• Welcome to BellGab/bellchan Archive.
 

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

136 or 142

Quote from: ShayP on September 15, 2017, 09:40:53 AM
I used to give it a go.  However he is on my list of guests to never listen to.  Along with Ed Dames, Doc Wallett (plus any of his ilk), the 'numbers lady', et al.  Too many to list.  ;)

Sometimes one is curious, so no worries.  :D

Yes, the 'numbers lady' Glynnis McCants (or something like that) literally makes me feel sick to the stomach when I listen to her for more than a couple minutes.

136 or 142

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 15, 2017, 06:17:20 AM
I love when Jorch says I just believe in the abeeotic theory of oil that the Earth produces oil as part of it's natural process. Always has and always will. without ever explaining why, like he was picking a favorite sports team or something.  ::)

He actually has explained why the Earth does it but not how it does it.  His belief is that the Earth needs to creates these fluids in order for the tectonic plates to be able to move.  This is why he also worries what effect there might be if too much oil is removed from the Earth at any one time.  George has specifically said "the Earth needs to lubricate itself."

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 01:27:38 PM
He actually has explained why the Earth does it but not how it does it.  His belief is that the Earth needs to creates these fluids in order for the tectonic plates to be able to move.  This is why he also worries what effect there might be if too much oil is removed from the Earth at any one time.  George has specifically said "the Earth needs to lubricate itself."

It's a communist plot.

"How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core commie works'" - General Jack D. Ripper


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 01:27:38 PM
He actually has explained why the Earth does it but not how it does it.  His belief is that the Earth needs to creates these fluids in order for the tectonic plates to be able to move.  This is why he also worries what effect there might be if too much oil is removed from the Earth at any one time.  George has specifically said "the Earth needs to lubricate itself."

Thanks. It's interesting though at least dubious in terms of ascribing a motive first and then working back from that. I'm somewhat ignorant when it comes to the latest geoscience. What does the evidence suggest? Most times I've heard him go into this (and it's been many) he never explains it. There must've been a special show I missed.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 21st Century Man on September 15, 2017, 01:34:33 PM
It's a communist plot.

"How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core commie works'" - General Jack D. Ripper





Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.

GravitySucks

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 01:24:46 PM
Yes, the 'numbers lady' Glynnis McCants (or something like that) literally makes me feel sick to the stomach when I listen to her for more than a couple minutes.

Very easy to understand that you have troubles with numbers.

136 or 142

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 15, 2017, 01:55:19 PM
Very easy to understand that you have troubles with numbers.

You're good at numerical computation, but you're terrible at numerical comprehension.  Also, you're an FSB disinformation agent.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 01:58:18 PM
You're good at numerical computation, but you're terrible at numerical comprehension.  Also, you're an FSB disinformation agent.

Didn't they get you the memo either?! You guys are off Russia now. You're supposed to call him a racist now.  ::)

GravitySucks

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 01:58:18 PM
You're good at numerical computation, but you're terrible at numerical comprehension.  Also, you're an FSB disinformation agent.

das vadanya malysh.

136 or 142

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 15, 2017, 01:59:37 PM
Didn't they get you the memo either?! You guys are off Russia now. You're supposed to call him a racist now.  ::)

This is a perfect example of poor math comprehension.  You are attempting to create a false binary.  Believe me, the Mueller probe is continuing and Russia and the Trump campaign's collusion with it, is still in the news, and will soon be much more in the news.

136 or 142

For instance:
Mueller Probe Has ‘Red-Hot’ Focus on Social Media

September 13, 2017 at 2:33 pm EDTBy Taegan Goddard55 Comments
“Russia’s effort to influence U.S. voters through Facebook and other social media is a ‘red-hot’ focus of special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into the 2016 election and possible links to President Trump’s associates,” Bloomberg reports.

“Mueller’s team of prosecutors and FBI agents is zeroing in on how Russia spread fake and damaging information through social media and is seeking additional evidence from companies like Facebook and Twitter about what happened on their networks.”

