The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[SredniVashtar]

Mine are harvested out of my Avocado tree.  So they are 'free range.'  I've done them without the  brine and while edible, just not as tasty.  Brined, so much more flavorful.  I'd put them along the lines of chicken thighs, without the fatty moisture.  If not careful, the flesh can dry very quickly.

Oh, I was wondering why you always fucked them first. I hadn't realised it was a culinary requirement to keep things nice and moist. Martha Stewart has really stepped up a gear with her recipe ideas these days. She must have learned that one in prison.

[starrmtn001]

Oh, I was wondering why you always fucked them first. I hadn't realised it was a culinary requirement to keep things nice and moist. Martha Stewart has really stepped up a gear with her recipe ideas these days. She must have learned that one in prison.

Martha Stewart???  Bite your tongue Sredni!  I'd learned many culinary "secrets" long before I had even heard of Martha Stewart.  By the way.  Is she one of yours?

[Barfly]

Damn straight.  The kids prefer the squirrel harvest to be brined, seasoned and BBQ'd.  I've done them in bacon fat in the oven and while tasty, not the flavor treat that a BBQ'd critter can be.

Crock pot for me, we used to go out to the woods and shoot them with pellet rifles, skin them in the woods and throw them in the cooler, on a good day we would get 20-30.

[SredniVashtar]

Martha Stewart???  Bite your tongue Sredni!  I'd learned many culinary "secrets" long before I had even heard of Martha Stewart.  By the way.  Is she one of yours?

One of my what? Conquests? I daresay we might have met, ships passing in the night and all that sort of thing. If you mean British, then no. I googled her name (which is exactly what you could have done, you lazy devil!) and it said she was born in New Jersey. I don't think we go in much for raffia work and hand-woven table cloths over here.

[Lilith]

One of my what? Conquests? I daresay we might have met, ships passing in the night and all that sort of thing.

Oh Dear!  Poor Martha!

[SredniVashtar]

Oh Dear!  Poor Martha!

She had a very dirty mind, if you want to know. She took advantage of my young limbs.

[Lilith]

She had a very dirty mind cabin, if you want to know. She took advantage of my young limbs superior accommodations.

Sure, that's what they ALL say.  :

[chefist]

Crock pot for me, we used to go out to the woods and shoot them with pellet rifles, skin them in the woods and throw them in the cooler, on a good day we would get 20-30.

We hunted them as a kid too...soak in buttermilk overnight, bread and fry...the grays were more tender than the red ones...

[Yorkshire pud]

She had a very dirty mind, if you want to know. She took advantage of my young limbs.

She was 31, you were 17; you knew nothing about love, she knew everything...

Beautiful, simply beautiful.

[starrmtn001]

One of my what? Conquests? I daresay we might have met, ships passing in the night and all that sort of thing. If you mean British, then no. I googled her name (which is exactly what you could have done, you lazy devil!) and it said she was born in New Jersey. I don't think we go in much for raffia work and hand-woven table cloths over here.

Ok Sredni, time out please.  I'm laughing so damn hard I can barely breathe!!! 

[starrmtn001]

We hunted them as a kid too...soak in buttermilk overnight, bread and fry...the grays were more tender than the red ones...

Ok, that's it.  I'm off to go bag me some squirrels!  Zeebo, please give your friends the heads-up that the squirrel hunt is afoot.  If there are any squirrels on your hit list, send 'em my way for a "vacation." 

[nbirnes]

We hunted them as a kid too...soak in buttermilk overnight, bread and fry...the grays were more tender than the red ones...

Will no one think of the poor hubrids? The grays are their friends.

[Ciardelo]

What time is the gabcast?

[Lilith]

What time is the gabcast?

Inquiring minds want to KNOW!!!

[SredniVashtar]

Inquiring minds want to KNOW!!!

8pm Eastern. Or 12am for me! I am renaming it Midnight by the River tonight, as I am on the banks of the River Thames.

[Lilith]

8pm Eastern. Or 12am for me! I am renaming it Midnight by the River tonight, as I am on the banks of the River Thames.

