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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

SaucyRossy

Thanks I knew there was a private email I just couldn't find it. Thanks

suttercane

God, this is abysmal.  I couldn't even clock 15 minutes of this drivel before I ran back to the Art stream.

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 04, 2013, 10:21:22 PM
Seriously what is the email you guys send to?

George Noory

george@coasttocoastam.com

Either that, or you could fast blast the prick.

Jnthn932

Fast blast hasn't worked in a while. At least not when it's anything other than stroking Dave's moostache

ItsOver

Quote from: suttercane on August 04, 2013, 10:25:34 PM
God, this is abysmal.  I couldn't even clock 15 minutes of this drivel before I ran back to the Art stream.

Fashinating.... a rehash of an election from last year and some country dude singing about a hot day in Texas.  Click goes the radio.

Fucking kidding me.

A show on LAST years election. Fuck

This is an abortion of radio. Noory is a cocksucker ( no offense to cocksuckers).

popple

Bless that guest who jumped from this sinking suppressing ship.

suttercane

Quote from: ItsOver on August 04, 2013, 10:30:14 PM
Fashinating.... a rehash of an election from last year and some country dude singing about a hot day in Texas.  Click goes the radio.

The closest it got to entertaining was hearing the pitch of Dave's voice shoot up at the end of the word "why" when he asked a stupid question. 

"Whyyyyyyeeeeee did blah blah blah blargle blah blah?"

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: ItsOver on August 04, 2013, 10:30:14 PM
Fashinating.... a rehash of an election from last year and some country dude singing about a hot day in Texas.  Click goes the radio.

Dude! You missed Daddy Rocker (!!) walking down that dark and lonely road he's apparently walked down so many times before.

Submerging, submerging, submerging.......


Nucky Nolan

Quote from: ItsOver on August 04, 2013, 10:30:14 PM
Fashinating.... a rehash of an election from last year and some country dude singing about a hot day in Texas.  Click goes the radio.

Don't go! You'll miss the Catholic side of the "demonic EBE" meme that Dave loves so well.

SaucyRossy

My email is sent. This is so horrible. I believe I've turned c2c off for the last time. Art can't get here soon enough.


Does anyone remember the name one of the guests said George will be known as in the future? I remember Bruce Goldberg called Art by the name Traksa. Was he the same guest who had a name for future George?

Heather Wade

No direction whatsoever, what the hell is this show supposed to be about?  I don't know.  Country music, outdated elections, some news bits?
Painful and boring is what once was great has become.

Art is going to kick major ass on Sept 16, and show 'em how it's done.


SaucyRossy

I'm listening to this classic Art show right now. It's like breathing oxygen after listening to George and the horrible bumper music etc. http://youtu.be/iRsvajQ8UJw

Quote from: suttercane on August 04, 2013, 10:36:19 PM
The closest it got to entertaining was hearing the pitch of Dave's voice shoot up at the end of the word "why" when he asked a stupid question. 

"Whyyyyyyeeeeee did blah blah blah blargle blah blah?"

Man he's doing that a lot lately.. that up pitch trailing off thing with the slightly crackly voice that's supposed to sound sexy.  Maybe it would work if he were thirty years younger and didn't have the janitor's moustache.  As it is it gives me the heebie jeebies.

Quote from: Redacted on August 04, 2013, 10:47:35 PM
No direction whatsoever, what the hell is this show supposed to be about?  I don't know.  Country music, outdated elections, some news bits?
Painful and boring is what once was great has become.

Art is going to kick major ass on Sept 16, and show 'em how it's done.

Poor george can't handle last minute lineup change. I remember art had a few guest unable to make a show ( bad phone connections, family emergency, etc). Art would do open lines and they were great. Art would also maybe have one of his regulars on for an hour, or even do a theme line like time travelers, mib, alien psychic, etc. they were good shows too.

The only reason I could see to censor this Catholic speaker is if he were planning to take some sort of bigoted stand against women in the church, or some similar discrimination.

It's going to be raw Noory folks... unscripted, unprepared, candid and off the cuff.  I can hardly wait!

Quote from: TheGrimCreeper1 on August 04, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
Does anyone remember the name one of the guests said George will be known as in the future? I remember Bruce Goldberg called Art by the name Traksa. Was he the same guest who had a name for future George?

Never mind, I figured it out: Dr. Goldberg's future name for George Noory is Dexter Monterey. Sounds like a porn name, if you ask me. Not quite as good as Anthony Weiner's alter ego, Carlos Danger, but a good effort nonetheless.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 04, 2013, 10:54:00 PM
The only reason I could see to censor this Catholic speaker is if he were planning to take some sort of bigoted stand against women in the church, or some similar discrimination.
There is Nothing in this guest background to suggest this that I found.

Also is a bigoted stand against women in Catholic Church any worse than the vile that comes from Alex jones?? Or others like him onc2c?

Morgus

Quote from: TheGrimCreeper1 on August 04, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
Does anyone remember the name one of the guests said George will be known as in the future? I remember Bruce Goldberg called Art by the name Traksa. Was he the same guest who had a name for future George?
Dexter Monterrey - a future incarnation of Noory according to Bruce Goldberg
So you could start calling Noory "Dexter" now instead of Dave...

worldends

Quote from: TheGrimCreeper1 on August 04, 2013, 10:47:27 PM
Does anyone remember the name one of the guests said George will be known as in the future? I remember Bruce Goldberg called Art by the name Traksa. Was he the same guest who had a name for future George?

dexter monterey, can't beleef i know that shit

Quote from: Morgus on August 04, 2013, 10:58:17 PM
Dexter Monterrey - a future incarnation of Noory according to Bruce Goldberg
So you could start calling Noory "Dexter" now instead of Dave...

Ah, yes. I wonder if Dexter Monterey will sport the trademark porn mustache and overly black dye job on top.

Maxwell

Quote from: TheGrimCreeper1 on August 04, 2013, 10:56:22 PM
Never mind, I figured it out: Dr. Goldberg's future name for George Noory is Dexter Monterey. Sounds like a porn name, if you ask me. Not quite as good as Anthony Weiner's alter ego, Carlos Danger, but a good effort nonetheless.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 04, 2013, 10:54:00 PM
The only reason I could see to censor this Catholic speaker is if he were planning to take some sort of bigoted stand against women in the church, or some similar discrimination.

I wondered if it related to homosexuality (Pope Franny taking a softer line), sex before marriage, birth control, etc. You know how Dave hates that smutty talk on his Family Show, especially with Mommy listening.

Corsi sounded like he'd had a couple too many whiskies before Dave's SOS call. Made a reference to cleaning someone's clock, but it definitely sounded like he dropped the 'l' from clock! Dave's going to have him back on soon to talk about abiotic oil. Oh, joy....


worldends

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