Billy Meier - Michael Horn

[BellBoy]

I'd love to see their reactions.  "We've gathered you all here, the smartest and most powerful, to discuss a bearded goat fucker's fascination with trash can lids and Dean Martin."

To be fair, I'm sure they are very attractive goats.


(Yes, this is an actual album)

[Claudius]

Two honest questions for ya Michael:

1. Why would these aliens choose to contact Billy? Why not just land on the White House lawn, or contact someone like Carl Sagan while he was alive? Certainly Carl Sagan making such claims would have been taken much more seriously than a random Swiss farmer?

2. Has anyone ever told you you look a bit like Lee Van Cleef?

[coaster]

Van Cleef would be rolling in his grave.

[MichaelHorn]

Now there's even MORE to be...thankful for:

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/25/q-a-from-debut-of-the-resonance-ufo-film/

[SredniVashtar]

2. Has anyone ever told you you look a bit like Lee Van Cleef?

A retarded, miniaturised Lee van Cleef. Every family has a member they are a little ashamed of; perhaps Michael van Cleef spent most of his life shut up in an attic somewhere and suddenly escaped, thus explaining his rather rudimentary social skills.

[coaster]

Most cults share news and information with their supporters and followers. Meier's bullshit is so bad that Horn has to share it with people who don't even care. Reduced to trolling forums where the only response is ridicule and laughter. It really shows how hard Meier's cult has failed. What a tremendous waste of time.

[BellBoy]

Most cults share news and information with their supporters and followers. Meier's bullshit is so bad that Horn has to share it with people who don't even care. Reduced to trolling forums where the only response is ridicule and laughter. It really shows how hard Meier's cult has failed. What a tremendous waste of time.

He apparently has a new convert in Dave Noory.

[Yorkshire pud]

La la la la la la la la la la lalalala I can't hear you...complete utter bolox la la la lalalala

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Now there's even MORE to be...thankful for:

I'd settle for a reasonable explanation of why you claimed the Playdohan's 1981 prediction pertained to both the 2005 Paris riots and the recent terror attacks there.  If you can do that, I'll give you a drumstick.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

This year, I'm especially thankful that the Wienerians gave Ferdi Mayer the recipe for their succulent turbaconducken!

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd settle for a reasonable explanation of why you claimed the Playdohan's 1981 prediction pertained to both the 2005 Paris riots and the recent terror attacks there.  If you can do that, I'll give you a drumstick.

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous comment from Mr Horn...

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

A roundtable discussion with ex-presidents and scientists to discuss Billy Meier. I am not exaggerating here when I say that is the hardest I have laughed in ages. Holy shit thats hilarious.

This is about the most distinguished roundtable discussion panel he'll ever be able to assemble.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous comment from Mr Horn...

I can't hear you because of the noise from all the crickets coming from Mr. Horn's location.

[coaster]

He still hasn't answered the pterodactyl question..

[henge0stone]

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[henge0stone]

“I know that the picture of myself and Susie is from the Dean Martin show when the Golddiggers were guests on the show. I think it is about 1971 and I did wear my hair with little curls at the side of my face.  It amazes me that he chose that picture. I guess it was when they did the reruns in Europe. I do not want anyone thinking I am causing any problems. I am simply stating the truth involved with these pictures.  I just know a picture of myself when I see one, as anyone else would. I know it is from a segment when The Golddiggers would sit around Dean Martin and sing beautiful ballads called ‘Welcome To My World.’”

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[Yorkshire pud]

He still hasn't answered the pterodactyl question..

Oh he 'explained' that one by saying the publishers of the book copied the image Billy boy had. It's amazing how an obscure one armed Swiss bloke's dalliances on other planets made it back so that the exact copy of the image would be printed in a book.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh he 'explained' that one by saying the publishers of the book copied the image Billy boy had.

Oh god. Did he really say that?

[Auslandia]

Now there's even MORE to be...thankful for:

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/25/q-a-from-debut-of-the-resonance-ufo-film/

Why bother posting here?  Lol it's doing more harm than good.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh god. Did he really say that?

Yep. Two or three pages back.

[BellBoy]

You look a bit like Lee Van Cleef's penis.

