Where did Jackstar go?

[Jackstar]

I still have no earthly idea who Casio was. Could she spell? Clearly an impression was made.

[popple]

Casio is Ling Ling's cuckhold. Surely you know of Ling Ling.

[MV/Liberace!]

I still have no earthly idea who Casio was. Could she spell? Clearly an impression was made.

Here you go:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H_gVVRkWAw

[McPhallus]

I still have no earthly idea who Casio was. Could she spell? Clearly an impression was made.

I wasn't around during his tenure, but from what I've been able to gather, he was/is a Youtube attention whore with serious mental health issues.  Even in his absence, he seems to make everyone else on here appear utterly normal.

[Jackstar]

Here you go:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H_gVVRkWAw

I didn't go there. Holy Jesus shitballs. And, I get the "hair" part--where is the "fun"? The video is cropped above the chest--tell me the "fun" is not below the crop.

My upcoming on location videos will not be anything like that. I swear on my mother's grave. No, she is not dead, but that is quite beside the point.

Even in his absence, he seems to make everyone else on here appear utterly normal.

You still seem like a McDick! Hey-o! *rimshot* I'm here all week--try the veal!

[paladin1991]

so falkie and his legion of troll followers will return ?

What are you all going on about?  There's an ignore function around here somewhere, I think.  And if folks just can't get along, they'll step on their dick and find themselves in the cornfield. 
Yeah it can get a little hotter in here than other forums, but screw on your brain bucket, saddle up, lock and load and carry the fuck on.

[Jackstar]

What are you all going on about?  There's an ignore function around here somewhere, I think.  And if folks just can't get along, they'll step on their dick and find themselves in the cornfield. 
Yeah it can get a little hotter in here than other forums, but screw on your brain bucket, saddle up, lock and load and carry the fuck on.

Now, where have I seen this attitude expressed before? hrrrm. Give me a minute, it'll come.

[paladin1991]

i believe casio has a self imposed ban. i understand he went to jail.

No kidding?  what for?  Not taking his meds or taking liberties with his Asian doll head?

[Camazotz Automat]

maybe, but… An ARMED pussy.

I feel the need to clarify. Obviously, to any regular members or lurkers, Onan's not a pussy, armed or not.  But his wife knew what to say to nudge him past the scratch in the record he was spinning.

We should all be so lucky.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Jackstar has been back for 12 hours and has 24 posts. I'm betting he will get 50 posts in his first 24 hours back. No sleeping allowed.

[George Drooly]

Ooh, I hope this all has something to do with Art's "announcement."

[jazmunda]

Jackstar has been back for 12 hours and has 24 posts. I'm betting he will get 50 posts in his first 24 hours back. No sleeping allowed.

And only 6 of them have any snark in them. He's slipping. Has someone informed his ex that she has been let back into the asylum too?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Casio is Ling Ling's cuckhold. Surely you know of Ling Ling.

You mean she's cheating on him?  Now that would be downright spooky.

BTW, cuckolds were traditionally depicted with antlers.  I've often wondered if that's origin of the word "horny."

[Jackstar]

And only 6 of them have any snark in them. He's slipping. Has someone informed his ex that she has been let back into the asylum too?

I honestly don't understand if I am supposed to understand if I am supposed to report this post for stalking and/or harassment, post pictures of my new girlfriend and/or penis, ignore the post and/or poster, or what. The rules at BellGab honestly seem very complex to me.

I still don't know what snark means to each of you. I bet it has something to do with fnords. Anyway, my surprise at being here posting is matched only by my delight!

Who could have seen this coming? One post every half hour--is that more than Mr. Fidget? Can I get some coffee?

[Camazotz Automat]

Who could have seen this coming? One post every half hour--is that more than Mr. Fidget? Can I get some coffee?

I just want to watch you and Mr. Fidget exchange ideas this Friday if he shows, then I can die happy and slit my metaphorical forum wrists and go back to spelurking with my hammerhead toes in the pink Bermuda sand in July, if only in my dreams.

Goal while out of pocket: 6 piña coladas per day while still remaining sharp enough to pump out tourist guide blogs, columns, & score free games on the pinball machine under the covered patio deck. And to score in general.

If the hotel would but listen to me, they would install a replica of the ancient arcade game from The Last Starfighter and I would play that all night while telepathically channeling killer whales and prehistoric horseshoe crabs. The pinball game has served well, but they need to send it to the area51drone factory to meet its maker.

That's right. It's allegorical. Almost everything I fucking say is.  When you die, you're just going to go somewhere and be parted out like a reamed out KISS pinball machine -  both your physical body and your subtle oversoul(s) which will enter into the purple light. 

Beware the archons and H P Lovecraft's sidewalk seafood cart.

Hugs.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I still don't know what snark means to each of you. I bet it has something to do with fnords. Anyway, my surprise at being here posting is matched only by my delight!

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I thought you were just being playful in an edgy kind of way, and even though you occasionally got carried away when overstimulated, like an exuberant toddler or a puppy, you meant no harm.  Others who have been here longer may disagree, but that's my take.  The place is certainly more interesting when you're using the wall as your palette, Eugene, to see what sticks.

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[bateman]

[McPhallus]

We should start a welcome thread for formerly banned members.  Imagine how the chemistry and good times will flow.

[jazmunda]

We should start a welcome thread for formerly banned members.  Imagine how the chemistry and good times will flow.

Probably best to contain them in one thread like a virus where they can be easily eradicated should this experiment go awry.

[Tarbaby]

I hope the ex is okay.

[Jackstar]

You know, it seems to me as though this forum gets edited a great deal.

Because it fookin' well does. Note that I am abstaining from the use of emphasis (italics, et cetera) until this matter is addressed to my satisfaction.

Further! There is still time to get one's scoring in for Quizpop. Current scores: all zero.

[Agent : Orange]

Where's Eddie Coyle at?

[b_dubb]

Where's Eddie Coyle at?

YEAH! RETURN TO US EDDIE!!!!

[Catsmile]

Probably best to contain them in one thread like a virus where they can be easily eradicated should this experiment go awry.

There you go!

We need a subsection in the forum under Misc. called The Shark Tank, or Thunderdome.
Maybe even call it The Cornfield. The place "banned" posters are banished.
They can post there and only there, if they show their ass there be gone forever.
Non banned posters could read and post there as well.
Sounds good on paper anyway... who knows it might work. 

Drowning Pool - Bodies

[nooryisawesome]

I see Jackstar has picked up right where he has left off, flooding the forum with his post.

[phrodo]

Everybody was unbanned, and I do mean everybody. This is something I do apx. every three years, primarily for technical reasons.

Just sittin' here extremely thankful that you aren't in charge of the Federal Prison system. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

We should have one day a year (one week per year) where all of us can just fully violate the terms of service. Like in that movie The Purge.

[The General]

I see Jackstar has picked up right where he has left off, flooding the forum with his post.

More like compost.

[Jackstar]

All scores remain at zero. Y'all... not really trying yet, are you? That's okay! A viable strategy.

In unrelated news, there is no longer room for The General in my heart. This guy's hate makes less sense than my ex's does. :rolleyes:

Pro Tip: Hate is deeply self-destructive. Do you use that mouth to kiss your mother?

[area51drone]

Ahh Jackstar, for every one person who hated you, there's 0.1 people on this board who missed you.  Me included.