George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Juan]

Well, that clip answers several question.  sNoory took the pizza rolls home.  Tommy either didn't go to sNoory's house, or he had gone home earlier. sNoory says he followed the directions - not that he thought he did.  Sounds like libel to me. 


Tara, he implies that Tommy, because he was born in LA, is the only one who knows where the hospitals are.  I suppose if one has had all his medical needs met through turmeric, one may not know where the hospital is.

[Morgus]

Thanks for the clip; I finally heard it from the horse's mouth.  Why couldn't sNoory drive himself to the hospital?  As a woman I find he exhibits no traits that are the least bit masculine.   A big baby alright.

Noory said he was in excrutiating pain for days, so he couldn't drive.
He must have an extremely low pain threshold.
But luckily his faithful servant Tonto, or Tommy, was on his cellphone speed dial and he could text him a quick "HELP" message since he couldn't talk... 

[Morgus]

Another episode of Ancient Aliens come and gone with no sign of the Snorge.  It was about abductions - modern and proposed earlier ones as interpreted from ancient writings.  Nothing from or about Whitley either.  Linda had several comments though.

Even the Ancient Alien people have standards and are above a certain level of BS.

While Noory has been a no-show on Ancient Aliens this season other than perhaps a quick short comment on a couple episodes, Phillip Coppens has appeared on nearly every episode though he passed on months ago...

[Morgus]

I listened to the links and I wish I didn't. Noory is so full of shit. The pizza roll incident is fake. I'm guessing he wanted to share a drama with everybody but the only food item he could say on a regular basis was "pizza roll."  AND he's said it 1000 times since then.  I wish he would burn his mouth on Duck Cassoulet. Say that 1000 times Noory....you fraudulant attention craving fucking prick idiot bastard.   

and he seems to keep retelling the story after months now, he even told of showing his burned mouth to everyone he could with a flashlight.
who does something like that? 

[HorrorRetro]

The whole pizza roll incident defies logic. 

1) how does a 60-something-year-old man not know to check if food is scalding before he shoves it down his gob?  2)  Once there was a supposed burn, why not drink some cold water to get the burn under control?  Instead, he lets it sit there and supposedly burn though similar to Chernobyl melting down through the concrete containments 3)  If this burn was so severe, how/why did he just sit there until the next day and wait for Tommy to rescue him?  Surely, if you work and live in a city, you are familiar with the location of an urgent care center or hospital ER.

None of it makes any sense.  I mean, he would have to be completely oblivious not to know these things.  But, then again, we are talking about Noory.  There's something fundamentally wrong here.  He has no friends, no familiarity with his surroundings, no life skills to know how to stop a burn or how to treat it.  He comes off as mentally retarded, in my opinion. 

[coaster]

I've been working on a cartoon type video of noory telling his pizza roll story. should be pretty funny when its finished.

[lonevoice]

Look, I didn't like it when the two-wheelers demanded bike paths, but I kept my mouth shut and went along with it. But why do gays have to have homopaths? Why can't they just walk and run with the rest of us?  And I bet we can't even call it that either; we'll have to call them "Gay Ways" or something pc. The special treatment never ends...

[popple]

Oh lord. Why do I do this to myself?

Dr Tommy is here to operate. Say AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[CrabbyOld Bat]

I've been working on a cartoon type video of noory telling his pizza roll story. should be pretty funny when its finished.

Can't wait to see it!   

[popple]

Interesting that Wells did ANOTHER Friday night........the only explanation Noory had was that if his father were alive, he'd turn 90.  And.....so you are taking the night off?   I honestly think Wells may be easing his way into Friday and Saturday nights.

Jorch would never take the day off for this. What about all the lonely people at home without any friends who need to hear his voice? His listeners sound like haters    Anyways! He is probably undergoing a skin graft for his pizza roll burn. Since he has missed several Friday nights it's probably not his 1st.

[ziznak]

The pizza roll incident is by far such a hilarious event that I still am not bored with it even though we have beat it to death here.... we've had what like 7-8 looooong ass pizza roll discussions... brought the story up sooo many times and then let the hilarity ensue.  It inspired a handful of threads dedicated JUST to that story yet it still comes up.... and we love it.

thank you George Noory... your suckage makes for some of the funniest conversation on the web.

[Juan]

After reading all of this, I'm tempted to go to Publix and buy some pizza rolls.
If I wouldn't have to find my shoes, I'd probably do it.

