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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: DigitalGuy on August 08, 2013, 12:54:44 AM
Don't say those words. Now I have this image of that fat fuck Danheiser hanging outside someone's window, lube in hand, going at himself.  :o

EEEwwwwwwww...  Don't worry though, with that gut he probably hasn't seen his little Tommie in YEARS.

karios8

It was definitely a shout out to Bateman otherwise he would have said congratulations Bruce, instead of Bateman. lol

Maybe ol' Dave was having a little fun with his favorite anti-fans. I think he should give a shout out to Coastgab.com or Bellgab.com and earn MV's $25 prize.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: DigitalGuy on August 08, 2013, 12:42:31 AM
They connected the dots! This is George and the gang basically saying, "Yeah we know what you're up to, and we know who you are!"

George even emphasized "BATEMAN"

Yeah, I'm sure they're reading this. lol .... losers. They can't stop the mighty Bateman.

Kind of sad that George has his goons peeping on the "George Noory Sucks" thread.

You really think so?  I think we give them too much credit for intelligence sometimes.  Maybe Tommie should spend more time shcreening calls then, instead of trolling coastgab - LOL!

popple

My oh my, Bateman! Impregnating the lines of C2C once again. CONGRATULATIONS!


Roy Hinkley

Quote from: karios8 on August 08, 2013, 01:02:19 AM
It was definitely a shout out to Bateman otherwise he would have said congratulations Bruce, instead of Bateman. lol

Maybe ol' Dave was having a little fun with his favorite anti-fans. I think he should give a shout out to Coastgab.com or Bellgab.com and earn MV's $25 prize.

I was thinking maybe Bateman just signed his note "Bateman" which is why Snoory said Bateman rather than Bruce.

SaucyRossy

Bateman. You're a hall of famer in my book. Absolutely amassing hat trick.


Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 08, 2013, 01:04:41 AM
I was thinking maybe Bateman just signed his note "Bateman" which is why Snoory said Bateman rather than Bruce.

Oh he knew.  The way he said 'Bateman' he knew.  It's the same way you talk to your kids when they've done something wrong (even though I don't have kids).

worldends

They are on to us, "kick in the head" as the song goes.

DigitalGuy

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 08, 2013, 01:03:06 AM
You really think so?

Yes, I don't think there is any question on this one.

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 08, 2013, 01:03:06 AM
Maybe Tommie should spend more time shcreening calls then, instead of trolling coastgab - LOL!

I'm surprised he manages to screen anything other than the powered sugar for his deep fried Twinkies. That bloated turd Tommie has an in office deep fat fryer so he can fry & eat during the show. Its a bitch to hit the phone buttons when your fat fingers are covered in deep fried butter.

Quote from: DigitalGuy on August 08, 2013, 12:42:31 AM
Yep, Bateman used the name Bruce from Huston and said his brother just had a baby. George gave a shout out to Bruce Bateman. They connected the dots! This is George and the gang basically saying, "Yeah we know what you're up to, and we know who you are!"

George even emphasized "BATEMAN"...



An individual shout out from the Snorge!

I think they're encouraging you to keep pranking them.

jinwicked

Quote from: DigitalGuy on August 08, 2013, 01:09:19 AM
I'm surprised he manages to screen anything other than the powered sugar for his deep fried Twinkies. That bloated turd Tommie has an in office deep fat fryer so he can fry & eat during the show. Its a bitch to hit the phone buttons when your fat fingers are covered in deep fried butter.

This is all well and good, but how do you really feel about him?

jinwicked

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 08, 2013, 01:11:06 AM
I think they're encouraging you to keep pranking them.

