Billy Meier - Michael Horn

[TylerRutland]

I wouldn't want that kind of remark for my own mother personally.

I really cannot think of a proper way to respond to what you just posted after that, now. Perhaps in the morning. I came in thinking to support Michael Horn, and now don't see much left for me to say. So, goodnight.

[Auslandia]

 I wouldn't bother.  It's not going to change anything. I can see your point about the ganging up & backslapping but at the same time, Horn is known to be aggressive and a bit high & mighty.  This is just the WRONG forum for him to post in.  He's only going to attract negative attention here.  Aside from you (apparently) and a short list of others, nobody at Bellgab takes him seriously.  He's in the Ed Dames/Steven Greer category of clown.

[PB the Deplorable]

It's nothing more than a proving and practice grounds for me. I took the challenge.

Are you telling us this is something akin to a final exam for a Trolling 101 course?

Dang Tyler, your posts don't have quite the anger, bile, and derangement one would expect from a Michael Horn disciple, but read more like something from a zonked out Hari Krishna cultist.  Setting that aside, what can you tell us about daily life inside the Horn/Meier community? 

Are you really from Canada?  The reason I ask is because your wording, grammar, and phrasing in English - while quite good - are just enough off in places that it's easy to tell your original language is neither English nor French.

[Art]

Tell me your secrets, Billy!

[ACE of CLUBS]

God luck with your cult, Tyler. As for your illness? See a doctor, a real doctor.

Tried turmeric ?

[MV/Liberace!]

...I guess the rest of the cool aid drinkers are just gonna be sitting around reminiscing over faded photo albums and humping that tree hole.

heh heh

[Centurion40]

Pssst!, Centurion40, he thinks he has a fresh fish on the line. Jerk around a bit and report back, accordingly. 

Been busy and away for awhile.  Mike messaged his e-mail to me and I thanked him.  I have not e-mailed him.  I may or may not, I don't really know.  Personal e-mail has become somewhat... intimate; reserved for family and friends.  Therefore I have a sense that I won't contact him outside of this forum, but I will read-up on some of his links to see if I can decipher the info that I seek.

I'm not really interested in toying with people; but calling "bullshit" when it is presented, IMHO, is not toying.  I think that the Meier evidence is staged, no matter what anyone says.  My eyes have shown my brain all that it needs to know.

But I am sincerely interested in people's religious views, especially if these views are new to me.  When it comes to religion, there is no proof or evidence, only belief.  The whole religious angle of UFO's, ET's, shadow people, etc. is fascinating.  Meier (or Michael) appears drawn a line where the other UFO types are politely being called bullshit artists.  This is amazing.  They are claiming that only their experiences are real... that only their religion (not that they seem to be defining their information as religion) is the true path.  Again, it is interesting to see how their world-view and eschatology differs from Icke, Greer, or Hancock.

[MichaelHorn]

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/12/08/unfit-to-lead/

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/12/06/youtube-censors-billy-meier-islamist-attack-warnings/

[BellBoy]

...It's pointless otherwise to post info here.

http://billymeierisfullofshit.com/come-hump-the-tree-hole-with-us/

http://michaelhornthetalkingpenis.com/gee-i-really-do-look-just-like-a-penis/

You just don't learn, do you Michael?

[SredniVashtar]

You just don't learn, do you Michael?

I think this thread is overdue a change of title. This guy out-Falkie's Falkie sometimes. He'll be asking for us to donate to pay to keep the lights on next.

[BellBoy]

...He'll be asking for us to donate to pay to keep the lights on next.

No doubt, but I'm quite sure that when the aged, one-armed goat fucker finally kicks the bucket, Michael Horn will be passing out the kool-aid, 'on the house'.

[Roswells, Art]

I think this thread is overdue a change of title. This guy out-Falkie's Falkie sometimes.

Wow! That is just what i was thinking, Sredni.

[Yorkshire pud]

I think this thread is overdue a change of title. This guy out-Falkie's Falkie sometimes. He'll be asking for us to donate to pay to keep the lights on next.

Shall we move the motion? Ahem.

Those in favour of a name change?

[Yorkshire pud]

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/12/08/unfit-to-lead/

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/12/06/youtube-censors-billy-meier-islamist-attack-warnings/

Precis Mike?

[Roswells, Art]

Shall we move the motion? Ahem.

Those in favour of a name change?

Might as well just merge the Falkie thread and this one.

[SredniVashtar]

Might a well just merge the threads.

Falkie's such an ungrateful prick, it would serve him right if we abandoned him and went after Horn instead. That fat oaf thinks he can stay away and make us pine for him, and then when he comes back nobody will give a shit! Horn needs to be a bit more sharing with his biographical details though. I want to know what he had for dinner, for example, and what his apartment looks like. He already has the Falkie habit of inventing lame nicknames for people. Isn't that right, B-cancer?

[BellBoy]

Falkie's such an ungrateful prick, it would serve him right if we abandoned him and went after Horn instead. That fat oaf thinks he can stay away and make us pine for him, and then when he comes back nobody will give a shit! Horn needs to be a bit more sharing with his biographical details though. I want to know what he had for dinner, for example, and what his apartment looks like. He already has the Falkie habit of inventing lame nicknames for people. Isn't that right, B-cancer?

