The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

https://youtu.be/QVMcg2XI-v8.

LOL
any guesses on when Falkie is going to castrate himself with scissors on camera ?
and that good life shit looks like it might be good for Falkie to eat !
you know, no chicken bones, antioxidants etc.
hell, he could lift and carry that bag around his hovel and forget the weights
SHIT Falkie use your head !
good diet and weight Lifting program !
this could be your YouTube viral video !
fat guy gets healthy, looses Fat and gets massive muscles eating and lifting good life cat food

[paladin1991]

He's just mad cuz I wouldn't give him my phone number or talk to him on Skypee, back it the old Fortress days.

That filthy bastard.  That no good...."Shecky get the jet!  Pull the pin on the ordance.  Glitter bombs up!"

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

That filthy bastard.  That no good...."Shecky get the jet!  Pull the pin on the ordance.  Glitter bombs up!"

Yes, it's almost as if he thinks of no one but himself. 

[PB the Deplorable]

... this could be your YouTube viral video !
fat guy gets healthy, looses Fat and gets massive muscles eating and lifting good life cat food

Falkie is on an orange juice and French fries diet so he can build muscle and lose fat. 

Regular fruit and vegetables?!?  Falkie wouldn't feed his cats anything he won't eat!

[paladin1991]

LOL
any guesses on when Falkie is going to castrate himself with scissors on camera ?
and that good life shit looks like it might be good for Falkie to eat !
you know, no chicken bones, antioxidants etc.
hell, he could lift and carry that bag around his hovel and forget the weights
SHIT Falkie use your head !
good diet and weight Lifting program !
this could be your YouTube viral video !
fat guy gets healthy, looses Fat and gets massive muscles eating and lifting good life cat food

Already ran that idea past him.  He wanted me to do all the work.

[bateman]

Already ran that idea past him.  He wanted me to do all the work.

I bet you wouldn't even wipe down the machines for him. The Master shouldn't be expected to do such things.

[littlechris]

Did anybody mention the Trumpesque unauthorized  book "Senda: The ART of the Grift."

Don't give me any ideas. haha

[Happier Times are Coming]

I would suggest that it go to Marieiro Taxidermy Studio to be put into
trust for use in that dark day in the future when Orangey Cat passes on.   In this manner Orangey's majesty can be preserved for future generations.
The hovel, of course, will eventually become the George Senda Museum and it is only fitting  Orangey's awesomeness lives on indefinitely.......

Orangey was not allowed into the hovel in life but he will reside there in the Museum in death.   Only fitting............

has someone already made arrangements to have Falkie stuffed (when the time comes) sans his head (as I understand arrangements have been made to have his head cryogenically preserved for future generation's benefit) assuming of course he does not expire alone in Casa Senda with hungry cats.

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

Makes a change. He usually sucks a hooker!

[Sometimes I think you bastards don't deserve this high quality material]

ha ha that is so funny,  touché

[Happier Times are Coming]

just a thought I am going to toss out
as I watch (sometimes I do cover my eyes, though) the Falkie spy cams, I still respect Falkie's privacy and would not interfere if I saw Falkie fall down and expire.
I would respect his privacy and not summon the authorities and would disconnect and not interfere with nature (or hungry cats)
but that is just me

[Happier Times are Coming]

If he would just go down to the local park and hang out at the men's room.  He could earn money for his pussy's needs.   Speaking of pussy, how is Our Sweet Kathy's bloody axe wound?

question is if Falkie has been banned from all city parks after he was caught with a hand drill and woodbit in the stalls on serveral occasions ?
another question is Kathy's bloody axe wound the same thing as Kathy's bleeding cooter and is that the same as Kathy's bloody coochie ?
last question is damn, did I miss Falkie's update on the bloody axe wounded cooter / coochie of Sweet Kathy ?

[littlechris]

question is if Falkie has been banned from all city parks after he was caught with a hand drill and woodbit in the stalls on serveral occasions ?
another question is Kathy's bloody axe wound the same thing as Kathy's bleeding cooter and is that the same as Kathy's bloody coochie ?
last question is damn, did I miss Falkie's update on the bloody axe wounded cooter / coochie of Sweet Kathy ?

