George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

LOL - Beach Boy bumper - now that fits the show and the rest of the artists.

[Heather Wade]

You, me, most people on this board, and a few million of our closest friends. The guy is a one-man wrecking ball.

For the most part, I've been bummed about the whole thing.
Tonight, the anger set in. 

[WildCard]

Did the guest just say "If you want to piss and moan about things?"  Ian wasn't even allowed to use that word for plugging his new book.

Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

[Nucky Nolan]

Or music selections appropriate to the topic; of course, I am still trying to discern the actual topic of this a.d.d.-a-thon.

It's another vehicle for Dave to share his repeated obsessions. You'll hear the same Noory memes on other shows with other guests. Count on it.

(Not) George Noory: "Are we living in End Times....many people believe that ETs are demons....are you familiar with the works of Zechariah Sitchin....it's like I've always said, there are no coincidences."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I don't understand the part that says "It is these opinions which were made well known to the producers of "Coast to Coast AM" several months in advance of this evening's planned broadcast."


Are they trying to say they 'knew' about the opinions they didn't want on the show for 4 months?  If so, why did they decide just before show time to cancel it?  Or did they really not do a damn bit of research or show prep until prepping him the day of the show and only then discover there is a problem - in other words, are they lying about 'knowing' sumpthin' 4 months ago?  Or am I not understanding this poorly written sentence correctly?

It may help to know this statement came from Mr. Coulombe's page and not Coast to Coast AM.

[Heather Wade]

It's another vehicle for Dave to share his repeated obsessions. You'll hear the same Noory memes on other shows with other guests. Count on it.

(Not) George Noory: "Are we living in End Times....many people believe that ETs are demons....are you familiar with the works of Zechariah Sitchin....it's like I've always said, there are no coincidences."

And he likes "mouth-wetting lozenges".  Fabulous. 
It's going to be so much fun watching his gravy train crash and burn, ha haaaa haaaaa!

[WildCard]

It may help to know this statement came from Mr. Coulombe's page and not Coast to Coast AM.

Sorry for the confusion. That's my fault. I don't know how to post a screenshot.

[Nucky Nolan]

Caller: "It's a pleasure to be on the show."
Noory: "You too."

What does *that* mean?

He gave that very same reply on other shows, so that wasn't a new or unusual response.

[Nucky Nolan]

And he likes "mouth-wetting lozenges".  Fabulous. 
It's going to be so much fun watching his gravy train crash and burn, ha haaaa haaaaa!

You can judge the success of a show by its sponsors. Hence the off-brand product for the treatment of bad breath.

[morphiaflow]

Hope to gods on Art's first E.T. show when he comes back, the first thing he says is, "Those of you who are convinced that E.T.s are demons masquerading as aliens to lead us all astray from the salvation of Jesus Christ are welcome to listen, but please do not clog our call-in lines to preach at us. Thank you."

[Heather Wade]

Caller: "It's a pleasure to be on the show."
Noory: "You too."

Omg, I missed the funniest moment of the show to get a pbj.

Had to stay up to hear it for myself, Dave didn't thank Art Bell at the outro.
That retarded, worthless, lame, ungrateful, molester-stache wearing, creepy, inept.... grrrrrr!!!

He doesn't believe in coincidences, but there's going to be one on Sept 16th. 

[WildCard]

"Why do people come down on you when you question angels < . . . >"

Because they're ignorant . . .


Nice!

[Roy Hinkley]

Caller: "It's a pleasure to be on the show."
Noory: "You too."

What does *that* mean?

He gave that very same reply on other shows, so that wasn't a new or unusual response.

Yes, he does this all the time when he introduces the guest and they come on and greet him, his reply does not even fit their greeting.  One of the many instances where Dave isn't even listening to his guest or caller.

[popple]

Dave just hears sound but his brain cannot computer what is being said.

[Art_s Farts]

I lasted less than a minute. He started the show talking about the planned terrorist attacks at our "dipplematic imbuhssies" and I was done. Dave/Joorch sucks.

