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Billy Meier - Michael Horn

Started by Nboy, February 23, 2009, 03:47:04 AM

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 31, 2015, 01:12:40 AM

Oh fuck, I'd buy him a pint and let you give him a BJ if he did that.

heh heh

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 31, 2015, 01:12:40 AM

Oh fuck, I'd buy him a pint and let you give him a BJ if he did that.

What a lovely thought! I'm going to need a bucket to catch all the milk of human kindness that's flowing out of your perky moobs.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on December 31, 2015, 10:16:14 AM
What a lovely thought! I'm going to need a bucket to catch all the milk of human kindness that's flowing out of your perky moobs.

I wouldn't stand by and let Mikey Babes sing without something to take his mind off him being tone deaf. My perky moobs will never be anyone elses but you Mary. Promise.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 31, 2015, 10:35:43 AM
My perky moobs will never be anyone elses but you Mary. Promise.

Why do they always smell like Aqua Velva, then?  The only aftershave I use is Hai Karate.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on December 31, 2015, 11:06:01 AM
Why do they always smell like Aqua Velva, then?  The only aftershave I use is Hai Karate.

THey naturally secrete that fragrance.. I can't help it unless I rub in coal tar first.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 31, 2015, 11:21:17 AM
THey naturally secrete that fragrance.. I can't help it unless I rub in coal tar first.

Oh, please.  That doesn't even begin to explain the fresh whisker burns I always find after a fortnight's absence. 



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: HumanBeing on December 31, 2015, 12:27:27 PM
Hi Michael!  8)




He loves us, he does. In a human beautiful way.

Dr Who

I am beginning to doubt Billy meier stories.

Quote from: Dr Who on January 03, 2016, 02:34:44 PM
I am beginning to doubt Billy meier stories.

You obviously haven't read all the blog posts Michael Horn has so graciously and generously referenced here after working damn hard on them, or else you wouldn't be making such hateful comments about Billy Meier.  Shame on you!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on January 03, 2016, 11:14:17 PM
You obviously haven't read all the blog posts Michael Horn has so graciously and generously referenced here after working damn hard on them, or else you wouldn't be making such hateful comments about Billy Meier.  Shame on you!


I can only echo those sentiments. Michael is the enlightened one, a gracious conduit (did you like me using one of your favourite words RGG?), who is trying and failing to impart the true word of Billy Meier to philistines.  One day, all will fall at the feet of the very...  (cont: pp94)

I know he's a busy man, but I'm sure I'm not the only one here who wishes Michael Horn would hurry up and post the schedule of all the major media interviews, panel discussions featuring eminent physicists and former POTUSes, and personal appearances via Skype or otherwise that he's booked for 2016.





henge0stone

I am going to make my own prediction, there will be a war sometime in the future. There will also be economic troubles and turmoil in the middle east.

You can tell I'm legit because I have this UFO picture.

Quote from: henge0stone on January 23, 2016, 10:01:32 PM
I am going to make my own prediction, there will be a war sometime in the future. There will also be economic troubles and turmoil in the middle east...

And fires, fires in the west

onan

Quote from: henge0stone on January 23, 2016, 10:01:32 PM
I am going to make my own prediction, there will be a war sometime in the future. There will also be economic troubles and turmoil in the middle east.

You can tell I'm legit because I have this UFO picture.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on January 23, 2016, 11:10:33 PM
And fires, fires in the west

You guys forgot earthquakes, airplane crashes, and bad moods.

henge0stone

Quote from: onan on January 24, 2016, 03:22:55 AM
You guys forgot earthquakes, airplane crashes, and bad moods.

I also see something coming from the sky. Could be an asteroid, hail, wormwood, snow, northern lights or anything from the sky. It's gonna be BIG news!

Also my pigeon UFO photo has been examined by all the experts and is legit so don't even try to argue with me.