“The ability of foreign nations to use social media to manipulate and influence elections and policy is increasingly seen as the soft underbelly of international espionage… because it doesn’t involve the theft of state secrets and the U.S. doesn’t have a ready defense to prevent such attacks.”

and
Flynn’s Son Now a Target of Russia Probe

September 13, 2017 at 12:56 pm EDTBy Taegan Goddard26 Comments
“Michael G. Flynn, the son of President Trump’s former national security adviser, is a subject of the federal investigation into Russian meddling in the presidential election and possible collusion between Moscow and the Trump campaign,” NBC News reports.

“The inquiry into Flynn is focused at least in part on his work with his father’s lobbying firm, Flynn Intel Group… It’s unclear when the focus on Flynn began.”

“Mueller has brought onto his team a federal prosecutor known for convincing subjects to turn on associates. Any potential criminal liability for Michael G. Flynn could put added pressure on his father.”

and
Mueller Going For the Kill

September 12, 2017 at 7:25 am EDTBy Taegan Goddard157 Comments
Mike Allen reports that special counsel Robert Mueller “is burrowing in hard on the obstruction of justice angle.”

“Republicans close to the White House say every sign by Mueller â€" from his hiring of Mafia and money-laundering experts to his aggressive pursuit of witnesses and evidence â€" is that he’s going for the kill.”

“Trump allies fret that the White House is ill-prepared for the public showdown with Mueller that will eventually come, and should be making legal, political and constitutional arguments for the president’s right to fire Comey. Statements by Trump lawyers tend to rattle, rather than reassure, White House allies.”

136 or 142

And before those:
Russian Politician Admits Russia ‘Stole’ U.S. Election

September 11, 2017 at 2:41 pm EDTBy Taegan Goddard113 Comments
Vyacheslav Nikonov,  a member of the Russian parliamentary body, said on Russian television that U.S. intelligence “missed it when Russian intelligence stole the president of the United States,” The Hill reports.

Nikonov was making the point about the superiority of Russia’s intelligence services over U.S. regarding knowledge of North Korea, Afghanistan and Syria.

and
Priebus and McGahn Lawyer Up

September 10, 2017 at 6:02 pm EDTBy Taegan Goddard25 Comments
Former White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and current White House Counsel Don McGahn have both hired white collar lawyer William Bruck, Law360 reports.

and
Mueller Will Soon Interview White House Staffers

September 8, 2017 at 4:13 pm EDTBy Taegan Goddard87 Comments
Special counsel Robert Mueller’s team is planning to interview “up to a dozen” White House aides in the coming weeks, Politico reports.

The Washington Post says Mueller wants to interview six aides “including trusted adviser Hope Hicks, former press secretary Sean Spicer and former chief of staff Reince Priebus.”

“In addition to Priebus, Spicer and Hicks, Mueller has notified the White House he will probably seek to question White House counsel Don McGahn and one of his deputies, James Burnham. Mueller’s office has also told the White House that investigators may want to interview Josh Raffel, a White House spokesman who works closely with Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner.”

136 or 142

And for those wanting a story from September 9
$100K on Facebook Ads Could Go a Long Way

September 9, 2017 at 1:07 pm EDTBy Taegan Goddard53 Comments
Kevin Bingle: “One common response to the news that a Kremlin-linked online operation in Russia bought $100,000 worth of Facebook ads during the 2016 election campaign has been that the money is a drop in the bucket relative to the more than $1 billion spent on ads during the cycle, or the $27 billion in revenue earned by Facebook last year.”

“But as one of a handful of Americans who managed the digital operations of a 2016 presidential campaign, I think $100,000 smartly spent on Facebook could have a much larger reach than you may realize. And more importantly, nobody â€" not the political pros, or the advertising gurus â€" truly knows how far a message spreads when Facebook is paid to promote it. The social network still contains many mysteries, even to those pouring millions into it.”


