George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

It's you!!!!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I know his voice now.

[ledzep69r]

The Master!!!

[Nucky Nolan]

Bateman! That was you! You were the guy (or girl) with the miraculous cats. I know; it's hard to not laugh during prank phone calls.

[UnscreenedCaller]

LOL, portal! That was you, wasn't it Bateman? Oh hahahahahah! *shot*

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Fans on his pass.

[bateman]

Goddamnit, I thought I could disguise my laughing as crying, as dimwit George assumed last night but they pulled me down QUICK. I was going to say that every once in a while I can smell my dead cat, and that's his way of letting me know he's still with me.

[Usagi]

I couldn't bear the angels enough to listen.  Damn it.  Must have audio!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Goddamnit, I thought I could disguise my laughing as crying, as dimwit George assumed last night but they pulled me down QUICK. I was going to say that every once in a while I can smell my dead cat, and that's his way of letting me know he's still with me.

Oh, goddamnit, my sides hurt from laughing.

[Morgus]

Goddamnit, I thought I could disguise my laughing as crying, as dimwit George assumed last night but they pulled me down QUICK. I was going to say that every once in a while I can smell my dead cat, and that's his way of letting me know he's still with me.

yeah sounded like they cut you off when you started to cry about a dead cat.
the screeners should be recognizing your voice by now.
wow you violated Noory's 30day rule on callers twice already this week... 

[NoMoreNoory]

Did anyone notice the uncanny resemblance between Linda and Marilyn who called in from Trenton NJ last night?! Evidently no-one on the Coast boards did!

Bateman: the Dorothy Michaels of C2C

[popple]

Tonight I paint my masterpiece.

Dave, the muse.

[Nucky Nolan]

Goddamnit, I thought I could disguise my laughing as crying, as dimwit George assumed last night but they pulled me down QUICK. I was going to say that every once in a while I can smell my dead cat, and that's his way of letting me know he's still with me.

You did another great job. Who's to say that some "impaired" callers aren't really just other merry pranksters?

[nooryisawesome]

Different voice next time Bateman. Everyone's got your voice down now. But lol

We need to get bell references on haha

[Maxwell]

Bateman has put more life into this show in one week than George has in ten years.

[nooryisawesome]

Someone else needs to get on. Come on bell gabbers!

[worldends]

Different voice next time Bateman. Everyone's got your voice down now. But lol

We need to get bell references on haha

That's where I thought he was going with the "miracle".

[Usagi]

That's where I thought he was going with the "miracle".

Oh my god... having Art coming back be the miracle mentioned would have launched that prank call into the stratosphere.  Fantastic work nonetheless!

Thanks for the audio, Maxwell, for those us of without iron will!

[karios8]

Oh my god... having Art coming back be the miracle mentioned would have launched that prank call into the stratosphere.  Fantastic work nonetheless!

Thanks for the audio, Maxwell, for those us of without iron will!

Its a miracle, 3 yrs later Art Bell rises from the dust of coast to coast's former glory lol

[popple]

Where did Linda go? I hope she didn't have a car accident.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

These interviews with 2 simultaneous guests never seem to work out very well.

[jinwicked]

Name drop of his dead aunt! Take a drink!

[NoMoreNoory]

*Ding Ding* It's been a while since Dave's late aunt Batshit Toyotacorolla was mentioned!

[jinwicked]

Asinine unanswerable question! Take a drink!

[Immy]

These are my favorite kinds of guests. Full-fledged academics who dissect Dave's simplistic questions. But how pathetic that he can't even structure the dialog so Edward can get equal time.

Congrats on another infiltration bateman! You're joining Paperboy among pantheon of legendary CoastGabbers. 

[Roy Hinkley]

These interviews with 2 simultaneous guests never seem to work out very well.

Dave can't even handle one guest at a time, why the Hell does he try to juggle two?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guy is really a physicist?

[George Drooly]

Oh my god I couldn't keep it together. Yes, I was Marilyn from New Jersey.

"Tha's HUGE!"

[George Drooly]

Dave, the muse.

Dave's Mother

[worldends]

Dave's Mother

Or maybe that sexy aunt he's always mentioning.