placed, 50 thousand watt beasts and laid waste to C2C in mere months. That many big stations would nearly cover all the territory your collection of peashooters do at this time. Less fuss, less muss.
Bottom line, you must put your listeners at the TOP of the list. Not the stations, not the corporation hacks, and certainly not the sales reps. You do the show right and the sales reps will be too busy taking orders rather than giving them to you. Just my ten cents worth...for what its worth.
he doesn't give a flying shit, he told ya he's got 10 for every one of you.

Dromox

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 13, 2013, 02:24:05 AM
I wish I could be happy we reached 1000 but I kind of feel like crap right now.

Could it be angels?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 13, 2013, 02:24:05 AM
I wish I could be happy we reached 1000 but I kind of feel like crap right now.
Go to hulu and watch some old A-Team episodes man. You'll be back inline in no time.

Emt2001

Quote from: Black Hole on August 13, 2013, 02:24:46 AM
he doesn't give a flying shit, he told ya he's got 10 for everyone of you.
EXACTLY!!!


MV/Liberace!

Man. 1000 pages of suck. Totally beyond blubleef.

Black Hole

!Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips sealed Undecided Kiss Cry!


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Black Hole on August 13, 2013, 02:26:59 AM
!Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips sealed Undecided Kiss Cry!
You broke it.

Immy

Quote from: MV on August 13, 2013, 02:26:22 AM
Man. 1000 pages of suck. Totally beyond blubleef.

And about ten pages of "I don't want to suck anymore" rehab. 12 steps George...

We are closing in on 1.4 million reads as well.



Black Hole

Quote from: MV on August 13, 2013, 02:28:08 AM

You broke it.
lolololololololololololololololololololololololol

u r the greatest!!!  and coolest!!!  congrats and gute nacht!!!!!!

MV/Liberace!

Identity confirmation doesn't quite seem to be going as I'd hoped.

I should have been asleep long ago, but I just couldn't look away from this thread tonight. Perhaps when I wake up I will have confirmation for you.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Immy on August 13, 2013, 02:28:20 AM
And about ten pages of "I don't want to suck anymore" rehab. 12 steps George...

LOL - well, he admitted he was wrong, asked for help, did he apologize for wronging the listeners??


coaster

Quote from: lonevoice on August 13, 2013, 02:33:15 AM
Congratulations, MV.

May I suggest that those who are able might send a small donation to MV today in the name of Goatsy?
I've got a dog that died three months ago in my backyard if you want to start throwing cash at random animals.
too much excitement for me. nm...

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: coaster on August 13, 2013, 02:35:14 AM
I've got a dog that died three months ago in my backyard if you want to start throwing cash at random animals.

Haaaahaha

MV/Liberace!

Anyway, I'm out. Later. Have a good night.

Doomed

There were actually two "classic" shows when george was at the helm.
1. The night he kicked William Henry to the curb. Noory himself said he didnt "get it."
2. The night he chickened out and didnt use the weegee board.
Both shows had unexpected elements and some rather amusing excuses.
And that is my post on this 1000th page of suckage.
Thank you and drive safely.


BobGrau

Talk about emotional rollercoasters! I nearly puked.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: BobGrau on August 13, 2013, 02:49:41 AM
Talk about emotional rollercoasters! I nearly puked.

To be fair, you describe what could happen on any given night's show.  Nausea and vomiting are just two of the symptoms of listening to C2C as mentioned a couple of nights ago.


Juan

As a radio professional, George Noory sucks.

Brass balls noory with the cameo. Good for him.

Noory still sucks!

At least he admits it!
Dave Noorie drools art bell rules!
I do have much more respect for him as a man the past couple days. I think he really does respect Art even if the feelings not mutual.

* he did make multiple coast gab references.

Scully

Just for the record, here's my 2 cents:

It clearly was not George Noory joining the forum tonight.  Apparently, it was a staff member, relaying to him what to say on air.  I vote Lisa Lyon as being most likely.  She's intelligent, women are generally much more adept than men at making conciliatory (both fake and real) statements, and I've had email from her and been in the C2C chat room with her, so I'm somewhat familiar with her style.

Jorch could never have pulled it off.  He has neither the intellect nor the inclination.

Jes sayin'.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Scully on August 13, 2013, 05:23:21 AM
Just for the record, here's my 2 cents:

It clearly was not George Noory joining the forum tonight.  Apparently, it was a staff member, relaying to him what to say on air.  I vote Lisa Lyon as being most likely.  She's intelligent, women are generally much more adept than men at making conciliatory (both fake and real) statements, and I've had email from her and been in the C2C chat room with her, so I'm somewhat familiar with her style.

Jorch could never have pulled it off.  He has neither the intellect nor the inclination.

Jes sayin'.

Good point.  I knew it wasn't George, but also was pretty sure it wasn't Tommie either because of the tone and he should have been working the calls and other tasks.  I never thought of Lisa, but the comments did seem like they could have had that shpecial female touch.


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