Midnight In The Desert

Dr. MD MD · March 14, 2016, 10:03:34 PM

Quote from: ge30542 on March 14, 2016, 10:02:43 PM
An unfinished sentence. Like when Chevy Chase would say "it was announced today that the countries of China, Germany, France, Britain and Canada".

I used to love when he did that

ShayP · March 14, 2016, 10:03:49 PM

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 14, 2016, 10:01:24 PM
Foreigner was the first rock concert I ever saw. They were good!

Love Foreigner. Did you know that last year the oldest brother from Hanson subbed in for the singer (not Lou Graham) when he fell ill? A friend of mine saw them and said he did a great job.

doctor weird · March 14, 2016, 10:03:51 PM

illegal? Noory tortures us every night and he still gets away with it

GravitySucks · March 14, 2016, 10:04:25 PM

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on March 14, 2016, 10:03:02 PM
Hell I'd fuck one in the blow hole if it'd give me a reach-around and call me Clara.

Mind Flayer Monk · March 14, 2016, 10:04:43 PM

Quote from: norland2424 on March 14, 2016, 10:00:31 PM

Miss Cleo!

Dr. MD MD · March 14, 2016, 10:04:56 PM

Quote from: ShayP on March 14, 2016, 10:03:49 PM
Love Foreigner. Did you know that last year the oldest brother from Hanson subbed in for the singer (not Lou Graham) when he fell ill? A friend of mine saw them and said he did a great job.

Huh...that sounds crazy but I guess wonders never cease

ShayP · March 14, 2016, 10:05:15 PM

Quote from: doctor weird on March 14, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
illegal? Noory tortures us every night and he still gets away with it

Because his mustache is a cloaking device.

Dr. MD MD · March 14, 2016, 10:05:54 PM

Quote from: ShayP on March 14, 2016, 10:05:15 PM
Because his mustache is a cloaking device.

Just looking at it makes me feel smothered

Taco Bell · March 14, 2016, 10:05:55 PM

Quote from: doctor weird on March 14, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
illegal? Noory tortures us every night and he still gets away with it

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Hollow Man · March 14, 2016, 10:06:55 PM

Quote from: doctor weird on March 14, 2016, 10:03:51 PM
illegal? Noory tortures us every night and he still gets away with it

So true. So very true...

SciFiAuthor · March 14, 2016, 10:06:59 PM

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on March 14, 2016, 10:03:02 PM
Hell I'd fuck one in the blow hole if it'd give me a reach-around and call me Clara.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0

Robert · March 14, 2016, 10:07:06 PM

Quote from: akwilly on March 14, 2016, 10:01:31 PMI would waterboard a dolphin if it would give up its secrets.

Like where the good fishing is?

The way parents are instructed to shampoo their children amounts to waterboarding.

Gumby, Dammit · March 14, 2016, 10:07:29 PM

Quote from: ShayP on March 14, 2016, 10:05:15 PM
Because his mustache is a cloaking device.

Noory's mustache is a cloaking device for Tommy's (and now Falkie's) micro dick.

Tinfoil_Helm · March 14, 2016, 10:07:53 PM

Hmmm...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/06/colbert-waterboard-kiriak_n_451995.html

Dr. MD MD · March 14, 2016, 10:08:25 PM

Quote from: Robert on March 14, 2016, 10:07:06 PM
Like where the good fishing is?

LOL!

Gumby, Dammit · March 14, 2016, 10:09:26 PM

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on March 14, 2016, 10:06:59 PM
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God Almighty Fish Hooks! The Dolphin Taliban!!!
Rape caves? *shudder*
Next thing they'll be air-boarding bottom-feeders on live TV!
The horror. The horror.

trostol · March 14, 2016, 10:12:32 PM

not sure why she is getting angry..does she really thing the US is above what other counties also do?

akwilly · March 14, 2016, 10:12:40 PM

Yesterdays 2 hour selection Sunday show was torture.

SciFiAuthor · March 14, 2016, 10:13:01 PM

This guest seems pretty liberal. If you want outrage, look at what Russia does.

ShayP · March 14, 2016, 10:13:12 PM

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on March 14, 2016, 10:06:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0

"Dolphin rape cave" Hmm. Okay.

ShayP · March 14, 2016, 10:14:19 PM

Quote from: Gumby, Dammit on March 14, 2016, 10:07:29 PM
Noory's mustache is a cloaking device for Tommy's (and now Falkie's) micro dick.

Seems like a waste of mustache. Coulda used his eye lashes.

AvDaBr · March 14, 2016, 10:14:34 PM

Quote from: ShayP on March 14, 2016, 09:58:08 PM
On a side note....

In this commercial, why does Heather say the bees love to give, blackberries...blah blah blah....whatever she says. The bees don't GIVE that stuff. It just bothers me when I hear it.

sorry

They unwittingly "give" it via pollination.

Dr. MD MD · March 14, 2016, 10:15:05 PM

Quote from: trostol on March 14, 2016, 10:12:32 PM
not sure why she is getting angry..does she really thing the US is above what other counties also do?

Perhaps she's just lamenting that the country was originally founded to get away from that sort of "whimsical" rule.

Hollow Man · March 14, 2016, 10:16:46 PM

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on March 14, 2016, 10:13:01 PM
This guest seems pretty liberal.

Well, he did get fucked over pretty bad. I'm sure that's had some influence on him. Interesting guy, definitely.

trostol · March 14, 2016, 10:17:05 PM

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 14, 2016, 10:15:05 PM
Perhaps she's just lamenting that the country was originally founded to get away from that sort of "whimsical" rule.

sure it was just as bad back then lol

SciFiAuthor · March 14, 2016, 10:17:36 PM

Quote from: Hollow Man on March 14, 2016, 10:16:46 PM
Well, he did get fucked over pretty bad. I'm sure that's had some influence on him. Interesting guy, definitely.

No doubt, quite interesting. Good guest.

ShayP · March 14, 2016, 10:17:37 PM

Quote from: AvDaBr on March 14, 2016, 10:14:34 PM
They unwittingly "give" it via pollination.

Yeah....semantics. Interpretive. Just a peeve of mine. $:-\$

norland2424 · March 14, 2016, 10:18:21 PM

Quote from: trostol on March 14, 2016, 10:17:05 PM
sure it was just as bad back then lol

it was at least for the black slaves.

Belles · March 14, 2016, 10:18:42 PM

He sounds like he was very naive and disingenuous. I'm worried if this is how CIA employees think.

JesusJuice · March 14, 2016, 10:18:45 PM

You need to be careful when attempting relations with those dolphins.

QuoteA male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch,but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shudderingjust prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation.The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of theway before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php