The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

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Met some guy on the bus who saw my hat with all the buttons and saw me reading the UFO book ( and got a new one today ) and said there are 154 alien races here and that they are in a base in Pennsylvanis.
But then he says he has NO cell phone and NO computer because he takes things apart because he's being " watched. ".\\
I said :

" You're riding the BUS ! No one is going to watch you riding the bus. "
Then he babbled all the way to BART with the driver and when I got back, there was the same guy on the bus babbling again going back to Martinez.
When I got on BART two guys were breakdancing on the floor, walls and jumping up to the ceiling and asking for donations.
BART's full of them.
Guys with accordians, guys with no legs singing badly in wheelchairs, etc.
Went to the doctor and when I got back there were people standing out with cups every 30 feet.
And no, I'm not going to be asking for donations with a cup.
.....

it always stumps me that you don't understand that you do understand. 

[Falkie2013]

I hope Falkie does an in-depth interview with Tommy if he's there.

Would also be cool if he did live Periscopes throughout the event.  Are you on Periscope, Falkie?

I love Periscope.  Only been using it for a few days and I've already talked to Tom Bergeron, Ross Matthews, Ellen DeGeneres, John Witherspoon, Jack Vale, John Cochrane from SURVIVOR, and dozens of local TV news anchors.

I am of German ancestry.

Ich haben sie das periskop fur der unterseeboats.

" Achtung ! Sehund trolle! Feuer einz ! Feuer swei ! Feuer drei ! "

" Sehund trolle. Gesunken das gleiche ! "

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

And the oil rig workers who do a really tough, dangerous job so that the public can drive around in their suburbans.  And the miners who ensure that we have the resources to create bridges.  And the forestry workers who give us the materials to build our shelters.  And the hair stylists who risk carpal tunnel syndrome for us to look good...  Really, the list goes on and on.  However, police officer is far from the top of the most dangerous list and all of these other people contribute to the "public good" as well.

Hell, even Alabama recognized that in addition to "the policeman on patrol" there are also the auto workers, the steel mill workers and the the men (and women) who deliver your groceries risking the highway every day putting on a million miles.

Sorry... I get a little ticked when I am told that any group is special and "deserves" something.

I suppose it's a valid opinion, but each of those are private sector jobs designed to make the employer and employee a buck rather than provide a public service as its primary motivator.  Most of the dangers involved in those sectors can be mitigated with proper work practices which are indeed the responsibility of the government to enforce and of society to petition.  None of those positions are primarily being performed in the name of the public good, and none are asking the employee to place themselves in the way of a bullet from an unregulatable soldier, terrorist, or criminal.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

And the oil rig workers who do a really tough, dangerous job so that the public can drive around in their suburbans.  And the miners who ensure that we have the resources to create bridges.  And the forestry workers who give us the materials to build our shelters.  And the hair stylists who risk carpal tunnel syndrome for us to look good...  Really, the list goes on and on.  However, police officer is far from the top of the most dangerous list and all of these other people contribute to the "public good" as well.

Hell, even Alabama recognized that in addition to "the policeman on patrol" there are also the auto workers, the steel mill workers and the the men (and women) who deliver your groceries risking the highway every day putting on a million miles.

Sorry... I get a little ticked when I am told that any group is special and "deserves" something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWqiyKCzp-g

right on! all those government oil rig workers, government miners, government hair stylists, government auto workers... no... wait... i'll give ya that one.    Alabama works for the government too? 

[coaster]

We have three threads here. Arts, Noorys, which is dying because he sucks so bad, and this one. Enjoy the shallow end of the pool fellas. This shit wont last too long. Have fun while it lasts.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I am of German ancestry.

that's ok. i'm sure you will be able to finish what you start despite that fact. 

[Falkie2013]

I suppose it's a valid opinion, but each of those are private sector jobs designed to make the employer and employee a buck rather than provide a public service as its primary motivator.  Most of the dangers involved in those sectors can be mitigated with proper work practices which are indeed the responsibility of the government to enforce and of society to petition.  None of those positions are primarily being performed in the name of the public good, and none are asking the employee to place themselves in the way of a bullet from an unregulatable soldier, terrorist, or criminal.

