The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

How about giving the money to a food pantry to replenish food stocks depleted by Falkie-types?

That's a good one. Or animal shelter, or kids home? Homeless shelter?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Did anybody mention the Trumpesque unauthorized  book "Senda: The ART of the Grift."

LOL.  I've often imagined the Social Security Administration hiring Falkie as a welfare cheat buster after they nail his ass, kinda like the Pentagon hiring notorious computer hackers to thwart computer hackers, or like the agency that hired that check forger in Catch Me if You Can. 

[Walks_At_Night]

As the name suggests; anyone interested in bidding for these three fine original (and signed) pen drawn masterpieces?

The money not going to me, and anyone suggesting Senda is disqualified from bidding. But where or who? The winning bidder decides.

Any thoughts?

I would suggest that it go to Marieiro Taxidermy Studio to be put into
trust for use in that dark day in the future when Orangey Cat passes on.   In this manner Orangey's majesty can be preserved for future generations.
The hovel, of course, will eventually become the George Senda Museum and it is only fitting  Orangey's awesomeness lives on indefinitely.......

Orangey was not allowed into the hovel in life but he will reside there in the Museum in death.   Only fitting............

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

That's a good one. Or animal shelter, or kids home? Homeless shelter?

Any of those would be great.  Suggestion:  Auction the originals, and then sell the prints as a set to raise a fairer chunk of change. 

[paladin1991]

I did send George money.  Ok, so it was $5.00, and he laughed at me,  and bans me from his forum, and calls me names...  Which I can understand the insignificance of $5.00 to a man like George, but heck, I'm on a senior citizens limited income as well, and I don't see George sending me any fins.  Not that I'd ask him, just sayin'.

I, too, had sent 5 buxx to the Fat One for his 'Save Kathy' fund.  It was all I could send the week he opened the fund.  I was the first to donate IIRC.  Payday was the next week.  I am able to work for a living and put some of my taxes towards helping those who need it.  You know, like senda, according to him, not like you, of course.
He talked shit to me.  He laughed at me.  He taunted me.  He took the 5 buxx and went to cinnabon and had a bun and a coffee.  Fuck paladin, fuck Kathy....senda needs to gorge.

[Walks_At_Night]

Any of those would be great.  Suggestion:  Auction the originals, and then sell the prints as a set to raise a fairer chunk of change.

Like a lithograph kind of deal?   

[paladin1991]

Yes, I wonder if Senda would kick in some green if any of us got into a financial jam?  When you have a guy who refers to himself as *I* or *ME* when he posts, I'd bet $5 he wouldn't.  I'd bet the $5, but I don't have it right now.  Hey, George, can you spot me a fiver?

You must between your jobs paydays.

[Yorkshire pud]

Any of those would be great.  Suggestion:  Auction the originals, and then sell the prints as a set to raise a fairer chunk of change.

I like your thinking. But as the ethos suggest, no real expense spent. Just knock out the prints on 80gsm copier paper.
Not even cut to size.

They should sell in their single figures. Senda will of course pass on via his Circle of trustâ,,¢ (Plus Justinâ,,¢) his heartfelt endorsement and good wishes to any worthy causes, such is his selflessness.

[Lilith]

I, too, had sent 5 buxx to the Fat One for his 'Save Kathy' fund.  It was all I could send the week he opened the fund.  I was the first to donate IIRC.  Payday was the next week.  I am able to work for a living and put some of my taxes towards helping those who need it.  You know, like senda, according to him, not like you, of course.
He talked shit to me.  He laughed at me.  He taunted me.  He took the 5 buxx and went to cinnabon and had a bun and a coffee.  Fuck paladin, fuck Kathy....senda needs to gorge.

You're a good man Penis mv!

Don't let Sendas' childish behavior change you!

[Walks_At_Night]

You're a good man Penis mv!

Don't let Sendas childish behavior change you!

I don't know why but that sentence, as simple as  it is, as me laughing so hard I got tears.

[PrairieGhost]

[paladin1991]

You got a new nickname!

At 1:05 he address what you told him. He did not understand it but he addressed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYfZSPldmlU

Trust me senda, it's not my business.  But you will make it my business.

[paladin1991]

I get why you sent him the money.  I have been here awhile and will never send him cash.  I feel it just feeds his financial irresponsibilty.  I did send him two cases of cat food from Amazon.  I asked him not to use my name and surprisingly he complied.  I thought it would free up some cash for him but he decided his cats needed some other food and spent the savings.  Most here have tried to help him but he not only bites the hand that feeds him, he sucks out their soul too.  He even had to correct your thoughtful advice on budgeting.  I really think that oppositional defiance disorder is just part of him.

If he would just go down to the local park and hang out at the men's room.  He could earn money for his pussy's needs.   Speaking of pussy, how is Our Sweet Kathy's bloody axe wound?

[Lilith]

bwahahahaha
That's perfect!

[paladin1991]

I always appreciate how he publicly humiliates me whenever I try to help him...

Yeah, he likes beating up on women.

[Lilith]

Yeah, he likes beating up on women.

He's just mad cuz I wouldn't give him my phone number or talk to him on Skypee, back it the old Fortress days.

[Yorkshire pud]

Which hospital needs tipping off he'll be in screaming in pain because his back has gone into spasm because he's too stupid to lift something correctly? A heavy box from the sitting position that he has to twist in his seat to reach and lift.


https://youtu.be/QVMcg2XI-v8.

[Walks_At_Night]

Which hospital needs tipping off he'll be in screaming in pain because his back has gone into spasm because he's too stupid to lift something correctly? A heavy box from the sitting position that he has to twist in his seat to reach and lift.


https://youtu.be/QVMcg2XI-v8.

