Asteroid 2015HM10

[Yorkshire pud]

Why can't these things ever target a den of snakes in the Gobi Desert?  Will Americans never learn not to make their cities so darned attractive?

It might overshoot and hit erm....



Canada



Just sayin.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It might overshoot and hit erm....



Canada



Just sayin.

So you see my concern.

[Yorkshire pud]

So you see my concern.

Yeah, but can't you just make a new super effective anti asteroid deflecting laser shield defence thingy? You have nearly a week, loads of time. What if it just hit Quebec?

[Jackstar]

Why can't these things ever target a den of snakes in the Gobi Desert?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSubC55KI2c[/quote]

[paladin1991]

Sooo You are saying I am safe in Kandahar?  SWEET!

Hell, the way Stellar tells it, you and the 'ladies' over there might have to repopulate the world.  (Sorry Stellar bubba, I'm paraphrasing, I know) 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeah, but can't you just make a new super effective anti asteroid deflecting laser shield defence thingy? You have nearly a week, loads of time. What if it just hit Quebec?

It might be easier just to get Quebec to separate before then.

Hey, so long as this thing is touring major cities of the North Eastern United States, maybe it can catch a cheap Delta flight to Detroit.  No one cares about that place.

[paladin1991]

Of course. The planet will only get blown to bits partially. On the 7th. I might as a precaution cancel my subscription to Readers Digest.

https://youtu.be/v46plhmxXU4

[Yorkshire pud]

Just stop you there; It's an asteroid that is hitting us on July 7th. Apparently. Stellar says so.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSubC55KI2c

I stand corrected.

[coaster]

That waterspout video has got to be the dumbest fucking thing I have ever watched. "A tornado that burns fish, see the white part on the bottom?" 1. Thats a waterspout, not a tornado. 2. Thats the water and the reflection of the sun. Did he really think the water spray was smoke? Jesus H Christ, are people this fucking stupid? I honestly can't stand how dumb people are.
Can't do it. This thread is just too damn stupid. I'm getting out of here.

[Yorkshire pud]

That waterspout video has got to be the dumbest fucking thing I have ever watched. "A tornado that burns fish, see the white part on the bottom?" 1. Thats a waterspout, not a tornado. 2. Thats the water and the reflection of the sun. Did he really think the water spray was smoke? Jesus H Christ, are people this fucking stupid? I honestly can't stand how dumb people are.
Can't do it. This thread is just too damn stupid. I'm getting out of here.

Yes. Some people are that fucking stupid. And they preach to other equally stupid people that they believe what they think.

[Ms. C]

Hey, so long as this thing is touring major cities of the North Eastern United States, maybe it can catch a cheap Delta flight to Detroit.  No one cares about that place.

What? ??  😤😧😠😕

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What? ??  😤😧😠😕

Oh, no offense Ms. C.  That was just the hubbub I imagined I was hearing on the late night talk circuit because of its financial troubles and its scapegoat-like representation of a struggling US manufacturing sector.  I care about Detroit.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, no offense Ms. C.  That was just the hubbub I imagined I was hearing on the late night talk circuit because of its financial troubles and its scapegoat-like representation of a struggling US manufacturing sector.  I care about Detroit.

Enough to not sacrifice it from an asteroid that might hit Canada?



I think not!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Enough to not sacrifice it from an asteroid that might hit Canada?



I think not!

I'm willing to see it hit northern Manitoba.

[paladin1991]

I forget.  When is this thing coming down?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I forget.  When is this thing coming down?

Tuesday, except Stellar has his days wrong because he thinks it will come down when it reaches its closest point to Earth's orbital circle and not to the Earth itself (which makes no sense, but don't tell him that).

[Yorkshire pud]

Tuesday, except Stellar has his days wrong because he thinks it will come down when it reaches its closest point to Earth's orbital circle and not to the Earth itself (which makes no sense, but don't tell him that).

Hater!!! Bringing all that scientific astronomical shit into it. I'm now digging (again after the last Death blow to Earth) a shelter in the back garden. It's made of the chopped down fences of the neighbours' gardens and various bits of stuff I found on the rubbish tips. Enough food and water to last at least three hours, maybe four. I'm going to be fine brother.

[onan]

By my calculations, the asteroid will hit dead center in my back yard. I am selling tickets... front row seats... only $600.00 a seat. I am only allowing 25 seats. I understand the need for privacy and comfort. If you wish to bring a camera that will be an additional charge of $400.00. I will be filming the event and selling copies of that film to paying customers at a mere $119.99.

This offer is available for only three more days. Don't miss out.

[Yorkshire pud]

By my calculations, the asteroid will hit dead center in my back yard. I am selling tickets... front row seats... only $600.00 a seat. I am only allowing 25 seats. I understand the need for privacy and comfort. If you wish to bring a camera that will be an additional charge of $400.00. I will be filming the event and selling copies of that film to paying customers at a mere $119.99.

This offer is available for only three more days. Don't miss out.

Hey; you're not exploiting this tragic event I hope?

[onan]

Hey; you're not exploiting this tragic event I hope?

This is an historic moment. It is true excitement. It is a once in a billion years event. I am offering front row seats at the cost of my privacy. How dare you suggest any exploitation.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hater!!! Bringing all that scientific astronomical shit into it. I'm now digging (again after the last Death blow to Earth) a shelter in the back garden. It's made of the chopped down fences of the neighbours' gardens and various bits of stuff I found on the rubbish tips. Enough food and water to last at least three hours, maybe four. I'm going to be fine brother.

Don't forget to line it with animal scat for insulation.

[Yorkshire pud]

Don't forget to line it with animal scat for insulation.

I can go one better; the lack of wild birds would testify to the cat population. I'm using cat skins.

[Stellar]

Tuesday, except Stellar has his days wrong because he thinks it will come down when it reaches its closest point to Earth's orbital circle and not to the Earth itself (which makes no sense, but don't tell him that).

Just found a video from NASA and I think it will hit District Columbia!  Strap in the earth will never be the same from July 7th, 2015


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nexVF9-E5LY


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd6KC_3XgBg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D4ZwRQkuDM

[Yorkshire pud]

I can't vouch for the other sceptics but I'm convinced. Oh yes. But I need to convince the family of fairies that live at the bottom of my garden beneath the magic potion tree that sits next to the enchanted glade. They're so damned stubborn.

[paladin1991]

Tuesday, except Stellar has his days wrong because he thinks it will come down when it reaches its closest point to Earth's orbital circle and not to the Earth itself (which makes no sense, but don't tell him that).

Then I have time to make coffee.

[paladin1991]

By my calculations, the asteroid will hit dead center in my back yard. I am selling tickets... front row seats... only $600.00 a seat. I am only allowing 25 seats. I understand the need for privacy and comfort. If you wish to bring a camera that will be an additional charge of $400.00. I will be filming the event and selling copies of that film to paying customers at a mere $119.99.

This offer is available for only three more days. Don't miss out.

This IS designed to make you money!

[Grov505th]

So the internet has been out for a day or so...I come back and now its going to hit DC......... Hey Onan can I get one of those tickets?   I think I might be able to catch a DFS flight out in time....

[Yorkshire pud]

Just finished the shelter
..jeeze I'm fucked now. It's the clay soil you see.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Tomorrow's the big day.  Do we get cake?