Quote from: MichaelHorn on January 23, 2016, 06:32:26 PM
http://theyflyblog.com/2016/01/18/billy-meiers-warning-of-us-collapse-now-echoed-by-financial-analysts/

Nice of you to stop by, Michael!  We're all looking forward to your next interview with a major media outlet, so please be sure to let us know as soon as it's scheduled so we can tune in!  Don't be a stranger.  If it weren't for your tireless efforts, this thread wouldn't exist!

Auslandia

Quote from: henge0stone on January 23, 2016, 10:01:32 PM
I am going to make my own prediction, there will be a war sometime in the future. There will also be economic troubles and turmoil in the middle east.

You can tell I'm legit because I have this UFO picture.

A pigeon piloting a flying Roomba vacuum just flew over my house too.

mahigitam

Excerpt from the recently published CONCLUSIONS to Meier's Prophecies and Predictions:
http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/prophecies-predictions-probability-calculations/#Conclusions

And the most important finding of our investigation into the widely touted extraordinary claims and by far the strongest evidence supporting the null hypothesis, is the uncovering of so much incriminating evidence of deception and falsification. And this has been quite evident and demonstrable in many of Meier’s so-called “fulfilled” prophecies and predictions, which exhibits the following four patterns (or modus operandi), strikingly matching all the hallmarks of an ingenious hoax:

    1. Publish information on events or discoveries that are vague, open ended, recyclable, catch-all, shotgunning, statistically likely or unfalsifiable.
    2. Publish information only after the occurrence of events or discoveries, but misleadingly with an older publication date printed on it, i.e. a date that is older than the described event or discovery. And often either explicitly or implicitly claim to be the first person in the world to announce it.
    3. Publish information that is already or later proven to be baloney or erroneous, or that is considered to be downright pseudoscience or myth. As a result of this, Meier gets his specific details wrong in EXACTLY the same way the scientists and others had it wrong at the time Meier published it.
    4. Either slip in new specific details or alter the texts in later reprints/editions of the books in order to make it accord with the latest information or scientific findings that invalidates the earlier published information. And these new and altered editions are published misleadingly with only the first edition publication dates printed on it instead of the latter edition publication dates (along with the former).

The above set of patterns forces us to draw the inescapable conclusion that Meier has simply copied information â€" either identical or proximate (to avoid suspicion) to the original material â€" from his vast personal library containing several hundreds of books, popular and science magazines, encyclopedias, newspapers, TV programmes, etc. And also the presence of a large body of erroneous and pseudo-scientific information in Meier’s literature logically rules out the presence of extraterrestrials, who are supposedly thousands of years ahead of us in science and technology and have been conveying prophecies and predictions to Meier. This body of information rather categorically points to his woeful ignorance and poor discerning skills as a result of which, he was unable to distinguish facts from fiction, reliable vs unreliable sources and new vs obsolete scientific findings. This for the most part could be due to his lack of formal education which Meier discontinued after his 6th grade.

Claudius

Quote from: mahigitam on January 26, 2016, 07:39:36 PM
Excerpt from the recently published CONCLUSIONS to Meier's Prophecies and Predictions:
http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/prophecies-predictions-probability-calculations/#Conclusions

And the most important finding of our investigation into the widely touted extraordinary claims and by far the strongest evidence supporting the null hypothesis, is the uncovering of so much incriminating evidence of deception and falsification. And this has been quite evident and demonstrable in many of Meier’s so-called “fulfilled” prophecies and predictions, which exhibits the following four patterns (or modus operandi), strikingly matching all the hallmarks of an ingenious hoax:

    1. Publish information on events or discoveries that are vague, open ended, recyclable, catch-all, shotgunning, statistically likely or unfalsifiable.
    2. Publish information only after the occurrence of events or discoveries, but misleadingly with an older publication date printed on it, i.e. a date that is older than the described event or discovery. And often either explicitly or implicitly claim to be the first person in the world to announce it.
    3. Publish information that is already or later proven to be baloney or erroneous, or that is considered to be downright pseudoscience or myth. As a result of this, Meier gets his specific details wrong in EXACTLY the same way the scientists and others had it wrong at the time Meier published it.
    4. Either slip in new specific details or alter the texts in later reprints/editions of the books in order to make it accord with the latest information or scientific findings that invalidates the earlier published information. And these new and altered editions are published misleadingly with only the first edition publication dates printed on it instead of the latter edition publication dates (along with the former).

