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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

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paladin1991

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on April 12, 2015, 03:35:12 PM
I am curious as to what Lisa Lyon looks like.
Please bring us back that piece of intelligence.
I heard she looks like Sophia Verga, only blonde.    ;D

Quote from: paladin1991 on April 12, 2015, 05:29:31 PM
I heard she looks like Sophia Verga, only blonde.    ;D

Interestingly enough, Sophia Vergara has naturally blonde hair..

paladin1991

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 12, 2015, 05:33:23 PM
Interestingly enough, Sophia Vergara has naturally blonde hair..
What are you getting at?  Wait a minute.... we've all seen Verga, but not Lisa Lyon. Are you saying that m Lisa and Sophia are one and the same?

Who

Falkie will be wandering all over the expo hall looking for Sophia Viagra.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Doctor Who on April 12, 2015, 05:42:14 PM
Falkie will be wandering all over the expo hall looking for Sophia Viagra.

As much as that would be nice if I weren't attached, Kathy will be there and she gets very jealous, so it isn't going to happen.

paladin1991

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 12, 2015, 05:47:24 PM
As much as that would be nice if I weren't attached, Kathy will be there and she gets very jealous, so it isn't going to happen.
Oh.  You have got to video the ensuing cat fight. I can only imagine....

Daggit

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 12, 2015, 05:47:24 PM
As much as that would be nice if I weren't attached, Kathy will be there and she gets very jealous, so it isn't going to happen.

I don't think Kathy is the reason it isn't going to happen stud.

3OctaveFart

What exactly does Lyon do?
I mean, we know what Jorch and Tom do.
Or don't do, I should say.

Who

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on April 12, 2015, 06:36:03 PM
What exactly does Lyon do?
I mean, we know what Jorch and Tom do.
Or don't do, I should say.

She finds guests for Jorch.  She tells the guests to submit 300 questions for Jorch to ask them.  They e-mail the questions to her and then she puts them on 3 x 5 cards.  She spells everything phonetically so Jorch will pronounce at least some of them correctly.  She removes any words that Jorch can't pronounce, like February abd Dmitry Medvedev. 

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 12, 2015, 04:50:00 PM
I have NO idea what she looks like. She may have been on the C2C site. I'll ask George.


No matter what Lisa looks like her way of talking to people makes one of the most repulsive people on Earth.


Quote from: 3OctaveFart on April 12, 2015, 06:36:03 PM
What exactly does Lyon do?
I mean, we know what Jorch and Tom do.
Or don't do, I should say.


Attack people who are critical of the show even when it is creative criticism.
We know Dave and Tommy do each other.
They don't do any show prep.

ACE of CLUBS

Casio has left the building ......

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on April 12, 2015, 11:09:36 PM
Casio has left the building ......

He (MilitaryJustice) has been erased like Noory's moustache with a faulty hair trimmer.

area51drone

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on April 12, 2015, 11:14:47 PM
He (MilitaryJustice) has been erased like Noory's moustache with a faulty hair trimmer.

What did he do?   He was not Casio.  Falkie had a skype chat with him for 6 hours, video and all.   

ONeill

Quote from: area51drone on April 12, 2015, 11:52:26 PM
What did he do?   He was not Casio.  Falkie had a skype chat with him for 6 hours, video and all.

And he wasn't just banned, he was erased from history. Wow!

Daggit

I also don't believe that Military Justice was Casio.  He was however definitely a previously banned poster. Anyone whose first posts are in this thread is up to no good.

Quote from: Daggit on April 13, 2015, 12:13:46 AM
Anyone whose first posts are in this thread is up to no good.
I resent that comment!

Ha! Seriously, though, I noticed that this thread had a lot of action, and then I watched a few of Falkie's videos.  I got hooked after that - just coincidence, I guess, that this is the thread I view and post to the most.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 12, 2015, 02:43:22 PM
And Noory wouldn't MISS this opportunity to show up his detractors either.
When it happens, are you going to change your evil ways and realize once and for all that both I AND Noory know precisely what we are going to accomplish ?
Awesome - can't wait to see what you come up with!  I hope Noory lets some of these guys have it with both barrels!

Daggit

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on April 13, 2015, 12:38:16 AM
I resent that comment!

Ha! Seriously, though, I noticed that this thread had a lot of action, and then I watched a few of Falkie's videos.  I got hooked after that - just coincidence, I guess, that this is the thread I view and post to the most.

You most certainly fit that profile.

Littlechris?

Quote from: Daggit on April 13, 2015, 12:50:01 AM
You most certainly fit that profile.

Littlechris?
I've heard Falkie refer to him, but I don't know who he is.  Sorry - he's not me!

I don't know if I should be offended or take that as a compliment.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on April 13, 2015, 12:42:28 AM
Awesome - can't wait to see what you come up with!  I hope Noory lets some of these guys have it with both barrels!

What's the Snorge going to do, prove that he doesn't suck and that we're making it all up?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 12, 2015, 10:12:19 AM
... There are lemon, oranges and plum trees around here that everyone picks. On the street & not owned by anyone...

