George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[thefamilyghost]

It amazes me how many people believe George Noory sucks, and for how long they believe he has been sucking. And yet the man still has a job! It doesn't make sense.

[Mels-hole1984]

Predictions with George Noory (full TV special from 2006)


The only fucking prediction I want to hear out of strokevoice's mouth is, who is going to be his successor.

[thefamilyghost]

In 2007 Noory had the audacity to state, "Time to clean it up folks."

But the facts are that for the past six years he's been threatening people who are simply stating the truth...that he obviously has a low IQ (we have the documented evidence), he's lazy, he has never been prepared for an interview, is incapable of taking unscreened calls, is oblivious to how a talk show host should respond to guests and callers in a professional manner, uses air time to talk about himself ad nauseum and has single handedly ruined the number one nighttime talk show in spite of having more help and staff support than any other C2C host in the history of the show.

It seems pretty clear, the facts show that it's time for Noory to clean it up. He has committed fraud pretending to be a talk show host all these years. Perhaps the listeners and former listeners should sue him.  After all the facts are clearly on our side.
 
I, for one, would welcome the opportunity to discuss this whinney, unprofessional, seemingly momma's boy, narcissistic bore with any attorney he may find willing to take on a case with no substantial evidence.  Unfortunately for George we are the ones with substantial evidence.  No one has done it to him, he's done it all to himself.

Seven years of threats and harrassment from him is more than enough. Bring 'em on, George!

To be fair, George did not say 'Time to clean it up folks'. That was the moderator of the forum.

[thefamilyghost]

Predictions with George Noory (full TV special from 2006)


The only fucking prediction I want to hear out of strokevoice's mouth is, who is going to be his successor.

Who the hell is that man standing in for George Noory in that video?

[General Johnson Jameson]

Who the hell is that man standing in for George Noory in that video?

I noticed that too!

[Sleepwalker]

Predictions with George Noory from 2006?  Golly.  Somehow I missed it.  Was it on a real TV network?  Did any of the predictions of his looney toon guests come true?  I could find out myself by watching the video but I'm not into masochism.

[thefamilyghost]

I noticed that too!

I know that's not George Noory because when I signed up to be a coast insider, George personally sent me a letter of thanks with this picture attached. It smelt of axe body spray:

[Sardondi]

...It smelt of axe body spray

Proof that an 18-year-old intern was "George" for purposes of writing that "personal letter" of thanks to you.

[Usagi]

That font.  That background.  It looks like the rejected pilot for a Christian Broadcasting Network morning show.

[Usagi]

Predictions with George Noory from 2006?  Golly.  Somehow I missed it.  Was it on a real TV network?  Did any of the predictions of his looney toon guests come true?  I could find out myself by watching the video but I'm not into masochism.

I believe Morgus said he martyred himself and watched the special to save us all.  And, no, I don't believe Sean David Morton or Ed Dames busted out any spot-on miraculous predictions on that particular day.

[Sardondi]

I believe Morgus said he martyred himself and watched the special to save us all.  And, no, I don't believe Sean David Morton or Ed Dames busted out any spot-on miraculous predictions on that particular day.

Not the first time Morgus has given himself for us.

[HAL 9000]

I found and edited the original pizza roll story by Noory and it's an mp3 attachment below.

Just for kicks, I also found a CG member give a CoastGab shoutout during open lines with Noory, also below, I think from around early August 2011.

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[CleopatraStratifies]

I know that's not George Noory because when I signed up to be a coast insider, George personally sent me a letter of thanks with this picture attached. It smelt of axe body spray:

Mine smelled of patchouli and curcuma longa.

[popple]

Then, adding terror to the pain, Noory's throat swelled up so he couldn't get his breath and he thought he was going to suffocate to death

This is enough confirmation for me that he is a mouth breather. Nostrils are only for doing turmeric lines off of Tommy's pre-shaven arse.

[popple]

I found and edited the original pizza roll story by Noory and it's an mp3 attachment below.

Just for kicks, I also found a CG member give a CoastGab shoutout during open lines with Noory, also below, I think from around early August 2011.

Jorch should sue that little convenience store for not having his whole wheat turkey sandwich ready & made for purchase.  THEY KNOW HE COMES BY EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!! It's Jorch Snoory the celebrity radio host. How could they miss him? THEY LITERALLY FORCED HIM TO PURCHASE THOSE UNGODLY GMO DEMONIC  HOT LAVA FILLED PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!!!!!!! Good thing he didn't swallow. Or the Dr would have had to go down his throat and done all sorts of "ungodly stuff"

[Morgus]

Predictions with George Noory from 2006?  Golly.  Somehow I missed it.  Was it on a real TV network?  Did any of the predictions of his looney toon guests come true?  I could find out myself by watching the video but I'm not into masochism.

i remember Noory promoting that years back and it was a pay-per-view cable and satellite TV special back in late 2005/early 2006.
i watched it recently on youtube and its fun to see how none of the professional predictors featured (including Major Ed Dames and the Number's Lady) came up with any predictions for 2006 that came true, they were all completely wrong...
even some made predictions for 2007-2008 including the upcoming 2008 election and they were wrong about that too

[somatichypermutation]

Arts retirement announcement on fine art stream right now.  Described George as "getting it" and recommends him.  Honestly I believe that was true, but George lost his way through hubris and poor guidance.

