The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[bateman]

I knew that.  😊😘

All hail The Poop Mistress Grubâ,,¢.

[Lilith]

All hail The Poop Mistress Grubâ,,¢.

I like "The Sewergab Whisperer" better....
But it's not up to me,

[Yorkshire pud]

For the newcomers to this thread, here is your free cut out and keep guide to Senda's philosophy on those who have tried to help him, and how he invests that help to make himself better and give something back.

[Rally Squirrel]

In Falkies panic video he mentions talking to Kathy about the money he really needs.

We know he has been paying he credit cards and tossing her a few bucks every month to save for a car. By my calculations she should have about a grand sitting around so far in the car fund. But she was not able to bail out Falkie with $84 of it?
Wouldn't it be ironic if there was no car fund and if Kathy blew it all on things like Pokemon toys and Godiva chocolate rather than using it for its intended purpose?

[littlechris]

For the newcomers to this thread, here is your free cut out and keep guide to Senda's philosophy on those who have tried to help him, and how he invests that help to make himself better and give something back.

Id like some clearer copies of your work please.

[bateman]

"They are marked private, not that it's any of your business."

[bateman]

Notice not a word of thanks to the guy who gave him the money ostensibly to keep his internet on.

[Open Lines Gerry]

And another thing. Its good he's keeping his word and not reading the thread, so he can't get upset about what people have said about him, or suggested what he should do.

I always appreciate how he publicly humiliates me whenever I try to help him...

He didn't read the thread.  Ol' Gerry sent him Brig's advice (which I gave her credit for), and suggested that it would be worth checking out.  The Master has apparently rendered his decision on the value of it.

FRIENDSHIP.

[Yorkshire pud]

In Falkies panic video he mentions talking to Kathy about the money he really needs.

We know he has been paying he credit cards and tossing her a few bucks every month to save for a car. By my calculations she should have about a grand sitting around so far in the car fund. But she was not able to bail out Falkie with $84 of it?
Wouldn't it be ironic if there was no car fund and if Kathy blew it all on things like Pokemon toys and Godiva chocolate rather than using it for its intended purpose?

Highly unlikely to happen because she's as careful and resposible with money as Senda. So STFU with your cheap implications.

[Yorkshire pud]

Notice not a word of thanks to the guy who gave him the money ostensibly to keep his internet on.

Why would there be? It is their privilege to be helping him out. They know that.

[SredniVashtar]

In Falkies panic video he mentions talking to Kathy about the money he really needs.

We know he has been paying he credit cards and tossing her a few bucks every month to save for a car. By my calculations she should have about a grand sitting around so far in the car fund. But she was not able to bail out Falkie with $84 of it?
Wouldn't it be ironic if there was no car fund and if Kathy blew it all on things like Pokemon toys and Godiva chocolate rather than using it for its intended purpose?

I'd be curious to know how much he pisses away on lottery tickets each week. He's always talking about 'if I win the lottery' and you know that the lottery was designed for people like him, so I bet he spunks a good deal on those. He seems to go food shopping every sodding day and probably spends at least 20 bucks each time on crap of various kinds. All his talk of only having 600 a month net doesn't add up if you ask me.

[SredniVashtar]

Why would there be? It is their privilege to be helping him out. They know that.

Remember he made the mistake of offering Senda some advice, so he must have gone straight on to the enemies list. Shortly after the money went in his account, of course.

[Yorkshire pud]

Id like some clearer copies of your work please.

I'm not so good with computer illustrations, but anyone can feel free to use the sketches as a basis for graphic artistry.

[Walks_At_Night]

For the newcomers to this thread, here is your free cut out and keep guide to Senda's philosophy on those who have tried to help him, and how he invests that help to make himself better and give something back.

Well color me impressed.  First there was the advice you gave to EoDR boys from the other night [it was sound but you may have
as well bequeathed it upon a turnip] and then there is this blueprint of doom you whipped up.  You really should start a 'Dear YP' thread
and take questions on life's conudrum's [non-political of course]. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Well color me impressed.  First there was the advice you gave to EoDR boys from the other night [it was sound but you may have
well bequeathed upon a turnip] and then there is this blueprint of doom you whipped up.  You really should start a 'Dear YP' thread
and take questions on life's conudrum's [non-political of course].

As the Hollies sang; 'The road is long....'

I doubt my work would ever be complete though. I would feel very guilty if I wasn't around to instantly help a fellow sewergabber in their minute or hour of need and they did something silly, such as post without me proof reading it first.

As for the discussion with Starsky and Hutch the other night; as I said at the time, I'd had a couple of gins and maybe not as polite as I would usually be (too much profanity); although the sentiment would be the same. It made me chuckle when I later looked in the chatroom and the things other people had said. I genuinely don't mean either Daniel or Mike with a Y harm. In some ways, philosophically, Daniel reminds me a lot like me when I was about 22 ish. Now I'm a cynic, then I was an idealist.

