Midnight In The Desert

[ShayP]

violence like we have never seen before? seems a bit drastic

Should've seen the last family reunion video.

[trostol]

my grandma always told me, "if you want to get laid, buy lots of clocks."

[Belles]

I've got like 40.

i usually don't bother to adjust most of them.  I know to add an hour.

[GravitySucks]

friggin dolphins and their clocks.  pssssshhhh!

You should see him trying to turn those little knobs with flippers.

[trostol]

Should've seen the last family reunion video.

clearly she has not seen Pens and Flyers play

[TigerLily]

Pan-galactic Gargleblaster? 

...with a special secret ingredient

[Dr. MD MD]

No.  I just don't like him.  Daylight savings time I could care less about. LOL!

Yeah, he's like that shifty-eyed dog 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c

[GravitySucks]

my grandma always told me, "if you want to get laid, buy lots of clocks."

Hey MV. Trainwreck soon?

[Donald Noory]

The gobermint should pump Heather's smug tones into Guantanamo, they'd be begging for mercy and ready to sing like birds in no time.

[Dr. MD MD]

...with a special secret ingredient

Weed?

[ShayP]

clearly she has not seen Pens and Flyers play

LOL!!!! 

[Showroom Dummy]

this is some funny shit  here we come  1000

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey MV. Trainwreck soon?

tomorow i'll either "get the band together" or do a trainwreck show.

[SciFiAuthor]

my grandma always told me, "if you want to get laid, buy lots of clocks."

It works. Poon aplenty up here. She just makes me drink soy milk and eat tofu and probably will break up with me over Trump.

[GravitySucks]

tomorow i'll either "get the band together" or do a trainwreck show.

Cool beans.

[Tinfoil_Helm]

violence like we have never seen before? seems a bit drastic

Seriously: shame on her for saying that.  I understand she has the mind of an 11yo, but that kind of Chicken Little BS is irresponsible.

[K_Dubb]

Abu Zubadiah ha

[TigerLily]

I LOVE daylight saving time.  I wish we would stay on it all year.

You're not one of those morning people are you?

[trostol]

we are sooooooooooo close to 1000

[trostol]

You're not one of those morning people are you?

ugh.those..morning people

[GravitySucks]

this is some funny shit  here we come  1000

Hey Showroom.... Got any Spivey for us?

[Donald Noory]

I wish a protestor would jump on stage and pour a bucket of water on Trump's head. I want to see what his hair looks like wet.

[Juan Cena]

Why do people still think the GOP will try to keep Trump from the nomination? It won't it's gonna capitulate and get behind him like a Human Centipede.

The Dems will be the party that may fragment if Bernie decides to go third party.

[Showroom Dummy]

yeah 1000 !!!!!!!!!

[trostol]

Art stole that line from Vegas!!!!

[trostol]

yeah 1000 !!!!!!!!!

little...premature there huh

[SciFiAuthor]

little...premature there huh

Spivey's a good way to celebrate 1000 though.

[GravitySucks]

Premature Spivaculation.

[akwilly]

I wish a protestor would jump on stage and pour a bucket of water on Trump's head. I want to see what his hair looks like wet.

I would also like to see that done to Jimmy Johnson.

[Belles]

You're not one of those morning people are you?

Total night person.  I sleep during the day if I can.