Here are occupations more dangerous than being a police officer. Number of deaths per 100,000 employed:

Logging workers: 127.8
Fishermen: 117.0
Aircraft pilots: 53.4
Roofers: 40.5
Garbage collectors: 36.8
Electrical power line installation/repair: 29.8
Truck drivers: 22.8
Oil and gas extraction: 21.9
Farmers and ranchers: 21.3
Construction workers: 17.4

The nation's most fatal state is Texas, where there were 433 work-related deaths in 2012. With a total population of 26.1 million, the death rate in Texas is disproportionate to the state's size. California, the nation's most populous state with 38 million residents, ranks second in total number of work-related deaths, with 390 deaths in 2012, according to government data. That's up from 339 in 2011.

The government data also indicates that it's far safer to be at work today than it was 10 years ago. In 1992, some 6,217 people died on the job, compared with just 4,383 in 2012. Aside from transportation-related deaths, the second most common cause of death at work is violence, accounting for 767 deaths in 2012. Getting hit, crushed or caught in machinery and other objects accounted for 712 deaths, while falls, slips and trips were the fourth leading cause of workplace fatalities, accounting for 668 deaths.

The government data also indicates that it's far safer to be at work today than it was 10 years ago. In 1992, some 6,217 people died on the job, compared with just 4,383 in 2012. Aside from transportation-related deaths, the second most common cause of death at work is violence, accounting for 767 deaths in 2012. Getting hit, crushed or caught in machinery and other objects accounted for 712 deaths, while falls, slips and trips were the fourth leading cause of workplace fatalities, accounting for 668 deaths.

US workplaces with highest rates of occupational homicide 1980-1999 :

Per 100,000 workers per year.

Taxicab companies  287    26.9 %
Liquor stores           115     8     %
Gas stations            304     5.6  %
Detectives/orotective services
                              152     5     %
Justice/public order jobs
                              640    3.4   %
Grocery stores        806    3.2   %
Jewelry stores          56     3.2   %
Hotels/motels         153    3.2   %
Eating/drinking places 
                              754    1.5   %

It's almost more dangerous for guys like me or Justin to provide you with gas or food than being a cop.
We take one for the team while the haters who think we need a " real " job don't.
And get put down for it.
My forum admin is working in a grocery store in Minneapolis until he goes back to growing coffee & raising honeybees in Guatamala.
I got robbed 3 times at gunpoint when I was working, all at night on graveyard.
I also got beaten up twice by gangs of shoplifters.
It's why I quit working at night.
I know 2 gas stations in this area where the robbers shot and killed the clerks and were never found.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

It's almost more dangerous for guys like me or Justin to provide you with gas or food than being a cop.
We take one for the team while the haters who think we need a " real " job don't.
And get put down for it.
My forum admin is working in a grocery store in Minneapolis until he goes back to growing coffee & raising honeybees in Guatamala.
I got robbed 3 times at gunpoint when I was working, all at night on graveyard.
I also got beaten up twice by gangs of shoplifters.
It's why I quit working at night.
I know 2 gas stations in this area where the robbers shot and killed the clerks and were never found.

and yet... you felt safe enough to take a nap? i'm just asking.. :

[paladin1991]

I am of German ancestry.

Ich haben sie das periskop fur der unterseeboats.

" Achtung ! Sehund trolle! Feuer einz ! Feuer swei ! Feuer drei ! "

" Sehund trolle. Gesunken das gleiche ! "

Du bist ein Scheisskopf!!

[Falkie2013]

and yet... you felt safe enough to take a nap? i'm just asking.. :

They couldn't get to me inside the booths if the door was locked.
I got robbed once in the street bringing in a credit card machine from my store, once behind the counter when my co worker went for coffee and no one was in the place and the robber made me kneel down and put the gun in my mouth and was going to pull the trigger when 2 customers walked in and he ran out the back door & the third time I had gone out to do the garbage and winshield cleaning buckets and when I came back the robber was IN the booth and had a .44 handgun stuck in my stomach and was pulling the trigger to kill me when I grabbed the barell and we fought and he ran out.
After that robbery, I decided someone was sending me a message to stop working graveyard, gave notice and quit and went to working days.
I assume that being gut shot with that would have killed me since it was so close.
They always say that in westerns too.