[BigDave]

After reading all of this, I'm tempted to go to Publix and buy some pizza rolls.
If I wouldn't have to find my shoes, I'd probably do it.

That sounds like a good idea,George Noory pizza roll night

[PB the Deplorable]

The whole pizza roll incident defies logic. 

1) how does a 60-something-year-old man not know to check if food is scalding before he shoves it down his gob?  2)  Once there was a supposed burn, why not drink some cold water to get the burn under control?  Instead, he lets it sit there and supposedly burn though similar to Chernobyl melting down through the concrete containments 3)  If this burn was so severe, how/why did he just sit there until the next day and wait for Tommy to rescue him?  Surely, if you work and live in a city, you are familiar with the location of an urgent care center or hospital ER.

None of it makes any sense.  I mean, he would have to be completely oblivious not to know these things.  But, then again, we are talking about Noory.  There's something fundamentally wrong here.  He has no friends, no familiarity with his surroundings, no life skills to know how to stop a burn or how to treat it.  He comes off as mentally retarded, in my opinion.

First off, he says it felt cool on the outside.  Is there really someone out there that doesn't yet realize microwaves heat food from the inside out?  I guess if there are George would be one of them.  What a stupid uninformed person the Snorge insists on telling us he is.  Next he says he 'bit into' one.  These things are pretty small, and biting into one , well, it can't have been much.  He goes on to say he had it in his mouth for 5 seconds.  What took so long to spit it out - 5 seconds is an eternity when something is burning one's mouth.  Isn't he still claiming it bothers him?  Still?  Doesn't the mouth heal up pretty quickly?

He goes on to talk about involving Tommy and bringing a flashlight to work so anyone who wanted could take a look inside his mouth.  Ok, no one does something like this - it sounds like he's trying to 'prove' the story is real by claiming others saw it. 

So many of his stories just don't ring true yet make him seem creepy, and this is another one.  I don't believe this story. 

[PB the Deplorable]

The pizza roll incident is by far such a hilarious event that I still am not bored with it even though we have beat it to death here.... we've had what like 7-8 looooong ass pizza roll discussions... brought the story up sooo many times and then let the hilarity ensue.  It inspired a handful of threads dedicated JUST to that story yet it still comes up.... and we love it.

thank you George Noory... your suckage makes for some of the funniest conversation on the web.

A Snorge story on the heels of his Mexican 'kidnapping' event.  When the Pizza Roll tale dies down, he'll come up with something new.

[Sardondi]

Exactly what I saw in my head...

[lonevoice]

Exactly what I saw in my head...

Exactly the voice I heard in my head when I read your post.  Good job!

[somatichypermutation]

Jorch would never take the day off for this. What about all the lonely people at home without any friends who need to hear his voice? His listeners sound like haters    Anyways! He is probably undergoing a skin graft for his pizza roll burn. Since he has missed several Friday nights it's probably not his 1st.

George has used any excuse to end the Friday show early or skip it.  Remember the insufferable Morgus half hour he ended every week with when he started.? May be a sign of incredible laziness.

[PB the Deplorable]

... May be a sign of incredible laziness.

And boredom. 

He's got to be as bored as he is boring.  Yet that's the choice he makes with the direction of he show and lack of show prep.

[Sardondi]

George has used any excuse to end the Friday show early or skip it.  Remember the insufferable Morgus half hour he ended every week with when he started.? May be a sign of incredible laziness.

And boredom.   
He's got to be as bored as he is boring.  Yet that's the choice he makes with the direction of he show and lack of show prep.

Maybe he's in a hurry because Friday is Weekly Big Fun Night with Ms. Piggy....

[General Johnson Jameson]

Sucks indeed.

[Usagi]

Sucks indeed.

Ha.  Coincidentally, I saw this for the first time today.  (I desperately needed to distract myself from what I'm supposed to be doing, so, you know, why not google "coastgab"?)  I discovered three things:

1.  Those Zazzle t-shirts with "George Noory Sucks" and "Is it a portal"?  How does that work?  Did MV or someone here do it?  Is it some crazy automated algorithm that suggests t-shirts and we just type "George Noory Sucks" a whole hell of a lot?
2.  A shout-out to Coastgab on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Coast to Coast.
3.  Some twerp named phantomdriver on some private Dreamland forum says "The people at coastgab.com are losers."

Fascinating!

