The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[3OctaveFart]

Once again you assume you know me which you don't.

I watch your videos. It's not the first whiff of racism.
And I'm not even reading the other garbage. You've been advised time and time again to break it off with this woman.
Any further damage she brings to your life is your fault.

[SredniVashtar]

Ratty bitched this morning to Kathy after Ratty made fresh cornbread and asked Kathy if she wanted a hot turkey sandwich and when Kathy said no, she said :

" You're a nibbler. I HATE nibblers. "

The Ratty One is making Kathy's life hell.
Now she wants Kathy to make up her bed every morning and I expect she'll want military corners and will bounce a quarter of the blanket.

That poor woman. It sounds like she is living in a gulag. How dare that abysmal hag offer to make her a sandwich! And as for this business of asking her to make her bed - well, that's just the straw that breaks the camel's back and I hope she doesn't stand for that nonsense. Sweet Kathy is doing that old cow the inestimable honour of living there rent-free! Ratty Patty should be paying her! It's not everyone that has the social grace to leave the toilet unflushed and scatter shit all over the place and not offer to do any cleaning. Fuck those IDIOTS who say she is a slovenly old bitch with the manners of a warthog! What do they know! They next thing, RP will be buying clothes for her, knowing she won't be able to shut the closet. This woman should be taken to the Hague to stand trial.

I'm with you all the way here, big guy. This is BULLSHIT!!!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Ratty bitched this morning to Kathy after Ratty made fresh cornbread and asked Kathy if she wanted a hot turkey sandwich and when Kathy said no, she said :

" You're a nibbler. I HATE nibblers. "

The Ratty One is making Kathy's life hell.

Yeah, having a free roof over your head and having someone feed your fat ass free food is hell.

Now she wants Kathy to make up her bed every morning and I expect she'll want military corners and will bounce a quarter of the blanket.

You mean Kathy is a guest in someone's home and does not have the common decency to make her bed?! What the hell is wrong with that animal? She belongs in the zoo. The least she should be doing is making her bed. She should also help with the cleaning and cooking seeing as once again she has free room and board. Does her social worker know that her real expenses are $0/month? And I mean actual expenses, not money for movies and stuffed animals like an 8 year old would ask for.

And inglorious bitch, YOU don't have to live or interact with Kathy and hear her Patty stories.
I do.
STFU.
And don't keep showing the Napa video because no one was hit before, during or after the video as I have said many times.

You friggin idiot. Laura posted that. Are you blind?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkinese to English Dictionary

It didn't happen.
I got down to the car and found that Patty decided the car was not " neat enough " for HER.

Patty is a civilized human being who does not want to climb over 8 day old discarded fast food wrappers which stench up the car and may harbor vermin.

I got a splitting headache over it, dinner would not have been ready until 7 so Kathy took me to Denny's ( almost only thing open ) where I had one of the worst meals of my life with a terrible waitress

1. I am an ungrateful bastard who didn't want to wait for a free meal that someone else cooked for me.

2. I was too lazy to buy a box of Stove Top stuffing, a can of Bruces yams, a can of cranberry sauce and some sliced turkey breast at the deli counter to make at home.

3. I was an asshole to some poor waitress who had to work a holiday and NO I did NOT leave a tip. STFU

Patty is lusting after food gift cards that Kathy got from a church. She told Kathy that they could " share " them.

Patty has a lot of nerve expecting Kathy to share with the woman who is giving her free lodging and food.

She told Kathy to wear a bra ( wired and very uncomfortable because Kathy has gained weight and the old bra doesn't fit well anymore )

Patty does not want to feel like she is in a National Geographic Special and has asked Kathy to not bring up her food with Kathy's non stop swinging pendulous udders.

and even told her not to open a bag of potato chips with her teeth and made her fold over the bag like a napkin.

Patty prefers for her house guests to act like human beings, not chimps when they eat.

Sorry to disappoint all of you.

I'm happy to disappoint all of you.

G*d knows what my bp is right now...

I'm religious enough not to spell out God's full name, but I have no issues with grift, theft, lying and cheating.

[coaster]

He really is an ungrateful, fat slob. Also, he looks like he smells like pee.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He really is an ungrateful, fat slob. Also, he looks like he smells like pee.

LOL'd at your new avatar, Coaster! I love it! 

[heater]

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can somone run this from an isolated system to verify it's working?

