Billy Meier - Michael Horn

[Yorkshire pud]

I believe you would be laughed (with all due deference) off the shoulder or just ignored altogether. Lulz are funny when you live in the dark underneath a troll bridge, but outside of the swamp, there are real human beings who know how to preemptively spot a muck-face and know how to pity one even before they open their mouths.

Mike, is that you?

[TylerRutland]

Not at all. Give me a chance, and see.

[BellBoy]

I believe you would be laughed (with all due deference) off the shoulder or just ignored altogether. Lulz are funny when you live in the dark underneath a troll bridge, but outside of the swamp, there are real human beings who know how to preemptively spot a muck-face and know how to pity one even before they open their mouths.

I'm called Tyler, and I'll share a tale with you.

Hooray! Michael's back... and with a brand new user account. Personally, I think you should have gone with MikeHunt but TylerRutland works too, in a "George Noory a.k.a. Dexter Monterey" kind of way. Welcome and post often, Michael... erm, Dexter... erm, Tyler!

[Yorkshire pud]

Hooray! Michael's back... and with a brand new user account. Personally, I think you should have gone with MikeHunt but TylerRutland works too, in a "George Noory a.k.a. Dexter Monterey" kind of way. Welcome and post often, Michael... erm, Dexter... erm, Tyler!

There is the look of a documentary about a gay pride rally. Mike? Your new avenue when Billyboy shuffles off this mortal coil.

[TylerRutland]

B-Cancer.



You would not even bother to track my personality now in order to dredge up my past for fodder, even when I've left my email and my real name out for you to pick and pry apart? You are becoming lazy as you get old and uglier, and your gray hair is starting to show. You were never so lazy before, and you had a great time destroying lives back before the cancer that you are chewed you out from within and left your humour pale and sad.

I would expect more wit from you, but you could never live up to the legacy of the lulz that came before you, of course.

[BellBoy]

B-Cancer.



You would not even bother to track my personality now in order to dredge up my past for fodder, even when I've left my email and my real name out for you to pick and pry apart? You are becoming lazy as you get old and uglier, and your gray hair is starting to show. You were never so lazy before, and you had a great time destroying lives back before the cancer that you are chewed you out from within and left your humour pale and sad.

I would expect more wit from you, but you could never live up to the legacy of the lulz that came before you, of course.

Look! Michael discovered 4Chan and thought he'd give "trolling" a go. Welcome to 2004, Michael... How cute!

[TylerRutland]

Michael is also much too old to remember you, B-Cancer. But I'm not. And I know well enough to call you by your true name instead of calling you by human names which you already traded in for your cancer long ago.

[TylerRutland]

What is sad and cute are your jokes that become weaker and more contrived and hackneyed as time goes on, but our strength grows. You will eventually run out of memes and then you will die because there is nothing of value in you. You are the waste and human rubbish that 4chan left behind when it became Anonymous, who did not make the cut because you had no useful skills and had no bravery or courage to join anything larger than yourselves. I know that your days are numbered.

[Yorkshire pud]

Michael is also much too old to remember you, B-Cancer. But I'm not. And I know well enough to call you by your true name instead of calling you by human names which you already traded in for your cancer long ago.

Mikey babes; you're among friends, no need to be aggressive. Now, tell us, what's eating you up now? Lack of subscribers? Space people not returning your calls? Tell us, we'll try to help.

[BellBoy]

Mikey babes; you're among friends, no need to be aggressive. Now, tell us, what's eating you up now? Lack of subscribers? Space people not returning your calls? Tell us, we'll try to help.

Exactly Micheal, relax... let your hair down. Wait, what?

[TylerRutland]

https://www.youtube.com/v/qzV5Vtl3aVE

[Yorkshire pud]

https://www.youtube.com/v/qzV5Vtl3aVE

I think the light on your ear has a certain something. Apologies for believing you to be Mikey, but he has form on this. So, why this thread as your opening gambit?

[TylerRutland]

It's nothing more than a proving and practice grounds for me. I took the challenge.

[BellBoy]

https://www.youtube.com/v/qzV5Vtl3aVE

So Tyler, are you a true beleiver? Nice spooky video, BTW... all "dark" and "scary". Ben jij een tovenaar, Tyler?

[Yorkshire pud]

It's nothing more than a proving and practice grounds for me. I took the challenge.

This thread a challenge? Oh dear, you should leave the politics thread alone then...

