Trump

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't think QK needs much reminding what it's like to fuck a man, though.

You see this is where I disagree; I think he's in denial. He'd love to admit to himself he'd like to (even just once) indulge the pink oboe, the purple helmet, the crafty shafty if you will. But he's torn with his obvious homoerotic admiration for the men he'd love to indulge, and his self loathing. It would explain a great deal his misogyny. A man hating dyke in dungerees, but in reverse.

[SredniVashtar]

You see this is where I disagree; I think he's in denial. He'd love to admit to himself he'd like to (even just once) indulge the pink oboe, the purple helmet, the crafty shafty if you will. But he's torn with his obvious homoerotic admiration for the men he'd love to indulge, and his self loathing. It would explain a great deal his misogyny. A man hating dyke in dungerees, but in reverse.

Posts like this, you Northern bastard, is why I hate you so much. 

I've never heard the expression 'crafty shafty' before, and now I can't forget it. Also caused me to giggle very inappropriately. I had to think about Sweet Kathy for a moment to regather my composure.

[Yorkshire pud]

Posts like this, you Northern bastard, is why I hate you so much. 

I've never heard the expression 'crafty shafty' before, and now I can't forget it. Also caused me to giggle very inappropriately. I had to think about Sweet Kathy for a moment to regather my composure.

Sweet Kathy; I think of Liz Taylor as Cleopatra. Almost identical flawless features. Uncanny.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Also caused me to giggle very inappropriately. I had to think about Sweet Kathy for a moment to regather my composure.

You and me both.

[Inglorious Bitch]

the pink oboe, the purple helmet, the crafty shafty if you will.

[SredniVashtar]

Sweet Kathy; I think of Liz Taylor as Cleopatra. Almost identical flawless features. Uncanny.

Hey hey HEY!!!

Don't start eyeing up my bird, or you and me'll be having words in the car park, see?

She's all miiiiiiine!!!!

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey hey HEY!!!

Don't start eyeing up my bird, or you and me'll be having words in the car park, see?

She's all miiiiiiine!!!!

You leave me no choice sir!! I'll be despatching my gilly to your man and arranging a duel. Pistols or the blade sir??

[SredniVashtar]

You leave me no choice sir!! I'll be despatching my gilly to your man and arranging a duel. Pistols or the blade sir??

Oh, it's the cold steel every time for you, you fucking bird bandit!

If my shield looks rather unsual - perhaps more Senda-like than is entirely orthodox - It's because I ran a stick through Falkie's arse cheeks and am using him as my first line of defence.

Yield or die, for the honour of Sweet Kathy is at stake!

[Quick Karl]

Posts like this, you Northern bastard, is why I hate you so much. 

I've never heard the expression 'crafty shafty' before, and now I can't forget it. Also caused me to giggle very inappropriately. I had to think about Sweet Kathy for a moment to regather my composure.

You spineless pieces of shit are some real tough guys from behind your keyboards.

[SredniVashtar]

You spineless pieces of shit are some real tough guys from behind your keyboards.

Is your user name deliberate irony, or does it refer to the speed with which your dick comes out near a primary school?

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, it's the cold steel every time for you, you fucking bird bandit!

If my shield looks rather unsual - perhaps more Senda-like than is entirely orthodox - It's because I ran a stick through Falkie's arse cheeks and am using him as my first line of defence.

Yield or die, for the honour of Sweet Kathy is at stake!

Ahhh, that will explain the gossip at the croquet lawns about your new found pseudonym; Shred the rancid buttock. The talk is it becomes a more effective contraceptive each day.

[SredniVashtar]

Ahhh, that will explain the gossip at the croquet lawns about your new found pseudonym; Shred the rancid buttock. The talk is it becomes a more effective contraceptive each day.

Don't give Falkie ideas. He's already cudgelling his brains (sic) to try and think of an insulting nickname for his arch-enemy. His last effort was so piss poor I'm starting to wonder if he's all that bright.

By the way, if you are talking of contraceptives, I find the 2015 Sweet Kathy nude calendar does all that is needed in that department. Although the chances of the appropriate parts ever unshrivelling themselves is not guaranteed.

[Yorkshire pud]

Don't give Falkie ideas. He's already cudgelling his brains (sic) to try and think of an insulting nickname for his arch-enemy. His last effort was so piss poor I'm starting to wonder if he's all that bright.

By the way, if you are talking of contraceptives, I find the 2015 Sweet Kathy nude calendar does all that is needed in that department. Although the chances of the appropriate parts ever unshrivelling themselves is not guaranteed.

I didn't have the funds to justify an A1(size) calender. Posh bastard.

[SredniVashtar]

I didn't have the funds to justify an A1(size) calender. Posh bastard.

Think of it as an investment. You can also use it as a bird-scarer, clock-stopper, and milk-curdler.

[paladin1991]

So we should continue supporting status quo effeminate scumbags because someone told you they speak better and they're "smarter" - meanwhile the country continues to turn into shit.

Thought lines like yours are precisely WHY Trump is resonating with the MAJORITY of Americans, whether you like it or not.

I have a 3.8GPA Engineering and perfect straights A's in Calculus - so go fuck yourself.

Fuck.  You MUST be smart.  Better get with Mrs. QK and start knocking out some progeny for within your loins may rest the future of America!  Come on, MAN!  Do your bit for America.   

[paladin1991]

If Trump is so stupid and he could build the corporate organization and personal wealth that he has, Obama must be a fucking dolt because all he does is fuck shit up and then lies about it.

He, Obama, feels no responsibility towards anything, after all, he didn't build that.

