George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[UnscreenedCaller]

This is evidence for his upcoming show on cyberbullying/gangstalking.

Pointing out that most of his cancer cure quacks are/have been investigated and ping on every online quackery advisory isn't cyberbullying. It's a public service announcement.

[lonevoice]

You're on fire! Is there any connection to that song, "Baba O'Bateman"?

You mean that song about the Fair and Balanced guy?  You just never know.

I'm still laughing that Dave probably thinks Bruce Bateman's newborn nephew is named after the guy who invented the Heimlich Maneuver.

[nooryisawesome]

I think Dave's thankful for Bateman calling in. At least it gets someone to listen.

Seriously he had a guest say, you can burn a cross on my front yard if that not relevant.

What the fuck was that guy on last night drugs, huffin paint, or just a whack job?

[suttercane]

Pointing out that most of his cancer cure quacks are/have been investigated and ping on every online quackery advisory isn't cyberbullying. It's a public service announcement.

Amen.

[Sardondi]

Yep, Bateman used the name Bruce from Huston and said his brother just had a baby. George gave a shout out to Bruce Bateman. They connected the dots! This is George and the gang basically saying, "Yeah we know what you're up to, and we know who you are!"...

I was afraid of this. Yes, this means PremRad is doing data mining on a corporate scale. They must really want Bateman. I guess the rumors are true: for a big enough "campaign contribution", contributors get the use of the NSA's PRISM electronic communications intercepts program, as well as the FBI's CARNIVORE comms intercept program and DOD/NATO's ECHELON sigint programs. To this is added the commercially available NarusInsight Intercept Suite*. 

Thus PremRad has been able to sift a massive dump of comms, and in only 24 hours they've connected "Bruce from Houston" to the "Bateman" who posts at CoastGab/BellGab. Obviously they have evaluated Bateman as a critical threat to the survival of C2C. This means that they are willing to take extreme measures IMO. Extreme measures.

Bateman, do you have access to a defensible bunker which has been NBC-weapons hardened? I assume that you are special forces operator-trained, or you would never have undertaken this highly dangerous mission. I know it's silly to ask if you have enough personal automatic weapons to arm all adults at your compound: of course you do. Just as I know you have enough trained adults there to mount a "4-on, 8-off" watch schedule for standing guard over all approach avenues as well as standing watch on comms and defense hardening such as sandbag filling and even adobe preparation.

Now, do you have access to heavy automatic weapons and light anti-armor? Depending on where you are I think we still have enough time to get you a couple of M-2s with extra barrels and enough hardball to choke a unicorn. Frags will be a little more of a problem, but I can get you all the concussion grenades you can handle, as well as smoke, Willy Peter and flashbangs.

Do you have enough overhead clearance to use mortars? Oh, and I'll be rounding up MREs. Do you need Pampers? We'll include feminine hygiene products regardless of need since they are so good with exsanguination situations.

We'll be in touch shortly. And I hope it goes without saying - don't answer the door.




* The biggest laugh is that this name, NarusInsight Intercept Suite, is 100% legit. It's real, and they actually named it that. There's a reason that since the days engineers were first called engineers that people in charge have kept engineers, including software engineers - particularly software engineers - away from humans. Engineers simply don't think like you and me. As an example, I guarantee that an engineer literally sat down and said to the suits at Narus: "What's wrong with calling it 'NarusInsight Intercept Suite'? We're Narus; Insight is as good a name as any for the product; "intercept" is exactly what it's designed to do...and which it does quite well, thank you very much; and our platform includes multiple programs so "suite" is a perfect, and perfectly legitimate, name. So what's the problem with calling it 'NarusInsight Intercept Suite'?"

[Sardondi]

Agreed. Nice one, Dave.
You're still really shit at your job though.

now, that was just a little rude.

Only constructive criticism from now on.

"You're still really shit bowel movement at your job though (and you wouldn't be if perhaps you gave a bowel movement)."


Okay, so how's that for not rude and constructive?

[ItsOver]

.....Bateman, do you have access to a defensible bunker which has been NBC-weapons hardened? I assume that you are special forces operator-trained, or you would never have undertaken this highly dangerous mission. I know it's silly to ask if you have enough personal automatic weapons to arm all adults at your compound: of course you do. ......

I'd just make sure to have http://www.allrussiatours.com/ on speed dial.  There may also be a guy in Pahrump who might provide sanctuary.

[HorrorReporter]

Email me George!!!1

Everyone may disagree.. but this is the COOLEST moment of George's career.
And in turn, bateman's.

[West of the Rockies]

I tried to listen to that turd of a show last night... the guest was attempting to explain Planet X in pseudo-scientific terms when Noory clearly got bored and just switched the topic entirely.  (Sort of along the lines of, "Why do some people see angels?")  I sat there thinking, "Here I am listening to an idiot interview a moron...  Haven't I got something better to do?"

