The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Defwhale]

If Falkie goes to the conference in Fountain Hills, AZ...I'll buy him lunch at the buffet in the casino.  What the heck...   I personally won't eat at a buffet, but I'll have a Kettle One and Soda...

I could be BG's reporter getting an exclusive interview...

A regular normal interview where you ask questions and have a conversation, or a Falkie style interview where you bellow and rant at the, um, interviewee?

[chefist]

I'll bring my video camera & we can shoot a wildlife documentary at the conference.
Working title:  The squinty eyed Grifter

This shit is going down! 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Sorry Sredni, tied up. But not even childbirth kept me from quickly following the happenings of the Falkie thread

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[chefist]

A regular normal interview where you ask questions and have a conversation, or a Falkie style interview where you bellow and rant at the, um, interviewee?

I'm a "dig your own grave" type of interviewer...

[ONeill]

Karl is under rated as a caring sensitive bitch lover. His ability to withstand quite brutal and probably illegal practices is breathtaking and has to be said, inspiring to all who live as he does with unreconcilable homosexuality. Although he does come across as butch, he prefers being bottom. Have I said too much?

Wait a second, I thought Karl went underground to deal with the fact that his wife was fucking a black midget?

[paladin1991]

Karl is under rated as a caring sensitive bitch lover. His ability to withstand quite brutal and probably illegal practices is breathtaking and has to be said, inspiring to all who live as he does with unreconcilable homosexuality. Although he does come across as butch, he prefers being bottom. Have I said too much?

It hurts to laugh still, will you stop?

[paladin1991]

Did Pig get banned?

*Looks around*  Well, I'll be damned.  Snuck out of here.  And it was her turn to buy drinks.

[paladin1991]

If Falkie goes to the conference in Fountain Hills, AZ...I'll buy him lunch at the buffet in the casino.  What the heck...   I personally won't eat at a buffet, but I'll have a Kettle One and Soda...

I could be BG's reporter getting an exclusive interview...

Don't forget your iPad.  Felchie will have his fat pad.

[paladin1991]

SendaMeMoney was so proud of his accomplishments that day. Grifting almost 300 bucks. What a honey pot. He should start a new web site for cons, moochers and sad sacks, where they triumphantly display the haul from their mark and give tips on how to panhandle professionally for fun  and profit without any hint of shame.

I thought the IRS had a website.

[chefist]

Don't forget your iPad.  Felchie will have his fat pad.

Eddie volunteered to be the camera/tech guru! My job would be to provide mass quantities of food, drink my vodka and ask a couple of self destructive questions...

[paladin1991]

Let's hope not. That tight blouse and miniskirt did something for me.

You're right.  Looked better on you than on her.

[paladin1991]

Sorry Sredni, tied up. But not even childbirth kept me from quickly following the happenings of the Falkie thread, which must be some sort of new low.

Falkie's videos don't do much to quiet the crying, I am sorry to report. Had thought they might.

'Rats!  You mutt. And to your wife. 

[paladin1991]

This shit is going down! 

They say the same about you at the VFW.

[paladin1991]

Eddie volunteered to be the camera/tech guru! My job would be to provide mass quantities of food, drink my vodka and ask a couple of self destructive questions...

This will be good.

[chefist]

They say the same about you at the VFW.

Stop projecting...

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're right.  Looked better on you than on her.

You sly dog!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Wait a second, I thought Karl went underground to deal with the fact that his wife was fucking a black midget?

Video later.

[SredniVashtar]

Wait a second, I thought Karl went underground to deal with the fact that his wife was fucking a black midget?

No, something must have got lost in translation. It turned out that QK's 'wife' was a fucking black midget. Here is a photo taken at their wedding. I am sure you will agree with me that she has never looked lovelier.

[ONeill]

Video later.

As long as the camera catches Karl watching.

[ONeill]

No, something must have got lost in translation. It turned out that QK's 'wife' was a fucking black midget. Here is a photo taken at their wedding. I am sure you will agree with me that she has never looked lovelier.

What a lovely bride.

