The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

By comparison, my place is spotless.

[Who]

By comparison, my place is spotless.

[Noorynoid]

meh...

[jazmunda]

By comparison, my place is spotless.

[akwilly]

If Falkie goes to the conference in Fountain Hills, AZ...I'll buy him lunch at the buffet in the casino.  What the heck...   I personally won't eat at a buffet, but I'll have a Kettle One and Soda...

I could be BG's reporter getting an exclusive interview...

Damn Chefist I got drunk last night and actually thought it would be cool to get a plane ticket and interview Falkie. Now that I'm sober I will not be going to the event but am so happy that you could interview the big guy. Do you need a list of questions to ask the big guy?

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/-VN2KRxTdjE
By comparison

[ONeill]

https://youtu.be/-VN2KRxTdjE
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Dear Sweet K, this is way over the line.

[Defwhale]

This shit is going down! 

You may need to work out Falkie's travel expense schedule with George Noory, but the flip side to paying for a visitors travel is Falkie's custom of cleaning the residence of the host. 

He may not have been so great at it before, but he's had plenty of practice lately.  If your place is already clean, he will also happily substitute the barn or outhouse.

[nooryisawesome]

It's a labor of Hercules to clean your own living space.

That's hilarious. How lazy can a person be?

[b_dubb]

If Falkie goes to the conference in Fountain Hills, AZ...I'll buy him lunch at the buffet in the casino.  What the heck...   I personally won't eat at a buffet, but I'll have a Kettle One and Soda...

I could be BG's reporter getting an exclusive interview...

Why would you do that to yourself?

[chefist]

Damn Chefist I got drunk last night and actually thought it would be cool to get a plane ticket and interview Falkie. Now that I'm sober I will not be going to the event but am so happy that you could interview the big guy. Do you need a list of questions to ask the big guy?

Absolutely! A list would be great! Thanks

[paladin1991]

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Will Falkie meet Eddie n I in Fountain Hills? I think this is an important question....

Is there an 'all you can eat' nearby?

[paladin1991]

Bateman!  You are fucking killing me this morning!

[SredniVashtar]

Might you be from the Emerald Isle? I think I've only ever heard the Irish use Feck and Shite.

Only when they're talking to you, dear.

[paladin1991]

Had to check myself for a minute. 

Little Chris, that avatar you are using.  It looks like a stiff 3 days dead.  Whaddaya say Jocko?  3 days dead fm the bloat?  We know room temp plays a big role.....but I'm gonna call 3 days.  What do you think?  I think the tell is in the eyes, the way the eyeball beginning to protrude would force the eyelid s to partially open....yeah, 3 days dead.

[paladin1991]

Wait.  Isn't that Our Sweet Kathy's car?  The Flaky One doesn't own a car.

[AppealPlay]

Had to check myself for a minute. 

Little Chris, that avatar you are using.  It looks like a stiff 3 days dead.  Whaddaya say Jocko?  3 days dead fm the bloat?  We know room temp plays a big role.....but I'm gonna call 3 days.  What do you think?  I think the tell is in the eyes, the way the eyeball beginning to protrude would force the eyelid s to partially open....yeah, 3 days dead.

I was thinking more cancer stricken Roger Ebert.

[chefist]

Is there an 'all you can eat' nearby?

The conference is at an Indian Casino...I'm sure there is a more than mediocre buffet there!

[paladin1991]

https://youtu.be/-VN2KRxTdjE
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It's THE FELCHAPPOTAMUS on it's weekly shamble off in search of a Cinnabon.

[SredniVashtar]

Had to check myself for a minute. 
Little Chris, that avatar you are using.  It looks like a stiff 3 days dead. 

I think rigor mortis is that fat fuck's only option if he wants a boner these days.

[SredniVashtar]

It's THE FELCHAPPOTAMUS on it's weekly shamble off in search of a Cinnabon.