[ufogadfly]

First off, he says it felt cool on the outside.  Is there really someone out there that doesn't yet realize microwaves heat food from the inside out?  I guess if there are George would be one of them.  What a stupid uninformed person the Snorge insists on telling us he is.  Next he says he 'bit into' one.  These things are pretty small, and biting into one , well, it can't have been much.  He goes on to say he had it in his mouth for 5 seconds.  What took so long to spit it out - 5 seconds is an eternity when something is burning one's mouth.  Isn't he still claiming it bothers him?  Still?  Doesn't the mouth heal up pretty quickly?

He goes on to talk about involving Tommy and bringing a flashlight to work so anyone who wanted could take a look inside his mouth.  Ok, no one does something like this - it sounds like he's trying to 'prove' the story is real by claiming others saw it. 

So many of his stories just don't ring true yet make him seem creepy, and this is another one.  I don't believe this story.

I think disGeorge has achieved what he wanted: to get us posting more about the stupid-ass pizza roll than about his incredible (sorry, George for stealing your favorite adjective) ineptitude.

[Elflord]

Sucks indeed.

That is 100% true.

[Meanandnasty]

That is 100% true.

And the model is.....you cannot see the face. . . none other than. . 

[ItsOver]

I'm listening to a "Somewhere in Time" broadcast from 1997 tonight.  Sixteen freaking years ago and Art sounds so good compared to the Nooron and his lame crap fest.  So much for progress. 

[popple]

He goes on to say he had it in his mouth for 5 seconds.  What took so long to spit it out - 5 seconds is an eternity when something is burning one's mouth.  Isn't he still claiming it bothers him?  Still?  Doesn't the mouth heal up pretty quickly?

I think he once said it was stuck there like cement or something.  His slow tongue could not lick it off and spit it out.

[Doomed]

I think it's possible. One thing here..if one could not tune Art in on the radio, it was possible to listen via the internet..FREE. I don't know how the numbers could ever be tallied up, but I was one of those free listeners. Look at what we have now just to add insult to injury 

Thats just it though. Back in Arts day, NOT finding him somewhere on the AM dial was damn near impossible, unless you lived in a hole or were dealing with extreme interference of some type.
I was camping up in the Cascades and had my trusty portable radio with me. I was sitting there, listening to Art, and I suddenly got the notion to see how many stations I could pull in that were carrying Arts program. From 530 kilohertz all the way to the top of the dial, (1700 kh) I was able to detect 19 stations from my vantage point on the side of a mountain.
Seven of those were varified 50 thousand watt flamethrowers. The rest were mid range down to the peashooters.
Noory has lost many of the big stations, hence the increase in stations, most being 5k or less. These days C2C will grab any station just to stay in a given market.

[thefamilyghost]

Ha.  Coincidentally, I saw this for the first time today.  (I desperately needed to distract myself from what I'm supposed to be doing, so, you know, why not google "coastgab"?)  I discovered three things:

1.  Those Zazzle t-shirts with "George Noory Sucks" and "Is it a portal"?  How does that work?  Did MV or someone here do it?  Is it some crazy automated algorithm that suggests t-shirts and we just type "George Noory Sucks" a whole hell of a lot?
2.  A shout-out to Coastgab on the Encyclopedia Dramatica page for Coast to Coast.
3.  Some twerp named phantomdriver on some private Dreamland forum says "The people at coastgab.com are losers."

Fascinating!

I like the 'sucks' part in red..its like the shirt is urgently telling people GN sucks and they need to know right now!!


as for 3. , time for forum war!

[CampsieNP]

Thats just it though. Back in Arts day, NOT finding him somewhere on the AM dial was damn near impossible, unless you lived in a hole or were dealing with extreme interference of some type.
I was camping up in the Cascades and had my trusty portable radio with me. I was sitting there, listening to Art, and I suddenly got the notion to see how many stations I could pull in that were carrying Arts program. From 530 kilohertz all the way to the top of the dial, (1700 kh) I was able to detect 19 stations from my vantage point on the side of a mountain.
Seven of those were varified 50 thousand watt flamethrowers. The rest were mid range down to the peashooters.
Noory has lost many of the big stations, hence the increase in stations, most being 5k or less. These days C2C will grab any station just to stay in a given market.

I did this one night while camping myself! I did not count the stations, but I was scrolling the dial and one Art Bell station rolled right into the other. It was incredible; he had the whole dial covered. Now, I can only get 1100 am out of Cleveland and that is about it. So I have to imagine the show is dying a slow death. So sad.