Where did Jackstar go?

[Jackstar]

ICONS WILL REMAIN ICONOCLASTIC UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

-- THE MGT.

[Stellar]

I don't care how you feel, but everyone has to admit without Jackstar this board was a bit boring.  How many here felt that way?  I love Jackstar and yes that is cool.  Jackstar brings something to the table a bellgab that not many here do.  Jackstar welcome back!

[Yorkshire pud]

If you can get a room and post the YT video (no need to call it a conspiracy theory) I'm sure you'll get subscribers in no time. Make sure you book the room under his name though, it isn't common so you won't go to the wrong room and disturb the redneck with his prize pig- it will put him off his stride.

[McPhallus]

You guys need to hook up.  Seriously.

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I don't care how you feel, but everyone has to admit without Jackstar this board was a bit boring.  How many here felt that way?  I love Jackstar and yes that is cool.  Jackstar brings something to the table a bellgab that not many here do.  Jackstar welcome back!

[Stellar]

If you can get a room and post the YT video (no need to call it a conspiracy theory) I'm sure you'll get subscribers in no time. Make sure you book the room under his name though, it isn't common so you won't go to the wrong room and disturb the redneck with his prize pig- it will put him off his stride.

Hey shill is this you before the firing squad if you ever went awol from the MET or Mi5!
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[Jackstar]

Taurus horoscope for Jun 24 2014
Everyone likes the sound of a train in the distance. At least that's the premise of a melancholy song by the great Paul Simon. It's easy to fall in love with a concept, an adventure, or a person when you romanticize it. But up close, it may not live up to the idyllic idea. You may now be fantasizing about manifesting something in your life, Taurus. But what if it actually happened? Would you be able to deal with the downside alongside the fantasy? Before you go after something that seems really great from a distance, spend some time up close with it.
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[Yorkshire pud]

Hey shill is this you before the firing squad if you ever went awol from the MET or Mi5!

That's given me an idea: When you get your room, I'll make sure the room is wired for sound and vision and streamed so we can all a watch back in Langley, and the Box.

BTW: This 'love' of yours that you feel for jacky babes. Is it reciprocated or thus far unrequited? Have you tried flowers? A singing telegram? What about paying for a sky banner? "I love you deeply Jackstar, all my love Stellar"... Not sure about how you'd go on in controlled airspace around Seattle though.  Should the locals look out for this>>? [attachimg=1]

[Jackstar]

Virgo horoscope for Jun 24 2014
You and the "powers that be" are not on very good terms right now, Virgo. You may feel cheated, abandoned, and betrayed by life and by whatever spiritual deity or force you believe in. After all, if you were the charmed, blessed, beloved child of the cosmos that you once thought you were then you wouldn't be enduring what you're dealing with right now - correct? You may feel as though you have been chosen for some very unfair treatment by life lately. But that's not really the case. You are learning and growing now so that you can not only conquer that dream, but so that you can truly appreciate it when it finally arrives.
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[Jackstar]

Pop Quiz! Name one "organization," one "secret society," one "secret technology," and one "fnord" involved in the assassination of Robert Francis Kennedy, in order of their invention, inauguration, and/or discovery.


Multiple correct answers exist. Your challenge, should you choose to accept any or all, Gentle Forum Denizen, is to be entertaining when answering. You are being timed. Go.

[Stellar]

Love has nothing to do with what McFallus or Yorkshire Pud are implying they simply have homophobia in an extreme way.  My love for Jackstar is his intelligence and wittiness.  In all my time in Forums I have found one other who was very intelligent in other ways like Jackstar and his handle name was ahatmose from grahamhancock.com!

Jackstar's post are well thought out and stem from pure ultimate genius.  Jackstar you rank in my opinion as one of the great forum members from any site.

http://www.grahamhancock.com/phorum/read.php?f=6&i=30437&t=30437

[Yorkshire pud]

Love has nothing to do with what McFallus or Yorkshire Pud are implying they simply have homophobia in an extreme way.  My love for Jackstar is his intelligence and wittiness.  In all my time in Forums I have found one other who was very intelligent in other ways like Jackstar and his handle name was ahatmose from grahamhancock.com!

Jackstar's post are well thought out and stem from pure ultimate genius.  Jackstar you rank in my opinion as one of the great forum members from any site.

Hmm, but your opinion is no recommendation is it? You're batshit crazy and you've posted numerous conspiracy theories that you've abandoned when inconvenient fact is presented.

[Jackstar]

When I tell you where I went, it will be hard to believe at first, so I will go there today, to gather photographic evidence.

As they used to say in the biz: "stay tuned: film at eleven." No, wait, wait--they never used to say that at all. Never mind.

But no, seriously, you won't fucking believe where I went, but every fucking word I tell you will be representative of the truth. Somebody make sure Aldous and Buzz are awake; they're going to want to be sure they're awake for this one.

And on this planet, as well. Oops, I've said too much again. Am I banned again? Oh, shit, I'm totally banned again. Sigh. Oh wait, that's just my eyelash. Carry on.

[wr250]

oh good. its back.
with winning posts like this :

Strap yourself in, you're in for some chop.

I don't need your fucking apologies. I need you to fucking post in fucking English. Surely you have noticed? You don't speak it, motherfucker. English has rules, you do not follow them. What are you, special? Well, yes, of course you are. Nevertheless, THERE ARE RULES, SPECIAL PERSON.

