George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[mombird3]

I was going to try to listen. but when he said oiija board. I turned it off quickly. Same old, tired and old subject. There is nothing else he can talk about. 

[Roy Hinkley]

Once again, Georgie shows the ignorance of his own religious beliefs.  How did they know what was in Revelations?  Were they time travelers?  No dumbass, they were inspired by God who knows no time boundaries.  He doesn't even understand his own religion.

[Nucky Nolan]

In fact, we should get PAID to have to listen to his crap.  Rumor is they were going to replace waterboarding with forced listening of past shows of Snoory for terrorists, but it was deemed too inhumane.

It violates the Geneva Conventions. As for pay, you should get hazard pay during the show, and you should get sick pay after the show. They couldn't pay me enough to regularly listen to the show. You and the other stalwarts should be eligible for workman's compensation.

[Nucky Nolan]

Snoory is fascinated by evil.  Sometimes I think he is too stupid to be evil, but you never know.
Some of his comments to listeners really are evil though.

There's no doubt about it. He's obsessed with darkness and demons. I wonder if he still dabbles in black magic. Yikes, I just saw an ad about the devil on TV!

[Morgus]

Noory just revealed he usually does the radio show standing up, but tonight he is 'on the edge of his seat'

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Sometimes when George asks clearly absurd questions, I think he is really just making fun of the guest... kind of a private joke just for himself while he appears to be giving a 'legitimate' interview.  Then when pressed, or when the guest asks him a question, he shows his true ignorance and I forget that I ever thought George was smart enough to be so devious.

[Nucky Nolan]

To Roy and/or Ziznak: I need your mad skillz. Could one of you artists create a picture of Noory as a zombie? Caption it, "Night of the Sucking Dead" (He's hungry for brains!).

[Nucky Nolan]

but tonight he is 'on the edge of his seat'

I wish that his audience could say the same. Most of our seat edges are just like brand new.

[Falkie2013]

I wish that his audience could say the same. Most of our seat edges are just like brand new.

My buddy Maroney who spent 4 years in the Navy aboard a destroyer and on shore duty in the early 1960s, said that usually in 9 years of service that one usually gets promoted above a lieutenant and if someone doesn't it usually means they're a f*ckup of some kind which may explain Noory's supposed time in the Naval reserve presumably on active duty. It is of note that he never has elaborated on exactly what he did in the Navy as far as I recall. I certainly cannot find any indication of his experience other than he was a lieutenant. Just off the phone with Maroney and we talked at length about naval ranks and promotions both in enlisted ranks and officer ranks.

[Falkie2013]

To Roy and/or Ziznak: I need your mad skillz. Could one of you artists create a picture of Noory as a zombie? Caption it, "Night of the Sucking Dead" (He's hungry for brains!).

Movies starring Snoory on an alternate Earth with or without using a portal to that dimension :


The Creature Sucks Among Us

The Creature from the Suck Lagoon

Count Suckula

The Day the Snoory Stood Still and still sucked.

20,000 Miles to Suck

Destination Suck

Forbidden Planet with Dr. Suck-u-lus

Suck Planet Mars

Planet of the Suck

Return to the Planet of the Suck

Conquest of the Planet of the Suck

Sucklent Green

The Omega Suck

Earth vs the Flying Suckers

Suckballs

The Suckinator

Suck Wars

Suckator

Snoorenan the Snoorebarian

Suckzilla


" May the Suck Be With You Always ! "

[Falkie2013]

It violates the Geneva Conventions. As for pay, you should get hazard pay during the show, and you should get sick pay after the show. They couldn't pay me enough to regularly listen to the show. You and the other stalwarts should be eligible for workman's compensation.

You should also get sick pay before and during the show, free dramamine and free barf bags as well.

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[Nucky Nolan]

My buddy Maroney who spent 4 years in the Navy aboard a destroyer and on shore duty in the early 1960s, said that usually in 9 years of service that one usually gets promoted above a lieutenant and if someone doesn't it usually means they're a f*ckup of some kind which may explain Noory's supposed time in the Naval reserve presumably on active duty. It is of note that he never has elaborated on exactly what he did in the Navy as far as I recall. I certainly cannot find any indication of his experience other than he was a lieutenant. Just off the phone with Maroney and we talked at length about naval ranks and promotions both in enlisted ranks and officer ranks.

Some former sailors post here. They went back and forth on whether or not Noory's Navy stories made sense. He likely served his country in some capacity, so he deserves credit for that. It's impossible for me to fairly comment on how well he did in the service. For all we know, he might have done an exemplary job during his military career. People almost always go through phases. He might have been a competent and enthusiastic reservist back then. Maybe he should have kept his sea legs, even though he was land-locked.