[Walks_At_Night]

As the Hollies sang; 'The road is long....'

I doubt my work would ever be complete though. I would feel very guilty if I wasn't around to instantly help a fellow sewergabber in their minute or hour of need and they did something silly, such as post without me proof reading it first.

I can see that but I also think you could do more good then harm.

Can we do a dry run here and see how it goes?  I do have an issue I am chewing on and it is not the kind of thing one would
bring to Mrs. Walks_At_Night......................

[Yorkshire pud]

I can see that but I also think you could do more good then harm.

Can we do a dry run here and see how it goes?  I do have an issue I am chewing on and it is not the kind of thing one would
bring to Mrs. Walks_At_Night......................

Okay; but only in this thread, it isn't for everyone's consumption. Other people might not mind their own business.

Okay Mr W at N; what is the problem burning into you at the moment that you cannot tell your wife?

[SredniVashtar]

I can see that but I also think you could do more good then harm.

Can we do a dry run here and see how it goes?  I do have an issue I am chewing on and it is not the kind of thing one would
bring to Mrs. Walks_At_Night......................

I'll give you my sympathetic attention if Yorkie is too pussy. I'm nothing if not sympathetic. I'm guessing it's bedroom related.

Edit: Do the words 'scoutmaster', 'shorts', 'police' and 'massive erection' fit into this sordid confession?

[Yorkshire pud]

I'll give you my sympathetic attention if Yorkie is too pussy. I'm nothing if not sympathetic. I'm guessing it's bedroom related.

I don't think your letting one of the footmen have the afternoon off to go to the funeral of his wife and five children after the fire in their derelict tied cottage is what W at N would see as 'sympathy'.

[SredniVashtar]

I don't think your letting one of the footmen have the afternoon off to go to the funeral of his wife and five children after the fire in their derelict tied cottage is what W at N would see as 'sympathy'.

They were complaining that the cottage was too cold, so a well-aimed  petrol bomb through the (unglazed) window certainly solved the heating problem, but those bastards haven't stopped bleating about it since.

[weareharbinger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFUWg2r0v-0

[Walks_At_Night]

Okay; but only in this thread, it isn't for everyone's consumption. Other people might not mind their own business.

Okay Mr W at N; what is the problem burning into you at the moment that you cannot tell your wife?

*clears throat*  Commencing trial run.

Dear YP,

I have an issue that I'd like your thoughts on.  Here is some background information.  I live in the American South and work in an office
building.  Last year my employer came up with the brilliant idea of consolidation.   As such they decided to close down an office in
Los Angeles and move the employees here.  Some said 'screw you, I ain't coming', some cried tears of joy at the thought of an all
expense paid move out of LaLa land and others cried tears of rage and reluctantly made the move. Note that a large number of these
folks started work in our building  just on January 3rd.

So there is the background and here is the issue.   Since January 3rd, some high strangeness has started to plague the Men's head.
Boogers have started appearing on the wall over the urinal.  Toilet bowls are not being flushed and there has even been occasions
where soiled john paper is dropped on the floor and not in the bowl. 

None of this was occurring prior to January 3rd , the theory is that some of the disgruntled Californians are trying to 'Stick it to the
Man'.   Typically Mrs. Walks_At_Night is my goto gal for advice but she is an elegant lady and would not deal with this well.  We have
all seen Senda's toilet so obviously there are no shrinking violets here in the Sendaverse.

So which option seems the best course or do you have some other ideas?

A: For PeePee time do I  just use the urinal and close my eyes to the boogers?   That is pretty easy.  When it is drop trou time it
    is a short walk over to another building that seems immune so far.   In other words mitigate the nastiness and avoid confrontation.

B: Watch and wait until I catch a culprit in the act and then deliver instant justice.  While I live in the South, I am not a Southern Gentleman.
    I was born and raised in Detroit and while it has been awhile, I think I can still hand out lumps if need be.  I.E. Embrace confrontation.

C: Report the issue to my Supervisor.   This of course has been done more than once already but they seem to be in denial
     that this is happening.  So pass the buck so to speak


What say you?

[Walks_At_Night]

I'll give you my sympathetic attention if Yorkie is too pussy. I'm nothing if not sympathetic. I'm guessing it's bedroom related.

Edit: Do the words 'scoutmaster', 'shorts', 'police' and 'massive erection' fit into this sordid confession?

Your input would be welcome as well sir.   No - The Scoutmaster stuff is pretty cut and dried.    This is a tad more stickety
wicketish

[Lilith]

He didn't read the thread.  Ol' Gerry sent him Brig's advice (which I gave her credit for), and suggested that it would be worth checking out.  The Master has apparently rendered his decision on the value of it.