It's the most action George has seen in years.

karios8

I wonder if this means they are well-versed in Jorch's Eyepad? Tommy set it as Dave's screensaver and Dave says, "I like the little mustached fellow, do you think we can get him on the show"

Kdog76

I think dave snoor-boy likes any attention he can get, be it good or bad.

worldends

Quote from: karios8 on August 08, 2013, 01:13:05 AM
I wonder if this means they are well-versed in Jorch's Eyepad? Tommy set it as Dave's screensaver and Dave says, "I like the little mustached fellow, do you think we can get him on the show"

HahahA, I don't know if there are any Danzig fans here, but that thread reminds me of the igloo tornado comic about Glenn and Rollins,

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1934620939/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1375950096&sr=8-1&pi=SL75

lonevoice

Quote from: Kdog76 on August 08, 2013, 01:14:16 AM
I think dave snoor-boy likes any attention he can get, good or bad.

The thing that makes me laugh is that he probably thinks this means we're listening to his show.  Most of us just read along on the thread and wait for Maxwell to post the audio clips.  I'm listening to a 1999 Art Bell show with Michael Theroux at the moment. 

karios8

Hey Dave and/or goons, I'm holding on one of your lines...choose carefully or you're in for a very awkward Art Bell question.  However, I will spare you the game of chance and hang up if there is an Art Bell reference OR a coastgab/bellgab shout out on the other side of the break.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: DigitalGuy on August 08, 2013, 01:09:19 AM


I'm surprised he manages to screen anything other than the powered sugar for his deep fried Twinkies. That bloated turd Tommie has an in office deep fat fryer so he can fry & eat during the show. Its a bitch to hit the phone buttons when your fat fingers are covered in deep fried butter.

Your words paint a perfect picture.  I can just see him sitting there with powdered sugar all over his mouth, licking his porky little fingers, trying to reach the phone buttons to take the next call as they slip off due to all the grease on them.

popple

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 08, 2013, 01:11:06 AM


An individual shout out from the Snorge!

I think they're encouraging you to keep pranking them.

Hardly anyone else is calling in.

Kdog76

Quote from: karios8 on August 08, 2013, 01:28:28 AM
Hey Dave and/or goons, I'm holding on one of your lines...choose carefully or you're in for a very awkward Art Bell question.  However, I will spare you the game of chance and hang up if there is an Art Bell reference OR a coastgab/bellgab shout out on the other side of the break.

Quite the impressive game of brinksmanship.  I love it.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: SnapT on August 08, 2013, 12:53:40 AM
I found George's Bateman shoutout to be ominous and creepy!

Is George like an ouija board that we shouldn't be messing with?!

It's not like he would use his "detective guests" to start an investigation of Bell-Gabbers....or is it? It wouldn't surprise me if J. Edgar Noory had files on the haters.

Maxwell

Quote from: lonevoice on August 08, 2013, 01:23:12 AM
The thing that makes me laugh is that he probably thinks this means we're listening to his show.  Most of us just read along on the thread and wait for Maxwell to post the audio clips.  I'm listening to a 1999 Art Bell show with Michael Theroux at the moment. 

I suspect this thread will wither come September 16.  But it's been a riot around here lately.

Quote from: karios8 on August 08, 2013, 01:28:28 AM
Hey Dave and/or goons, I'm holding on one of your lines...choose carefully or you're in for a very awkward Art Bell question.  However, I will spare you the game of chance and hang up if there is an Art Bell reference OR a coastgab/bellgab shout out on the other side of the break.

Blackmail?  Extortion?  Nah, don't go there.  We can do better than that.

DigitalGuy

Quote from: popple on August 08, 2013, 01:31:27 AM
Hardly anyone else is calling in.

I tend to agree. Back in the day I probably made thousands of calls to Art, only managing to get in 2 times in all the years he was on the air.
Bateman getting in so frequently shows not so many people are calling & they're probably desperate for calls.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on August 08, 2013, 01:33:18 AM
It's not like he would use his "detective guests" to start an investigation of Bell-Gabbers....or is it? It wouldn't surprise me if J. Edgar Noory had files on the haters.

Yeah, he might sick Doug Hagman - Homeland Security (Dave's disclosure - not the government Homeland Security) on you for being a hater. 

karios8

"This are going to be some interesting times ahead"

popple

"think about this george, what could be so powerful to turn off a teenagers horny switch?"

worldends

What a way to end the show, guest asked what it would take to turn off a teenager's horny switch, hahaha

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