George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[someguy]

No, I really doubt he is gay. Just his picture skeeves me out, like the kind of guy who "accidentally" brushes against your boobs in a crowd.

No shit. I can totally imagine him doing that. Followed by a skeevo chuckle while he rubs his mustache.

[jinwicked]

Norry, email me. I will be a guest on your show. We can have a frank and honest discussion about your suckitude.

[someguy]

I bet George is the kinda guy who would wear a "Free Mustache Rides" hat.

[worldends]

In the meantime, tell Dave all about it Friday night.

I'm gonna try.  I don't know how many of you have gone through a divorce, I have not, but I feel like those papers have been notarised and can't wait to to kick this bitch to the curb.

bitch is a convenient term, i am not a misogynist by any means,

[Heather Wade]

Norry, email me. I will be a guest on your show. We can have a frank and honest discussion about your suckitude.

The most intense suckitude the planet has ever known.

[jinwicked]

I bet George is the kinda guy who would wear a "Free Mustache Rides" hat.

Come on, let's not be silly. There is no way he could stop talking about himself long enough for that.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Did the guest just say "If you want to piss and moan about things?"  Ian wasn't even allowed to use that word for plugging his new book.

[Nucky Nolan]

Well, you know, Dave doesn't believe in coincidences.  I think this would be a perfect story for open lines.

He just mentioned that. It was great when Art Bell pointedly said that there certainly are coincidences.

What's up with tonight's bumper music? It sounds like the soundtrack to my grandma and grandpa's first date.

[Heather Wade]

Did the guest just say "If you want to piss and moan about things?"  Ian wasn't even allowed to use that word for plugging his new book.

I heard that too. 
Why has the bumper music gone "creepy old man perverted"? 
Oh yeah, and "Unified Theory of Everything"?  Really?  That's a fucking topic?!

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Art's room to see his reaction to this bravo sierra fest.

[WildCard]

"O.K., You've heard what we've been talking about. We'll be taking your calls next."
-George Noory Sucks

They must be getting a lot of callers who want to talk to the scheduled guest. Haterz!

" . . . first time caller, Tony in . . ."

Hi, George, How you doing?

"Good Tone"

fuckin' asshat!

[General Johnson Jameson]

"O.K., You've heard what we've been talking about. We'll be taking your calls next."

That sounds a little less than enthusiastic for being one of those "Classic Shows" he said it was going to be. Fucking Noorie man.

[Elinor]

I bet George is the kinda guy who would wear a "Free Mustache Rides" hat.

Reading the words "George" and "Mustache Rides" in the same sentence made me shudder, and NOT in a good way!

[Heather Wade]

That sounds a little less than enthusiastic for being one of those "Classic Shows" he said it was going to be. Fucking Noorie man.

Though he did sound enthusiastic about the upcoming "Final Hour!"

[Nucky Nolan]

How shocking! Noory is asking about End Times and fallen angels. Why, he never mentions those things....except on every show. Some things never change.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

For the emerging artists, GN plays them in the first hours as they go to commercial-for something like 3 to 5 seconds. Then in the middle of the 10 minute breaks he plays a full 2 minutes of the normal bumpers. Why not stick the emerging artists in the middle of the 10 minute breaks? Useless GN.
Oh yeah, where is that money you were going to set aside to help Coast listeners with your "Beyond Belief" show?

[Heather Wade]

What's up with tonight's bumper music? It sounds like the soundtrack to my grandma and grandpa's first date.

Frank. Sinatra?!   

[Roy Hinkley]

No, I really doubt he is gay. Just his picture skeeves me out, like the kind of guy who "accidentally" brushes against your boobs in a crowd.

Yeah, I picture Dave as the kind of guy who flirts with the server or hostess who is way too young, and they just want to go shower after he talks to them because he is so creepy.

[Roy Hinkley]

I said this before, I wish he was. At least that would be an interesting facet of his personality... well more interesting than what we have seen.