We're all waiting on the status of her vagina.

It smells like salmon so I ain't mad at it.

-Orangey

[WOTR]

A thousand dollars to anyone who gets a George Senda tattoo.

[Happier Times are Coming]

We're all waiting on the status of her vagina.

It smells like salmon so I ain't mad at it.

-Orangey

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[Happier Times are Coming]

We're all waiting on the status of her vagina.

It smells like salmon so I ain't mad at it.

-Orangey

Orangey
has "that" salmon been left out in the hot sun for a few hours ?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Why does this remind me of a bloated, insane, Col Kurtz in Apocalypse Now?

it reminds me more of the " i have to live in a tent" casio videos. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

    I don't hang around here enough to know the drill.   Does Bellgab take the tact of "Hey they can't do that to our boob - only we can do that to our boob!"   Or is it just a gang bang, baby!?!  You know as in "All aboard!!!!!!!!!!"

i'm thinking pharma grade laxatives, an industrial size shop vac and a peanut butter jar..... 

[Richard Groyper]

Orangey
has "that" salmon been left out in the hot sun for a few hours ?

I figured the fish would be red snapper.

[weareharbinger]

[whoozit]

I'd miss missing him more than missing him if he were to come back to BellGab.

[Lilith]

Yeah, that's too bad.  All the things we know and love about sewergab, are all the things that George hates about it.  I wonder if he has tried joining some other forums where he might be able to fit in better?

Its just sad to know that he would rather sit up there in his room all by himself, and even endure self imposed isolation from his sewergab internet friends, than join in and enjoy the banter here.

I think we were asking him to come back, mostly because we worry about his loneliness, but I agree with whoozit, that the thread is much more fun without George posting in it. It's much more fun to listen to him bellow in audio files and YouTubes, than read his encyclopedia size, walls of text.

[weareharbinger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FBeB2Srdc

[Lilith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FBeB2Srdc

George always sounds like he's describing himself to me, when he's describing other people, no matter if it's members of his Circle of Trust (+Justin), or members of sewergab.

[littlechris]

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[(Sandman) Logan-5]

That filthy bastard.  That no good...."Shecky get the jet!  Pull the pin on the ordance.  Glitter bombs up!"

https://www.ruindays.com/     

[Rally Squirrel]

https://www.ruindays.com/     

I challenge any one to send the annoying sand.
https://www.ruindays.com/collections/all/products/box-of-annoying-sand

Do not say you will do it just do it.

After you do it PM a trusted member to see if he got it and to lay claim that it was you.

[Nobody]

Now here is a brand new classic:   :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttcUbIpzuF4

Hang on.  Is he actually suggesting there's some sort of drawback to his being offline for months?  I can't think why this chap would ever imagine that people are concerned with his being offline when it's as plain as a pikestaff his being online is the problem.

Should boring the arse off people ever become an Olympic event, this fellow will be winning gold medals for America.  If there is a drawback to his being offline for months, someone will need to explain to me what it is, because I am not seeing it at all.

[Lilith]

Hang on.  Is he actually suggesting there's some sort of drawback to his being offline for months?  I can't think why this chap would ever imagine that people are concerned with his being offline when it's as plain as a pikestaff that it's his being online that's the problem.

Should boring the arse off people ever become an Olympic event, this fellow will be winning gold medals for America.  If there is a drawback to his being offline for months, someone will need to explain to me what it is, because I am not seeing it at all.

Well, we'd get tons and tons of leaked phone calls to listen to,  so you make a great point.

[littlechris]

I challenge any one to send the annoying sand.
https://www.ruindays.com/collections/all/products/box-of-annoying-sand

Do not say you will do it just do it.

After you do it PM a trusted member to see if he got it and to lay claim that it was you.

Do they have one that squirts feces/semen/vomit on the recipient? 

[Rally Squirrel]

Do they have one that squirts feces/semen/vomit on the recipient?

Ruin Days is sold out of the stinky poop bomb.

There is Poop Senders http://poopsenders.com/order/
I have not looked into them nor used them but they seem interesting.