So, yesterday was actually the first day in at least a week where there has not been a story on the Mueller investigation, the Trump campaign's collusion with Russia or, at least, Russian involvement in the U.S Presidential election on behalf of Trump.

Also, since this story came out, Facebook has since admitted that the $100,000 figure was a complete guess, but a minimum figure, and the actual amount spent by Russia could be much higher (or maybe not.)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 02:03:19 PM
This is a perfect example of poor math comprehension.  You are attempting to create a false binary.  Believe me, the Mueller probe is continuing and Russia and the Trump campaign's collusion with it, is still in the news, and will soon be much more in the news.

Yeah...sure...let us know how that all works out.  ::)

136 or 142

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 15, 2017, 02:21:38 PM
Yeah...sure...let us know how that all works out.  ::)


That could depend on the results of the 2016 midterms.

However, you'd also better watch out, it seems Trump may be steadily morphing into President Obama:
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/908687718200246272

SredniVashtar

I'd like to concur with the idea that GS has been on here sowing Russian propaganda. That 'howdy y'all' bullshit alerted me right away. Don't worry, he's under observation, and it's only a matter of time before we pull the net tight on that lousy commie bastard.

Dateline

Norry is on assignment. . . .

Don't go rushin' into your "Grampers Pampers" with a category Number 2 storm.  We have the evacuation plan all figured out for you and you don't even have to get wet.  Stay calm.  Stay composed and stay on point with the sheet-eating grin. "Grampers Pampers" has you covered on the move and in the groove.  On assignment and in alignment with Grampers.  You'll weather any storm in this life or the afterlife.

GravitySucks

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 15, 2017, 02:28:18 PM
I'd like to concur with the idea that GS has been on here sowing Russian propaganda. That 'howdy y'all' bullshit alerted me right away. Don't worry, he's under observation, and it's only a matter of time before we pull the net tight on that lousy commie bastard.

Друг. Когда я заплаченный Вы для секса, Вы обещали держать все мои тайны и я обещал не говорить вашим друзьям, что ваша мать облизывала мой задний проход только, чтобы являться на вкус после эффектов хорошего борща.

136 or 142

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 15, 2017, 03:51:40 PM
Друг. Когда я заплаченный Вы для секса, Вы обещали держать все мои тайны и я обещал не говорить вашим друзьям, что ваша мать облизывала мой задний проход только, чтобы являться на вкус после эффектов хорошего борща.

According to google translator that means "Friend. When I paid you for sex, you promised to keep all my secrets and I promised not to tell your friends that your mother licked my anus just to taste after the effects of a good borsch." (I assume that should be 'taste the after effects.')

It wouldn't surprise me if that's a code phrase that the FSB uses.  You don't have to be an FSB disinformation agent to know that Putin likes it when mothers lick his anus or that Putin is so arrogant that he doesn't mind having FSB code phrases cracked in order to let mothers know that he likes it when they lick his anus.

ACE of CLUBS

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 01:27:38 PM
He actually has explained why the Earth does it but not how it does it.  His belief is that the Earth needs to creates these fluids in order for the tectonic plates to be able to move.  This is why he also worries what effect there might be if too much oil is removed from the Earth at any one time.  George has specifically said "the Earth needs to lubricate itself."

This oil may be the fuel of the volcanos ... ?

136 or 142

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on September 15, 2017, 04:29:27 PM
This oil may be the fuel of the volcanos ... ?

Well, you could ask George about that, but there are a number of (mostly) Russian geologists who promote the abiotic oil 'theory' or, at least, that George Noory has been told that there are Russian geologists who promote this.  And the reason I gave is the reason Noory argues.  Jerome Corsi in his book 'Black Gold Stranglehold' argued something like 'geologists really know that oil is abiotic, but they're paid by the oil companies and part of their pay is for them to keep quiet about this.'  And I remember very well that Noory asked him and other guests on the topic "Since the earth needs to lubricate itself with this oil, is there a danger from removing too much oil from the earth before it can replenish itself?"