So greed is the cure for crushed vertebrae - who knew?

[PB the Deplorable]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFUWg2r0v-0

Why does this remind me of a bloated, insane, Col Kurtz in Apocalypse Now?

[PB the Deplorable]

*clears throat*  Commencing trial run.

Dear YP,

I have an issue that I'd like your thoughts on.  Here is some background information.  I live in the American South and work in an office building.  Last year my employer came up with the brilliant idea of consolidation.   As such they decided to close down an office in Los Angeles and move the employees here.  Some said 'screw you, I ain't coming', some cried tears of joy at the thought of an all expense paid move out of LaLa land and others cried tears of rage and reluctantly made the move. Note that a large number of these folks started work in our building  just on January 3rd.

So there is the background and here is the issue.   Since January 3rd, some high strangeness has started to plague the Men's head.  Boogers have started appearing on the wall over the urinal.  Toilet bowls are not being flushed and there has even been occasions where soiled john paper is dropped on the floor and not in the bowl. 

None of this was occurring prior to January 3rd , the theory is that some of the disgruntled Californians are trying

Sounds like a normal trip to the bathroom in California to me.  Wait until they cut a glory hole in one of the stalls.

[Laughing Gator]

Why does this remind me of a bloated, insane, Col Kurtz in Apocalypse Now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcAYMb5uk4

[Happier Times are Coming]

I am afraid to go to sleep after Falkie told me I am a sociopath pod person

[paladin1991]

*clears throat*  Commencing trial run.

Dear YP,

I have an issue that I'd like your thoughts on.  Here is some background information.  I live in the American South and work in an office
building.  Last year my employer came up with the brilliant idea of consolidation.   As such they decided to close down an office in
Los Angeles and move the employees here.  Some said 'screw you, I ain't coming', some cried tears of joy at the thought of an all
expense paid move out of LaLa land and others cried tears of rage and reluctantly made the move. Note that a large number of these
folks started work in our building  just on January 3rd.

So there is the background and here is the issue.   Since January 3rd, some high strangeness has started to plague the Men's head.
Boogers have started appearing on the wall over the urinal.  Toilet bowls are not being flushed and there has even been occasions
where soiled john paper is dropped on the floor and not in the bowl. 

None of this was occurring prior to January 3rd , the theory is that some of the disgruntled Californians are trying to 'Stick it to the
Man'.   Typically Mrs. Walks_At_Night is my goto gal for advice but she is an elegant lady and would not deal with this well.  We have
all seen Senda's toilet so obviously there are no shrinking violets here in the Sendaverse.

So which option seems the best course or do you have some other ideas?

A: For PeePee time do I  just use the urinal and close my eyes to the boogers?   That is pretty easy.  When it is drop trou time it
    is a short walk over to another building that seems immune so far.   In other words mitigate the nastiness and avoid confrontation.

B: Watch and wait until I catch a culprit in the act and then deliver instant justice.  While I live in the South, I am not a Southern Gentleman.
    I was born and raised in Detroit and while it has been awhile, I think I can still hand out lumps if need be.  I.E. Embrace confrontation.

C: Report the issue to my Supervisor.   This of course has been done more than once already but they seem to be in denial
     that this is happening.  So pass the buck so to speak


What say you?

Pud is going to ask you to relate to those troubled souls.  Pud is going to implore you to have empathy for these disturbed persons.  This is the English way.

Me.  I'm going with your option B.  You catch the bastard(s) lay waste to the dirty motherfuckers.  This is the American way.

[bateman]

Pud is going to ask you to relate to those troubled souls.  Pud is going to implore you to have empathy for these disturbed persons.  This is the English way.

Me.  I'm going with your option B.  You catch the bastard(s) lay waste to the dirty motherfuckers.  This is the American way.

Swirlies for the perpetrators?

[paladin1991]

How does Bellgab react?    I don't hang around here enough to know the drill.   Does Bellgab take the tact of "Hey they can't do that to our boob - only we can do that to our boob!"   Or is it just a gang bang, baby!?!  You know as in "All aboard!!!!!!!!!!"

It's just a teeny weenie gangbang.   "Hey!  Bring out the gimp!"

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Swirlies for the perpetrators?

Booger flickers in the bathroom you say?  This is serious business.  You have to break those son-of-a-bitches in two.  Follow this blueprint....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzt82V-xtfA

[paladin1991]

Amber McGarvey ROCKS!!

I fucked her.

Meh.

[Yorkshire pud]

Pud is going to ask you to relate to those troubled souls.  Pud is going to implore you to have empathy for these disturbed persons.  This is the English way.

Me.  I'm going with your option B.  You catch the bastard(s) lay waste to the dirty motherfuckers.  This is the American way.

Actually;

Dear anonymous; I'd persist with C, and if you catch the culprit(s), grab them in an head lock at waist height, facing forward, towards the door out of the loo. Stop. Open door and then get into a position whereby you can repeatedly and with robust gusto, slam the door (and door knob/handle if present) on their face.

Five should do the trick. Ask if they're sorry (I'm guessing yes).

No need to trouble the fragrant Mrs W at N with your working life problems. She has enough on, with  washing, cleaning the house, and looking up interesting and appetising recipes.

[paladin1991]

You're a good man Penis mv!

Don't let Sendas' childish behavior change you!

Aw, shucks.  sendaTaint nothing, ma'am.

[paladin1991]

Oh yeah!  Trains coming through!  Woooooo woooo!