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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

TigerLily


I say we do our own intention experiment to get Jorch replaced by a decent host. Lord knows I'm thinking that every time I listen

ItsOver

Quote from: TigerLily on September 12, 2017, 09:28:12 AM
I say we do our own intention experiment to get Jorch replaced by a decent host. Lord knows I'm thinking that every time I listen
Since Jorch is so good at influencing hurricanes, he should follow his true calling, quit his "phoning-it-in" night job, and hire himself out.  Come on, Jorch, you told us you were "a fighter."  ::)


Quote from: Morgus on September 11, 2017, 10:15:02 PM
Noory is claiming success in the "mind experiment" he conducted last Friday night, due to the hurricane reducing from CAT5 to CAT1 and lower in a couple days.

Of course he did.  I believe the storm was a Category 3 when he did that experiment.  It strengthened back up to a category 4 after the experiment.

Laugh if you want, but for a small donation George will hold an intention experiment during his convention appearances to help fishermen (and women) in the audience


Dateline

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 12, 2017, 09:44:26 AM
Laugh if you want, but for a small donation George will hold an intention experiment during his convention appearances to help fishermen (and women) in the audience



Yep!  That's what all of the hookers say.  He is a little fish in a big sea.

Dateline

Quote from: ItsOver on September 12, 2017, 09:35:50 AM
Since Jorch is so good at influencing hurricanes, he should follow his true calling, quit his "phoning-it-in" night job, and hire himself out.  Come on, Jorch, you told us you were "a fighter."  ::)



Let's start his retirement plans and income. Hmmm.  Income in from ParanormalDate, Check.  Income from woo-woo conferences, Check.  Income from ghost written book royalties, Check.  Income from Lunch and Munch program, Check.  Yes, he has a firm foundation to retire and have a solid retirement future. 

(in a squeeky mouth voice)  That is why he hangs on to the Coast.

pate

Naut lishunning 4 ayy fiend;



Has Dave had/been Micheal Horn on lately>?

I honestly need a reliable source on this, as the Pleadians aren't decimal, there decimal-duop-uop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEejfq1KhkU

'intem'visor abound, n'uch?

EDIOT,UR & CHEV?

yah...

NoMoreNoory

Joorch leads with news of Jerry Pournelle's death. I sense an early finish Friday....

He also asks for prayers for Graham Hancock who, he says, has had 'multiple seizures' and 'is not doing well'. I've always had a lot of time for Hancock, and enjoyed listening to him and reading him over a few decades now. Best wishes to you, sir.

Morgus

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on September 12, 2017, 10:16:49 PM
He also asks for prayers for Graham Hancock who, he says, has had 'multiple seizures' and 'is not doing well'. I've always had a lot of time for Hancock, and enjoyed listening to him and reading him over a few decades now. Best wishes to you, sir.

I found this online article reporting about Graham Hancock's recemt health issues:
https://www.inquisitr.com/opinion/4445900/graham-hancock-archaeologist-back-from-the-gates-of-death-after-mysterious-seizures/

pate

Quote from: Morgus on September 12, 2017, 10:27:49 PM
I found this online article reporting about Graham Hancock's recemt health issues:
https://www.inquisitr.com/opinion/4445900/graham-hancock-archaeologist-back-from-the-gates-of-death-after-mysterious-seizures/

Unfazed Dave refuses the Grave

newsarthy moustaches reused the abbatoir of destiny ___  air-worthy ears left untouched ___ swat-worthy earf quakers brunt wiches, sand-type, eye um dust in mio aye iff, awwwwww....


Quote from: NoMoreNoory on September 12, 2017, 10:16:49 PM
Joorch leads with news of Jerry Pournelle's death....
'Allo!
With you perchance am i again.
Wha hoppen to guest discussion of serious demonology,et.al.?
Wish i to discuss his shpiel..
As to Jerry Pournelle,i don't like his work,and i suspect he was author of an faction roman-a-clef in the sixties useing pseud.'Wade Curtis',"Red Heroin".
Disinformation subsidised by some alphabet agency.
Book smeared many old left,IWW characters in pacific n.w. as commies and dupes.
Back to the magick/demonology.