FIFY

[Yorkshire pud]

Another cult leader writes:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34930772

A communist accused of presiding over a cult in London has told a court he can "initiate" an "electronic satellite warfare machine" called Jackie.
Aravindan Balakrishnan, 75, denies charges including rape, indecent assault, false imprisonment and child cruelty.
He told Southwark Crown Court that 'Jackie' was invisible, but had been built by the Communist Party of China.
"It can pull your head out from your body," he said.
'Jackie'
Mr Balakrishnan said 'Jackie' was an acronym for Jehova, Allah, Christ, Krishna, Immortal, Easwaran.
Asked for an example of the machine in action, he told the court in January 1986 a female member of the collective was "challenging" him and the same day the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded.
Mr Balakrishnan's barrister, Adam Wiseman, asked him to explain how it worked.
"I can't tell you where it is because it might put you to sleep," he replied.
Mr Wiseman responded: "It's a risk I am able to bear."
'No force involved'
Mr Balakrishnan earlier told the court he was the "focus of competition" between his female followers, saying a woman he is alleged to have sexually assaulted competed for his attention with the mother of his child.
He insisted that two women in the commune had "pushed" him to have sex.

[Centurion40]

I listened to the show on Youtube.  Apart from the fact that it is all made-up and Noory threw nothing but softballs, I must say that Horn came off MUCH better than the douchebag he appears to be in these forums.

I find the overall world view fascinating, especially in light of the way that I perceive the general bent of UFO devotees these days. In my observation, the dominant gist is that there are many versions of aliens and inter-dimensional beings flying around, scaring people, abducting people, and/or secretly running the world. But to my surprise, that is not what Meier and Horn are pitching.  I believe that Horn said that Meier is stating that there is only one group of aliens that bothers with us earthlings and they don't flit around everywhere causing UFO sightings; those sightings are predominantly experimental military vehicles.  They don't abduct anyone and they don't run the government.  They are only here to help guide us past killing and swindling each other, and to help us stop poisoning the earth; then we might be able to ascend and join the intergalactic community.  But conveniently they only speak through Meier....  :  Interestingly there do not seem to be any recent Meier pictures either.

[BellBoy]

...But conveniently they only speak through Meier....

Funny, that. You'd think that such an advanced race would be better able to communicate their message to the masses. Imagine the impact the Plejaren could have made on the future of mankind, if they would only have had the foresight to send, for example, two of their more attractive emissaries to appear on a hugely popular television show.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  They are only here to help guide us past killing and swindling each other, and to help us stop poisoning the earth...

One would think such advanced beings would have a more developed ability to communicate and have better persuasion skills.  As ineffectual as they've been, perhaps they should have stuck with building pyramids and stuff. 

[PB the Deplorable]

... In my observation, the dominant gist is that there are many versions of aliens and inter-dimensional beings flying around, scaring people, abducting people, and/or secretly running the world. But to my surprise, that is not what Meier and Horn are pitching.  I believe that Horn said that Meier is stating that there is only one group of aliens that bothers with us earthlings and they don't flit around everywhere causing UFO sightings...

The debate we need to have on this is Michael vs Whitley

[MichaelHorn]

Well it looks like fabulous good fortune has been visited upon you again!

I speak, inform and correct the masses:

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/25/q-a-from-debut-of-the-resonance-ufo-film/

…and it’s all free and larger than life of course.

P.S. Lovely 8” x 10” autographed photos (glossy) WILL be available in time for the holidays. Suitable for framing, they make a lovely addition to any home.

[SredniVashtar]

Well it looks like fabulous good fortune has been visited upon you again!

Oh gawd, the anthropocock has come back to bore the arse off everyone once again.

I think the only good fortune we are all interested in here is you fucking off and being annoying someplace else.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Oh gawd, the anthropocock has come back to bore the arse off everyone once again.

I think the only good fortune we are all interested in here is you fucking off and being annoying someplace else.

I have a bad feeling he'll never go away now that he knows somebody thinks he looks like Lee Van Cleef.  That's why people shouldn't feed stray dogs if they don't want them hanging around all the time.

[henge0stone]

Funny, that. You'd think that such an advanced race would be better able to communicate their message to the masses. Imagine the impact the Plejaren could have made on the future of mankind, if they would only have had the foresight to send, for example, two of their more attractive emissaries to appear on a hugely popular television show.

It is funny how you can see the lines on the TV