[Falkie2013]

Du bist ein Scheisskopf!!

I am sure that YOU are an expert on the household and other uses for human and animal waste products.
I heard a rumor that your house is made of bricks of shit with straw mixed in and you fear that Mr. Hanky wants to take it away from you and your family and render you homeless.

[nooryisawesome]

I am sure that YOU are an expert on the household and other uses for human and animal waste products.
I heard a rumor that your house is made of bricks of shit with straw mixed in and you fear that Mr. Hanky wants to take it away from you and your family and render you homeless.

I hope your fat ass gets pulled over. Driving without a license is going to get you another nice fine you won't fucking pay.

[nextgen.fm]

 

you guys!

[paladin1991]

They couldn't get to me inside the booths if the door was locked.
I got robbed once in the street bringing in a credit card machine from my store, once behind the counter when my co worker went for coffee and no one was in the place and the robber made me kneel down and put his
'gun' in my mouth and he was going to pull his 'trigger' when 2 customers walked in and he ran out the back door

Falkie porn

[Nick el Ass]

They couldn't get to me inside the booths if the door was locked.
I got robbed once in the street bringing in a credit card machine from my store, once behind the counter when my co worker went for coffee and no one was in the place and the robber made me kneel down and put the gun in my mouth and was going to pull the trigger when 2 customers walked in and he ran out the back door & the third time I had gone out to do the garbage and winshield cleaning buckets and when I came back the robber was IN the booth and had a .44 handgun stuck in my stomach and was pulling the trigger to kill me when I grabbed the barell and we fought and he ran out.
After that robbery, I decided someone was sending me a message to stop working graveyard, gave notice and quit and went to working days.
I assume that being gut shot with that would have killed me since it was so close.
They always say that in westerns too.

I hate to say it, but Falkie I think you are full of shit.

[Falkie2013]

I hate to say it, but Falkie I think you are full of shit.

Well, I could prove it with documents but I won't.
And if you HATE to say it, why say it at all ?

[nooryisawesome]

Well, I could prove it with documents but I won't.
And if you HATE to say it, why say it at all ?

you are full of fat and shit

[Nick el Ass]

Well, I could prove it with documents but I won't.
And if you HATE to say it, why say it at all ?

Because sometimes it just has to be said. I think a majority of what you say is bullshit... and the best thing that could happen is that this thread is removed.

[aldousburbank]

this thread. fuckin a this thread. falkin falkie, i am drunk brother but you need to read this. all of us... the haters and the ball fondlers, the "fans" we are using you. you are entertainment. i know you wont realize this or understand it. Everyone in this thread is using you for their own means.
use it. exploit the ones too far in. make money. eat pizza fucker. take sweet kathy on a cruise. id love for you to rise above this shit. and disappear into the awesomeness thats a normal fucking human being. be good. ill be back tomorrow with a hangover givin ya shit while the "fans" hype ya up so you fall again. status quo motherfucker.

Wow, this is the good stuff and an excellent drunk post amigo. I'm giving it top rank in my continuing search for life's odd truths. And so it goes.

[SnapT]

I am of German ancestry.

Ich haben sie das periskop fur der unterseeboats.

" Achtung ! Sehund trolle! Feuer einz ! Feuer swei ! Feuer drei ! "

" Sehund trolle. Gesunken das gleiche ! "

https://www.periscope.tv

[Open Lines Gerry]

Little do you know...

" Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Noory ? "

The Falkie Do !

If you do start doing a weekly first hour pop-in appearance, you need to think of a signature line to sign off with.  I'll have to think about that one for a bit, and I have no doubt that others on here can give you ideas as well.