"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
"[7VF]"

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Morgus on September 12, 2017, 10:27:49 PM
I found this online article reporting about Graham Hancock's recemt health issues:
https://www.inquisitr.com/opinion/4445900/graham-hancock-archaeologist-back-from-the-gates-of-death-after-mysterious-seizures/

No coincidences, of course, but I just came back here after reading precisely that piece. It suggests he's doing OK, but I see it's dated August 22. Maybe there's been a deterioration since then.

136 or 142

Some research that Graham Hancock did that was dismissed because he wasn't part of the scientific establishment has since been verified by the scientific establishment.  I forget the details, but it's good that he was in good health to see himself be vindicated, at least in the one area.

Nobody commented on this, with the Time Tracks guest, Noory all but confirmed that despite his lies about being 'politically neutral' no guest is allowed to say anything negative about President Trump.  Noory's head is indeed 100% up his Trump.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 13, 2017, 10:58:01 AM
Some research that Graham Hancock did that was dismissed because he wasn't part of the scientific establishment has since been verified by the scientific establishment.  I forget the details, but it's good that he was in good health to see himself be vindicated, at least in the one area.

Nobody commented on this, with the Time Tracks guest, Noory all but confirmed that despite his lies about being 'political neutral' no guest is allowed to say anything negative about President Trump.  Noory's head is indeed 100% up his Trump.

Numbers! Where ya been? What was GH right about?

136 or 142

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2017, 10:59:37 AM
Numbers! Where ya been? What was GH right about?

I'm busy and I come and go.  I've been more active tweeting on Noory's twitter site.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/04/21/ancient-stone-carvings-confirm-comet-struck-earth-10950bc-wiping/

This article doesn't state the lengths to which Hancock's idea was dismissed even though Hancock's research used the same methodology that was later used to confirm his idea.

Of course, this one idea being verified does not mean that Hancock's more literally out there views are accurate.

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on September 12, 2017, 10:16:49 PM
Joorch leads with news of Jerry Pournelle's death. I sense an early finish Friday....


I can see Jorch doing a happy dance every-time a C2C guest checks-out.   "Get that "tribute" ready for Friday, Tommee!  Don't forget to throw in that craptastic fake audio about the umbrella swinging old lady and UFO Phil muh dunce listeners can't get enough of!  Party time at IHOP, here we come!"  Talk about perverse.   :P

GravitySucks

Quote from: ItsOver on September 13, 2017, 11:40:23 AM
I can see Jorch doing a happy dance every-time a C2C guest checks-out.   "Get that "tribute" ready for Friday, Tommee!  Don't forget to throw in that craptastic fake audio about the umbrella swinging old lady and UFO Phil muh dunce listeners can't get enough of!  Party time at IHOP, here we come!"  Talk about perverse.   :P

Wouldn't Noory, the HS baseball superstar, prefer the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's?

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 13, 2017, 11:48:11 AM
Wouldn't Noory, the HS baseball superstar, prefer the Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's?
Ha!  Tommee's holding-out for a place with an all-you-can-eat 24/7 breakfast buffet.


Dr. MD MD

I went out for a coffee and was listening to last night's show with the time tracks guy. He really couldn't be more full of shit, could he?  :D

ShayP

Did anybody catch the Demonology guy last night telling a story and in the middle apologizing to George after saying the evil portal in the story was in St. Louis?  I had to laugh because George blurted out "It's okay...It had to be somewhere."  For some reason I found that quite funny.  First time Noory mad me laugh in a long time.

Juan Cena

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on September 12, 2017, 10:16:49 PM
Joorch leads with news of Jerry Pournelle's death. I sense an early finish Friday....

He also asks for prayers for Graham Hancock who, he says, has had 'multiple seizures' and 'is not doing well'. I've always had a lot of time for Hancock, and enjoyed listening to him and reading him over a few decades now. Best wishes to you, sir.

The Pournelle news sucked to hear. If there was a novel that was a bigger influence on my life than any other, it was probably The Mote in God's Eye, because that was the book that really got me into reading novels for reasons other than teacher made me to.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Juan Cena on September 13, 2017, 09:22:39 PM
The Pournelle news sucked to hear. If there was a novel that was a bigger influence on my life than any other, it was probably The Mote in God's Eye, because that was the book that really got me into reading novels for reasons other than teacher made me to.