[TylerRutland]

Actually, what I wrote about my reasons for coming here does not exactly represent the whole truth. I was also enraged when I saw you all taking turns at Michael Horn for your own amusement and slapping each other on the backs in the interim earlier today.

And, of course not. If I believed then I would be no more able to stand up to you than any other religious person who is taught nothing about their own personal power, and who would have easily cow-towed once you wielded your uncreative and weak might. If I was a true believer, you would have bested me easily because I would have not had any persistence or resolve against your lame shots.

And no, I'm not a wizard.

[Yorkshire pud]

Actually, what I wrote about my reasons for coming here does not exactly represent the whole truth. I was also enraged when I saw you all taking turns at Michael Horn for your own amusement and slapping each other on the backs in the interim earlier today.

And, of course not. If I believed then I would be no more able to stand up to you than any other religious person who is taught nothing about their own personal power, and who would have easily cow-towed once you wielded your uncreative and weak might. If I was a true believer, you would have bested me easily because I would have not had any persistence or resolve against your lame shots.

And no, I'm not a wizard.

No, you're not... Of that we can be sure. 

[BellBoy]

Actually, what I wrote about my reasons for coming here does not exactly represent the whole truth. I was also enraged when I saw you all taking turns at Michael Horn for your own amusement and slapping each other on the backs in the interim earlier today.

And, of course not. If I believed then I would be no more able to stand up to you than any other religious person who is taught nothing about their own personal power, and who would have easily cow-towed once you wielded your uncreative and weak might. If I was a true believer, you would have bested me easily because I would have not had any persistence or resolve against your lame shots.

And no, I'm not a wizard.

So, you are Michael Horn's "White Knight" then.

From looking at your FaceBook page, it looks like you want to be a true believer, Tyler.

Sorry about your illness. Hopefully you'll recover fully, soon.

[TylerRutland]

Call me what you like, it really doesn't matter to me. I already know that you will go back to slandering the people who are working hard to improve the sorry state of affairs on this gloomy planet by bringing a bit of light to it through the form of an instructive teaching and predictive warnings, all in the hopes of turning around the tide of wars, famines, rampant unemployment, psychopathic priests, religious corruption, and a lot more social issues that you have no idea about. But, you are trolls living under a bridge so I couldn't expect you to see the world beyond your small windows. So be it.

As for me, toward the end, I only wanted to see you lose your gusto for a moment and be the one to lose face, which I did. Part of me needed to have that experience due to another troll who got me when I was just a youth myself, although I'll say that he was a bit sharper than you lot. Although, not much really, since you wield such a weak and lame might.

I also already knew that you would find a way to get it back and resume your attacks, once you had a bit of time to lick your wounds. You are predictable, very much so. Do you want to remain that way forever, I wonder?

Now I've got a notch for my own belt so I'm satisfied. Although, I'll say Michael .. if I did interfere in your work, will you forgive this initiate his mistake?

And for you guys, don't be so daft and obtuse when you're being handed something valuable to consider for free. Now I speak to you as human beings, so have some dignity for a change and show that you're not just a cancer spot on the Internet. Eh? 'Cause your time is really up soon, and your lamer and lamer memes attest to that fact.

[PB the Deplorable]

... psychopathic priests...

So you have met Michael.

[TylerRutland]

From looking at your FaceBook page, it looks like you want to be a true believer, Tyler.

Sorry about your illness. Hopefully you'll recover fully, soon.

You have no idea of the kind of true words you just wrote. I could thank you for the nice sentiment, but you neither understand the full scope of what you just wrote, nor what it means to me as a student and initiate.

[TylerRutland]

So you have met Michael.

No, I have never met him. He lives in the US and I live in Canada. But I have met one conscienceless person now through the Internet. Tonight it was, in fact.

[Ciardelo]

TL:DR

Yet you still say you are not a sock puppet??? You can't keep your bloviated style hidden! Why don't you try a shitload of badly misspelled words to make it look like a third person like you do on your website?

[Yorkshire pud]

Call me what you like, it really doesn't matter to me. I already know that you will go back to slandering the people who are working hard to improve the sorry state of affairs on this gloomy planet by bringing a bit of light to it through the form of an instructive teaching and predictive warnings, all in the hopes of turning around the tide of wars, famines, rampant unemployment, psychopathic priests, religious corruption, and a lot more social issues that you have no idea about. But, you are trolls living under a bridge so I couldn't expect you to see the world beyond your small windows. So be it.