Lovely!!! 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

8pm Eastern. Or 12am for me! I am renaming it Midnight by the River tonight, as I am on the banks of the River Thames.

Will you have any pro-squirrel hosts?

[SredniVashtar]

Will you have any pro-squirrel hosts?

I seem to be the only person around here who doesn't want to blast the shit out of innocent small mammals. I found one drowned in my pond a few years ago. I dug a hole, said a few moving words in an improvised ceremony, and gave it a Christian burial. I did NOT (to channel my inner Falkie), skin it, stuff an apples up its arse, and wonder whether to serve it with sweet potatoes or green beans.

If zeebo wants to chime in to give the squirrel perspective, he is welcome to call. Although Starr has probably griddled him on his own lightsaber by now.

[GravitySucks]

Will you have any pro-squirrel hosts?

I'm pro-squirrel.  They are good hunting 

I shot a bunch for an old woman one time and she thoroughly cussed me out for only shooting them in the head.  Said I ruined the best part.

[Lilith]

I seem to be the only person around here who doesn't want to blast the shit out of innocent small mammals.

No, you're not the only one.   

[Yorkshire pud]

I seem to be the only person around here who doesn't want to blast the shit out of innocent small mammals. I found one drowned in my pond a few years ago. I dug a hole, said a few moving words in an improvised ceremony, and gave it a Christian burial. I did NOT (to channel my inner Falkie), skin it, stuff an apples up its arse, and wonder whether to serve it with sweet potatoes or green beans.

If zeebo wants to chime in to give the squirrel perspective, he is welcome to call. Although Starr has probably griddled him on his own lightsaber by now.

On the off chance I'm suffering insomnia and sober enough to call into your renegade stewardship of this internationally renowned institution; what skype name shall I use? I'm sure as hell not calling anyone. The cost isn't worth it to add a great deal of propriety and reverence to the occasion. No promises mind.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm pro-squirrel.  They are good hunting 

I shot a bunch for an old woman one time and she thoroughly cussed me out for only shooting them in the head.  Said I ruined the best part.

Maybe she likes sucking on bone? Takes alsorts.

[chefist]

Ok, Gang...I hope all is set for the show...looking forward to it! No pressure, but you folks better not SUCK!

[Yorkshire pud]

Ok, Gang...I hope all is set for the show...looking forward to it! No pressure, but you folks better not SUCK!

Or else?

[zeebo]

...If zeebo wants to chime in to give the squirrel perspective, he is welcome to call. Although Starr has probably griddled him on his own lightsaber by now.

Haha no way - someone might trace my location with intent to squirrel-kabob me!  However I shall be listening from the safety of my hidden bunker, cognac in hand.  Btw my saber has been stashed - I kept getting mistaken for some kind of ewok variant in the upcoming movie.  Have a fun show.

[SredniVashtar]

On the off chance I'm suffering insomnia and sober enough to call into your renegade stewardship of this internationally renowned institution; what skype name shall I use? I'm sure as hell not calling anyone. The cost isn't worth it to add a great deal of propriety and reverence to the occasion. No promises mind.

Well, use the name Yorkshire Pud, then we will know not to accept the call.

What a surprise, a Yorkshireman worrying about the cost of a call.

[GravitySucks]

Ok, Gang...I hope all is set for the show...looking forward to it! No pressure, but you folks better not SUCK!

Thanks for setting the bar so high

[chefist]

Thanks for setting the bar so high

LOL you gals n guys will do great! 1 hour to showtime!

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, use the name Yorkshire Pud, then we will know not to accept the call.

What a surprise, a Yorkshireman worrying about the cost of a call.

Two types of people lad; those from Yorkshire, and those who wish they were. Live with it.


So what skype name are you using? Southern softy? Flat beer swiller?

[GravitySucks]

Two types of people lad; those from Yorkshire, and those who wish they were. Live with it.


So what skype name are you using? Southern softy? Flat beer swiller?

Yorkshire - that's one of those pesky little lapdogs, right?