[Nucky Nolan]

You should also get sick pay before and during the show, free dramamine and free barf bags as well.

Some listeners resorted to medicine of another kind, some of which might be illegal. I'm not condoning the use of illicit substances, but as George Harrison might say, whatever gets you through the show.

[MTB]

Didn't Noory say once he had a desk job as some kind of public information officer?

[PB the Deplorable]

Some former sailors post here. They went back and forth on whether or not Noory's Navy stories made sense. He likely served his country in some capacity, so he deserves credit for that. It's impossible for me to fairly comment on how well he did in the service. For all we know, he might have done an exemplary job during his military career. People almost always go through phases. He might have been a competent and enthusiastic reservist back then. Maybe he should have kept his sea legs, even though he was land-locked.

I think he said he was a publicist or something related to media.  At the Pentagon.  He said he never went on a 'boat'.  His specific job probably involved something to bore and confuse the enemy.  Isn't a reservist one weekend a month and another week or two sometime during the year?

[Falkie2013]

Some former sailors post here. They went back and forth on whether or not Noory's Navy stories made sense. He likely served his country in some capacity, so he deserves credit for that. It's impossible for me to fairly comment on how well he did in the service. For all we know, he might have done an exemplary job during his military career. People almost always go through phases. He might have been a competent and enthusiastic reservist back then. Maybe he should have kept his sea legs, even though he was land-locked.

One of the reasons I didn't enlist and go to OCS in the Air Force is because we moved around so much. One of my biggest personal regrets. I should have gone in.


But ... if I had gone into the Air Force and become an officer I would have talked about WHAT I did during my time of service.

Snoory doesn't seem to do that much if at all.

In my experience with the dozens or more folks I've known who served, the only ones who don't talk about it are people so scarred by their combat experiences or people who hated being in the service and couldn't wait to get out.

And I've talked to both retired and active duty vets from before WWII, Korea, Viet Nam, Iraq and Afghanistan and even those from other countries and at one time even those who fought in WWI  in the US, Britain, Germany and Austria and in the Afrika Korps, Kriegsmarine, Luftwaffe in WWII.

One used to meet vets from all over the place. For some reason a lot of German vets wound up immigrating here and became mechanics, which is how I met them because my Dad used to talk to them and swap war stories.

[Morgus]

It is of note that he never has elaborated on exactly what he did in the Navy as far as I recall.

Noory has said many times on the air that in the Navy he was some kind of deskjob PR officer and got a 'presidential' commission.
He said he wished he had stayed in longer to make Lt. Commander (so he could be like Commander James Bond) but he got out just before his unit was sent to Iraq...

[Falkie2013]

I think he said he was a publicist or something related to media.  At the Pentagon.  He said he never went on a 'boat'.  His specific job probably involved something to bore and confuse the enemy.  Isn't a reservist one weekend a month and another week or two sometime during the year?

One can be that kind of reservist or can serve on active duty as well and still be in the reserves. I know that during WWII many reservists served as reservists and then became active duty officers.

See in link below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_Reserve

According to the wikipedia page, some reservists serve as many as 100 days a year or more on duty in the Navy.

[Nucky Nolan]

I think he said he was a publicist or something related to media.  At the Pentagon.  He said he never went on a 'boat'.  His specific job probably involved something to bore and confuse the enemy.  Isn't a reservist one weekend a month and another week or two sometime during the year?

MTB, read Paperboy's post. I think that you're right on all counts. There's a conspiracy theory that he's really some kind of naval intelligence propaganda expert. After what he's done to the program and the subjects, it doesn't seem as crazy as it once did.

[Doomed]

Damn! This guy is a motormouth!
Attention tonights guest! You are talking too fast. You are trying to impart too much info at a very rapid rate! You cant do that! Georges head will explode! You are attempting to poor a gallon of data into a pint sized brainbox.
Ive had enough. 'Nite all...

[MTB]

I have to admit I tuned in late and could only take about 5 minutes. I've caught the guest peddling his end times malarkey with Jim Bakker and don't feel a need to hear it yet again. The "sound off" was just odd.

[zeebo]

Sometimes when George asks clearly absurd questions, I think he is really just making fun of the guest... kind of a private joke just for himself while he appears to be giving a 'legitimate' interview.  Then when pressed, or when the guest asks him a question, he shows his true ignorance and I forget that I ever thought George was smart enough to be so devious.

