The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[bateman]

A Falkie Thanksgiving special with Kathy AND Patty? Please let there be video of this.

[nooryisawesome]

There's only going to be the three of us & I dread eating Patty's cooking because Kathy says Patty cooks with too much oil and I will have to hear her stupid, ugly dog yapping all the time & Patty won't even be there until 6 pm because she's helping some older lady with something or other.
At least I get to watch some football while she's gone.

Kathy told me to be nice but I did THINK of a joke that I can't tell because Patty hits hard :

" Ah, Patty. I see Sea World gave you a pardon for Thanksgiving. ! "

I'm going to have to steel myself NOT to make comments because so many jokes come to mind. 🦃😈😺

Senda making fun of someone's  weight....

[bateman]

Bateman, you need to keep up.
Her stuff was moved weeks ago and the ruined plushes went in the dumpster.

Did you have to move them yourself? That must have been quite a strain.

[bateman]

There's only going to be the three of us & I dread eating Patty's cooking because Kathy says Patty cooks with too much oil and I will have to hear her stupid, ugly dog yapping all the time & Patty won't even be there until 6 pm because she's helping some older lady with something or other.
At least I get to watch some football while she's gone.

Selfish bitch. I hope she has an hors d'oeuvres spread waiting for you at least.

[coaster]

Falkie's 55 inch waist lubed up with mayo so he can get into his thanksgiving sweatpants.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hapy Thanksgiving everyone! And Falkie!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Selfish bitch. I hope she has an hors d'oeuvres spread waiting for you at least.

That bitch. She'd better have some eats ready for the big guy and his missus. Imagine her making them wait around to be fed!

[bateman]

That bitch. She'd better have some eats ready for the big guy and his missus. Imagine her making them wait around to be fed!

The next insult would be failing to reimburse his travel expenses.

[bateman]

I wonder if this big Thanksgiving dinner is all part of Patty's plan to rape Kathy again. All that tryptophan.

[Yorkshire pud]

I wonder if this big Thanksgiving dinner is all part of Patty's plan to rape Kathy again. All that tryptophan.

Trypto how many?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Did you have to move them yourself? That must have been quite a strain.

Not really. He threw them over the balcony. Let someone else deal with it.

[Defwhale]

Selfish bitch. I hope she has an hors d'oeuvres spread waiting for you at least.

Kathy will only be gone a couple hours, remember she doesn't get up until about 2.  And between 3 to 4 on weekends and holidays.

Besides, this gives Falkie time to snoop around during commercial breaks, and urinate on some of Patty's things.  Not that he would, just that he has the time to.

[bateman]

Besides, this gives Falkie time to snoop around during commercial breaks, and urinate on some of Patty's things.  Not that he would, just that he has the time to.

Well why should he waste precious time and energy getting up to use a bathroom?

[bateman]

Falkie, I swear to all that is good and holy, if you don't film some of this then you are a complete goddamn failure as a Youtuber. A Falkie Thanksgiving would be a ratings bonanza, Cart Liner Review pt 2 not so much. Don't screw this up.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Falkie, I swear to all that is good and holy, if you don't film some of this then you are a complete goddamn failure as a Youtuber. A Falkie Thanksgiving would be a ratings bonanza, Cart Liner Review pt 2 not so much. Don't screw this up.

You mean Youtubber

[Gumby, Dammit]

Falkie, I swear to all that is good and holy, if you don't film some of this then you are a complete goddamn failure as a Youtuber. A Falkie Thanksgiving would be a ratings bonanza, Cart Liner Review pt 2 not so much. Don't screw this up.

And do something UNIQUE, Flunkie. Have sweet black-eyed Kathy hold the camera while you squat and crap in a litter box. Fat-ass nekkid, too.

[Who]

Falkie, I swear to all that is good and holy, if you don't film some of this then you are a complete goddamn failure as a Youtuber. A Falkie Thanksgiving would be a ratings bonanza, Cart Liner Review pt 2 not so much. Don't screw this up.

The Hallmark Hall of Fame presents . . . A Falkie Thanksgiving.  Starring John Goodman as Falkie,  Kathy Kinney as Kathy, Kathy Bates as Patty and Boop the cat as herself.

[SnapT]

Happy Thanksgiving, Falkie!

Try not to get raped!

[Roswells, Art]

Falkie, I swear to all that is good and holy, if you don't film some of this then you are a complete goddamn failure as a Youtuber. A Falkie Thanksgiving would be a ratings bonanza, Cart Liner Review pt 2 not so much. Don't screw this up.

What?! How can you say that? Just the title 'Cart Liner Review pt 2' fills one with wonder and excitement. And what about all those people waiting for part two so they can finally decide for themselves whether to buy one or not?

[cosmic hobo]

FALKIE!!!!!



How can Falkie not realize that he is going to be drugged and anally raped simultaneously by Traitor Kathy and Ratty Patty with Turkey basters. Lube up before you go Falkie.