The above set of patterns forces us to draw the inescapable conclusion that Meier has simply copied information â€" either identical or proximate (to avoid suspicion) to the original material â€" from his vast personal library containing several hundreds of books, popular and science magazines, encyclopedias, newspapers, TV programmes, etc. And also the presence of a large body of erroneous and pseudo-scientific information in Meier’s literature logically rules out the presence of extraterrestrials, who are supposedly thousands of years ahead of us in science and technology and have been conveying prophecies and predictions to Meier. This body of information rather categorically points to his woeful ignorance and poor discerning skills as a result of which, he was unable to distinguish facts from fiction, reliable vs unreliable sources and new vs obsolete scientific findings. This for the most part could be due to his lack of formal education which Meier discontinued after his 6th grade.


Is ANYONE surprised by this?
Well not Mikey Horn, he is a Billy fanatic.

henge0stone

Isn't it funny how Miky was all about the photos as evidence until Phil Langdon reproduced them perfectly and Hoax hunter found the exact dinosaur photos? Now its all about vague predictions, which have also now been proven to be crap. Where will Mike go now?

mahigitam

Quote from: henge0stone on January 28, 2016, 11:37:25 AM
Isn't it funny how Miky was all about the photos as evidence until Phil Langdon reproduced them perfectly and Hoax hunter found the exact dinosaur photos? Now its all about vague predictions, which have also now been proven to be crap. Where will Mike go now?

Michael Horn and his gullible bunch, whenever confronted with damning evidence, often points to the "uncomparable" and "profound" spiritual teachings of our oldest living soul in the Universe, Mr. Billy Meier, and screams to DEBUNK it. Their argument, simply put, is that how could a purported hoaxer publish many dozens of books containing pearls of unmatched knowledge and wisdom?

Dear folks, and especially you Michael Horn, please wait for February 3, 2016 (Meier's birthday) - a major revelation is going to be announced on either my blog (UFO-Prophet) or my website (BMUFOR) that (hopefully ;)) shatters any remaining ray of hope for Meierites or Billyvers who still has some grey matter left in their heads.

Links:
http://ufoprophet.blogspot.in/
http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/

henge0stone

I just showed a friend one of the Meier UFO videos and asked them what they thought and they said 'you gotta be shitting me, its on a string." That sums up this whole thing really.



mahigitam

As mentioned earlier, the revelation is here.

A gift to Mr. Billy Meier on his birthday (Feb 3, 1937).
http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/miscellaneous/as-a-man-stealeth-billy-meier-and-his-stolen-spiritual-teachings/

BellBoy

Quote from: mahigitam on February 03, 2016, 07:53:28 AM
As mentioned earlier, the revelation is here.

A gift to Mr. Billy Meier on his birthday (Feb 3, 1937).
http://www.billymeieruforesearch.com/miscellaneous/as-a-man-stealeth-billy-meier-and-his-stolen-spiritual-teachings/

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The bulk of Meier’s ‘Might of the Thoughts’ decidedly represents a grossâ€"indeed, virtually completeâ€"instance of intellectual property theft. Paragraph after paragraph, page after page. The same order, the same concepts. The same analogies, the same examples. Often the exact same language, always the exact same meaning.

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Why would Meier, the supposed “universal prophet” embodying a 9.6 billion year old spirit-form, feel the need to plagiarize?

heh heh

Michael, how was BM's 79th birthday bash?  Hope you gave him a decent present this year instead of another glove.  Did the Playdohians show up for pterducken and cake? 

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