The Democrat National Convention

[HedgehogNorman]

It's amazing how make up and plastic surgery will hide the effects of AIDS.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

4chan lost their shit when Dangerous Donald did the Pepe pose. One of the funnier moments of this election. 

[mikuthing01]

4chan lost their shit when Dangerous Donald did the Pepe pose. One of the funnier moments of this election. 

Trump knows about /pol/ we meme'd him into the RNC and soon the white house

[GuerrillaUnReal]

It's amazing how make up and plastic surgery will hide the effects of AIDS.

[pyewacket]

So let me get this right.  Albright's family fled Soviet-controlled Czechoslovakia to come here and is now speaking for the party that communists are attracted to.  What's wrong with this picture?

That's because she's not at the sharp end of the sword here and doesn't mind being the one doing the poking.

[21st Century Man]

Damn, he's getting fat.

[bateman]

It's amazing how make up and plastic surgery will hide the effects of AIDS.

He's definitely had his jawline worked on at the very least. 2009:

[GuerrillaUnReal]

[PrairieGhost]

https://twitter.com/tonybrasunas/status/758030566075797509

https://twitter.com/Okfoodandmusic/status/758073769063649280

[RealCool Daddio]

I wonder if Marla has a similar "meet cute" story she can tell about Donald.

[21st Century Man]

I wonder if Marla has a similar "meet cute" story she can tell about Donald.

Bill has scores of other "cute" stories about meeting other girls.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Meh... still love Bill but this speech is going nowhere.

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/758118629586141184

[mikuthing01]

Bill has scores of other "cute" stories about meeting other girls.

So does HPV Hillary

[bateman]

Bill has scores of other "cute" stories about meeting other girls.

"You better put some ice on that" comes to mind.

[bateman]

Not as bad as Kerry. 

Holy hell.

[RealCool Daddio]

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/758089389276889088

[21st Century Man]

He is still a mesmerizing speaker and I sort of like the guy but he is very flawed.

[HedgehogNorman]

Apparently Hilldabeast has experience as a cashier...

[aldousburbank]

He is still a mesmerizing speaker and I sort of like the guy but he is very flawed.

The guy has creepiness baked into him.

[bateman]

[albrecht]

The guy has creepiness baked into him.

And he talks too long and doesn't know when to quit. Always tries to become the focus of the evening, even when, supposedly, it is not supposed to be about him. Not as bad as Barak in that regard and certainly a better speaker than him but still.

[RealCool Daddio]

Does anyone else remember when the Republicans were the family values party? Mrs. Obama and Bill have ripped that ball from Trump's tiny hands.

[mikuthing01]

DNC STAFFERS TRAPPED IN THEIR TENT BY BERNIE PROTESTERS



I'm watching this shit on live stream some girls crying about it its actually pretty boring but the situation is hilarious.

[Jackstar]

"She began her campaign the way she always begins new things... with two rails of Bolivian Marching Powder off a hooker's ass."

[Lt.Uhura]

Haha, Bill is borrowing from James Brown:  Connecting with his audience.  Calling out cities, getting big cheers from the crowd when you hit their town. 

"Night Train"

All aboard for night train

Miami, Florida
Atlanta, Georgia
Raleigh, North Carolina

Miami, Florida
Atlanta, Georgia
Raleigh, North Carolina
Washington D.C.
Oh, and Richmond, Virginia too

Baltimore, Maryland
Philadelphia
New York City
Take it home
And don't forget New Orleans
The home of the blues

Oh, yeah, night train
Night train, night train


He could really wow them if he brought out his sax.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbu29kJxAPE

[PrairieGhost]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/758126313064501249

[RealCool Daddio]

Bill has scores of other "cute" stories about meeting other girls.

True.

Thankfully, none of them are about his daughter.

[aldousburbank]

"She began her campaign the way she always begins new things... with two rails of Bolivian Marching Powder off a hooker's ass."

I'm still not voting for her.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

It'll be interesting to see how he ties this all up. There's got to be a cute little bow on the package before he leaves.