[coaster]

Watching mst3k marathon and saw falkie. I had no idea he was in the moving pictures.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Watching mst3k marathon and saw falkie. I had no idea he was in the moving pictures.

...Where is this happening?

[coaster]

...Where is this happening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRkbR0rEnIo&app=desktop

[Falkie2013]

...Where is this happening?

It didn't happen.
I got down to the car and found that Patty decided the car was not " neat enough " for HER.
She re-arranged everything in the car, folded up the seats and now things I could find are all squashed into one corner or piled up on top of each other.
I got a splitting headache over it, dinner would not have been ready until 7 so Kathy took me to Denny's ( almost only thing open ) where I had one of the worst meals of my life with a terrible waitress ( we've eaten at the one on Willow Pass and the food there is edible ). I took one bite of a couple of things and made a grimace. Tasteless or undercooked.
So I told Kathy don't EVER have me over or think of my going to Patty's.
Patty is lusting after food gift cards that Kathy got from a church. She told Kathy that they could " share " them.
Patty takes food donations from 2 seperate bags and puts it all into one bag and puts it all in her cuboards and suddenly Kathy's food becomes Patty's food.
She told Kathy to wear a bra ( wired and very uncomfortable because Kathy has gained weight and the old bra doesn't fit well anymore ) and even told her not to open a bag of potato chips with her teeth and made her fold over the bag like a napkin.
She's worse than my Mother, super anal retentive, and you would think she'd know better than to fuck with our car.
But that's Patty for you.
Kathy said a fight was inevitable and she's probably right.

So I got 2 peach waters and went home after the horrible meal and am going to try to get rid of my headache which I shouldn't have had in the first place.
And Kathy wonders why I can't stand the thought of the damned bitch.

Sorry to disappoint all of you.
G*d knows what my bp is right now...

It's times like this I wish I drank more ... :

[coaster]

Sorry to disappoint all of you.

Don't worry. Everyone is used to it.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRkbR0rEnIo&app=desktop

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Thank you thank you thank you. This thanksgiving felt empty without MST3K. I'm one of the biggest MSTIES you'll ever meet.

Happy Thanksgiving Falkie. 

[cosmic hobo]

It didn't happen.
I got down to the car and found that Patty decided the car was not " neat enough " for HER.
She re-arranged everything in the car, folded up the seats and now things I could find are all squashed into one corner or piled up on top of each other.
I got a splitting headache over it, dinner would not have been ready until 7 so Kathy took me to Denny's ( almost only thing open ) where I had one of the worst meals of my life with a terrible waitress ( we've eaten at the one on Willow Pass and the food there is edible ). I took one bite of a couple of things and made a grimace. Tasteless or undercooked.
So I told Kathy don't EVER have me over or think of my going to Patty's.
Patty is lusting after food gift cards that Kathy got from a church. She told Kathy that they could " share " them.
Patty takes food donations from 2 seperate bags and puts it all into one bag and puts it all in her cuboards and suddenly Kathy's food becomes Patty's food.
She told Kathy to wear a bra ( wired and very uncomfortable because Kathy has gained weight and the old bra doesn't fit well anymore ) and even told her not to open a bag of potato chips with her teeth and made her fold over the bag like a napkin.
She's worse than my Mother, super anal retentive, and you would think she'd know better than to fuck with our car.
But that's Patty for you.
Kathy said a fight was inevitable and she's probably right.

So I got 2 peach waters and went home after the horrible meal and am going to try to get rid of my headache which I shouldn't have had in the first place.
And Kathy wonders why I can't stand the thought of the damned bitch.

Sorry to disappoint all of you.
G*d knows what my bp is right now...

It's times like this I wish I drank more ... :

Worst. Season. Finale. Ever.

Hopefully the Christmas Special delivers.

[Laurakinch]

It didn't happen.
I got down to the car and found that Patty decided the car was not " neat enough " for HER.
She re-arranged everything in the car, folded up the seats and now things I could find are all squashed into one corner or piled up on top of each other.
I got a splitting headache over it, dinner would not have been ready until 7 so Kathy took me to Denny's ( almost only thing open ) where I had one of the worst meals of my life

So you declined Patty's dinner invite..why? Because she didn't want to sit on top of all the garbage piled up in your filthy car?  Or was 7pm too late to stuff your fat face?

[coaster]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Thank you thank you thank you. This thanksgiving felt empty without MST3K. I'm one of the biggest MSTIES you'll ever meet.

Happy Thanksgiving Falkie. 

You're welcome. You missed eegah, gorgo, and a few others today. I think it started around nine this morning. Mst3k is the greatest.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

You're welcome. You missed eegah, gorgo, and a few others today. I think it started around nine this morning. Mst3k is the greatest.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh man... this is like heroin to me. All this stuff Shout Factory is doing with the show is very very exciting. I am in heaven.

This takes me back to being a small kid and watching the marathons on Comedy Central.