[akwilly]

He really is an ungrateful, fat slob. Also, he looks like he smells like pee.

Falkie is the most GREATEFUL person on this earth. His kindness toward Kathy is beyond reproach. He has kept her from being HOMELESS and all he asked in return is that she let him sleep in a bit and make an occasional video. As for his smell I think he smells musky. I think that is what the gays spray on themselves to mask the smell of ass. Falkie is not a gay but he is large and sits down allot so his ass probably smells. So ya whatever perfume gay men wear is what he smells like.

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/0QU-F3v1xx8
Hey Falkie this is some good journalism. You are breaking these stories almost as fast as the main stream media.

[PB the Deplorable]

Good evening, Senda.  You've made it known you're a fan of Donald Trump.  The man speaking in this video is a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel and Vietnam POW.  He's also a Republican.  I realize Colonel Moe lacks your intelligence and distinguished military background but I'd like you to watch this video and tell us what you think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCQhBYEMRQI

Trump said none of these things, but apparently this Kasich stooge will say anything if he thinks it will help his candidate.  It's amazing to watch some of these phony Republicans use the same lies, distortions, out-of-context comments, 'gotcha' q and a's,  twisting of words, and half truths that the media is ginning up and putting out there.  Last week it was the same with Trump using that crap to attack Carson.  Don't these fools understand they'll be the next targets of this garbage if they ever get close to the top of the polls?  That they have a common enemy in the 'Progressive' front group mouthpieces known collectively as Big Media?

PS, if you want some actual comments to be concerned about, listen to any Hilary speech or any answer she's given in response to a question - since the day she first appeared on the national scene.  Do you not find it odd Big Media never brings up any of her baggage and instead ignores it, downplays it, provides excuses for it, or just flat out lies about it on her behalf?

[area51drone]

can somone run this from an isolated system to verify it's working?

Unfortunately my system timed out before the response loop finished.  Damn.    Oh, I did think of one improvement to createReply() so everyone has the opportunity to enjoy Falkie the way he should be enjoyed, regardless of the boolean input to the function.

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[Defwhale]

Ratty Patty was giving her crap because her daughter was coming over and all guests have to leave when she comes over because the daughter bitches about it

The Ratty One is making Kathy's life hell.

Now she wants Kathy to make up her bed every morning and I expect she'll want military corners and will bounce a quarter of the blanket

You know, Falkie, when I first read that I thought Patty was asking Kathy to make her (Patty's) bed.  It didn't occur to me that 1) Kathy wouldn't make her own bed, at least when she is a guest in someone else's home, and 2) that she would complain (to you) about being asked to do so. 

I have to say, I'm with Patty on this one.  Maybe Patty makes her leave because Patty's daughter objects to Kathy being such a slob, and gives her mother grief about that, maybe it's not about other guests at all.  Do you really believe Kathy should be leaving messes anywhere she pleases, outside her own home, and no one is supposed to object?

[b_dubb]

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can somone run this from an isolated system to verify it's working?

I'd help but I still I can't get the page to load. Also I think it's a little disturbing how much brainpower we have wasted trying to create an artificial unintelligence.

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/83-i6WlfuAY
Hey Falkie great video. It is the first time I have watched a video of a video.

[coaster]

Falkie is the most GREATEFUL person on this earth. His kindness toward Kathy is beyond reproach. He has kept her from being HOMELESS and all he asked in return is that she let him sleep in a bit and make an occasional video. As for his smell I think he smells musky. I think that is what the gays spray on themselves to mask the smell of ass. Falkie is not a gay but he is large and sits down allot so his ass probably smells. So ya whatever perfume gay men wear is what he smells like.

Greateful isn't a word, so we can make it one and add a definition to it. Greateful-a fat slob who smells like pee. Yeah, you're right, falkie really is greateful.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, I was just thinking, I have some items that are soaked in rat urine laying around the place and I don't find the odor as offensive as cat urine. Also how lazy are you guys cats that would allow rats the chance to pee on the plushy's

[Rally Squirrel]

And inglorious bitch, YOU don't have to live or interact with Kathy and hear her Patty stories.
I do.
STFU.

No, you do not have to, you want to do it.

I've known both of these women for years and have to deal with the drama on a nearly daily basis.

No, you do not have to, you want to do it.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

You know, Falkie, when I first read that I thought Patty was asking Kathy to make her (Patty's) bed.  It didn't occur to me that 1) Kathy wouldn't make her own bed, at least when she is a guest in someone else's home, and 2) that she would complain (to you) about being asked to do so. 

