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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

VtaGeezer

Tonight's cancellation just shows that the cracks made here about Noory's preparation are fact.  Looks to me like no one from C2C even spoke with the guest until about four hours ago. 

Heather Wade

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 04, 2013, 10:52:24 PM
Poor george can't handle last minute lineup change. I remember art had a few guest unable to make a show (bad phone connections, family emergency, etc). Art would do open lines and they were great. Art would also maybe have one of his regulars on for an hour, or even do a theme line like time travelers, mib, alien psychic, etc. they were good shows too.

Cheers to that, yes they were!   8)

I'm over here actually pissed off for what this jerk has done to Art's creation. 

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 04, 2013, 11:05:22 PM
I wondered if it related to homosexuality (Pope Franny taking a softer line), sex before marriage, birth control, etc. You know how Dave hates that smutty talk on his Family Show, especially with Mommy listening...

Yeah, that sounds more likely it.  I could accept censoring hatred but not this.

He is really fucking pissed off tonight. He is also reading emails sent to both addresses.

onan

Quote from: Redacted on August 04, 2013, 11:10:06 PM
Cheers to that, yes they were!   8)

I'm over here actually pissed off for what this jerk has done to Art's creation.

We are all one on this.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on August 04, 2013, 11:11:31 PM
He is really fucking pissed off tonight. He is also reading emails sent to both addresses.

What did he read???



coaster

I wonder how bad its got to be to know Noory personally. I bet people try to avoid him. Can you imagine him at a holiday gathering or family reunion? I can just see him jumping into an impromptu Elvis song, disgusting the crowd. I bet Tommy would be there too. His huge fucking shadow. I assume there have been many occasions where people have said "shit, theres George, don't make eye contact"

someguy

Quote from: karios8 on August 04, 2013, 08:48:18 PM
Charles A. Coulombe | Author, Historian, Speaker
48 minutes ago via mobile
We regret that Mr. Coulombe will not be appearing as scheduled on this evening's broadcast of "Coast to Coast AM with George Noory" due to the reluctance of the show's producers to permit Mr. Coulombe to speak on certain topics.

Charles Coulombe is the author of several books on diverse subjects as well as a much valued and sought after commentator on the Catholic Church and on various political, social, and cultural issues. Mr. Coulombe's positions and opinions are a matter of public record. It is these opinions which were made well known to the producers of "Coast to Coast AM" several months in advance of this evening's planned broadcast. (CC's management team)

Dude probably wants to talk about homosexuality or something. George has said in the past he'll never talk about that subject because he's a fucking milquetoast bitch afraid of controversy and reality.

someguy

Quote from: ItsOver on August 04, 2013, 09:31:46 PM
The Tall Man.  Remember Phantasm?  The quote is from Phantasm II.  I like to think there's a silver sphere with Dave Noorie's name on it.  ;)

Phantasm II (1988)

BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Going for a new record on DigDug. Yep, it's better than listening to Noori.

ARTiculate

Quote from: someguy on August 04, 2013, 11:36:14 PM
BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Those movies were ahead of their time! Just like Art.  Each one, one of a kind.

Quote from: ledzep69r on August 04, 2013, 10:13:06 PM
Is Dave a music talent scout now? What is this shit?


It's going to be real hard to try to refrain from kicking George when he's down after Art starts up his show and takes much of his audience. 

worldends

this is what its like when a boring caller is given a full show, I'm gonna go drink beer and watch phantasm, this is abysmal.

Heather Wade

Quote from: worldends on August 04, 2013, 11:23:25 PM
Apparently, Mr. Davis has been plucked from obscurity.


http://www.amazon.com/Ancient-Aliens-Shift-Unified-ebook/dp/B00B9K2USA/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1375683556&sr=1-4

Anyone with an alien book can get on with Dave, if they can stand it, I guess.
I gotta go get happy again, artbell.com!

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: worldends on August 04, 2013, 11:06:25 PM
hello everyone just signed up, GEORGE NOORY SUCKS

hey there.  glad you made it.

jinwicked

Quote from: TheGrimCreeper1 on August 04, 2013, 10:56:22 PM
Not quite as good as Anthony Weiner's alter ego, Carlos Danger, but a good effort nonetheless.

Jorge Milquetoast

Ladies...

worldends

Quote from: MV on August 04, 2013, 11:56:41 PM
hey there.  glad you made it.