Juan Cena

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on September 15, 2017, 04:29:27 PM
This oil may be the fuel of the volcanos ... ?

And Heather laughed when I asked if Nessie might be a Rod.


Jojo

Quote from: ShayP on September 15, 2017, 09:37:32 AM
LOL!  I heard him slur his name.  Seemed like he was distracted.  On a side...I wish Cornelius, and Annie, would just disappear.  :P
They need to limit how often a caller can call.  Im so tided of the same
callers.Sure, a couple people will find ways to cheat ut tnats better than hesring a lot of them over and over and over.

136 or 142

The guy who claims that Stephen King killed John Lennon called in again tonight (Nori wasn't hosting.) I think this was the first time that he has called in in years. I'm sure he's tried to get through before though.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 15, 2017, 04:26:03 PM

It wouldn't surprise me if that's a code phrase that the FSB uses.  You don't have to be an FSB disinformation agent to know that Putin likes it when mothers lick his anus or that Putin is so arrogant that he doesn't mind having FSB code phrases cracked in order to let mothers know that he likes it when they lick his anus.

I know MV (perhaps it stands for Mikhail Vanderovich?) likes to run this site with a light hand but surely even he can see the obvious commie infiltration going on. GS all but struts around playing the balalaika and singing the Internationale yet nothing is done! All that stuff about claiming to be flooded out in Texas was in very poor taste when we know he's really holed up in a call centre in Moscow.

GravitySucks

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 16, 2017, 01:33:18 AM
I know MV (perhaps it stands for Mikhail Vanderovich?) likes to run this site with a light hand but surely even he can see the obvious commie infiltration going on. GS all but struts around playing the balalaika and singing the Internationale yet nothing is done! All that stuff about claiming to be flooded out in Texas was in very poor taste when we know he's really holed up in a call centre in Moscow.

Did you know the balalaika is the official instrument of the Trilateral Commission?  Jackstar may be willing to fill you in on why only two of the strings are tuned the same and the significance of tuning the third a full quarter note off the others.  It is all in the maths dear comrade. Now be a good boy and see what you can do to make good on the expenses that were incurred for your brief, yet colourful campaign during the last election cycle. A certain pig farmer has your picture. Cheers mate.

Morgus

Quote from: Jojo on September 16, 2017, 12:31:47 AM
They need to limit how often a caller can call.  Im so tided of the same
callers.Sure, a couple people will find ways to cheat ut tnats better than hesring a lot of them over and over and over.
Up until a year ago or so, there was a limit for callers to only call in once per month or week.
But Noory decided to elminate that rule and now we get the same old callers over and over nearly every night, including Cornelius always wasting time to give his "bible, bullets, and beans speech"  :o

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on September 16, 2017, 03:57:51 PM
Up until a year ago or so, there was a limit for callers to only call in once per month or week.
But Noory decided to elminate that rule and now we get the same old callers over and over nearly every night, including Cornelius always wasting time to give his "bible, bullets, and beans speech"  :o
Jorch prefers the lame and expected.  He can catch up on his nap time and run out the clock.  "Come on, Tommee!  Time for muh turkee sammich and yewr twinkees!"

ShayP

Quote from: Morgus on September 16, 2017, 03:57:51 PM
Up until a year ago or so, there was a limit for callers to only call in once per month or week.

However that was a false limit.  The same repeat callers chimed in without challenge back then.  I recall a few instances where a caller would get through and challenge Noory about his so called one per month limit.  He dismissed said caller and denied it.  It used to drive me nuts.  Anybody paying attention could tell he was...and still is...full of shit.  ;)

I remember an instance where a guy called and mentioned he talked to George last week.  George said 'Oh!  Sorry.  Only one call per month.  It's a rule.'  Yet I heard Annie call twice that week.  Nothing has changed.  After Noory got called on his bullshit several times he lifted his phantom rule to make him seem more fair and likable.   ::)

Powered by SMFPacks Menu Editor Mod