I have to say, I'm with Patty on this one.  Maybe Patty makes her leave because Patty's daughter objects to Kathy being such a slob, and gives her mother grief about that, maybe it's not about other guests at all.  Do you really believe Kathy should be leaving messes anywhere she pleases, outside her own home, and no one is supposed to object?

patty will toss kathy out for the same reasons falkie did. patty is just "laying down the law" same as falkie did.

what's the problem? 

[SredniVashtar]

And inglorious bitch, YOU don't have to live or interact with Kathy and hear her Patty stories.
I do.
STFU.

I'm with you on this, big guy. She's been a troublemaker from Day One. I don't know where she gets off with all of this so-called "advice" she insists on dishing out. She should just knock it off and STFU. You're living the American Dream, and don't you let a bunch of meddlesome slits try and tell you what to do. I think it was Thomas Jefferson who said, "it's the inalienable right of every American to live in his own shit and poison himself with partially defrosted poultry". I hope this one gets her comeuppance just like that other ratty bitch. This is Sweet Kathy we are talking about - the face that sank launched a thousand ships - and now some jealous hateful slag has the nerve to get in her face by telling her to make her own bed. She'll be telling her not to shit on the floor next, or not to wipe her ass with the tea towel.

Never give up the fight, good man.

[Who]

Good morning Senda.  What do you think of your hero Donald Trump mocking a disabled reporter?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NR6MXO_hQw

[area51drone]

Good morning Senda.  What do you think of your hero Donald Trump mocking a disabled reporter?

Trump is clearly an equal opportunity mocker. 

[paladin1991]

Me or my apartment ?
It's freezing in here & 36 outside.
Re-did the video but felt I couldn't talk very badly about the 2nd best player in the league, With Brown giving him a run for his money in the AFC.
But the Steelers ARE 3-0 against the Sea chickens & all that crowd noise will die down to a choked whimper by the end of the game as they, Gerry and the fans eat seagull pie raw.

Forget to pay the bill, Sendamemoney?

[paladin1991]

If giant pendulous udders are wrong I don't wanna be right.

Wait.


I'm cuntfused.

Which Bitch are whe talking about?  Felchie?

[paladin1991]

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I'm ordering a pizza. Binge watching Falling Skies.

Is that on Netflix?

[paladin1991]

Neither are white or asian or latino cops who use their weapons in the line of duty.

But aren't these the same ppl who take up space at the local medical facility when you have to wait to be seen?  You now, non-whites. 

Always leaves you wondering doesn't it.....what about Sendamemoneys white privilige?  Since you're half jap samurai, do you still qualify as white?

[paladin1991]

Ratty bitched this morning to Kathy after Ratty made fresh cornbread and asked Kathy if she wanted a hot turkey sandwich and when Kathy said no, she said :

" You're a nibbler. I HATE nibblers. "

The Ratty One is making Kathy's life hell.

That's because you ratfucked her and threw her out just before the holidays.  If anybody in this thread is a bitch, it's you.

[paladin1991]

And inglorious bitch, YOU don't have to live or interact with Kathy and hear her Patty stories.
I do.
STFU.

Oh but we do 'live' with them because you always, always, always include them in your postings in my thread.  You Fat Fuck. 
YOU....STFU!

[paladin1991]

She did tell me that she is looking for an apartment but gets " its been rented " or " there's a waiting list " and is very frustrated over it and has been calling all over the place.

Well, then.  YOU call.  Maybe her timid delivery is telling them, "Oh shit, here's another retard MF on section 8.  Aren't there any viable living examples of humanity that need a clean, warm apartment?  Why do I always get these fuckers on the fone?"

Wait.  Scratch that.  She will have a better chance on her own and probably just before hell freezes over.

[paladin1991]

LOL'd at your new avatar, Coaster! I love it! 

I bet that if Felchie started my work out program, he could look that good!

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, then.  YOU call.  Maybe her timid delivery is telling them, "Oh shit, here's another retard MF on section 8.  Aren't there any viable living examples of humanity that need a clean, warm apartment?  Why do I always get these fuckers on the fone?"

Wait.  Scratch that.  She will have a better chance on her own and probably just before hell freezes over.

It might just be a hunch; but your former helpful attitude towards the belching, fat, farting, shitting, obese fuck is waning slightly. Yes?