George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

Hahaha.  It sounds like you're getting suited up to do a little drunk dialing tonight.  I hope you get through again!

We are all Bat(e)man. Be dialin, people.

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[lava filling]

Doesn't make any difference to me WHO the guest is, as long as there IS one. 

I really, really wish there were "reenactments" of C2C prank calls a la the show in your avatar. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Given George's excitement recently in telling us Ham is pigs! (Sorry for the grammar.  It just reminded me of Soylent Green is people!), it really makes me wonder about his eight hour show prep.

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The cow says Moo!

[ItsOver]

Hahaha.... .  "Ham is pigs!" and "the cow says moo!" reminds me of when Jorch was doing his juvenile sound effects.  Remember when he was a "choo choo train?"  What a twit.

[bateman]

Hahaha.... .  "Ham is pigs" and "the cow says moo!" reminds me of when Jorch was doing his juvenile sound effects.  Remember when he was a "choo choo train?"  What a twit.

Oh my god, I forgot all about that. Surely someone has the audio..?

[Usagi]

I'm just catching up with this... nice job, Bateman!  Bravo!

And it looks like your "not keeping it together" and the call breaking away so quickly is having a fortuitous effect... check out this FB post...

Don Naifeh GN...You dump switched that lady for mentioning Art Bell's new radio show? that is about the lowest spineless crap I've ever heard in 25+ years of C2C. you need to get a grip on your character/integrity or your gonna turn this show into a perpetual infomercial! or an ETW fake news for your other media ventures. You better have Bell on live ASAP to promo his show, or I am calling you out and flat DUMPING your rapidly deteriorating piss poor rendition of the real Coast to Coast AM. trying to act like she had an accident or emotional event? Art Bell didn't even screen calls, an exercise in journalism I don't think you can understand...you're turning into a real "bottom line" media pussy! After this, it wouldn't surprise me to find out you've been charging guests to be on in order to promote their book web or vitamin, Is Gary Trudeau your new mentor? It's obviously NOT Art Bell anymore! You owe every REAL C2C aficionado a very REAL apology!

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Awesome.  Even people who bought that you were sweet old Marilyn (and were somehow oblivious to both "Colon Blow" and the laughter) are at least taking away the message that GNS!

[bateman]

I really, really wish there were "reenactments" of C2C prank calls a la the show in your avatar. 

There are some talented moviemakers among us. I'd love to see some "dramatic reenactments" myself. 

[Usagi]

I'm gonna let Dave slide on the "Ham is Pigs!" thing.  I mean... what the hell else are you going to say to the non-meat eating ham eater?

Good god, I hope that was a prank!  If it was... I like it. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm gonna let Dave slide on the "Ham is Pigs!" thing.  I mean... what the hell else are you going to say to the non-meat eating ham eater?

Good god, I hope that was a prank!  If it was... I like it. 

I know.  Sometimes it's just too hard to resist.

[Foodlion]

Oh my god, I forgot all about that. Surely someone has the audio..?

Coast To Coast Am - August 5 2013 - UFOs & Secret Bases - C2CAM Daily - George Noory
The pigman is 25:14 go to 36:20 to find yours

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Okay.. so I didn't get the quote quite right.  He said "Surprise it's a pig."

[bateman]

Coast To Coast Am - August 5 2013 - UFOs & Secret Bases - C2CAM Daily - George Noory
The pigman is 25:14 go to 36:20 to find yours

Oh, no, I meant Jorch's stupid sound effects. That had to be like a year ago.

[Foodlion]

Oh, no, I meant Jorch's stupid sound effects. That had to be like a year ago.

It's a small known fact that George has a Richard Bey poster hanging in his bathroom.

[Nucky Nolan]

"Ham is pigs!"

That should be the slogan for Coast's new ad for The Pig Farmers Of America.

(Not) George Noory: "Now remember, folks; ham is pigs!"

[popple]

Hmmm, no first hour guest listed on the website for tonight..

You would make an excellent guest.  Tell Dave you have a very interesting hole he should know about.

[Usagi]

Tell Dave you have a very interesting hole he should know about.

[Nucky Nolan]

Tell Dave you have a very interesting hole he should know about.

I'm not touching that one with ten pairs of rubber gloves. Dave might, though.

[bateman]

You would make an excellent guest.  Tell Dave you have a very interesting hole he should know about.

[popple]

It's not on any map.

[Usagi]

Can Bateman pull off a hat trick?

[michio]

I'm just catching up with this... nice job, Bateman!  Bravo!

And it looks like your "not keeping it together" and the call breaking away so quickly is having a fortuitous effect... check out this FB post...

Don Naifeh GN...You dump switched that lady for mentioning Art Bell's new radio show? that is about the lowest spineless crap I've ever heard in 25+ years of C2C. you need to get a grip on your character/integrity or your gonna turn this show into a perpetual infomercial! or an ETW fake news for your other media ventures. You better have Bell on live ASAP to promo his show, or I am calling you out and flat DUMPING your rapidly deteriorating piss poor rendition of the real Coast to Coast AM. trying to act like she had an accident or emotional event? Art Bell didn't even screen calls, an exercise in journalism I don't think you can understand...you're turning into a real "bottom line" media pussy! After this, it wouldn't surprise me to find out you've been charging guests to be on in order to promote their book web or vitamin, Is Gary Trudeau your new mentor? It's obviously NOT Art Bell anymore! You owe every REAL C2C aficionado a very REAL apology!

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Awesome.  Even people who bought that you were sweet old Marilyn (and were somehow oblivious to both "Colon Blow" and the laughter) are at least taking away the message that GNS!

I agree with almost everything the dude said. I take exception to the suggestion of having Art on Nooron's program to do anything other than quickly pass gas and belch, and then the deafening sound of a dial tone as Art slams down the phone (Art likes the old Bell phones). To have Art acknowledge and validate the Nooron any any way, shape, or form seems wrong to me.

[karios8]

Bateman seems to have the gift. Me, on the other hand, will probably be stranded on hold for the third time when i call tonight.  Ill try his advice this time and sound like a semi retard (semi more intelligent than Dave) when talking to the screener

[UnscreenedCaller]

Oh boy, angels coming up next with Rosemary Guiley. Now there's a topic that's hardly explored by the Nooron. :

I'm taking a shot if portals are also mentioned in this segment.

[NoMoreNoory]

'I'm very speereechal, as you know.' I just want to slap the man. Very very hard.

Bateman......Rosemary Ellen Triple-Named Cat-Lady Guyley tokkeen about angels, demons, meeracles.....seems like a 3 foot tap-in into an empty net for the hat-trick to me.......

[bateman]

Tonight I paint my masterpiece.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

'I'm very speereechal, as you know.' I just want to slap the man. Very very hard.

Bateman......Rosemary Ellen Triple-Named Cat-Lady Guyley tokkeen about angels, demons, meeracles.....seems like a 3 foot tap-in into an empty net for the hat-trick to me.......

I like your tip about cat ladies including their middle name.  I always watch for that now.

[NoMoreNoory]

Tonight I paint my masterpiece.

) Laughing already!! Sleep be damned...

[worldends]

Tonight I paint my masterpiece.

Godspeed John Glenn.

[karios8]

Dave reminds me of porky pig with all his stuttering

[karios8]

Bateman on