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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

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Tom Servo with the wrong voice... what the motherfuck?

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Quote from: bateman on November 26, 2015, 11:38:18 AM
A Falkie Thanksgiving special with Kathy AND Patty? Please let there be video of this.
Quote from: paladin1991 on November 25, 2015, 01:22:15 AM
STFU.  No video later.
;D

akwilly

Quote from: bateman on November 26, 2015, 11:50:46 AM
Selfish bitch. I hope she has an hors d'oeuvres spread waiting for you at least.
Hey Falkie, man you are dealing with some real cunts! The way Patty disrespected the car and had the gall to make dinner that late is sickening. I'm glad you didn't go to her place. She should have offered to pay you to come over and eat her food. Also big guy I think Kathy should go braless from here on out. I mean a proper bra would turn her udders into something resembling traffic cones that got toppled over in the street. Also it might make you horny and want to take her back which would be a mistake.

bateman

Patty expected Kathy to put on a bra? Fucking Nazi.

starrmtn001

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 26, 2015, 05:06:46 AM
Oh that will really sting him. Truly. But jeeeze he's funny, you've got to hand him that.
Sredni's last entry had me laughing so hard my sides hurt, and I had to change my underwear. ;D

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 04:47:31 PM
It didn't happen.
I got down to the car and found that Patty decided the car was not " neat enough " for HER.
She re-arranged everything in the car, folded up the seats and now things I could find are all squashed into one corner or piled up on top of each other...

I thought you were going to Patty's, why would she even be riding in the car?

Ciardelo

Quote from: starrmtn001 on November 26, 2015, 07:29:32 PM
Sredni's last entry had me laughing so hard my sides hurt, and I had to change my underwear. ;D
Those naughty bits got my motor runnin' too! :D :D :D

akwilly

Quote from: Paper*Boy on November 26, 2015, 09:35:30 PM
I thought you were going to Patty's, why would she even be riding in the car?
Nice observation, did she stay the night at casa del senda? A pre holiday threesome situation?

Quote from: akwilly on November 26, 2015, 09:43:43 PM
Nice observation, did she stay the night at casa del senda? A pre holiday threesome situation?

Some things have gone down the past few days, including this Patty situation today, and George is under A LOT of stress right now.  I would respectfully ask that you give the man some space, so to speak, to clear his head, calm his nerves, and regain his composure.  He has put up with things that no one should have to bear with Patty and Kathy, and some lines have been crossed (in his opinion) in another circumstance.

Please send some good thoughts his way as he tries to recover mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually from these current trials.  Thank you for your patience, consideration, and cooperation with these requests.

Falkie2013

Quote from: ziznak on November 26, 2015, 10:27:40 AM
I wanna know what shady biz is going down with kathy and some older lady... she didn't splain it to you?? they're upto sumptin... sumptin's gunnah happeeeen!

She does housekeeping. I have no idea exactly what she was doing for the woman save that it was assisting her with Thanksgiving dinner preparations.
Patty regularly cleans up other people's places for cash & has done so for years.

akwilly

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on November 26, 2015, 09:54:50 PM
Some things have gone down the past few days, including this Patty situation today, and George is under A LOT of stress right now.  I would respectfully ask that you give the man some space, so to speak, to clear his head, calm his nerves, and regain his composure.  He has put up with things that no one should have to bear with Patty and Kathy, and some lines have been crossed (in his opinion) in another circumstance.

Please send some good thoughts his way as he tries to recover mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually from these current trials.  Thank you for your patience, consideration, and cooperation with these requests.
After watching his latest NFL picks video I got the sense he was distracted. Mostly because he picked the Panthers twice. Also the way he was huddled up in his steelers blanket made me sad. It was like watching a little child hiding from abusive parents. I hope that whatever Patty and Kathy are up to doesn't result in physical harm to the big guy.

Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on November 26, 2015, 09:43:43 PM
Nice observation, did she stay the night at casa del senda? A pre holiday threesome situation?

Patty has put the seats up in the past to take her ugly ra dog along.
Kathy told me she does NOT want the fog in OUR car but is afraid of pissing Patty off to the point where she says nothing for fear of being tossed out again.
She has been looking for a place with a lot of " we no longer take section 8 " or " there's a waiting list". She has a $100 deposit at one place but who knows when a vacancy will come up.

Who

FALKIE'S THANKSGIVING MISERY



Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 04:47:31 PM
I got down to the car and found that Patty decided the car was not " neat enough " for HER.
She re-arranged everything in the car, folded up the seats and now things I could find are all squashed into one corner or piled up on top of each other.



Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 04:47:31 PM
Patty is lusting after food gift cards that Kathy got from a church. She told Kathy that they could " share " them.
Patty takes food donations from 2 seperate bags and puts it all into one bag and puts it all in her cuboards and suddenly Kathy's food becomes Patty's food.



Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 04:47:31 PM
She told Kathy to wear a bra ( wired and very uncomfortable because Kathy has gained weight and the old bra doesn't fit well anymore ) and even told her not to open a bag of potato chips with her teeth and made her fold over the bag like a napkin.



Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 04:47:31 PM
She's worse than my Mother, super anal retentive, and you would think she'd know better than to fuck with our car.
But that's Patty for you.




Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on November 26, 2015, 10:06:28 PM
After watching his latest NFL picks video I got the sense he was distracted. Mostly because he picked the Panthers twice. Also the way he was huddled up in his steelers blanket made me sad. It was like watching a little child hiding from abusive parents. I hope that whatever Patty and Kathy are up to doesn't result in physical harm to the big guy.

The bedroom is nominally warmer than the living room but not by much. I had forgotten I can turn on the wall heater in there and will do so the next time I go in there.
The living room is freezing cold and tomorrow Kathy is FINALLY going to order me thermal underwear so both parts of me are warm. There's a sale at King Size ending tomorrow so I will at last be totally warm.

Falkie2013

Quote from: bateman on November 26, 2015, 06:59:14 PM
Patty expected Kathy to put on a bra? Fucking Nazi.

My Mother was obsessed with this bra business too & bought Kathy two expensive wired bras that Kathy wore to keep peace but that were not very comfortable.
I think in both the case of Patty and my Mother it was and is a case of propriety & some kind of Victorianism come to the fore.

Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on November 26, 2015, 06:17:39 PM
Hey Falkie, man you are dealing with some real cunts! The way Patty disrespected the car and had the gall to make dinner that late is sickening. I'm glad you didn't go to her place. She should have offered to pay you to come over and eat her food. Also big guy I think Kathy should go braless from here on out. I mean a proper bra would turn her udders into something resembling traffic cones that got toppled over in the street. Also it might make you horny and want to take her back which would be a mistake.

Tomorrow Kathy brings me turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes and corned beef and cabbage and another frozen turkey, so it won't be too bad.
As for Kathy arousing me, ain't going to happen. The mind is willing but age and weight have taken their toll and with my bp waaaaay up when I went to the doctor with Kathy I'm not sure Viagra would be safe.
I don't have the energy I did for sex anymore as I did when we wore out a bed once.
Neither does Kathy though she keeps talking about the past.

akwilly

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:10:26 PM
The bedroom is nominally warmer than the living room but not by much. I had forgotten I can turn on the wall heater in there and will do so the next time I go in there.
The living room is freezing cold and tomorrow Kathy is FINALLY going to order me thermal underwear so both parts of me are warm. There's a sale at King Size ending tomorrow so I will at last be totally warm.
What kind of horrible person only buys you HALF of the thermal underwear that you need. Oh ya the kind of woman that spends money on fancy wired bras thats who.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on November 26, 2015, 12:10:30 PM
Not really. He threw them over the balcony. Let someone else deal with it.

No, arrogant one. We took them all up to West Sac and put all of it in storage.

akwilly

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:20:06 PM
No, arrogant one. We took them all up to West Sac and put all of it in storage.
So the rat urine soaked plushes are now in storage? Why the hell would they not be in the trash?

Who

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:18:28 PM
As for Kathy arousing me, ain't going to happen. The mind is willing but age and weight have taken their toll and I'm not sure Viagra would be safe.



Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:18:28 PM
I don't have the energy I did for sex anymore as I did when we wore out a bed once.


Falkie2013

Quote from: Laurakinch on November 26, 2015, 05:25:06 PM
So you declined Patty's dinner invite..why? Because she didn't want to sit on top of all the garbage piled up in your filthy car?  Or was 7pm too late to stuff your fat face?