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 12, 2015, 01:53:39 PM
I do not always eat as well as I would like. Farmer's market here doesn't open until May...

I'll do videos of the farmer's markets once they open...

How about a video of you and Kathy out harvesting lemons, oranges, and plums?

Falkie2013

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 13, 2015, 01:35:04 AM
How about a video of you and Kathy out harvesting lemons, oranges, and plums?

I know the plum tree is out there somewhere but the directions given are kind of vague so i can't find it though I have been given plums from it.
There's a lemon tree downstairs and orange and lemon trees all over Martinez. My problem is I've gotten lemons & oranges off of trees and found them not to be ripe and unusable. Too bitter.
There's also an apricot tree here in front by the elevator.
Will do the video one of these days when we're not rushing around but no guarantee if the fruit is going to be usable.
I got an orange off the orange tree right down the street & it was too bitter.
We could go over to where Kathy used to live here as there's a huge lemon tree there & Kathy used to make cakes and lemonade from them.
Drone says he can't afford to make REAL lemonade as there are NO lemon trees in Washington.
Lemons cost a dollar each there, 10 for a dollar here.
It's time for him to move South.
It was 80 here yesterday so I expect some of them might be ripe by now.
Videos tonight when I get back.
I ate stuff that was too greasy and it made me sick for 2 days.
Didn't sleep for 2 days either. I keep forgetting I don't have a cast iron stomach anymore like when I was younger.
I can't handle overly greasy food.
From now on I cook the stuff myself as I drain the fat 4 times.
Same goes when I make spaghetti with sausage and meatballs/meat. 4 % fat.
Once Kathy moves in I'll do a video of us making tacos.
She just made pork enchiladas & said hers were just as good as a restaurant's.
MJ is an older guy with a handlebar mustache. I saw him on my Skype camera. He looks nothing like Casio & lives in Manitoba.
He's not Noory either and has a dog which he showed me and an anti social cat.
Casio does not have a dog.
MJ & I spent 6 1/2 hours on the phone. It was fun.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 13, 2015, 02:17:41 AM
I ate stuff that was too greasy and it made me sick for 2 days.
Didn't sleep for 2 days either. I keep forgetting I don't have a cast iron stomach anymore like when I was younger.
I can't handle overly greasy food.

Says the man who stated he was eating healthy. I do not think people who eat themselves into disabilty should be given government handouts.

Falkie2013

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 13, 2015, 02:33:01 AM
Says the man who stated he was eating healthy. I do not think people who eat themselves into disabilty should be given government handouts.

I did NOT eat myself into disability so knock it off. I am DISABLED for reasons that have nothing to do with eating. I was disabled BEFORE I gained a lot of weight.
Luckily the decisions to grant benefits are made by others and not such a mean spirited self centered sob's like you.
And while I do eat better at times, there are cravings.
Once spring is here in full I eat better and I am laying off a lot of junk I used to eat like potato chips, candy & ice cream. I now eat frozen fruit bars instead.
When we go to Sacto today I will buy the makings for chicken or tuna salad and eat that for dinner.
I had chicken soup for dinner tonight.
But you being " perfect " in your own beady dino brain reality would not know anything about that.
Humans make mistakes.
You aren't pefect either though you are a perfect horse's ass.

Nick el Ass

A 6 1/2 hour phone call sounds hot... but won't that make Dave and/or Kathy jealous, Falkie?

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on April 13, 2015, 12:42:28 AM
Awesome - can't wait to see what you come up with!  I hope Noory lets some of these guys have it with both barrels!

Sadly Dave is like the Daffy Duck of radio, and trying to unload both barrels will result in him shooting himself in the ass... or worse.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 13, 2015, 02:43:07 AM
I did NOT eat myself into disability so knock it off. I am DISABLED for reasons that have nothing to do with eating. I was disabled BEFORE I gained a lot of weight.

No, you were too cheep/greedy to get your tooth looked at, which you have admitted. Then changed your story to saying the it was the doctors fault and you had to make 7 SEVEN!!! trips to the doctor to get the right diagnosis.

Obviously like everything  else it is always someone else's fault for your misfortunes. Everyone knows you are a liar because we know you as the greedy little bitch that you are, if it was true you would have filed a malpractice lawsuit. Competent attorneys would have worked for a percentage of a settlement, but alas you could find no attorney to represent you because your a liar.

You stay disabled because your too fat to work.
Quote from: Falkie2013 on October 09, 2013, 08:59:28 PMI fell and fractured my kneecap and walked with crutches for a year and couldn't walk long distances without excruciating pain.
I weighed 260 back then, .....I ballooned up to 345 and then 375





Quote from: Doctor Who on April 13, 2015, 04:23:19 AM

You don't just get to 365 pounds with out some serious eating. The calories need per day to maintain that weight even with a sedentary lifestyle is really fucking high.

ONeill

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 13, 2015, 04:27:52 AM
You don't just get to 365 pounds with out some serious eating. The calories need per day to maintain that weight even with a sedentary lifestyle is really fucking high.

Sorry Falkie, but there is no way you got that fat without genuine effort even if you really couldn't move your fat ass.

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