There exist, obviously, special considerations. Maybe you're a meth-addled chain-head, posting on your phone from a Starbucks while a secret agent is hassling you for a consensual contact. Maybe you're posting from an Android 3.1 device through a wormhole. Maybe there's a radome stationed at Diego Garcia that is painting you with nanothermite. Maybe you recently, like four years ago, were hit by a fucking car. You know? WHATEVER. Beneath your crusty veneer of... huh? what? There is data.

In any case, I barely need to know, and I certainly don't care to know, how it is, that you are how it is, that you are, how it is that you are. I simply need to know, as does everyone else... WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

It is not the responsibility of the listener to figure that out. IT IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE COMMUNICATOR. REMEMBER THIS FACT. IT WILL SERVE YOU WELL.

OVER.

Entity! You don't have to just hope! You can strive.

Thanks! The penis mightier.

it is returned to my ignore list. have a nice day.

[Jackstar]

oh good. its back.
with winning posts like this :

it is returned to my ignore list. have a nice day.

winning! she said it! you all heard it! I win! Jack won!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): After a thorough, detailed, painstaking
analysis of the astrological omens, I'm inclined to advise you to be neither
thorough nor detailed nor painstaking in the coming days. Instead, I
suspect you will thrive by being spontaneous and improvisatory. Wing it,
baby! Throw away the script. Trust your gut. Play it by ear. Make it up as
you go along. If you find yourself frowning with indecision and beset by
lazy procrastination, you will know you're off course. If you are feeling
blithe and agile as you get a lot done with creative efficiency, you will
know you're right in the groove.

[awake]

I'm completely baffled by this.  MV was harassed by this person even after he was kicked.  So MV rewards this behavior by bringing the guy back.  Fuck this shit, last straw.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm completely baffled by this.  MV was harassed by this person even after he was kicked.  So MV rewards this behavior by bringing the guy back.  Fuck this shit, last straw.

I'm not sure that MV is aware of it's return. Wait and see.

[Jackstar]

MV was harassed by this person even after he was kicked.

LIBEL

PISTOLSCHESS AT DAWN, SIRRAH

Fuck this shit, last straw.

Oh, do go on.

[McPhallus]

I'm completely baffled by this.  MV was harassed by this person even after he was kicked.  So MV rewards this behavior by bringing the guy back.  Fuck this shit, last straw.

I'm thinking this might be a fluke or a glitch.  I see no changes at all in his demeanor, so I doubt the ban was actually lifted.

[pyewacket]

I had just settled down with a proper cup of tea, to enjoy the witty repartee from the good people here and what do I see- JYACKSTTARRR! What disappointment! I hope that this is an oversight and that MV will send him back through the portal.

[maureen]

Will we be able to get a word in edgewise, like a lemon wedge on a fish platter?

[Dateline]

Now, let Falkie back on and my posting life will be harmonious once more.   

[coaster]

I don't care how you feel, but everyone has to admit without Jackstar this board was a bit boring.  How many here felt that way?

I disagree. And if you don't care how we feel, why are you asking us how we feel?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Will we be able to get a word in edgewise, like a lemon wedge on a fish platter?

This ^

[MV/Liberace!]

Everybody was unbanned, and I do mean everybody. This is something I do apx. every three years, primarily for technical reasons.

Jackstar, here's my advice: post less often. Also, try to understand that not everybody enjoys reading snark in every post you might submit. Speak to people the way you would if they were within punching distance from your face. It'll go a long way.

And the rest of you: use the ignore feature and toughen up.

[jazmunda]

Jackstar must have compromising photos of MV with a goat or perhaps MV has compromising photos of Jackstar with a minor in order to get him to behave.

In any event it looks like MV attended business school with the president's of Enron, Betamax and PanAm.

Not good for business.

[McPhallus]

I don't care how you feel, but everyone has to admit without Jackstar this board was a bit boring.  How many here felt that way? 

No, we don't have to admit that.  Just because you think that way doesn't mean your opinion represents the forum as a whole.

[Jackstar]

Everybody was unbanned, and I do mean everybody. This is something I do apx. every three years, primarily for technical reasons.

I applaud the arrival of our new alien overlords. I am glad this did not necessitate the arrival of a system-wide maintenance cycle. Sorry about that, guys and gals!

Jackstar, here's my advice: post less often.

"Post more often! Post less often! Acthung! Schnell! SCHNELL! SCHNELL!" You got it, Chief. I am on that like rabbit in briar patch.

Also, try to understand that not everybody enjoys reading snark in every post you might submit. Speak to people the way you would if they were within punching distance from your face. It'll go a long way.

My face's punching distance is six feet from the floor, and is usually very smiley. Meanwhile, I am not speaking to you here--I am typing. I am not sure that the failure to grasp the communications at hand are solely within my crew's ability to resolve. And by "crew," I mean... oh, nevermind.

And the rest of you: use the ignore feature and toughen up.

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[McPhallus]

Well, on the bright side, maybe Coyle will come back and clean house.

[Jackstar]

represents the forum as a whole.

Pray for goatse.cx.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Well, on the bright side, maybe Coyle will come back and clean house.

One can only hope.