As for me, toward the end, I only wanted to see you lose your gusto for a moment and be the one to lose face, which I did. Part of me needed to have that experience due to another troll who got me when I was just a youth myself, although I'll say that he was a bit sharper than you lot. Although, not much really, since you wield such a weak and lame might.

I also already knew that you would find a way to get it back and resume your attacks, once you had a bit of time to lick your wounds. You are predictable, very much so. Do you want to remain that way forever, I wonder?

Now I've got a notch for my own belt so I'm satisfied. Although, I'll say Michael .. if I did interfere in your work, will you forgive this initiate his mistake?

And for you guys, don't be so daft and obtuse when you're being handed something valuable to consider for free. Now I speak to you as human beings, so have some dignity for a change and show that you're not just a cancer spot on the Internet. Eh? 'Cause your time is really up soon, and your lamer and lamer memes attest to that fact.

You see, stuff like that is why we can't have nice things. You rattle on in that pretentious, assumed superiority way that all disciples of woo woo do. Just because you think you're intellectually superior, doesn't make it so. Neither does it make anyone else inferior to you. Your specialism questions tonight deal with.....Billy Meier. Woopeee dooo! You have absolutely no idea about anyone else's abilities, knowledge, qualifications or foresight.

Try again; and this time cut the superiority complex crap..

[BellBoy]

No, I have never met him. He lives in the US and I live in Canada. But I have met one conscienceless person now through the Internet. Tonight it was, in fact.

God luck with your cult, Tyler. As for your illness? See a doctor, a real doctor.

[Yorkshire pud]

God luck with your cult, Tyler. As for your illness? See a doctor, a real doctor.

You mean space people won't help him? Bastard.

[BellBoy]

You mean space people won't help him? Bastard.

That's not his path. At least he didn't have to have his fucking arm ripped off. 

[BellBoy]

You have no idea of the kind of true words you just wrote. I could thank you for the nice sentiment, but you neither understand the full scope of what you just wrote, nor what it means to me as a student and initiate.

Your mom is kind'a hot, Tyler... is she a true believer too? Wow! She does Kendo, SWORD Kendo. I'll bet she's fit!

[TylerRutland]

Well, Yorshire - I wish I could call you by your real name, because you handed me a useful lesson. Thanks. And, apologies now too for taking a small victory so far that I lost sight and became pretentious. It might mean nothing to you, but as an initiate I run into these mistakes all the time. But, I'll say that it's a lot nicer to try and learn from them rather than fear what the priests promise is in store for arrogance. Doesn't excuse anything though, so - my apologies.

You mean space people won't help him? Bastard.

Now I'll be more laid back, or attempt to be anyway. And, I get you are probably being some kind of sarcasm, though the truth is they have already helped. No I never met one and never will, but they dropped a "few" books off for anybody's perusal. As hard as they can be to digest and handle at times.

Your mom is kind'a hot, Tyler... is she a true believer too? Wow! She does Kendo, SWORD Kendo. I'll bet she's fit!

That's low. I'll apologise to Yorkshire who after all seems to me to be a decent human being, but you, whatever your real name is, are just nasty to make comments after a guy's mom to his "face". But I feel sorry for your mom more than mine, since I respect my mom enough not to talk about yours like that, and you obviously do not respect your own not to talk about mine.

[BellBoy]

Well, Yorshire - I wish I could call you by your real name, because you handed me a useful lesson. Thanks. And, apologies now too for taking a small victory so far that I lost sight and became pretentious. It might mean nothing to you, but as an initiate I run into these mistakes all the time. But, I'll say that it's a lot nicer to try and learn from them rather than fear what the priests promise is in store for arrogance. Doesn't excuse anything though, so - my apologies.

Now I'll be more laid back, or attempt to be anyway. And, I get you are probably being some kind of sarcasm, though the truth is they have already helped. No I never met one and never will, but they dropped a "few" books off for anybody's perusal. As hard as they can be to digest and handle at times.

That's low. I'll apologise to Yorkshire who after all seems to me to be a decent human being, but you, whatever your real name is, are just nasty to make comments after a guy's mom to his "face". But I feel sorry for your mom more than mine, since I respect my mom enough not to talk about yours like that, and you obviously do not respect your own not to talk about mine.

Apologies Tyler, I really was trying to pay her a compliment. I know that it's not easy for a woman, her age, to keep it all together. So many just let themselves go after having children. I know my own mother sure did, bless her heart. Is your mom OK with your decision to utilize a regimen of fairy-tale spaceman woo to treat your illness?