[Tinfoil Hat]

I was afraid of this. Yes, this means PremRad is doing data mining on a corporate scale. They must really want Bateman. I guess the rumors are true: for a big enough "campaign contribution", contributors get the use of the NSA's PRISM electronic communications intercepts program, as well as the FBI's CARNIVORE comms intercept program and DOD/NATO's ECHELON sigint programs. To this is added the commercially available NarusInsight Intercept Suite*. 

Thus PremRad has been able to sift a massive dump of comms, and in only 24 hours they've connected "Bruce from Houston" to the "Bateman" who posts at CoastGab/BellGab. Obviously they have evaluated Bateman as a critical threat to the survival of C2C. This means that they are willing to take extreme measures IMO. Extreme measures.

Bateman, do you have access to a defensible bunker which has been NBC-weapons hardened? I assume that you are special forces operator-trained, or you would never have undertaken this highly dangerous mission. I know it's silly to ask if you have enough personal automatic weapons to arm all adults at your compound: of course you do. Just as I know you have enough trained adults there to mount a "4-on, 8-off" watch schedule for standing guard over all approach avenues as well as standing watch on comms and defense hardening such as sandbag filling and even adobe preparation.

Now, do you have access to heavy automatic weapons and light anti-armor? Depending on where you are I think we still have enough time to get you a couple of M-2s with extra barrels and enough hardball to choke a unicorn. Frags will be a little more of a problem, but I can get you all the concussion grenades you can handle, as well as smoke, Willy Peter and flashbangs.

Do you have enough overhead clearance to use mortars? Oh, and I'll be rounding up MREs. Do you need Pampers? We'll include feminine hygiene products regardless of need since they are so good with exsanguination situations.

We'll be in touch shortly. And I hope it goes without saying - don't answer the door.




* The biggest laugh is that this name, NarusInsight Intercept Suite, is 100% legit. It's real, and they actually named it that. There's a reason that since the days engineers were first called engineers that people in charge have kept engineers, including software engineers - particularly software engineers - away from humans. Engineers simply don't think like you and me. As an example, I guarantee that an engineer literally sat down and said to the suits at Narus: "What's wrong with calling it 'NarusInsight Intercept Suite'? We're Narus; Insight is as good a name as any for the product; "intercept" is exactly what it's designed to do...and which it does quite well, thank you very much; and our platform includes multiple programs so "suite" is a perfect, and perfectly legitimate, name. So what's the problem with calling it 'NarusInsight Intercept Suite'?"

Dammit Sardoni, you keep making magnificent posts like this and I'll be voting for Jeb Bush in '16. Whether he actually runs or not.

That email purportedly from Snorry is a hoot. The guy is so incompetent he probably needs two people to help him in the can and still has to wear brown pants all the time.

[Juan]

I tried to relate the Bateman tale to a friend and found it is beyond adequate description.  I guess I need to download the two audio clips. I'm still laughing.

[karios8]

today i found the following in my inbox.  i don't know if it's really from george, and if it is, i don't know what his point is.

[attach=1]

It means he is going to tell your parents when he gets out of the straitjacket

[bateman]

I was afraid of this. Yes, this means PremRad is doing data mining on a corporate scale. They must really want Bateman. I guess the rumors are true: for a big enough "campaign contribution", contributors get the use of the NSA's PRISM electronic communications intercepts program, as well as the FBI's CARNIVORE comms intercept program and DOD/NATO's ECHELON sigint programs. To this is added the commercially available NarusInsight Intercept Suite*. 

Thus PremRad has been able to sift a massive dump of comms, and in only 24 hours they've connected "Bruce from Houston" to the "Bateman" who posts at CoastGab/BellGab. Obviously they have evaluated Bateman as a critical threat to the survival of C2C. This means that they are willing to take extreme measures IMO. Extreme measures.

Bateman, do you have access to a defensible bunker which has been NBC-weapons hardened? I assume that you are special forces operator-trained, or you would never have undertaken this highly dangerous mission. I know it's silly to ask if you have enough personal automatic weapons to arm all adults at your compound: of course you do. Just as I know you have enough trained adults there to mount a "4-on, 8-off" watch schedule for standing guard over all approach avenues as well as standing watch on comms and defense hardening such as sandbag filling and even adobe preparation.

Now, do you have access to heavy automatic weapons and light anti-armor? Depending on where you are I think we still have enough time to get you a couple of M-2s with extra barrels and enough hardball to choke a unicorn. Frags will be a little more of a problem, but I can get you all the concussion grenades you can handle, as well as smoke, Willy Peter and flashbangs.

Do you have enough overhead clearance to use mortars? Oh, and I'll be rounding up MREs. Do you need Pampers? We'll include feminine hygiene products regardless of need since they are so good with exsanguination situations.

We'll be in touch shortly. And I hope it goes without saying - don't answer the door.




* The biggest laugh is that this name, NarusInsight Intercept Suite, is 100% legit. It's real, and they actually named it that. There's a reason that since the days engineers were first called engineers that people in charge have kept engineers, including software engineers - particularly software engineers - away from humans. Engineers simply don't think like you and me. As an example, I guarantee that an engineer literally sat down and said to the suits at Narus: "What's wrong with calling it 'NarusInsight Intercept Suite'? We're Narus; Insight is as good a name as any for the product; "intercept" is exactly what it's designed to do...and which it does quite well, thank you very much; and our platform includes multiple programs so "suite" is a perfect, and perfectly legitimate, name. So what's the problem with calling it 'NarusInsight Intercept Suite'?"