[Usagi]

Good thing he didn't swallow. Or the "D"r would have had to go down his throat and done all sorts of "ungodly stuff"

Oh lord. Why do I do this to myself?

[imagine]

To be fair, George did not say 'Time to clean it up folks'. That was the moderator of the forum.

posted by thefamilyghost

My apologies as it was, indeed, the FF forum moderator, the former Linnea.  However I did notice that I am not the only one who made this mistake but I am the only one you've bothered to correct. Why?

[stevesh]

being barely able to call to his male assistant he travels everywhere with for help...

Sounds like that forum admin is one of us ...

[Scully]

Does he speak English to mom today?  She seems one his closest advisers and they seem to talk daily.  Do they not speak English?  Might explain something, maybe he does not "think" in English.

I believe it was on the recent 10th Anniversary Celebration when I heard George's mom call in and talk for a couple of minutes.  She sounded like a very nice lady who seemed well-spoken and called George "Honey" at least twice.  I detected no foreign accent at all.


I've never heard Noory speak of his mother as being foreign born, though he has often mentioned his father being born in Egypt when his family was on their way from Lebanon to the US.  Because of this (premature?) birth, the family stayed in Egypt for another 6 years before leaving to settle in the Dearborn, Michigan area.


Here's a picture of George's parents in recent years. His mom does look as if she may be of of Middle Eastern extraction, but I suspect she's not a first generation American.


I say George is on his own as to how he failed to learn learned to speak English. 

[Doomed]

That font.  That background.  It looks like the rejected pilot for a Christian Broadcasting Network morning show.

Deep Thoughts with George Noory
" I find myself wondering if Tommy is the reincarnation of my childhood puppy.
This makes me happy until he tries to hump my leg."

[PB the Deplorable]

... She sounded like a very nice lady who seemed well-spoken ... I've never heard Noory speak of his mother as being foreign born... His mom does look as if she may be of of Middle Eastern extraction, but I suspect she's not a first generation American.


I say George is on his own as to how he failed to learn learned to speak English. 

I vaguely remember George saying she was born in Boston (?), and even a couple tales from his childhood of when he went  to visit those relatives. 

He must be some sort of mama's boy, but picked up a few things such as communication ability and his love for animals from his hampster stompin' dad.

[Agent : Orange]

Deep Thoughts with George Noory
" I find myself wondering if Tommy is the reincarnation of my childhood puppy.
This makes me happy until he tries to hump my leg."

Whoa. Really? Please let this be an actual quote

[Scully]

I vaguely remember George saying she was born in Boston (?), and even a couple tales from his childhood of when he went  to visit those relatives. 

He must be some sort of mama's boy, but picked up a few things such as communication ability and his love for animals from his hampster stompin' dad.

Oh, that got a good belly laugh out of me, Paper*Boy ... thanks! 

[Juan]

being barely able to call to his male assistant he travels everywhere with for help...

Then why wasn't Tommy there at the convenience store when George ate the pizza roll?  Or did George buy the pizza rolls at the convenience store, then take them home and cook them?  That's never been clear.

[Sardondi]

Then why wasn't Tommy there at the convenience store when George ate the pizza roll?  Or did George buy the pizza rolls at the convenience store, then take them home and cook them?  That's never been clear.

I think it's important to ask: where was Tommy when the microwave was set for the pizza rolls?

This is every bit as important a question as Howard Baker's, "What did the President know, and when did he know it?". This could be part of a conspiracy the tentacles of which extend to unknown depths in the para/psi community. *dunnnh dunnnh duuuunnnnnnnnh*

[somatichypermutation]

Who knew? This is not the only noory sucks thread.

http://noorysucks.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=72298&start=1450&sid=00e3db5d1fa2ead7deaeb22942b19fad&view=print

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-The-Official-LOP-George-Noory-Sucks-Thread

[General Johnson Jameson]

I think it's important to ask: where was Tommy when the microwave was set for the pizza rolls? dunnnh duuuunnnnnnnnh*

I agree with this and will expand.
Could it have been an inside job to snuff Georje out? It was cleary an attack on his ability to speak imo, he was told how bad it may have been had he....swallowed.
A shadow rat attack?
The Paranormal?

[CrabbyOld Bat]

Let's stop making excuses for him. Snorge screws up words because he isn't very bright and has no apparent desire to improve any of his communication "skills". Period.

Both my parents were 1st generation Americans who grew up in homes that were non-English speaking. Both graduated high school but neither went to college. Yet they both had an infinitely better grasp of English than Snorge does.

Why Snorge chose to get into a career that depends largely on the ability to read, write and speak English well is beyond me. Why anyone chose to employ him -- or worse, continues to employ him -- is an even bigger mystery.