[jinwicked]

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Sorry but we don’t discuss pedofiles, abortion and homosexuality on the show and that’s where he wanted to go

Sorry but we don’t discuss pedofiles, abortion and homosexuality on the show and that’s where he wanted to go

pedofiles

[lava filling]

"Not edgy enough." -- Art Bell

[NoMoreNoory]

pedofiles

PDFs. Downloadable sex offenders.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I wonder how bad its got to be to know Noory personally. I bet people try to avoid him. Can you imagine him at a holiday gathering or family reunion? I can just see him jumping into an impromptu Elvis song, disgusting the crowd. I bet Tommy would be there too. His huge fucking shadow. I assume there have been many occasions where people have said "shit, theres George, don't make eye contact"

He always reminds me of everyone's Uncle Vinny who plays the accordion, tells godawful jokes, corners young girls at parties, gets drunk and grabs the mic at weddings, insisting on singing "Because" until the last buzz is killed. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hope to gods on Art's first E.T. show when he comes back, the first thing he says is, "Those of you who are convinced that E.T.s are demons masquerading as aliens to lead us all astray from the salvation of Jesus Christ are welcome to listen, but please do not clog our call-in lines to preach at us. Thank you."

I will always love Art for not allowing bible quoting on his show. That was the trap he avoided, and Noory fell headfirst into, although I think he dodged one long rant last night from Coulombe last night which would have caused more headaches than it was worth if that email came back mentioning pedophiles, homosexuality and abortions were the reason why he was dropped. Of course, nothing like vetting the guest long before showtime, right C2C?  :

[nooryisawesome]

Seriously why were they just finding out what the guest was going to talk about 3 hours before the show?

Also anyone else find the email unprofessional. I mean I'm sure there is more to it, than this guy wanting to talk about abortion and such.

Thirdly I don't believe anything c2c says, for all we  know the guest wanted to talk about  the return of twinkles.

Art should have him on! Make a night of it have guest who were all censored by c2c on for a half hour each.

[nooryisawesome]

Devout Catholic George, fence-rider he is, just got called out by this caller because George wouldn't just say "yes" I believe in Christ.  Way to go Dave.

I know stop being a fence rider. Just own it. Ian has no problems with his faith.

[Sardondi]

Though he did sound enthusiastic about the upcoming "Final Hour!"

Draft animals which had a regular route, like milk cart horses and the like, would often get noticeably excited and pick up the pace on the last few stops because they knew the work day would soon be over, and oats were coming.

With George, the thought of enjoying that delicious turkey sandwich at the 7-11 in a little over an hour just made him giddy.

[b_dubb]

Art's return will have little impact on Coast since he will only do two nights a week

[Sardondi]

Art's return will have little impact on Coast since he will only do two nights a week

What happened to the four nights a week configuration?

[ItsOver]

He always reminds me of everyone's Uncle Vinny who plays the accordion, tells godawful jokes, corners young girls at parties, gets drunk and grabs the mic at weddings, insisting on singing "Because" until the last buzz is killed.

That's it.    Uncle Dave should be kept locked in the attic.  Throw him a few pizza rolls and turkey sandwiches every once in awhile.  Give him a box of paperclips to amuse himself.

[VtaGeezer]

A caller just said that the guest was a "false prophet". Noory stayed suspiciously quiet while he quoted chapter and verse. He never remained silent when callers told enjoyable stories. It showed that Noory always was like Hal Lindsey mixed with Bob Larson.

Assuming Noory has input on the bumper music, it really shows he has no connection whatsoever with his own generation and probably grew up in a tightly controlled cultural vacuum, whether self-imposed or not.  I'm surprised we haven't heard Lawrence Welk or Doris Day. I've known some people like that...more comfortable with their parents generation than their own but belonging to neither.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He always reminds me of everyone's Uncle Vinny who plays the accordion, tells godawful jokes, corners young girls at parties, gets drunk and grabs the mic at weddings, insisting on singing "Because" until the last buzz is killed.

Uncle Leo perhaps?

[popple]

I don't understand the part that says "It is these opinions which were made well known to the producers of "Coast to Coast AM" several months in advance of this evening's planned broadcast."


Are they trying to say they 'knew' about the opinions they didn't want on the show for 4 months?  If so, why did they decide just before show time to cancel it?  Or did they really not do a damn bit of research or show prep until prepping him the day of the show and only then discover there is a problem - in other words, are they lying about 'knowing' sumpthin' 4 months ago?  Or am I not understanding this poorly written sentence correctly?

My thoughts exactly P*B. It sounds so ridiculous.  They're writing to the average coast listener, so that might explain.

[Heather Wade]

Wtf is this?  A failed attempt at something, or a spoof, wtf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcsND2hyko