This is a no bullshit story: I was following this forum in the days leading up to Art's announcment, and i had a semi-lucid dream that i was explaining to someone why everybody was calling him DAVE;  No shit.  I hope you're all happy.

Quote from: jinwicked on August 05, 2013, 12:01:28 AM
Jorge Milquetoast

Ladies...
Do you think Georje is a homosexual? I have the opinion that he may be a metrosexual that has gone gay a couple of times in his life. But he could be a total flamer for all I know.

Quote from: popple on August 04, 2013, 10:14:03 PM
I don't get why this stephanie quail lady is on. zzzZZZzZZzZzzZzZzZZzzz! NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER CAREER.  :-\



How many of his cronies and frequent guests turned him down before they called Steph?  They must have called Steve Quayle and he told them he was busy watching TV but that his daughter the singer could use a little airtime.


George is going to find it tougher and tougher day by day from now on.  If everyone else passed until Stephanie agreed to come on, it sounds to me the rats are fleeing.  Jeez, he couldn't even get Lionel to come on and tell us about Springheel Jack?

Quote from: worldends on August 05, 2013, 12:03:52 AM
This is a no bullshit story: I was following this forum in the days leading up to Art's announcment, and i had a semi-lucid dream that i was explaining to someone why everybody was calling him DAVE;  No shit.  I hope you're all happy.

Well, you know, Dave doesn't believe in coincidences.  I think this would be a perfect story for open lines.

Maxwell

Quote from: coaster on August 04, 2013, 11:29:35 PM
I wonder how bad its got to be to know Noory personally. I bet people try to avoid him. Can you imagine him at a holiday gathering or family reunion? I can just see him jumping into an impromptu Elvis song, disgusting the crowd. I bet Tommy would be there too. His huge fucking shadow. I assume there have been many occasions where people have said "shit, theres George, don't make eye contact"

Knowing Noory would be awesome.  You'd constantly be invited to holiday dinners, for one.  Think of listening to all his tales of high adventure in thrilling, exotic locales like St. Louis and Denver.  And remember when the Sinaloa Cartel tried to kidnap him in Mexico?  You'd hear that one a lot.

Heather Wade

Dave just raped my ears with his bumper music.

Not cool. 

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 05, 2013, 12:06:52 AM
Well, you know, Dave doesn't believe in coincidences.  I think this would be a perfect story for open lines.
I had that EXACT same thought!

worldends

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 05, 2013, 12:06:52 AM
Well, you know, Dave doesn't believe in coincidences.  I think this would be a perfect story for open lines.

I'll be sure to tell Art all about it.

jinwicked

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on August 05, 2013, 12:05:34 AM
Do you think Georje is a homosexual? I have the opinion that he may be a metrosexual that has gone gay a couple of times in his life. But he could be a total flamer for all I know.

No, I really doubt he is gay. Just his picture skeeves me out, like the kind of guy who "accidentally" brushes against your boobs in a crowd.

karios8

Quote from: worldends on August 05, 2013, 12:09:03 AM
I'll be sure to tell Art all about it.

In the meantime, tell Dave all about it Friday night.

onan

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on August 05, 2013, 12:05:34 AM
Do you think Georje is a homosexual? I have the opinion that he may be a metrosexual that has gone gay a couple of times in his life. But he could be a total flamer for all I know.

I said this before, I wish he was. At least that would be an interesting facet of his personality... well more interesting than what we have seen.

WildCard

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 04, 2013, 08:51:08 PM
Can you post Coulombe comments on the issue. I don't FB.
I didn't either. But Art's coming back!

"We regret that Mr. Coulombe will not be appearing as scheduled on this evening's broadcast of "Coast to Coast AM with George Noory" due to the reluctance of the show's producers to permit Mr. Coulombe to speak on certain topics.

Charles Coulombe is the author of several books on diverse subjects as well as a much valued and sought after commentator on the Catholic Church and on various political, social, and cultural issues. Mr. Coulombe's positions and opinions are a matter of public record. It is these opinions which were made well known to the producers of "Coast to Coast AM" several months in advance of this evening's planned broadcast. (CC's management team)"


I'm a mac and havn't figured out how to post pics - the 'fakepath' problem. But I digress . . .

George Noory sucks!

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