FRIENDSHIP.

Thank You Ol Gerry 

...but I'm DONE with George, and trying to help him with anything.

FRIENDSHIP+++++++++++++

[Lilith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFUWg2r0v-0

Well, just another case of the pot calling the kettle black

[Yorkshire pud]

*clears throat*  Commencing trial run.

Dear YP,

Dear anonymous; I'd persist with C, and if you catch the culprit(s), grab them in an head lock at waist height, facing forward, towards the door out of the loo. Stop. Open door and then get into a position whereby you can repeatedly and with robust gusto, slam the door (and door knob/handle if present) on their face.

Five should do the trick. Ask if they're sorry (I'm guessing yes).

No need to trouble the fragrant Mrs W at N with your working life problems. She has enough on, with  washing, cleaning the house, and looking up interesting and appetising recipes.

[SredniVashtar]

Your input would be welcome as well sir.   No - The Scoutmaster stuff is pretty cut and dried.    This is a tad more stickety
wicketish

My first thought was that you should quit your job and become a YouTube celebrity, occasionally asking for donations to support the sundry wildlife that you have living around your (necessarily downsized) accommodation. We'd need to hear a bit more info about Mrs WaN, obviously, if you are going to bring the punters in.

Southern types are more inclined to shoot first anyway, so I'm told; the honour culture being what it is. So I wouldn't recommend that, even if  you are just a transplanted hoodlum from Michigan. I think HR usually frowns on beating the shit out of co-workers as well. So, I'd give that a swerve, unless you want to be living La Vida Senda.

If complaining to a supervisor hasn't worked before then it's not likely to do much a second time. They'd probably just blow it off. I'd take the ignoble route and wait for someone else to take the initiative. It's probably just one trouble-maker anyway, and it's only a matter of time before they get found out, I'd hope. Or they'd just get bored with acting like a pig. But it hasn't worked for Senda so far...

I'm sure Yorkie  would be more pro-active and masculine about it. I'm just a southern jessie, as he never fails to remind me.

[Walks_At_Night]

Dear anonymous; I'd persist with C, and if you catch the culprit(s), grab them in an head lock at waist height, facing forward, towards the door out of the loo. Stop. Open door and then get into a position whereby you can repeatedly and with robust gusto, slam the door (and door knob/handle if present) on their face.

Five should do the trick. Ask if they're sorry (I'm guessing yes).

No need to trouble the fragrant Mrs W at N with your working life problems. She has enough on, with  washing, cleaning the house, and looking up interesting and appetising recipes.

Great!   See - you could have a whole thread of that kind of shit to deal with..........    I do see where it could be a bit of a burden to handle
solo - perhaps a 'Dear Bellgab' thread with you as just a contributing editor or something.  This was a little trickier issue than just two
dudes, stoned on dope constantly poking each other with a stick. I think you did well.......


BTW - the situation described is quite real and by the way Mrs. Walks_At_Night just happened to finish up a load of laundry  and was talking
           about a shrimp dish for dinner.   You really are good!

[Laughing Gator]

For the newcomers to this thread, here is your free cut out and keep guide to Senda's philosophy on those who have tried to help him, and how he invests that help to make himself better and give something back.

YP, Excellent. I also decided to do a flow chart to show how many of us went from wide eyed do gooder to a "Sewergab Hater and Troll".

[Walks_At_Night]

My first thought was that you should quit your job and become a YouTube celebrity, occasionally asking for donations to support the sundry wildlife that you have living around your (necessarily downsized) accommodation. We'd need to hear a bit more info about Mrs WaN, obviously, if you are going to bring the punters in.

Southern types are more inclined to shoot first anyway, so I'm told; the honour culture being what it is. So I wouldn't recommend that, even if  you are just a transplanted hoodlum from Michigan. I think HR usually frowns on beating the shit out of co-workers as well. So, I'd give that a swerve, unless you want to be living La Vida Senda.

If complaining to a supervisor hasn't worked before then it's not likely to do much a second time. They'd probably just blow it off. I'd take the ignoble route and wait for someone else to take the initiative. It's probably just one trouble-maker anyway, and it's only a matter of time before they get found out, I'd hope. Or they'd just get bored with acting like a pig. But it hasn't worked for Senda so far...

I'm sure Yorkie  would be more pro-active and masculine about it. I'm just a southern jessie, as he never fails to remind me.

I hear you on the violent confrontation thing.   Other than Hitler, that approach doesn't seem to solve much off the big screen here in the
real world.

Well there are four stalls - three normal and one handicapped.   Stall #1 is consistently blown out and Stall #2 and #3 are hit and miss.
However there has been an occasion where #1, #2 and #3 were all disasters.  Now that can't be the work of one man, can it?