George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MikeJ]

Truth is an absolute defense to any action for slander, defamation or libel.  Enough said!

[ItsOver]

Jorch, some funny looking guy named Kramer said to give this guy a call.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Crabby Old Bat, first, I enjoy reading your posts. Second, are they really going to waste time and money on people on a forum? Third, get in line getting money from me, a lot of others are way ahead of them. House, car, etc...lol...

Thanks, I enjoy your posts as well. And your writing samples too!

Naw, I don't believe they'd be foolish enough to waste time and money trying to sue people on a forum. It would be "Bee-yon' Bleef". Besides, based on the spunk I've seen exhibited by people who post here, any lawsuit by C2C might end up turning into a real nightmare for Snorge and company. I think they'd be wise not to open that can of worms.

So don't worry about anyone else getting in line to collect money from you, lol. Truth be told, I'm honestly surprised I've never heard of anyone suing C2C considering some of the things said on that show.

George Noory's lawyer sucks.

LOL

Atta boy! 

Truth is an absolute defense to any action for slander, defamation or libel.  Enough said!

They can't handle the truth!

Jorch, some funny looking guy named Kramer said to give this guy a call.

From the firm of Dewey, Fleecem and Howe?

[ponyboysunset]

Thanks, I enjoy your posts as well. And your writing samples too!

Naw, I don't believe they'd be foolish enough to waste time and money trying to sue people on a forum. It would be "Bee-yon' Bleef". Besides, based on the spunk I've seen exhibited by people who post here, any lawsuit by C2C might end up turning into a real nightmare for Snorge and company. I think they'd be wise not to open that can of worms.

So don't worry about anyone else getting in line to collect money from you, lol. Truth be told, I'm honestly surprised I've never heard of anyone suing C2C considering some of the things said on that show.

LOL

Atta boy! 


They can't handle the truth!


From the firm of Dewey, Fleecem and Howe?

Thanks for the reassurance Thanks for reading my writing too! I want to post some of the vampire story too. Oh and Noory sucks, just sayin'...big baby...tryin to scare people and such.

[thefamilyghost]

Just crawling out of my mud hut (fuck you Noari) for the day and I see we are getting sued. What a cowardly little man, "shud up or I'm gunna sue!" Isn't that what people used to say right before an ass-kicking on them was to commence when they were like...8 years old?

"I'll sue, I'll sue, I'll sue! You touch me I'ma tellun my mumma on you and you gunna b in tubble!" .....Man, Jeorge, tell us you don't still live at home with mumma. Suckle you some Mom tit before you go to bed each night? Fucking crier.

AHAHA! Holy shit that was funny dude.

[thefamilyghost]

You just can't make this shit up - the same "artist" who drew that, did these:

http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page130.html
http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page85.html

and to make matters worse, you can read a description of her occupation in a post she made a few years ago here:
http://www.boldandbeautiful.com/index.cfm/pk/view/cd/NAA/cdid/400952/pid/400839

I mean... really?

Those are hilarious! She seems sweet though. One of these detached artsy types.

[heater]

George Noory's lawyer sucks.

Best comment of the thread.

[ItsOver]

From the firm of Dewey, Fleecem and Howe?

You know, I decided to give Jackie a ring and ask if it was going to be a problem with us complaining about Jorch being a lousy radio host.  Here's what Jackie said:

"Yeah that's going to be a problem.  It's gonna be a problem for them!  This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer.  It's an infringement on your constitutional rights.  It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

You don't mess with Jackie Chiles.  

[Usagi]

Those are hilarious! She seems sweet though. One of these detached artsy from reality types.

And "The Bold and The Beautiful" fan club, eh?  Eddie Coyle will be thrilled.

[HAL 9000]

Those are hilarious! She seems sweet though. One of these detached artsy types.

Oh yeah, she's a person of good will I'm sure - but in the last link, she considers herself a portrait artist! May her alien drawings were child-like on purpose... but I would like to see one of her portraits to compare 

And be careful when you say "Artsy" around here 

[Sardondi]

You know, I decided to give Jackie a ring and ask if it was going to be a problem with us complaining about Jorch being a lousy radio host.  Here's what Jackie said:

"Yeah that's going to be a problem.  It's gonna be a problem for them!  This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer.  It's an infringement on your constitutional rights.  It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

You don't mess with Jackie Chiles.