After you establish yourself as a regular Coast contributor, I believe you can eventually replace Lionel Fanthorpe as George's favorite storyteller.  I will look forward to your yearly rendition of "Twas The Night Before Christmas."  Yours will be even better than his because you can have Kathy doing sound effects in the background.

[3OctaveFart]

Coaster-
Yes, Falkie is entertaining. This thread is entertainment. I like being entertained, and thus I like Falkie.
See if you can follow the logical progression here.

[Daggit]

Ever since Noory dangled the big fat kebab in front of Falkie I haven't seen Falkie post a single critical video of Noory. Mission accomplished Noory. I think we don't give the Nooron enough credit sometimes. The man is a genius and knows how to play fools like Falkie. He turned one of his most vitriolic and vocal critics into a fawning fanboy. Game, set and match. Bravo.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ever since Noory dangled the big fat kebab in front of Falkie I haven't seen Falkie post a single critical video of Noory. Mission accomplished Noory. I think we don't give the Nooron enough credit sometimes. The man is a genius and knows how to play fools like Falkie. He turned one of his most vitriolic and vocal critics into a fawning fanboy. Game, set and match. Bravo.

Yes, he's a real George Costanza, if scheming instead of doing work qualifies someone as a genius.

[Falkie2013]

Yes, he's a real George Costanza, if scheming instead of doing work qualifies someone as a genius.

Oh, yeah I'm really going to be as stupid as you THINK I am and insult the guy and blow the interview.
And other things.
I have about 50 Noory shows to listen to and there will be Noory videos done in the future.
One other thing to the guy who said I was full of it.
I wasn't full of it about the interview, was I ?
It and other things are going to happen.
What I do IS work now matter what any of you THINK, when you CAN think.

[Falkie2013]

If you do start doing a weekly first hour pop-in appearance, you need to think of a signature line to sign off with.  I'll have to think about that one for a bit, and I have no doubt that others on here can give you ideas as well.

After you establish yourself as a regular Coast contributor, I believe you can eventually replace Lionel Fanthorpe as George's favorite storyteller.  I will look forward to your yearly rendition of "Twas The Night Before Christmas."  Yours will be even better than his because you can have Kathy doing sound effects in the background.

I can't say anymore but something close to what you think will happen on C2C may well happen.
It all depends on what people OTHER than Noory decide.
Oh yes, I walked 25 blocks yesterday to the post office, bank, Amtrak and in SF. No sign of Aldous at Amtrak.

[coaster]

I can't say anymore but something close to what you think will happen on C2C may well happen.
It all depends

jesus h christ no it wont. shut the fuck up. honestly. blowhard. you have a boner for noory. you exhausting piece of shit.

[Nick el Ass]

Oh, yeah I'm really going to be as stupid as you THINK I am and insult the guy and blow the interview.
And other things.
I have about 50 Noory shows to listen to and there will be Noory videos done in the future.
One other thing to the guy who said I was full of it.
I wasn't full of it about the interview, was I ?
It and other things are going to happen.
What I do IS work now matter what any of you THINK, when you CAN think.

You said he was racist recently, and now all of a sudden your are his best buddy. I find that strange.

[coaster]

i can almost guarantee senda told noory he was interviewing these assholes at this expo and noory said "lets see how it goes". falkie thinks hes got a gig. its box fans forever george/dmitri/falkie senda. you dont have anything in you. even if someone threw you a fucking bone, you'd sit on it. you're too god damn lazy. let these few people here kiss your miserable ass enough times to keep you going, just so they can laugh as you keep it going. god damn, wake the FUCK UP. how can someone so advanced in years be so god damn fucking oblivious.  it blows my fucking mind. we are not haters, we are not jealous, we pity how dumb you fucking are.
the trolls will come. they will say falkie, we love you. because they keep it fucking going. they dwell on your retardation falkie. fuck man... wake up.

[Nick el Ass]

If the interview falls through, or Falkie comes on to claim his knee hurt so he couldn't make he should have the banhammer dropped on him. Btw, I did say you were full of shit Falkie.