Where did Jackstar go?

[Laurakinch]

Hey, HAL!!  Welcome back. 
Missed you.   

Where is Lilly (or her other permutations)? I miss that crazy bitch!

[Agent : Orange]

wow, Hal's back!!

[eddie dean]

Where is Lilly (or her other permutations)? I miss that crazy bitch!

Noooooooooo!
Please, for god sakes, don't summon her!

[coaster]

Its really nice to see Hal back. If only Eddie Coyle and Sardondi would pop back in... I'd be a happy camper. Not that they were banned, but I miss intellect, 'naw mean?

[Camazotz Automat]

I'm projecting that tattoo 60 years into the future. 

(At which point it will appear as unto the residual watermark on the forehead of Zeus - indicating "literally" -  Athena's birth mark. Thank blazes it's on her arm rather than in tramp stamp territory.)

[Jackstar]

Is now the best time to mention that I do most of what I do in order to impress a girl named... Lily? Why, yes, yes--I think it is.

Smashing Pumpkins - Lilly (My one and only)

Trying to steal from me always gets my attention.

[Jackstar]

Today I will check to see if I am allowed to post pictures of where I went.

I haven't forgotten you, baayyy-yay bee-bee

Hey, speaking of the bees--how about those neonicotonoids, eh? Hey-o! /genocide

[paladin1991]

genocide?  Frigging suicide.

[Jackstar]

genocide?  Frigging suicide.

There's not a shred of evidence that a single mammal is on the board of directors at monSatan.

[paladin1991]

There's not a shred of evidence that a single mammal is on the board of directors at monSatan.

Ah.  I concede the point. 
As my Grandfather taught me, "Mijo, they may look human, walk and talk like humans....it still doesn't make them human."

[Camazotz Automat]

Today I will check to see if I am allowed to post pictures of where I went.

I haven't forgotten you, baayyy-yay bee-bee

Hey, speaking of the bees--how about those neonicotonoids, eh? Hey-o! /genocide

Neonicotinoids. Your revision resembles something uttered by Klaatu.

But no harm done, at least not to Gort.

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the bees...
For it is a patented number (of chemicals)
Its number is 8.
Currently on the wing.
The farmers will just not let the Nikto go!

Still waiting on the photographic evidence of where you have been.

I expect to see at least four stoned presidents and one failed Crazy Horse, or I'm folding up my lawn chair. The only thing I will leave behind is my hot pink "Roseanne Is Goddess" beer koozie.

At which point, sucks to be you. Cuz it has a rip in it, cleaving Rosie's forehead.

It features the whole Conner Clan. Darlene's face has been augmented with permanent marker mustache.  She somewhat resembles Noory now, but is much more astute, even as koozie foam.

Allowed to post pictures? Are you being thwarted?  Try Compound N(ikto) for that. Especially if it is a seed thwart.

(sting: bassdrumsnarerollZildjiansplash)

A RIMSHOT ALONE IS NOT COMEDIC AUGMENTATION, people.  Ask MV.  That is, if he will respond to you in a way that is not simply a cut and paste threat of rusty truck violence. Good luck. It appears Eddie Dean and I are on the same permanent C&P response list. What kind of honking clique is THAT?

A very exclusive one.

[pate]

Huhm, well...

[Ciardelo]

Huhm, well...

pate! stfu. You're fucking up my Bellgab feed ma'am! 

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZgblTKscX0

[Jackstar]

I've never seen this thread before in my life.


https://youtu.be/PCyjqLM0Ycs

[Jackstar]

Generation * has since been redacted due to (redacted).

[Dr. MD MD]

Generation * has since been redacted due to (redacted).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1F5BLLFAeM

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDnTJcjPhY

What rules?

[starrmtn001]

Who is Jackstar?

[Ciardelo]

Who is Jackstar?

Sweety, it's probably better if you just put your clothes back on and go home...I understand there really isn't a new swimsuit catalogue...

[Jackstar]

[starrmtn001]

Sweety, it's probably better if you just put your clothes back on and go home...I understand there really isn't a new swimsuit catalogue...

But . . . my clothes are on.

[Jackstar]

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