He looks so sweet there, you wouldn't realise they are some of the most ruthless killers in the animal kingdom. I think I'd rather take my chances with a crocodile (or Sweet Kathy if she was standing behind me at the cafeteria) than one of these bloody things. This guy was really lucky here, you can tell that big ugly bastard was just itching to fuck his shit up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EftFKZLsIaw

[Defwhale]

And Kathy is not going. She thinks aliens and the subject of UFO's is boring and only likes the alien from the Alien series of movies.
Then the following week or so we'd drive down to LA for the event there at the LAX Hilton.
Kathy wants to see LA and buy stuff.
She's out today looking for apartments

And Kathy is not going.

What is that apartment going to look like after a long weekend of no supervision?

[Inglorious Bitch]

And Kathy is not going.

Kathy: "But Ricky  Falkie! I wanna be in the show!"

[PB the Deplorable]

... Then the following week or so we'd drive down to LA for the event there at the LAX Hilton.
Kathy wants to see LA and buy stuff.
She's out today looking for apartments...

A Falkie and Kathy road trip to LA.

With all the excitement of the Phoenix conference, this adventure didn't get the attention it deserved.

What stops is Falkie going to make along the way?  Will he meet up with George and Tommy somewhere other than the event itself, perhaps at the studio, or perhaps for lunch or dinner?  Who wouldn't want to see video of the inside of Tommy's place?  Or George's?  What sights does Kathy want to see?  What does Kathy want to buy?

[Defwhale]

Chefist could split the room costs IF he wanted to share a room & if I go. I'm still deciding

That sounds like a great idea. 

[SredniVashtar]

A Falkie and Kathy road trip to LA.

This is starting to sound like Hunter S Thompson. Falkie's moronic videos are just another way to revive Gonzo journalism. I think the world needs F and SK to get wasted on a boatload of heinous chemicals and drive like a bastard to whatever UFO convention will have them. I think SK would be a dead ringer for Thompson's disgustingly obese Samoan attorney too.

Falkie, Sweet Kathy, a pint of ether and a trunk full of LSD. Where do I subscribe?

[PB the Deplorable]

This is starting to sound like Hunter S Thompson. Falkie's moronic videos are just another way to revive Gonzo journalism. I think the world needs F and SK to get wasted on a boatload of heinous chemicals and drive like a bastard to whatever UFO convention will have them. I think SK would be a dead ringer for Thompson's disgustingly obese Samoan attorney too.

Falkie, Sweet Kathy, a pint of ether and a trunk full of LSD. Where do I subscribe?

Now we're getting somewhere

[inuk2600]

This is starting to sound like Hunter S Thompson. Falkie's moronic videos are just another way to revive Gonzo journalism. I think the world needs F and SK to get wasted on a boatload of heinous chemicals and drive like a bastard to whatever UFO convention will have them. I think SK would be a dead ringer for Thompson's disgustingly obese Samoan attorney too.

Falkie, Sweet Kathy, a pint of ether and a trunk full of LSD. Where do I subscribe?

Youtube would explode, This is where the money's at. Falkie & Sweet K's LSD Fueled travel adventures. They could explore a whole world of local toy stores and Chuck E. Cheeses.

[SredniVashtar]

Youtube would explode, This is where the money's at. Falkie & Sweet K's LSD Fueled travel adventures. They could explore a whole world of local toy stores and Chuck E. Cheeses.

Falkie reporting from the Indy 500 while fucked up on ecstasy. Sweet Kathy out of her mind on LSD and fighting fire-breathing mutant squirrels. Sweet Kathy advising Falkie: "as your attorney, I recommend you get twisted like a mad fuck on this blotter acid, and we can screw afterwards like Ebola crazed baboons".

[Who]

Once again we have reached into the space-time continuum and randomly selected Five Seconds in the Life of George Senda.  In this episode Senda proudly shows the world the toilet paper and 3-day-old lunch in his  bedroom.  Enjoy and be inspired.



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