[coaster]

It was a great feat because for months I got subjected to :

Noory's not going to do the interview.
Noory's not going to give you the money for your glasses.
Noory's not going to give you gas money.
And so on and so on.

So its was a great feat because strangers give you shit on the internet? I don't think so. A great feat would be climbing a mountain, or cleaning your pig pen of a home,  not driving down a highway to meet a dipshit. People drive every day, it's nothing special. If you honestly think that it was a great feat because someone said you were not going to go, you are dumber than I thought.
Hey, I think none of you assholes are going to work tomorrow. What a feat it will be when you do. I just told myself that I'm not going to take a shit, but I really have to. What a feat it will be when I walk to the bathroom...
Falkie, you have no idea what a feat is. But you have the type of mentality where you think whatever little mundane thing you do is special and extraordinary. It's not.

[onan]

 New dress code for conventions: Duct tape, preferably black.

[chefist]

New dress code for conventions: Duct tape, preferably black.

Absolutely! For several years the trade show I frequented in Las Vegas was at the same venue as the "Gentlemen's Club" convention...Duct tape would have been considered "conservative dress"...

[bateman]

So its was a great feat because strangers give you shit on the internet? I don't think so. A great feat would be climbing a mountain, or cleaning your pig pen of a home,  not driving down a highway to meet a dipshit. People drive every day, it's nothing special. If you honestly think that it was a great feat because someone said you were not going to go, you are dumber than I thought.
Hey, I think none of you assholes are going to work tomorrow. What a feat it will be when you do. I just told myself that I'm not going to take a shit, but I really have to. What a feat it will be when I walk to the bathroom...
Falkie, you have no idea what a feat is. But you have the type of mentality where you think whatever little mundane thing you do is special and extraordinary. It's not.

I sense a new meme... Great Feats of Falkie.

[Who]

I sense a new meme... Great Feats of Falkie.

Great Falkie Feat.  Falkie says Kathy is going to get an apartment far away.  When she does he will buy his own car and start driving again.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I sense a new meme... Great Feats of Falkie.

Or a Festivus for the rest of us. Don't forget the Festivus dinner, the Festivus pole, the "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength".

[Falkie2013]

A regular normal interview where you ask questions and have a conversation, or a Falkie style interview where you bellow and rant at the, um, interviewee?

An interview where I ask the attendee which Kettle chip is his favorite.

[inuk2600]

An interview where I ask the attendee which Kettle chip is his favorite.

Fuck yeah!

[chefist]

An interview where I ask the attendee which Kettle chip is his favorite.

George would you grant Eddie n I an interview? I will be professional and respectful.

[Falkie2013]

So its was a great feat because strangers give you shit on the internet? I don't think so. A great feat would be climbing a mountain, or cleaning your pig pen of a home,  not driving down a highway to meet a dipshit. People drive every day, it's nothing special. If you honestly think that it was a great feat because someone said you were not going to go, you are dumber than I thought.
Hey, I think none of you assholes are going to work tomorrow. What a feat it will be when you do. I just told myself that I'm not going to take a shit, but I really have to. What a feat it will be when I walk to the bathroom...
Falkie, you have no idea what a feat is. But you have the type of mentality where you think whatever little mundane thing you do is special and extraordinary. It's not.

I know precisely what a feat is, but I won't use the dictionary definition.
I cleaned my apartment and showed my progress in videos.
For me, considering the condition of the place it was akin to the labors of Hercules, given the time constraints I was under and my physical limitations.
As for my apartment being a " pigpen " ( which it is not by any means ), I have seen far, far worse in my lifetime including one with every surface covered with tobacco ash because the resident was a pipe smoker who deposited his ashes on the floor and one where every wall surface was blocked by stacks and stacks of back issues of yellowing newspapers going back decades.
And then there was the hotel room of a fellow in San Francisco where the tenant had a 100 cats in it covered by the late Chronicle reporter Harry Jupiter.
By comparison, my place is spotless.
But none of you would deign to show up and help me clean and the only suggestion I got was for me to sell my possessions which was arrogant presumption and counter productive.
I would not demand the same of any of you or of strangers whom I do not know.