"That's totally inappropriate! That's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"

[ItsOver]

"That's totally inappropriate! That's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"

....

[sleeplessinca]

He is using the public airwaves. 


What a turd.


George Noorey sucks and so do his lawyers ! (good one Sardoni)

[Eddie Coyle]

And "The Bold and The Beautiful" fan club, eh?  Eddie Coyle will be thrilled.

What a gift. It's like Kwanzaa in February. I hope there's some "Ryan's Hope", "Santa Barbara" and "Search for Tomorrow" in there too.

[ZombiePoppa]

Little Dicky Hoaxland just said the Russian asteroid was really a flying saucer shot down by the Russian military. Yeah, that must be it.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Since Art Bell has responded to our forum does that mean that Dufus Noory will be suing Art as well as all of us?  That would be great because Art has cleaned some clocks in past legal issues.  Maybe this is a way we could get the show back under Art's direction and away from the wrecking crew now at C2C.

[ZombiePoppa]

Snoory on spontaneous combustion: "I think I'd be shocked if I saw that happen to a human". Ya think!?

[Usagi]

Snoory on spontaneous combustion: "I think I'd be shocked if I saw that happen to a human". Ya think!?

Not only that, but he rolled it into a compelling question for the guest: "Wouldn't yoo?"  Way to keep the conversation rollin', Jorch.


"Brizarre."

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Snoory on spontaneous combustion: "I think I'd be shocked if I saw that happen to a human". Ya think!?

Ha.  Snoory claims to have had nearly spontaneous combustion with his pizza roll.  Of course the Snooron could never do anything spontaneously even if it was combustion.  He would need his 3x5 index cards for instructions on how to combust. "Thammy, how do we do the show once I have combusted?"

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I think Snorge just said "cosmetic makeup" when he meant the make-up of the cosmos.

[BigDave]

I think Snorge just said "cosmetic makeup" when he meant the make-up of the cosmos.

I heard it also,George has a way with words!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Since Art Bell has responded to our forum does that mean that Dufus Noory will be suing Art as well as all of us?  That would be great because Art has cleaned some clocks in past legal issues.  Maybe this is a way we could get the show back under Art's direction and away from the wrecking crew now at C2C.

T'would be poetic justice!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I heard it also,George has a way with words!

He should offer free decoder rings to listeners. Or maybe earplugs.

[michio]

Ha.  Snoory claims to have had nearly spontaneous combustion with his pizza roll.  Of course the Snooron could never do anything spontaneously even if it was combustion.  He would need his 3x5 index cards for instructions on how to combust. "Thammy, how do we do the show once I have combusted?"

Did he bring up the 'killer pizza roll' again? He's such a damn baby.

sNoory also asked his guest if it could have been Satan who popped in for a minute to grab the guy's soul and burn the body.  Only Satan obsessed Simple George would think of asking a question like that.

[mombird3]

Art Bell being sued by George? Wow. I never thought of that. First let us get those quacks off the air before someone gets sicker. What crap! The show sucks!

[Morgus]

Noory is retelling his pizza roll experience again right now to his near-death guest.
Noory said he could understand from the pain of the burning mouth and compared to someone who contemplated suicide...

[Maxwell]

George just compared his pizza roll incident with people in such pain that they contemplate suicide.

[CrabbyOld Bat]

UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE! He brought up the pizza story again!

This time he compared it to people being in such horrible pain that they considered or committed suicide -- and he was 100% serious.

I can't stand it... :

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Tonight's show is really bad. It has devolved into talk of kidney stones.
GN just tried to equate his pizza roll-induced pain to people on the verge of committing suicide.
It was bizarre. Hearing Springheeled Jack would be a mercy now. I don't mind the BS but I hate the boredom.
George went to callers after 1 hour so I think the guest is going to be cut loose soon.



Morgus, Max, COB ^^^ All three of you owe me a coke.

[popple]

Maybe he should just cut to "Lady in Red" for the remainder of the show.