George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

When my husband and I text back and forth to say hi during the work day, we ask each other, "how are yewwwww?"
GNS-Speak for our own entertainment.

heh heh.

[VtaGeezer]

expect Noory to have them both back again on a Friday c2cam when the book comes out i bet...

If Mumy and Cartright publish a book, an appearance on C2C will just part of the book tour PR and not due to Noory having any influence beyond having a national radio show.  They'll appear on a lot of TV and radion shows, from national to small local stuff.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I just saw that Angela Cartwright and Billy Mumy are collaborating on a book.  I'll bet sNoory is drooling.

Angela Cartwright, one of my first crushes on a television personality, especially in that 3rd year when they let her grow up in the most delightful ways.

Sigh......................  Be still my 12 year old heart.

[Morgus]

Angela Cartwright, one of my first crushes on a television personality, especially in that 3rd year when they let her grow up in the most delightful ways.
Sigh......................  Be still my 12 year old heart.

I preferred Judy Robinson 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

George and AI/cyborgs...I am going to be ready for this one. GN is always at his best with physics, genetics and advances in computing.

[Juan]

I preferred Judy Robinson 

I've always wondered about Marta Kristen, who played Judy.  She was born in Norway in 1945 to a Swedish mother and a German soldier.  Then she was adopted in 1949 by an American family and moved to the US.  I wonder if she was one of those babies that resulted when Hitler forced Scandinavian women to have sex with Aryan soldiers to bring about the master race. Not to disparage her in any way, as she had nothing to do with it.

[Gay]

Hey baby, wanna grab a turkey sandwich?



By the way: The best part about this picture is that it appears George has no mouth.  If only....

[ItsOver]

Hey baby, wanna grab a turkey sandwich?



By the way: The best part about this picture is that it appears George has no mouth.  If only....

Ah, yes, good 'ol "Neptune Noory," on his creepy quest for Earth women. 


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[General Johnson Jameson]

Is that a teletubby?

Hey baby, wanna grab a turkey sandwich?



By the way: The best part about this picture is that it appears George has no mouth.  If only....

Looks like a brokeass Moe Howard. LOL, you're right - NO MOUTH!
I have posted before about how in almost every pic of Noari that there is almost always a piece of his face missing. What in THE fuck.
Btw, that bitch is high and, well, look at Joerge..

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I've always wondered about Marta Kristen, who played Judy.  She was born in Norway in 1945 to a Swedish mother and a German soldier.  Then she was adopted in 1949 by an American family and moved to the US.  I wonder if she was one of those babies that resulted when Hitler forced Scandinavian women to have sex with Aryan soldiers to bring about the master race. Not to disparage her in any way, as she had nothing to do with it.

Good question.  It also impacts one of Art Bell's favorites, ABBA, as Frida is the daughter of such a setup.
From article:
For Frida Lyngstad was the product of an affair between a Norwegian woman and  a Nazi soldier.
There were up to 14,000 children of such liaisons in Norway. Some were the  progeny of SS chief Heinrich Himmler's Lebensborn ('fountain of  life') plan to produce a master-race of blondhaired Aryans.
Under this perverted scheme, special houses were established throughout  Germany and occupied Europe, including in Norway, where SS officers mated with  selected women.
Princess Michael of Kent's father, SS major Baron Gunther von Reibnitz, is  alleged to have been party to the project. Others were simply the result of the  kind of love affair of convenience that war engenders. Frida was one of  those.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-126647/Abba-girls-Nazi-secret.html

[coaster]

Hey baby, wanna grab a turkey sandwich?

They both look pretty high. Noory looks like such a dope in that picture.

[ziznak]

I've always wondered about Marta Kristen, who played Judy.  She was born in Norway in 1945 to a Swedish mother and a German soldier.  Then she was adopted in 1949 by an American family and moved to the US.  I wonder if she was one of those babies that resulted when Hitler forced Scandinavian women to have sex with Aryan soldiers to bring about the master race. Not to disparage her in any way, as she had nothing to do with it.

she's a lebensborn hottie!

[Abby Normal]

Tonight George is going to discuss NSA with "reporter" David Seaman.  What is George's idea of a "reporter?"  Some guy on YouTube who says, "Go beyond mainstream media deception and distraction."

Here we go again.  The mainstream media is lying to you.  Get the TROOTH from some guy with his own YouTube channel. 

All you have to do to get on C2C is set up your own YouTube channel and you can talk to George for two hours on national radio.

Would it be possible for this show to REEK any more than it already does?  Seriously, what would Premrat have to do to make this show SUCK more than it does now?  Is it even possible to make it worse? 

[VtaGeezer]

Tonight George is going to discuss NSA with "reporter" David Seaman.  What is George's idea of a "reporter?"  Some guy on YouTube who says, "Go beyond mainstream media deception and distraction."

Here we go again.  The mainstream media is lying to you.  Get the TROOTH from some guy with his own YouTube channel. 

All you have to do to get on C2C is set up your own YouTube channel and you can talk to George for two hours on national radio.