B-cancer, here.

That was actually one of his unfortunate (and possibly mentally ill) 'initiates' from the cult. I assumed it was one of Horn's sock-puppet accounts, but after a bit of poking, it became apparent that it was just some dumb Nederlander, living in Canada, that thinks Meier, Horn and their woo-woo cult are going to cure his illness.

I felt a bit sorry for him, actually and backed off... even though he'd supplied more than enough personal information to seriously fuck with his life. You'd think he would know better, as he'd also stated that he'd been severely trolled online, when he was younger. Hence, the B-Cancer...

[Roswells, Art]

Falkie's such an ungrateful prick, it would serve him right if we abandoned him and went after Horn instead. That fat oaf thinks he can stay away and make us pine for him, and then when he comes back nobody will give a shit! Horn needs to be a bit more sharing with his biographical details though. I want to know what he had for dinner, for example, and what his apartment looks like. He already has the Falkie habit of inventing lame nicknames for people. Isn't that right, B-cancer?

I would like to know if his bedroom is colder than his living room and by how many degrees and if he will turn up the thermostat next time he goes in there if he remembers.

[Yorkshire pud]

B-cancer, here.

At least your new nickname was only two syllables; mine ran into several volumes and he still got the basic recipe wrong. I was wronged.

[SredniVashtar]

B-cancer, here.

That was actually one of his unfortunate (and possibly mentally ill) 'initiates' from the cult. I assumed it was one of Horn's sock-puppet accounts, but after a bit of poking, it became apparent that it was just some dumb Nederlander, living in Canada, that thinks Meier, Horn and their woo-woo cult are going to cure his illness.

I felt a bit sorry for him, actually and backed off... even though he'd supplied more than enough personal information to seriously fuck with his life. You'd think he would know better, as he'd also stated that he'd been seriously trolled online when he was younger.

Oh, I assumed that anyone supporting Horn is actually Horn wearing a false moustache. That's the darker side to all of this nonsense - Horn might be an unpleasant, delusional moron, but he is also conning vulnerable people at the same time. When you are desperate you are going to turn to anything to make your life better, even if it is as daft as involving flying hub caps.

[Yorkshire pud]

I would like to know if his bedroom is colder than his living room and by how many degrees and if he will turn up the thermostat next time he goes in there if he remembers.

I don't think MH will trouble himself with such primitive things such as a thermostat. He will have custom moon beams that generate their own heat to warm his rooms that have been made by the space people. The space people attend to his every need, being... (cont: pp94)

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, I assumed that anyone supporting Horn is actually Horn wearing a false moustache. That's the darker side to all of this nonsense - Horn might be an unpleasant, delusional moron, but he is also conning vulnerable people at the same time. When you are desperate you are going to turn to anything to make your life better, even if it is as daft as involving flying hub caps.

That's the rub and why the likes of Micheal 'twat' Horn should be thrown in jail or marooned on a remote island in the Southern Ocean, near Antarctica. He gives false hope to the vulnerable and such as Heavens Gate happen. They're as bad as any mass murderer.

[SredniVashtar]

That's the rub and why the likes of Micheal 'twat' Horn should be thrown in jail or marooned on a remote island in the Southern Ocean, near Antarctica. He gives false hope to the vulnerable and such as Heavens Gate happen. They're as bad as any mass murderer.

He's got a point:





They both creep the shit out of me.

[BellBoy]

He's got a point:





They both creep the shit out of me.

It's in the eyes... the beady, little reptilian eyes.

(and even all the stopped clocks, up north, are right at least two times a day... they really should pay their fucking electricity bill)

[BellBoy]

That's the rub and why the likes of Micheal 'twat' Horn should be thrown in jail or marooned on a remote island in the Southern Ocean, near Antarctica. He gives false hope to the vulnerable and such as Heavens Gate happen. They're as bad as any mass murderer.

I wonder if Meier and Horn will want their 'initiates' to cut off their weiners and stuff them in the tree hole before they drink the kool-aid?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

At least your new nickname was only two syllables; mine ran into several volumes and he still got the basic recipe wrong. I was wronged.

The recipe doesn't matter as long as MH regards you as his little puff pastry who makes his own gravy.  And I hate to go all language cop here, but "B-cancer" has three syllables.

[SredniVashtar]

The recipe doesn't matter as long as MH regards you as his little puff pastry who makes his own gravy.  And I hate to go all language cop here, but "B-cancer" has three syllables.

You have obviously never had to undergo the horrors of listening to the horrors of the Yorkshire accent - quite the most stunning example of ghastliness this island has to offer. He's trying to come over all posh by pretending it's two syllables, when really it's barely one - basically a kind of slobbering howl.

[ziznak]

I've been waiting for the "friends of falkie" to arrive here.  You have your target!

[Yorkshire pud]

You have obviously never had to undergo the horrors of listening to the horrors of the Yorkshire accent - quite the most stunning example of ghastliness this island has to offer. He's trying to come over all posh by pretending it's two syllables, when really it's barely one - basically a kind of slobbering howl.

Yeah? So?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I've been waiting for the "friends of falkie" to arrive here.

I beseech them to please contain the toxic spill to its own thread and not bring their evil here.