Midnight In The Desert

[ge30542]

He's a fall-guy.

[ShayP]

LMAO!  Making a bumper sticker now.

[ge30542]

Beheading of soccer moms. Coming to a mall near you soon.

[swordpoint9]

Calling in !

[SciFiAuthor]

or blowing up captured kurds heads with det cords 

Right, or crucifying people. We should put the images of what ISIS is really doing on our news to put context to waterboarding. The world is a very brutal place. That's not well reflected in our media.

[akwilly]

that damn birds eyes are giving me the creeps.

[Hollow Man]

You can't see it, but the dolphin is about to slash the fuk of him.

Dolphins can be pretty vicious fuckers, actually. They ain't all sweetness and light, that's for damned sure. 

[ShayP]

On a side note....

In this commercial, why does Heather say the bees love to give, blackberries...blah blah blah....whatever she says.  The bees don't GIVE that stuff.  It just bothers me when I hear it.

sorry

[akwilly]

Beheading of soccer moms. Coming to a mall near you soon.

that would get me to do some shopping.

[TigerLily]

You know, the problem is that we live in a world that burns Jordanian pilots alive or drowns people in cages, but that's less interesting than us waterboarding an asshole like Khalid Sheikh Mohammad.

or blowing up captured kurds heads with det cords 

Stop drooling, guys. It's unseemly

[Gumby, Dammit]

Beheading of soccer moms. Coming to a mall near you soon.

Jesus. About time.

[SciFiAuthor]

Wait, you got a goat? LOL.

Not yet, we're looking into buying a pair of male and female fainting goats.

[ShayP]

Calling in !

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[ge30542]

Right, or crucifying people. We should put the images of what ISIS is really doing on our news to put context to waterboarding. The world is a very brutal place. That's not well reflected in our media.

I thought ISIS was JV. That's what my President said.

[ShayP]

Jesus. About time.

+1

[GravitySucks]

Was that a new bumper?

[TigerLily]

Calling in !

Woot woot!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Dolphins can be pretty vicious fuckers, actually. They ain't all sweetness and light, that's for damned sure. 

Fuck one in the blow hole with a sandpaper dildo, they'll kill ya.

[Hollow Man]

Classic Art. I thought he was a little short with the callers, but it was good to have him back on the air.

Good, I'm glad to hear it! I look forward to listening to it.

[Dr. MD MD]

On a side note....

In this commercial, why does Heather say the bees love to give, blackberries...blah blah blah....whatever she says.  The bees don't GIVE that stuff.  It just bothers me when I hear it.

sorry

I wasn't paying attention but could she have been referring to honey? 

[Taco Bell]

Beheading of soccer moms. Coming to a mall near you soon.

They won't fuk with hockey moms.

[norland2424]

I thought ISIS was JV. That's what my President said.

[SciFiAuthor]

You can't see it, but the dolphin is about to slash the fuk of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M41aZX5ijVM

[norland2424]

Calling in !

make the hippie cry lol

[Dr. MD MD]

Foreigner was the first rock concert I ever saw. They were good! 

[akwilly]

Fuck one in the blow hole with a sandpaper dildo, they'll kill ya.

I would waterboard a dolphin if it would give up its secrets.

[ShayP]

I wasn't paying attention but could she have been referring to honey? 

No.  She rattles off several things.  It's petty but bothers me for some reason.  Has since the first time I heard it.  If she means pollenation then she should say that.  Not the GIVE...

Yeah...I have issues. LOL! 

[Hollow Man]

Fuck one in the blow hole with a sandpaper dildo, they'll kill ya.

As well they should, LOL.

[ge30542]

I wasn't paying attention but could she have been referring to honey? 

An unfinished sentence. Like when Chevy Chase would say "it was announced today that the countries of China, Germany, France, Britain and Canada".

[Gumby, Dammit]

I would waterboard a dolphin if it would give up its secrets.

Hell I'd fuck one in the blow hole if it'd give me a reach-around and call me Clara.