I am expecting Tommy to come crashing through the wall like the Kool Aid man at any moment.

[karios8]

I bet Jorch invites MV and Bateman on the show for an interview.  Remember, he is supposedly one of the last people to talk to Jimmy Hoffa.

[lonevoice]

Dammit Sardoni, you keep making magnificent posts like this and I'll be voting for Jeb Bush in '16. Whether he actually runs or not.

If Sardoni keeps making magnificent posts like this, I'll keep making donations to keep BellGab online just so I can read them.  They nearly take my breath away.  In all honesty, I've rarely read a published work that I've enjoyed as much. 

[Sardondi]

Dammit Sardoni, you keep making magnificent posts like this and I'll be voting for Jeb Bush in '16. Whether he actually runs or not.....

Well thank you, but as for voting for Jeb Bush, be my guest, but I'm not. I've voted for my last Bush. Every time we elect one he busts the hell out of the budget and increases the deficit exponentially; he pays lip service to conservative positions without actually supporting them, while at the same time he supports or oversees the passage of virtually all the legislation the Democrats wanted but couldn't get without help from RINOs; and he's followed by an absolute fricking disaster of a president. (Although I have to admit Bill Clinton is looking better. He should go down on his knees every day and thank God for sending Barack Obama: because Obama makes Clinton look like a damn Jeffersonian/Jacksonian statesman by comparison.)

[lonevoice]

Obama makes Clinton look like a damn Jeffersonian/Jacksonian statesman by comparison.

George Jefferson and Jesse Jackson, if you will, since Clinton is widely hailed as our first black president.  Plus I don't recall Jesse Jackson ever expressing a desire to cut Clinton's nuts off.

[PB the Deplorable]

With these Bateman calls, George's staff will be extra diligent.  They are probably talking about it right now.  George and Tommy will be reminding each other to listen and pay attention to each caller.

Heh, how many legitimate callers will they hang up on thinking it's 'Bateman'.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It looks like George is implying MV ask us to cease and desist with that email.  I think I already know MV's answer.

I'm sorry, Dave


I do feel like a jerk though when I go to far.

[bateman]

With these Bateman calls, George's staff will be extra diligent.  They are probably talking about it right now.  George and Tommy will be reminding each other to listen and pay attention to each caller.

Heh, how many legitimate callers will they hang up on thinking it's 'Bateman'.

I feel a little bad thinking about the screener who must be getting reamed out night after night, but the potential for comedy outweighs that pang of guilt.

[coaster]

Why feel bad? Noory thinks he is immune to criticism. Although I wouldn't waste one second calling in the show, we all have that right if we want to. Fuck Noory for thinking he can scare someone off. Stop sucking George.

[LAM4:2]

I haven't listened to the show in a while, Who's this Bateman character and who's is Dave? Maybe I should listen in to find out.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I haven't listened to the show in a while, Who's this Bateman character and who's is Dave? Maybe I should listen in to find out.

Dave is BellGab's pet name for George, after a radio executive accidently referred to George as Dave Norrie in a letter to BellGab poster Lonevoice.  Bateman is the guy who posted two posts above yours.  He's been trying to call into Coast to Coast to promote Art Bell's new show Dark Matter, with varying degrees of success.  Last night George subtly let us know he is wise to Bateman in a move that was actually quite ingenious.

[Morgus]

It looks like George is implying MV ask us to cease and desist with that email.

yep, Noory tried that years ago at Fantatic Forum too - resulting in the FF admin's posting "time to clean it up, folks"

[Morgus]

I haven't listened to the show in a while, Who's this Bateman character and who's is Dave? Maybe I should listen in to find out.

you wouldn't have heard it on the show - its all from here. just read the past 100 pages of this thread...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

yep, Noory tried that years ago at Fantatic Forum too - resulting in the FF admin's posting "time to clean it up, folks"

yeah, that was actually my first indoctrination into George Noory Sucks sites.  When I tried to post about  that here I got accused of being Tommy lol.

[Bart Ell]

[Tinfoil Hat]

My apologies, Sardoni. I didn't mean to misrepresent your political viewpoint. I've made a correction.

Dammit Sardoni, you keep making magnificent posts like this and I'll be voting for Jeb Bush Harold Stassen Winston Churchill in '16. Whether he actually runs or not.

[bateman]

~20 million listeners vs. MAYBE 3 million? Yeah, she knows what she's talking about.

[bateman]

Dave is BellGab's pet name for George, after a radio executive accidently referred to George as Dave Norrie in a letter to BellGab poster Lonevoice.  Bateman is the guy who posted two posts above yours.  He's been trying to call into Coast to Coast to promote Art Bell's new show Dark Matter, with varying degrees of success.  Last night George subtly let us know he is wise to Bateman in a move that was actually quite ingenious.

Let's not give him too much credit here.