Fuck you bitch.
The stuff in the car is there because I have nowhere to put it until next month but it's not Patty's car to fuck with, it's ours.
And Patty has been told not to move stuff in the car and does it anyway.
I didn't go because both Kathy and I knew a verbal confrontation was inevitable between Patty and I and Kathy didn't want to get tossed out by the bitch.
Patty will bully Kathy to do stuff she does not want to do ( like taking boxes out of the car after being told not to by me ) and Kathy is in fear to say no.
Patty has also stolen stuff from Kathy over the years solely because it's Kathy and she wants it.
Patty has even been bitching that the car is registered in both Kathy and my names and keeps nagging Kathy about " Well, WHY isn't it YOUR car ? " even though I pay for 1/2 the insurance.
Patty does this crap all the time.
She nagged Kathy that a friend of hers needed a shower chair and stole it out of my bathtub.
Kathy went and got it back.
She nagged Kathy about liking my German cookbook and stole it out of my apartment when left alone in here and denies she did.
And nagged Kathy for months and maybe years about her sagging couch that was defective when Kathy bought it Montgomery Ward's and they never repaired it.

Falkie2013

Quote from: akwilly on November 26, 2015, 10:23:57 PM
So the rat urine soaked plushes are now in storage? Why the hell would they not be in the trash?

No, the rat urine soaked plushes went in the dumpster.
When we have time we will go up there, dump more baking soda in the boxes ( as I did already) and using gloves, a mask, Lysol and a bucket, will see what can be salvaged, if anything.
I threw out several plushes Kathy liked and a number of posters and papers too soiled to keep.
I am not going to do it in the cold of winter and will do it in the spring.
If most of it has to be tossed, so be it and Kathy knows what she may have to do.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:31:42 PM
Fuck you bitch.
The stuff in the car is there because I have nowhere to put it until next month but it's not Patty's car to fuck with, it's ours.
And Patty has been told not to move stuff in the car and does it anyway.
I didn't go because both Kathy and I knew a verbal confrontation was inevitable between Patty and I and Kathy didn't want to get tossed out by the bitch.
Patty will bully Kathy to do stuff she does not want to do ( like taking boxes out of the car after being told not to by me ) and Kathy is in fear to say no.
Patty has also stolen stuff from Kathy over the years solely because it's Kathy and she wants it.
Patty has even been bitching that the car is registered in both Kathy and my names and keeps nagging Kathy about " Well, WHY isn't it YOUR car ? " even though I pay for 1/2 the insurance.
Patty does this crap all the time.
She nagged Kathy that a friend of hers needed a shower chair and stole it out of my bathtub.
Kathy went and got it back.
She nagged Kathy about liking my German cookbook and stole it out of my apartment when left alone in here and denies she did.
And nagged Kathy for months about her sagging couch that was defective when Kathy bought it st Montgomery Ward's and they never repaired it.


Who

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:31:42 PM
Patty does this crap all the time.  She nagged Kathy that a friend of hers needed a shower chair and stole it out of my bathtub.


Falkie seriously, why have these gross people in your life?

coaster

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:10:26 PM
Kathy is FINALLY going to order me thermal underwear so both parts of me are warm. There's a sale at King Size ending tomorrow so I will at last be totally warm.
Gross.

bateman

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:36:26 PM
No, the rat urine soaked plushes went in the dumpster.
When we have time we will go up there, dump more baking soda in the boxes ( as I did already) and using gloves, a mask, Lysol and a bucket, will see what can be salvaged, if anything.
I threw out several plushes Kathy liked and a number of posters and papers too soiled to keep.
I am not going to do it in the cold of winter and will do it in the spring.
If most of it has to be tossed, so be it and Kathy knows what she may have to do.

Seems like a lot of work for some plushies, man.

Who

THE LATEST FROM FALKIE'S BALCONY

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 26, 2015, 10:36:26 PM
When we have time we will go up there, dump more baking soda in the boxes ( as I did already) and using gloves, a mask, Lysol and a bucket, will see what can be salvaged, if anything.
I threw out several plushes Kathy liked and a number of posters and papers too soiled to keep.
I am not going to do it in the cold of winter and will do it in the spring.
If most of it has to be tossed, so be it and Kathy knows what she may have to do.


akwilly

Quote from: VoteQuimby on November 26, 2015, 10:44:06 PM
Falkie seriously, why have these gross people in your life?
Many celebs have hangers ons. He is trying to break free from the riff raff that is Patty and Kathy but it is hard to let go of the past without hurting people. Falkie is sensitive to their feelings and knows that they would probably not make it through the winter without his kindness.

You can't soar with the Eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

Falkie actually seems functional, why does he put himself through such gross stuff? At some point while trying to scrub the rat piss out of home furnishings you should consider what got you there in the first place. Kathy can't be that good of a lay... can she?

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