George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Elflord]

I agree. Just my 2¢. Have a nice day.

You Too Mr Hal 9000.

[McPhallus]

Artsy?

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Looks a bit like Lilly.

[HAL 9000]

Looks a bit like Lilly.

It must be a coincidence.

[Treading Water]

Of the Valley? 

[HAL 9000]

He allowed Hoagland the pseudoscientist to get away with claiming that the closest approach was at 19.5 GMT. In fact it was at 19:24, or in decimal 19.4.

Hoagland pulled exactly the same flim-flam with Elenin -- closest approach 19.5 GMT when in fact it was 19:50.

I was going to mention something very similar. Virtually no one refers to time in decimal format, especially GMT/UTC. What an ass wipe - but I expect nothing less.

[Elflord]

I was going to mention something very similar. Virtually no one refers to time in decimal format, especially GMT/UTC. What an ass wipe - but I expect nothing less.

19.5 That Mr Richard C Hoaxland Talks about reminds me of a song. Its 5 Oclock somewhere.

[Elflord]

19.5 That Mr Richard C Hoaxland Talks about reminds me of a song. Its 5 Oclock somewhere.

Maybe we should ask Mr Wierd Al to write a song for RCH. Its 19.5 somewhere.

[HAL 9000]

Of the Valley? 

Of sorts... you can see her stretched pussy here HERE

If I didn't know better, it looks like she has heterochromia iridum.

[coaster]

? You sound so familiar....

haha I was thinking the same thing.

[ItsOver]

Looks a bit like Lilly.

Don't get too excited.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Said by George in one of his ads for Gaiam TV with guest Michael Bell

"We are starting to put together the list of needy people (pause)
some of those stories (pause) heartwarming."

A Freudian slip if there ever was one.

Nothing warms Snorge's tiny, cold, black heart of stone like the pain and suffering of others.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Noory sucks..(insert word).

[11angeleyes11]

Here are my three cents worth.  I am assuming that Elflord is a Mr., and I am not trolling him.  I find his posts charming and simple.  He just cuts through it with his Mr. Noory you suck. 

I am not implying this, but if you had someone in hater drag that was simple and wanted to blend in.  You might consider someone like Elflord.  I will be reading more from him I am sure.

[Elflord]

Here are my three cents worth.  I am assuming that Elflord is a Mr., and I am not trolling him.  I find his posts charming and simple.  He just cuts through it with his Mr. Noory you suck. 

I am not implying this, but if you had someone in hater drag that was simple and wanted to blend in.  You might consider someone like Elflord.  I will be reading more from him I am sure.

MS Angeleyes, the answer to your question is yes I'm a MR.

[Elflord]

Mr Noory, I know that you can not handle very big words so I am going to tell you something that you will understand. You SUCK at radio and other things that you do. Please retire and please go back to your cave where you clawed out of. Thank you for your time and I hope that I did not waste your time because you have wasted my time Mr Noory.

[Usagi]

Its 19.5 somewhere.

You SUCK at radio and other things that you do.

And this is why I can't hate on Elflord.  But, I also enjoy the missives of Fort Rock, so perhaps I'm a poor judge.

[Elflord]

And this is why I can't hate on Elflord.  But, I also enjoy the missives of Fort Rock, so perhaps I'm a poor judge.

Thanks Usagi. By the way, Mr Noory SUCKS BIG TIME. I hope that Mr Snoory can read this post.

[Pahrump Up The Jam]

That galactic hack Hoagland is such a shameless, petulant, obnoxiously noxious waste of time. While he is a fine artist, and by that I mean a cheap, flim-flam scam artist, I still can't wrap my head around the idea that a real-life lady lets him lie with her. ("Lie" meaning in a bed, buck naked... in addition to his usual lies.) It's chilling, and I hope the lady comes to her senses. At any rate, I actually love insane-brained madmen and women, I love C2C, I love nonsense, I even think that bastard Dames is a riot, but this Hoagland is just an asshat assault on the ears. I really hate that his fingernail-chalkboard squwak rages from the classic fineartstream almost a third of the time I listen in. But easily the worst thing going in the whole wide world is the toxic mix of fresh Hoagland Bullshit mixed with Shit-for-brains George Noory's ruthlessly inept hosting skills. 2 girls 1 cup.

[mombird3]

Don't you see that the Emporer's Clothes are off. It is a fake and always was.The same stuff has been done to death. I wonder about Robin Falco.
I listened to Cumulus Radio WLTX here last night. Jim Bohannan who I listened to while I lived in Jacksonville was on. The questions were real, the subjects were current news. The guests were not interrupted in the middle of the story. The callers were all articulate. There were no stupid jokes on the air. No insults. And even the bumper music was Jazz. Better by far. And no being angry and shouting at the stupidity of the Guests and the host. It was professional all the way.
Noory has competition out there. He sucks big time.   