Don't give up hope yet... As the guests dry up, the speaking engagements dry up, and all his flirting with the 50-70 year-old female guests dry up, he may become desperate.  And after one too many Chardonnays one night - he may just make that pass at Tommie finally.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

3 callers, all 3 holy rollers

4th caller was a regular person

[Nucky Nolan]

Frank. Sinatra?!   

He was great, but Noory should have played more new acts, that emerged from obscurity, instead of music from his mom's jukebox.

Noory made sure that the "ETs are demons" callers made it on the air, which revealed his true feelings on the subject.

[karios8]

Dave: Tommy, yew look gud tinite. Make me one uv yer flabginas ta keep me compiny.

[coaster]

Frank. Sinatra?!   

Ole blue eyes  was the signature on his check. Thats all he cared about. Sinatra was shit.

[Heather Wade]

He was great, but Noory should have played more new acts, that emerged from obscurity, instead of music from his mom's jukebox.

Noory made sure that the "ETs are demons" callers made it on the air, which revealed his true feelings on the subject.

Or music selections appropriate to the topic; of course, I am still trying to discern the actual topic of this a.d.d.-a-thon.

[Roy Hinkley]

How did they possibly get this guest to find time for tonight - he's Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,494,956 in Books. 

[WildCard]

Seriously what is the email you guys send to?

Am i the only one who heard them run a spot to e-mail webmaster@coasttocoastam.com, within the last week? Apparently 'cause I cc'd it and - "This email address is no longer active.  Please visit http://www.coasttocoastam.com/info/contactus.html to get the new address.

Thanks much,

Lex"

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Sorry but we don’t discuss pedofiles, abortion and homosexuality on the show and that’s where he wanted to go
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Yeah, because Malachi Martin would of never talk about those things. (That's Irony Dave. I know you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer.)

I remember Art Bell telling Father Malachi Martin he couldn't talk about exorcism. And there was the time he forbid Kathleen Keating from talking about the antichrist. Wait, no I don't...

No response. I'm not holding my breath.

[Roy Hinkley]

Devout Catholic George, fence-rider he is, just got called out by this caller because George wouldn't just say "yes" I believe in Christ.  Way to go Dave.

[michio]

Cheers to that, yes they were!   

I'm over here actually pissed off for what this jerk has done to Art's creation.

You, me, most people on this board, and a few million of our closest friends. The guy is a one-man wrecking ball.

[Morgus]

The guest is getting a lot of bible thumper callers tonight, one even labled the guest as a 'false prophet'

[Nucky Nolan]

A caller just said that the guest was a "false prophet". Noory stayed suspiciously quiet while he quoted chapter and verse. He never remained silent when callers told enjoyable stories. It showed that Noory always was like Hal Lindsey mixed with Bob Larson. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I didn't either. But Art's coming back!

"We regret that Mr. Coulombe will not be appearing as scheduled on this evening's broadcast of "Coast to Coast AM with George Noory" due to the reluctance of the show's producers to permit Mr. Coulombe to speak on certain topics.

Charles Coulombe is the author of several books on diverse subjects as well as a much valued and sought after commentator on the Catholic Church and on various political, social, and cultural issues. Mr. Coulombe's positions and opinions are a matter of public record. It is these opinions which were made well known to the producers of "Coast to Coast AM" several months in advance of this evening's planned broadcast. (CC's management team)"

I'm a mac and havn't figured out how to post pics - the 'fakepath' problem. But I digress . . .

George Noory sucks!

I don't understand the part that says "It is these opinions which were made well known to the producers of "Coast to Coast AM" several months in advance of this evening's planned broadcast."


Are they trying to say they 'knew' about the opinions they didn't want on the show for 4 months?  If so, why did they decide just before show time to cancel it?  Or did they really not do a damn bit of research or show prep until prepping him the day of the show and only then discover there is a problem - in other words, are they lying about 'knowing' sumpthin' 4 months ago?  Or am I not understanding this poorly written sentence correctly?