Would it be possible for this show to REEK any more than it already does?  Seriously, what would Premrat have to do to make this show SUCK more than it does now?  Is it even possible to make it worse?

Seaman is a Wells' regular and, surprise, a conspiracy pusher.  In my view, his appearance with Noory shows how C2C's steady shift to feeding post-9/11 paranoia continues under Premiere Radio.

[Liam the runner]

Really? Nobody is going to play off of the name David "Seaman"?
Really?

[Eddie Coyle]

Would it be possible for this show to REEK any more than it already does?  Seriously, what would Premrat have to do to make this show SUCK more than it does now?  Is it even possible to make it worse?

As much as it is a sterquilinum already, C2C can indeed get worse. The departure of Ian adds one more night a month of absolute gutter trash possibilities.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If I were more committed I would transcribe every quote in which George uses the phrase 'the planet' over the course of a program and rate each one by how little the conversation actually had to do with the planet.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George just told us about his friend Morgus.  Is this the namesake of our Morgus?

[jinwicked]

Remember when Pat Boone tried to "look tough."     Geesh, almost as bad as Noory trying to do Elvis.

Is that a wandering nipple, or the most unfortunately-placed round tattoo ever?

[fotd]

Been said before, will be said again...   I hate it when George tries to legitimize his internet shit-fest by calling it a "television show".  aaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh

George Noory Sucks!

[Morgus]

George just told us about his friend Morgus.  Is this the namesake of our Morgus?

Of course, thats my avatar photo of Dr. Morgus - Noory's childhood favorite local TV personality. 

[MTB]

I must have missed something, because I swear Noory just let a caller ramble for 10 minutes about a telepathic swami.

[WOTR]

I got what I have been waiting for and think I will go back to my book now.  George is going to give away is cell phone number and open it up for an hour each week to people to call in and have a 2 minute chat with him.  Now, I realize I do not like George and this is not aimed towards me.  However, there is NOBODY that I can think of (celebrity or politician) who I do not know but would like to call up for a two minute chat.  I like Reba and I like George Burns (yeah, hes dead) but I would never even think to call them up for a two minute chat.  Is George extremely conceited, or do other people actually want to call up and chat for two minutes with people they do not know?

        As much as it is a sterquilinum already, C2C can indeed get worse. The departure of Ian adds one more night a month of absolute gutter trash possibilities.

My personal vote at this point is to offer the once a month slot to Alex Jones.  Giving it to a sane, rational host would just be a false flag operation on the part of Pemrat in an attempt to hide the shows ultimate destination.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I thought this was just some random gay guy, but Noaree and this dude are buds?
Heh, no shit?

George is going to give away is cell phone number and open it up for an hour each week to people to call in and have a 2 minute chat with him.

^ , is a trap. The motherfucker is baiting us.

[Morgus]

Is George extremely conceited

ding ding ding 

[Doomed]

While attempting to listen to C2C, my mind began to wander. Big surprise there, eh? Anyway, I was sidetracked by a movie that I get a big kick out of, Best in Show. While watching, it occured to me, if they ever made a movie about C2C AM, and they had to cast someone to play Norry, I have the perfect personality for the part. Fred Willard. He played a commentator during the "dogshow" and his remarks and stoopid questions seemed to mirror someone we all know and are disgusted by.
IM serious, if you've ever seen this flick you'll know what I'm babbling about. Slap a cheesy mustache on his upper lip, spray some black hair goop on his melon, and turn him loose. Viola'! Instant Norry! Let me make it clear. I'm not zinging Willard. I'm suggesting a part he could run with. He has played less than upright characters for most of his career, right up to, and including, a bust for allegedly performing a lewd act in a porno theater. This guy was born to play noory! Ahh...just a thought. Thanks for playing along.

[WOTR]

I will wait and see if somebody gets through in the first couple of weeks after Noory starts this program and gushes a huge thank-you to him for the conversation.  At that point, I will know that it was another paid caller (what are the chances of being both one of the 30 people to chat with George on the phone and then getting through to Coast?)

Giving it a little more thought, I am wondering what is to stop Noory from leaving his phone off the hook for the golden hour that people can call in to him?  Why would he want to have 30 conversations answering the same questions; why not just promise the (service?) and not deliver?  This would just be another Hawaiian studio or his many donations to his charity...

[valdez]

     Dr. Peter Breggin on why it's good to be confident.  Kevin Warwick on robots.  David Seaman on Edward Snowden, who leaked a ton of classified materiel to the press detailing how NSA has been gathering information on us.  George said that you "don't stop terrorism with the NSA, but by getting out of all these countries," and that no one was calling in "to defend" these intrusions on our privacy, and that this gathering of information is "worst than what most communist countries have done to their own people." 

[Histronic Fop]

GN, who never has an opinion on jack squat, certainly seemed incensed by the whole NSA thing. What's up with dat?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

GN, who never has an opinion on jack squat, certainly seemed incensed by the whole NSA thing. What's up with dat?

I have some thoughts, but I wouldn't want to imply George is concerned his calls to certain 1-800 numbers will be outed.