[HAL 9000]

Here are my three cents worth.  I am assuming that Elflord is a Mr., and I am not trolling him.  I find his posts charming and simple.  He just cuts through it with his Mr. Noory you suck. 

I am not implying this, but if you had someone in hater drag that was simple and wanted to blend in.  You might consider someone like Elflord.  I will be reading more from him I am sure.

MS Angeleyes, the answer to your question is yes I'm a MR.

Well Mr. ElfLord, I wailed on ya pretty good over here:

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2136.msg101898.html#msg101898

and you took it like a... ummm... errr... Mr!


So even though you've posted some kinda "out-there" stuff about Fort Rock:

Hello coastgabbers, fans of Elflord and the haters of Elflord. I hope that everyone is having a good day. On an earlier post, someone said that Fort Rock and I should go one on one. I will not do that for many reasons one is that Fort Rock is a star trek fan and he is a red shirt. So it will not be a fair fight and the red shirts are the walking dead of star trek. Second is that fort rock is a good guy.

its not fair for fort rock. Fort Rock is a good guy and we need everyone in the fight for getting rid of snoory.

Hello my fellow coastgabbers, fans of Elflord and the haters of the Mighty Elflord. How is everyone doing today? I am fine today. Here is my two cents about the Pope. He is just plain old to be the Pope. Should George be the Pope? No way. Will it be different if the Pope is George Noory? Yes it will be different. If you ask me on who should be the Pope? It will be the Mighty Fort Rock. Here is the reason why. Fort Rock is a good guy. Fort Rock can send in his army in to kick Satan’s Butt. After Fort Rock and his mighty army kicks Satan’s butt, He could help to defeat George Noory’s army at Premrat and help to bring the mighty radio god back to the air. Fort Rock when you become the Mighty Pope, who will be your vice-pope? BTW Fort Rock, you’re a good guy.

IF Fort Rock runs in 2016, he will get my vote.

Hello my fellow Coastgabbers, fans of the Mighty Elflord and the haters of the Mighty Elflord. Here is my two cents about the third secret of Fatima… The new pope will be Mr. George Noory. Pope Noory will become the anti-Christ. The only person that can save us is Mr. Jesus H Christ and his super sides kick. Jesus’s side kick and right hand man is Mr. Fort Rock. The two will send Mr. Noory back where he belongs. That is my two cents.

You remain a prolific CoastGabber.

So, thine ElfLord, you took a good licking, and kept on ticking. I hereby bestow upon you,  Mr. ElfLord, the title of THE ElfLord. As Lord of the Elfs, I hope you use your power in a magnanimous and beneficent manner.

[Elflord]

Well Mr. ElfLord, I wailed on ya pretty good over here:

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,2136.msg101898.html#msg101898

and you took it like a... ummm... errr... Mr!


So even though you've posted some kinda "out-there" stuff about Fort Rock:


You remain a prolific CoastGabber.

So, thine ElfLord, you took a good licking, and kept on ticking. I hereby bestow upon you,  Mr. ElfLord, the title of THE ElfLord. As Lord of the Elfs, I hope you use your power in a magnanimous and beneficent manner.

I am honor by your kind words Mr Hal 9000. Just remember that we need to keep the pressure on Mr Snoory because he SUCKS.

[Nebraska888]

I'm listening to SIT with Art from 1998......with a remote viewer.......great program......Saturday night in Nebraska KFAB. 

It makes me sad to think of what I settle for Monday through Friday.  I continue to listen because there ARE guests who are interesting to listen to when Noory shuts up.

[MV/Liberace!]

So, thine ElfLord, you took a good licking, and kept on ticking. I hereby bestow upon you,  Mr. ElfLord, the title of THE ElfLord. As Lord of the Elfs, I hope you use your power in a magnanimous and beneficent manner.

heh heh heh

[Yorkshire pud]

Artsy?

As you seem adept at posting unsolicited alleged photos of forum members HAL, what about one of yourself? Or do you only indulge in harrassment when you're not the victim?

Answers on a postage stamp.

[Yorkshire pud]

Of sorts... you can see her stretched pussy here HERE

If I didn't know better, it looks like she has heterochromia iridum.

Quite a nasty piece of work aren't you HAL? I'm sure you wouldn't like the audience to know you went to the trouble of finding out where Lilly lived and worked, or how you trawled the net to find any facet of information about her, would you? No...best not..Some of the more unenlightened and sanctimonious might treat that as (dare I say it?-yes I dare)..stalking...