I have picked up on this as well.  It does really seem like sometimes he just throws out these goofball, childish questions, as a way of kind of undermining and ridiculing the guest, for what reason I cannot fathom as it seems to happen to all sorts of guests.  But like you say, sometimes the stupid stuff he says just sounds unintentionally stupid.

In fact, maybe the times he actually says something clever or insightful only happen as a kind of double negative, where he was trying to say something dumb, but he screwed it up, so accidentally said something intelligent-sounding.

[Insanity]

Holy shid, noory got snippy/mad fast when the caller said the words " arts old shows".

[Immy]

Holy shid, noory got snippy/mad fast when the caller said the words " arts old shows".

That was abrupt wasn't it? Pretty much shot him down and hung up the minute he started bringing up issues with the new app. Then he barked at him to call back on Friday about it. What an ass.

[Insanity]

Movies starring Snoory on an alternate Earth with or without using a portal to that dimension :


The Creature Sucks Among Us

The Creature from the Suck Lagoon

Count Suckula

The Day the Snoory Stood Still and still sucked.

20,000 Miles to Suck

Destination Suck

Forbidden Planet with Dr. Suck-u-lus

Suck Planet Mars

Planet of the Suck

Return to the Planet of the Suck

Conquest of the Planet of the Suck

Sucklent Green

The Omega Suck

Earth vs the Flying Suckers

Suckballs

The Suckinator

Suck Wars

Suckator

Snoorenan the Snoorebarian

Suckzilla


" May the Suck Be With You Always ! "

I have one
" The Day the Snoory Shut Up and still sucked"

[Tinfoil Hat]

George sucks so bad that I'm going to end my four year subscription to Coast Insider. He's slipped badly especially in the last two years. I think this hints at some form of early dementia. It's very sad. Thank goodness I found this place and access to the good old Art Bell shows!

[Roy Hinkley]

To Roy and/or Ziznak: I need your mad skillz. Could one of you artists create a picture of Noory as a zombie? Caption it, "Night of the Sucking Dead" (He's hungry for brains!).

Just a quick one to start it off....... Since he sucks so much, I added the plunger so he could suck even more.

[Falkie2013]

MTB, read Paperboy's post. I think that you're right on all counts. There's a conspiracy theory that he's really some kind of naval intelligence propaganda expert. After what he's done to the program and the subjects, it doesn't seem as crazy as it once did.

Hmm, perhaps there's some truth in the above. Art used to delve into things that someone higher up didn't like. Look how many times his callers were knocked off the air on a regular basis and the time where Art was literally knocked off the air by some kind of microwave attack that his network & his experts said was impossible to have happened but did.

Historically there's a precedent for it. Donald E. Keyhoe was forced out of NICAP by supposed disinformation experts which wound up gutting NICAP and destroying the top private UFO investigation organization of its time. There's documentation citing this actually occurred. I was a member of NICAP at the time and had regular contact with Keyhoe's secretary who was very distressed over it & Keyhoe himself got very depressed over his ousting from an organization he loved  and had worked for and with for years. Furthermore some of the new board had ties to the CIA and the like if I remember correctly. NICAP was the MUFON of its day.

If you Google Donald E Keyhoe and his ouster from NICAP you'll find an excerpt from Timothy Good's Need to Know book where he details exactly just what CIA and other people infiltrated NICAP and destroyed it as an organization.

Perhaps the stupidity is all an act and Noory secretly worked for Naval Intelligence or was attached to NSA or the CIA while he was in the Pentagon and was deliberately foisted somehow to ensure that Coast would be discredited and destroyed as a program that also did cutting edge things that the powers that be did not want aired.

His program has gone from one that dealt with serious issues that you heard nowhere else to buffoonery and worse and that no one now takes seriously.

Think about it.

Perhaps he really doesn't suck at all and it's all a sham.

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[Falkie2013]

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Or maybe he is much smaller than he sounds on the radio

The inedible shrinking Snoorge ?

[valdez]

Does anyone know how long it's been since Bell hosted a show?

     Ghost to Ghost 2010.  It fell on a Sunday.  He also hosted the night before with the EVP GIS crew.  Memories.  Meanwhile, George asked Rosemary Ellen Guiley what was the "prediction rate" of Ouija boards?   "Do we have numbers?"  Yeah, George, the government keeps numbers on Ouija board predictions.  Idiot.  Jonathan Cahn blew my mind with some of that stuff he was talking about.  The Twin Towers were built on the same ground America was consecrated on and the only thing left when they fell was the church associated with it?  And the Sycamore tree thing?  How can someone put so much on the table and George continue to piddle with his index cards?  Because he sucks.