Seems like you survived the hurricane

Juan Cena

Quote from: ShayP on September 13, 2017, 08:57:57 PM
Did anybody catch the Demonology guy last night telling a story and in the middle apologizing to George after saying the evil portal in the story was in St. Louis?  I had to laugh because George blurted out "It's okay...It had to be somewhere."  For some reason I found that quite funny.  First time Noory mad me laugh in a long time.

Nah, fell asleep when the Merlin Project guy was on, which sucked because he really is one of my favorite guests.

Juan Cena

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 13, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
Seems like you survived the hurricane

Not w/o losing power/cable/internet for three days. I had to spend the night with my brother's house because the power company guys blocked the street off after I left the house yesterday.

This was after being stuck in the house Monday night because the electric pole between the house & the neighbor's house was broken in half by the wind, and a power line dropped right on the driveway.

Juan Cena

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2017, 08:30:19 PM
I went out for a coffee and was listening to last night's show with the time tracks guy. He really couldn't be more full of shit, could he?  :D

I dunno he was right on the money with Romney falling to near obscurity.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Juan Cena on September 13, 2017, 09:32:00 PM
I dunno he was right on the money with Romney falling to near obscurity.

Meh. If you could explain where rods fit into all this maybe...  :-\

Quote from: Juan Cena on September 13, 2017, 09:29:53 PM
Not w/o losing power/cable/internet for three days. I had to spend the night with my brother's house because the power company guys blocked the street off after I left the house yesterday.

This was after being stuck in the house Monday night because the electric pole between the house & the neighbor's house was broken in half by the wind, and a power line dropped right on the driveway.

Sorry you had problems.  Here in Kennesaw, we were lucky.  Nary even a branch fell in our yard and we have many trees.  No power problems at all.  My wife's cousins in Social Circle just got their power back tonight.  They also have a house in Monticello, GA and a tree fell on it.  They also have a home in Moore Haven, Florida just west of Okeechobee.  They are trying to find out if it is ok but they don't know.  All of their houses are old and they were worried in particular about the Florida house.  They only have insurance for their home in Social Circle.

NoMoreNoory

Joorch mentions the passing of actor Frank Vincent who, according to Joorch, played a character called 'Phil Leotard' in The Sopranos. He sounds like a ballet-dancing mob boss, and I wonder if he has anything to do with mob boss Phil Leotardo who I recall being memorably portrayed by an actor who looked a lot like Mr Vincent.
Having mentioned The Sopranos, Noory proceeds to play an uncredited clip of Vincent with Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, and has to cut it short because he realizes the language is about to get fruity. He turns everything into a train wreck, doesn't he?
But he told us he managed to speak to his pal Robert Davi who confirmed that Frank was 'a great guy'. I'm sure he was.

And now more dumbass biblical prophecy horseshit. Again!!!

136 or 142

The first edition of Hal Lindsey's Late Great Planet Earth was written in 1968, not 1988.  In the first edition Lindsey claims that either Jesus will have returned by 1988 or that, at the very least, the AntiChrist and his False Prophet will have returned by 1988 and the seven year period will have begun.

At the end of the book, Lindsey states that he is only a man and can't be certain of his interpretation, but this is contradicted by him saying a number of times throughout the book essentially 'every previous interpretation of Revelation is wrong but my interpretation is 100% correct.'

I can sympathize with the guest believing that these events in Revelation refer to the present because I think it's fairly obvious that President Trump is the AntiChrist and Mike Pence is his False Prophet, however, we now know that Noory won't let any guest say that or make any negative comment about President Trump.

The verse in Revelation makes it pretty clear that apocalypse refers to some specific mountain peak, and I believe the word apex is derived from apocalypse.  There is apparently some debate whether the apocalypse is where the  prophesies were revealed but that Apocalypse also refers to these events of this 7 year period or whether this seven year period is referred to as the Tribulation.

I posted some of these comments on twitter on the Coast to Coast website and after that the guest started mentioning the Tribulation, but I'm pretty sure that is just a coincidence, and not a coincidence as the idiot Noory means.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 13, 2017, 10:58:30 PM
The first edition of Hal Lindsey's Late Great Planet Earth was written in 1968, not 1988.  In the first edition Lindsey claims that either Jesus will have returned by 1988 or that, at the very least, the AntiChrist and his False Prophet will have returned by 1988 and the seven year period will have begun.

Well, George Bush was elected president that year and maybe a year was a lot longer back in the old days.  ;)

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