You have a REAL nice day. Who have you got in your sights this time? A single blond woman? Teenage Brunette? Thai lady boy? C'mon, you're amongst friends, you can tell us..(uncomfortanble yet?)...C'mon BIG man...tell us your deepest secrets...You know you want to...How do you do it? Five fingered hand jive,  or a cushion?

I tell you this, you'd need more than a thesaurus if you happened to meet a woman, let alone find out which way up to hold her.

[George Drooly]

It must be related to a question he asked of a physicist. Simple George was wondering if flying from time zone to time zone could be considered time travel, as thought of by people like Stephen Hawking. I'd like to ask Simple George the following question. How the hell do you manage to tie your shoes by yourself when you're seriously thinking up stupid questions like that to waste your guests and the listeners time? The guy's idiocy is beyond belief.

Wait just a minute. Not to defend The Nooron, but doesn't any movement of one body relative to another distort time, however infinitesimally? Isn't that the essence of Relativity? And something which has been proven with atomic clocks on, yes, airplanes circling the earth?

[George Drooly]

One word: Crocrodiles.


There was even a little millisecond of an awkward pause after that one.  He must be at least slightly aware of how fucktarded he sounds.  There's no other excuse for this "Feb" business, either, which he just pulled again.

He has an especially difficult time with "R" sounds: February, Powerful (poorwaffel, powarfel, poorfellow,etc.) Clearly he has a speech impediment. How he ended up in radio is a mystery.

[onan]

Quite a nasty piece of work aren't you HAL? I'm sure you wouldn't like the audience to know you went to the trouble of finding out where Lilly lived and worked, or how you trawled the net to find any facet of information about her, would you? No...best not..Some of the more unenlightened and sanctimonious might treat that as (dare I say it?-yes I dare)..stalking...

You have a REAL nice day. Who have you got in your sights this time? A single blond woman? Teenage Brunette? Thai lady boy? C'mon, you're amongst friends, you can tell us..(uncomfortanble yet?)...C'mon BIG man...tell us your deepest secrets...You know you want to...How do you do it? Five fingered hand jive,  or a cushion?

I tell you this, you'd need more than a thesaurus if you happened to meet a woman, let alone find out which way up to hold her.

when I start to think I may be crossing the line, I ask myself "would I do this if the guy lived next door and he was 6'9" and benched 450 lbs and loved mma?

[Sardondi]

Quite a nasty piece of work aren't you HAL? I'm sure you wouldn't like the audience to know you went to the trouble of finding out where Lilly lived and worked, or how you trawled the net to find any facet of information about her, would you? No...best not..Some of the more unenlightened and sanctimonious might treat that as (dare I say it?-yes I dare)..stalking...

You have a REAL nice day. Who have you got in your sights this time? A single blond woman? Teenage Brunette? Thai lady boy? C'mon, you're amongst friends, you can tell us..(uncomfortanble yet?)...C'mon BIG man...tell us your deepest secrets...You know you want to...How do you do it? Five fingered hand jive,  or a cushion?

I tell you this, you'd need more than a thesaurus if you happened to meet a woman, let alone find out which way up to hold her.

Speaking of nasty pieces of work. You really haven't been paying attention to what's been going on here the past week or so have you?

[McPhallus]

Here's my take (not that you asked for it, but here it is anyway):

I once knew someone who reveled in digging up information on people.  He would often cull information from his/her associates, do internet searches, and then spread rumours (some of which were made up) all in support of a certain agenda, revenge purposes, or the sheer pleasure he took in exposing other people's failures.  He would do this in his "career" (although he's never been successful) and among his group of so-called friends.  I no longer associate with this person because of this behavior (and other reasons).  He's now on Facebook under a fake name likely due to his paranoia and fear of someone using the same tactics on him.

Hal, however, posts information about people who are either trolling the forum or are outright con artists from C2C.  In my opinion, if you troll a forum or try to con people on a national radio show, you expose yourself to being "outed."  I've never detected any malice at all in what Hal does, and I doubt he'd "go after" random posters out of some arbitrary curiosity.  So I don't mind what he does.

Quite a nasty piece of work aren't you HAL? I'm sure you wouldn't like the audience to know you went to the trouble of finding out where Lilly lived and worked, or how you trawled the net to find any facet of information about her, would you? No...best not..Some of the more unenlightened and sanctimonious might treat that as (dare I say it?-yes I dare)..stalking...

You have a REAL nice day. Who have you got in your sights this time? A single blond woman? Teenage Brunette? Thai lady boy? C'mon, you're amongst friends, you can tell us..(uncomfortanble yet?)...C'mon BIG man...tell us your deepest secrets...You know you want to...How do you do it? Five fingered hand jive,  or a cushion?

I tell you this, you'd need more than a thesaurus if you happened to meet a woman, let alone find out which way up to hold her.