[qaddisin]

You spineless pieces of shit are some real tough guys from behind your keyboards.

Obviously not as tough as you, fucktard. Go back home, beat your wife when she doesn't make dinner just the way you want it, beat your kid for being an abject failure, masturbate to Putin getting tough on the gays, and then talk about how all the wops are ruining this country. That's really all you're good for.

[paladin1991]

I actually got a B on a Psychology final because I refused to answer the homosexual-indoctrination questions.

I love the question on the police psyche eval, "How many times a day do you masturbate?"  Not' do you,' but how many times.....
I left it blank and went in to see the shrink. 

Shrink    "I see you didn't complete your form, did you object to that particular question?"

Me         "Nope."

Shrink    "Maybe you would answer it now?"

Me         "okay, I guess."

Shrink   "How many times a day DO you masturbate?"

Me         "With which hand?" 

[paladin1991]

Yeah, he never forgave me for giving him a fabulous assortment of scented bath oils for Father's Day instead of the new vise grips he wanted when I was fifteen.

[paladin1991]

The pundits have been great all across the board. Geraldo's out declaring Trump the official GOP candidate, no primary necessary. Ann Coulter's having uncontrollable Trumpgasms and Charles Krauthammer is slitting his wrists.

Geraldo?  Is that old Gerry Rivers?

[paladin1991]

He's more likely to negotiate a monster contract with NBC to go back to "The Apprentice" next Spring and bring god-like ratings like they haven't seen at 30 Rock in decades.  If NBC had any brains, they'd dump Chinless Chuck Todd and give MTP to Trump too; rename it "Meet The Boss". But no one would have the guts to go on! I still don't believe for a minute this is about the White House.

Probably call it, 'I AM THE BOSS'    Tagline: "I Leverage Countries, what do you do?'

[Quick Karl]

Obviously not as tough as you, fucktard. Go back home, beat your wife when she doesn't make dinner just the way you want it, beat your kid for being an abject failure, masturbate to Putin getting tough on the gays, and then talk about how all the wops are ruining this country. That's really all you're good for.

Was it something I said about queers?

[Yorkshire pud]

Was it something I said fantasised about queers?

FIFY.

[Brody]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oeju2SG7UMA

[SredniVashtar]

One publicity-crazed maniac talking to another. I can't take my eyes off Trump's hair. Of all the dangers that could face President Trump, is there anything more potentially hazardous than a strong wind? His security team wouldn't be worried about potential shooters, they'd all be worried about someone wanting to give that haystack a quick ruffle to see what it was made of. He also has a very mean little mouth and teeth that are distinctly squirrelly. Quite how people see a dodgy used-car salesman as their commander-in-chief is a bit of a facer for this little chap sitting here.

As for her. She's mad, a bore, stupid beyond belief. Yet, I still would. Mad how that works.

[Yorkshire pud]

One publicity-crazed maniac talking to another. I can't take my eyes off Trump's hair. Of all the dangers that could face President Trump, is there anything more potentially hazardous than a strong wind? His security team wouldn't be worried about potential shooters, they'd all be worried about someone wanting to give that haystack a quick ruffle to see what it was made of. He also has a very mean little mouth and teeth that are distinctly squirrelly. Quite how people see a dodgy used-car salesman as their commander-in-chief is a bit of a facer for this little chap sitting here.

As for her. She's mad, a bore, stupid beyond belief. Yet, I still would. Mad how that works.

Reported.

[albrecht]

One publicity-crazed maniac talking to another. I can't take my eyes off Trump's hair. Of all the dangers that could face President Trump, is there anything more potentially hazardous than a strong wind? His security team wouldn't be worried about potential shooters, they'd all be worried about someone wanting to give that haystack a quick ruffle to see what it was made of. He also has a very mean little mouth and teeth that are distinctly squirrelly. Quite how people see a dodgy used-car salesman as their commander-in-chief is a bit of a facer for this little chap sitting here.

As for her. She's mad, a bore, stupid beyond belief. Yet, I still would. Mad how that works.

Like Boris doesn't have crazy hair? Or various Brits don't have bad teeth. Come on. Who cares about hair or teeth, at least on men. Unless you are into that, which, I guess, is now considered ok.

[Yorkshire pud]

Like Boris doesn't have crazy hair? Or various Brits don't have bad teeth. Come on. Who cares about hair or teeth, at least on men. Unless you are into that, which, I guess, is now considered ok.

Who said Boris was a valid option? He's Mr Marmite. Variously described as brilliant or a complete buffoon. But his hair has a faulty gene-his father looks the same, Trump is bald and instead of doing what normal men would do, and accept it and get on, he makes himself look an insecure fool who thinks he's fooling everyone else. Maybe it's a metaphor?

[paladin1991]

One publicity-crazed maniac talking to another. I can't take my eyes off Trump's hair. Of all the dangers that could face President Trump, is there anything more potentially hazardous than a strong wind? His security team wouldn't be worried about potential shooters, they'd all be worried about someone wanting to give that haystack a quick ruffle to see what it was made of. He also has a very mean little mouth and teeth that are distinctly squirrelly. Quite how people see a dodgy used-car salesman as their commander-in-chief is a bit of a facer for this little chap sitting here.

As for her. She's mad, a bore, stupid beyond belief. Yet, I still would. Mad how that works.

Still would what? Borrow her hair brush?   Oh, wait, my bad, you're English, you just sound that way.

[Yorkshire pud]

Still would what? Borrow her hair brush?   Oh, wait, my bad, you're an English Southerner, you just sound that way.

FIFY.